28 Aug 2027
Saturday
Process
56 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Helinho runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 37. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Stian Sjøvold says no to Stabaek

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Stian Sjøvold had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Boardroom

Valerenga close the window on a squad of their own making

12 in and 6 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

So close: Meliga Promise’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Sarpsborg 08 moved on, Meliga Promise reports back to Valerenga, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Helinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Valerenga

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Mohamed Ofkir

7.34, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Valerenga had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

Helinho has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Valerenga will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

Back issues
55 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Helinho

Successful dribbles: 49. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Mathias Grundetjern puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Dennis Gjengaar moves on

Viking pay $1.5M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Valerenga

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Helinho was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Sarpsborg 08 watching Meliga Promise

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Valerenga have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Home is on Brayan Gil's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Valerenga are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Ghayas Zahid has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Valerenga will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Meliga Promise

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Meliga Promise, and the manager let it.

In brief

54 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Helinho was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 41. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Sebastian Jarl asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Helinho and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Dennis Gjengaar attracts admirers

The name of Dennis Gjengaar has come up in conversations Valerenga were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Mohamed Ofkir falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Valerenga against Tromso

0‑1 to Tromso, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Wages eat 118% of everything Valerenga earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Fredrik King faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Fredrik King after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Oscar Hedvall has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Valerenga will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

53 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Valerenga tear Aalesund apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Aalesund, and it could have been more.

Market

Brayan Gil puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Valerenga to lose Alexander Svensen Ordal for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Alexander Svensen Ordal has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Market

Alexander Svensen Ordal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Helinho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

One of their own: Dennis Gjengaar

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Market

Valerenga promote Alexander Singh from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Alexander Singh has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Jonas Thorsby steps up from the Valerenga academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Jonas Thorsby has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

52 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Helinho was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 59. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Taha Usman agrees terms with Mjondalen

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Valerenga people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Elias Hagen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Odd come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Valerenga did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Magnus Sjøeng moves on

Sarpsborg 08 pay $990.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Aaron Kiil Olsen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Helinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Valerenga

Something was said to Petter Strand and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

  • The dugout Helinho has become a man the manager trusts
  • The dugout Petter Strand is still being punished for one mistake
  • Player ratings A day to forget for Petter Strand
51 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Derby delight as Valerenga down Lillestrom

Bragging rights belong to Valerenga for another year after a 1‑0 win over Lillestrom in front of a full house.

Market

Stabaek come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Valerenga did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Carl Lange asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Brayan Gil says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Helinho settles the derby

Beat anybody else and it is three points. Beat them, with his name on it, and it is a year of bragging rights for Valerenga and a story that will outlast his contract.

Market

Helinho has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Valerenga can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Helinho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Taha Usman again

The phone has started ringing about Taha Usman again, and this time the name on the line is Mjondalen. Valerenga are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

50 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Helinho beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 29. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Helinho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Molde take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

133% of the income goes out in wages at Valerenga

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Looking ahead

The neighbours are next for Valerenga

Nothing about the week ahead is ordinary. Lillestrom on Saturday, a town that has already started talking about it, and a dressing room that does not need telling what it means.

The dugout

Carl Lange gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fredrik King faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Fredrik King after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

When it matters, Mohamed Ofkir plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

49 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Helinho beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 33. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A row about effort at Valerenga

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Helinho was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Rosenborg take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Sebastian Jarl gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Player of the month: Ole Sæter

Four weeks in which nobody in the division did his job better. The award goes on a shelf and the player goes back into the side, which is the order Valerenga prefer.

The dugout

Fredrik King faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Fredrik King after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Brayan Gil slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Brayan Gil is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Boardroom

11 new boys at the Valerenga academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Mohamed Ofkir

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Mohamed Ofkir has come out of that comparison in the side, and Valerenga have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

48 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Brayan Gil puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Both of them Helinho's — 8.37

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.37, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brice Ambina

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Helinho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Valerenga come up short against Stabaek

Stabaek left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

After 5 games, Valerenga finally taste it again

The first defeat in 5 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against Stabaek; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 2‑3 Fredrik King left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

47 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Helinho leads the rout of Stromsgodset

3‑0, and Helinho took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Valerenga tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

A day Helinho will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

Nobody wants to play Valerenga right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Valerenga

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Helinho was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Helinho in the eights

A performance of 8.36 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ole Sæter

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Magnus Westergaard gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fredrik King has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Fredrik King on a 3‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

46 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Helinho

Successful dribbles: 42. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Valerenga cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Brayan Gil wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Valerenga can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Helinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Valerenga see off Viking

Three points for Valerenga, 1‑0 the final word against Viking in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

129% of the income goes out in wages at Valerenga

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Petter Strand gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

45 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Helinho runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 59. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter scores twice — 8.78

Two goals and a mark of 8.78 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Helinho raises the bar for Valerenga

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Valerenga heard it as anything else.

