Valerenga U20

14 Oct 2029
Sunday
Process
167 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nothing got past Brice Ambina

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 29 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Conrad Wallem stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Conrad Wallem and Valerenga agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Aaron Kiil Olsen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

No hiding place for Petter Strand

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Petter Strand, and the manager let it.

Squad

Aaron Kiil Olsen is carrying Valerenga

6