Match

Nobody wants to play Valerenga right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Valerenga

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Helinho was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Brayan Gil

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brayan Gil, and the manager let it.

Match

Valerenga find a way past Sarpsborg 08

Sarpsborg 08 made Valerenga work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ofkir was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.35. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout The form table has caught Petter Strand
  • Squad Amir Jama is no longer first choice
44 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Helinho says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Both of them Helinho's — 8.25

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.25, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Helinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Whatever happens, Valerenga do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

Helinho the difference as Valerenga beat Haugesund

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Helinho. 2‑1 against Haugesund, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

Mathias Grundetjern gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fredrik King: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑1, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

The form table has caught Dennis Gjengaar

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

43 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Helinho beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 61. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

At last: Valerenga win one

15 matches without a win, and then this, against Mjondalen. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Helinho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Valerenga see off Mjondalen

Three points for Valerenga, 2‑0 the final word against Mjondalen in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ghayas Zahid

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.18, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

No place for Carl Lange in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Carl Lange has his answer from Valerenga; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kevin Tshiembe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Fredrik King has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Fredrik King on a 2‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

42 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Valerenga's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valerenga has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Helinho runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 39. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Jesper Reitan-Sunde says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Brice Ambina pops up at the right end — 7.99

7.99, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Market

Helinho has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Valerenga can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Helinho and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Valerenga

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mohamed Ofkir was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Oscar Hedvall

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Oscar Hedvall, and the manager let it.

Match

Brice Ambina answers Odd immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Brice Ambina had Valerenga level again within 4 minutes, and Odd never got to play with a lead at all.

In brief

41 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Valerenga's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valerenga has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Helinho runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 42. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The small margins put Valerenga out

Out, 1‑1 to Aalesund, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Magnus Sjøeng is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Magnus Sjøeng: 1 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Helinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Brayan Gil gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

Valerenga supporters have found a favourite in Taha Usman

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Taha Usman has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

No time for Aalesund to settle

The goal that put Aalesund ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Valerenga equalised, 4 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

In brief

40 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Helinho was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 43. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

The wait goes on for Valerenga

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Helinho: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valerenga have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Helinho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Valerenga refuse to lose to IK Start

A point taken on 91 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mathias Grundetjern

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mathias Grundetjern, and the manager let it.

Match

Valerenga share the spoils with IK Start

A 1‑1 draw with IK Start leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Fredrik King was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Valerenga dressing room was either.

In brief

39 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Valerenga

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Valerenga are no longer polite ones.

Market

Helinho asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Helinho wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Valerenga can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Helinho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Valerenga

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mohamed Ofkir was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Tromso take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fredrik King answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ole Sæter

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

38 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 matches without a win for Valerenga

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Valerenga are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Helinho beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 32. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valerenga have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Helinho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dennis Gjengaar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dennis Gjengaar, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Ole Sæter

A mark of 7.91, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Brayan Gil has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Valerenga will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

The dugout

Brayan Gil dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

37 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Valerenga

Beaten 1‑4 by Bodo/Glimt, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

No end in sight to Valerenga's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valerenga has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Valerenga

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Helinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Brayan Gil

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brayan Gil, and the manager let it.

Market

Erling Bohinen steps up from the Valerenga academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Erling Bohinen has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Valerenga promote Stian Riise from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Stian Riise has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Stian Odegaard joins the Valerenga first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Stian Odegaard is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

36 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Valerenga close the window on a squad of their own making

3 in and 0 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Boardroom

The Valerenga board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Helinho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Magnus Westergaard gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A step back for Jesper Reitan-Sunde at Valerenga

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Market

The Brice Ambina talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Looking ahead

Elias Hagen goes back to face Bodo/Glimt

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Elias Hagen’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Valerenga needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Squad

A season on the outside for Helinho

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Valerenga has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

35 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Helinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Magnus Sjøeng has improved at 25, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

The dugout

No hiding place for Carl Lange

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carl Lange, and the manager let it.

Market

The shop window has Carl Lange in it

Valerenga have let the market know Carl Lange can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Market

The Mohamed Ofkir question follows Valerenga around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Mohamed Ofkir’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Sebastian Jarl asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

34 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Helinho has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Valerenga can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Valerenga

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Helinho was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Mohamed Ofkir has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Valerenga will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Ole Sæter linked with a move away

The name of Ole Sæter keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

33 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Valerenga walk away from Samukele Kabini

$2.9M was the most the club would pay and Molde were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Transfer targets

Matteo Bignetti turns down Valerenga

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Sturm Graz keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Helinho in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Valerenga rebuffed over Sebastian Olderheim

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Stabaek have kept their man, and Valerenga go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mathias Grundetjern

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The formation has left Jesper Reitan-Sunde behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Valerenga will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Oscar Hedvall story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Oscar Hedvall signs something — a contract at Valerenga or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

32 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson out for 24 days

24 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Valerenga lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Kevin Tshiembe asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Valerenga make their move for Samukele Kabini

$2.7M on the table at Molde. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

No deal for Vetle Auklend at that price

Valerenga offered $2.9M; Viking said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Helinho and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Tromso tell Valerenga: Jesper Grundt is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

This league is too small for Helinho

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Valerenga will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Valerenga try to borrow Matteo Bignetti

Sturm Graz have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

The Brice Ambina talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

  • Squad A season on the outside for Helinho
  • The dugout Omar Bully gets picked when it counts
  • The dugout The manager makes Carl Lange a promise
31 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Valerenga pay Toluca $7.9M for a proper upgrade

Toluca did not want to sell and the number is why they did. $7.9M for Helinho, and the expectation that arrives with him is the kind no amount of settling-in period softens.

Market

Valerenga pay Baltika $4.6M for a proper upgrade

Baltika did not want to sell and the number is why they did. $4.6M for Brayan Gil, and the expectation that arrives with him is the kind no amount of settling-in period softens.

Transfer targets

Valerenga rebuffed over Daniel Karlsbakk

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Sarpsborg 08 have kept their man, and Valerenga go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Valerenga make their move for Vetle Auklend

$2.7M on the table at Viking. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Magnus Sjøeng puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

No deal for Isak Vådebu at that price

Valerenga offered $2.5M; Tromso said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Market

Helinho wants more than Valerenga are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

30 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

$4.6M settles it between the clubs for Brayan Gil

Baltika have accepted the money. What Valerenga do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

Helinho is a medical away from Valerenga

The deal with Toluca is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Armstrong Oko-Flex

Valerenga asked and Levski said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Valerenga make their move for Isak Vådebu

$2.5M on the table at Tromso. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Magnus Westergaard gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Mohamed Ofkir has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Valerenga will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Dennis Gjengaar knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

29 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

An offer of $7.9M for Helinho

Valerenga have gone to Toluca with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Valerenga baulk at the price for German Onugkha

Rodina wanted more than $6.2M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Transfer targets

CSKA Sofia tell Valerenga: Leandro Godoy is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Kevin Tshiembe told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Kevin Tshiembe has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Valerenga.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mathias Grundetjern

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mathias Grundetjern, and the manager let it.

Market

Mohamed Ofkir linked with a move away

The name of Mohamed Ofkir keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Carl Lange has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Carl Lange has written the date down.

The dugout

Magnus Westergaard knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Magnus Westergaard trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

28 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

An offer of $6.2M for German Onugkha

Valerenga have gone to Rodina with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Kevin Tshiembe placed on the list

Valerenga have made Kevin Tshiembe available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

Oscar Hedvall linked with a move away

The name of Oscar Hedvall keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

Boardroom

The window opens at Valerenga

A month in which every rumour is possible and most of them are nonsense. The manager has a list, the board has a number, and neither is telling the other the whole of it.

The dugout

Carl Lange has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Carl Lange has written the date down.

The dugout

Sebastian Jarl knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Oscar Hedvall

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Oscar Hedvall’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

27 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ghayas Zahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Carl Lange knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Brice Ambina linked with a move away

The name of Brice Ambina keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Omar Bully gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Omar Bully is on it.

The dugout

A door opens for Kevin Tshiembe

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Ghayas Zahid keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Ghayas Zahid plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

26 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Vegar Eggen Hedenstad has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Valerenga.

The dugout

Mohamed Ofkir gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mohamed Ofkir is on it.

Market

Ole Sæter linked with a move away

The name of Ole Sæter keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Kevin Tshiembe has written the date down.

The dugout

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

25 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Magnus Sjøeng

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Mohamed Ofkir linked with a move away

The name of Mohamed Ofkir keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

The manager makes Carl Lange a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Valerenga. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

24 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Real improvement from Stian Sjøvold at Valerenga

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Stian Sjøvold is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

The dugout

Carl Lange gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Dennis Gjengaar knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dennis Gjengaar trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Oscar Hedvall linked with a move away

The name of Oscar Hedvall keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

The manager makes Vegar Eggen Hedenstad a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Valerenga. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

23 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Taha Usman stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Taha Usman and Valerenga agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Valerenga lose Ahmadou Bah

41 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

Mathias Grundetjern gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Elias Hagen is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Elias Hagen has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

Brice Ambina linked with a move away

The name of Brice Ambina keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Dennis Gjengaar knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Omar Bully plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The shop window has Vegar Eggen Hedenstad in it

Valerenga have let the market know Vegar Eggen Hedenstad can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

22 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Mohamed Ofkir has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Valerenga will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Mathias Grundetjern asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Ole Sæter linked with a move away

The name of Ole Sæter keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

21 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Sebastian Jarl keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Mohamed Ofkir linked with a move away

The name of Mohamed Ofkir keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

20 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Carl Lange

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Oscar Hedvall linked with a move away

The name of Oscar Hedvall keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

A wage question at Valerenga

Magnus Sjøeng has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

19 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ghayas Zahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Magnus Westergaard signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Magnus Westergaard commits to Valerenga for another 4 years.

The dugout

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Carl Lange asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Brice Ambina linked with a move away

The name of Brice Ambina keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

18 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Magnus Sjøeng

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Magnus Sjøeng will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Mohamed Ofkir has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Valerenga will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Omar Bully

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Omar Bully, and the manager let it.

Market

Ole Sæter linked with a move away

The name of Ole Sæter keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

A door opens for Carl Lange

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

17 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kevin Tshiembe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kevin Tshiembe, and the manager let it.

Market

Mohamed Ofkir linked with a move away

The name of Mohamed Ofkir keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

16 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Magnus Westergaard is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ghayas Zahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Carl Lange

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carl Lange, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Mathias Grundetjern knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mathias Grundetjern trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Oscar Hedvall linked with a move away

The name of Oscar Hedvall keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

15 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Magnus Sjøeng

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Magnus Sjøeng, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Mathias Grundetjern knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Brice Ambina linked with a move away

The name of Brice Ambina keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Omar Bully gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Omar Bully is on it.

Market

Still no ink between Valerenga and Magnus Sjøeng

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Valerenga, another week without a signature from Magnus Sjøeng.

In brief

14 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for Valerenga

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Valerenga are no longer polite ones.

Match

8 matches without a goal for Valerenga

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 8 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Market

Only the photograph left for Magnus Sjøeng

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Magnus Sjøeng will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jakob Stang Hansen Granli in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dennis Gjengaar

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sebastian Jarl

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastian Jarl, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Mohamed Ofkir has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Valerenga will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Fredrik King chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Squad

Petter Strand has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Valerenga lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

In brief

13 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Valerenga's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valerenga has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Valerenga cannot find the net

7 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ghayas Zahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Valerenga against Molde

0‑1 to Molde, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

200 appearances for Mohamed Ofkir

200 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Looking ahead

The neighbours are next for Valerenga

Nothing about the week ahead is ordinary. Lillestrom on Saturday, a town that has already started talking about it, and a dressing room that does not need telling what it means.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

10 new faces, and Valerenga are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

12 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Valerenga's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valerenga has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Valerenga cannot find the net

6 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Market

Only the photograph left for Magnus Westergaard

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Magnus Westergaard will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Dennis Gjengaar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Magnus Sjøeng has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

The dugout

Valerenga keep their word to Petter Strand

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson

7.19, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Valerenga had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

11 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Valerenga

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Valerenga

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Valerenga can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Stian Sjøvold is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ofkir was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mathias Grundetjern

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Fredrik King on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Fredrik King after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Valerenga pick somebody else ahead of Vegar Eggen Hedenstad

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Match

Valerenga and Stabaek cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Stabaek came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

10 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Brice Ambina was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Magnus Sjøeng has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The wait goes on for Valerenga

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Valerenga

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Valerenga can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ghayas Zahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Carl Lange

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen takes the honours

Marked 7.26 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Valerenga had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Oscar Hedvall

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Oscar Hedvall has come out of that comparison in the side, and Valerenga have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

9 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Oscar Hedvall

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Valerenga

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Player ratings

Dennis Gjengaar was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kevin Tshiembe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

9 new faces, and Valerenga are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Fredrik King on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Vegar Eggen Hedenstad

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Match

Valerenga and Viking cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Viking came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

8 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Magnus Westergaard is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Brice Ambina was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Valerenga come up short against Sarpsborg 08

Sarpsborg 08 left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Petter Strand gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fredrik King answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Mathias Grundetjern knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mathias Grundetjern trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Kevin Tshiembe

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

Squad

Dennis Gjengaar has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Valerenga that is a harder question to answer.

In brief

7 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Brice Ambina beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 34. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Boardroom

Magnus Sjøeng has agreed to leave Valerenga for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ghayas Zahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Stian Sjøvold and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Magnus Westergaard gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fredrik King: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

Valerenga pick somebody else ahead of Vegar Eggen Hedenstad

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Match

Valerenga draw a blank against Haugesund

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Haugesund defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Looking ahead

Mohamed Ofkir faces his old club

Sarpsborg 08 next, and one man in the Valerenga dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

6 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Valerenga

Mjondalen will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Valerenga were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

A brace, and Brice Ambina takes the afternoon — 8.39

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Brice Ambina provided it, and the 8.39 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Magnus Sjøeng is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ghayas Zahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ofkir runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Carl Lange gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Fredrik King kept it short after the 3‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

Squad

A promotion for Oscar Hedvall

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Oscar Hedvall has moved up it.

Squad

Ole Sæter is off the mark for Valerenga

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

5 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Dennis Gjengaar was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The terraces

One of their own: Dennis Gjengaar

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Valerenga get the job done against Odd

A 1‑0 win over Odd, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Brice Ambina

Marked 8.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Valerenga

9 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Fredrik King, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

Magnus Sjøeng gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Vegar Eggen Hedenstad

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

4 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Magnus Westergaard has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Magnus Westergaard has agreed to leave Valerenga for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ghayas Zahid is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Kristian Eriksen deal

Valerenga ran out of time with Molde. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Match

Valerenga come up short against Sandefjord

Sandefjord left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Kevin Tshiembe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Valerenga

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Fredrik King to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

3 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The small margins put Valerenga out

Out, 1‑3 to Sarpsborg 08, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lucas Ravn-Haren

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Valerenga turn down Bodo/Glimt for Oscar Hedvall

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 5 in, 0 out at Valerenga

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 5 arrived, 0 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Valerenga make their move for Kristian Eriksen

$450.0K on the table at Molde. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Pavlo Isenko

Valerenga asked and Olympiacos said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Valerenga find a way past IK Start

IK Start made Valerenga work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Mohamed Ofkir

A mark of 7.90, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

2 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dennis Gjengaar

Successful dribbles: 34. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

An offer of $4.9M for Fredrik Sjøvold

Valerenga have gone to Bodo/Glimt with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Iker Muñoz

Valerenga asked and Osasuna said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Bogdan Popov rejects the move

Valerenga had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Empoli, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ghayas Zahid was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oscar Hedvall stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Oscar Hedvall and Valerenga agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Valerenga promote Jonas Henriksen from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jonas Henriksen has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Valerenga promote Ruben Linnes from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ruben Linnes has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Ole Pedersen steps up from the Valerenga academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Ole Pedersen has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

1 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Lucas Ravn-Haren beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 33. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Brice Ambina stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Brice Ambina and Valerenga agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Valerenga

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ghayas Zahid was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Bodo/Glimt tell Valerenga: Andreas Helmersen is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Nobody at Valerenga has picked up the phone to Mohamed Ofkir

36 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Squad

9 new faces, and Valerenga are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Denys Tvardovskyi is in the works

Valerenga have made the call to Shakhtar. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Valerenga try to borrow Bogdan Popov

Empoli have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief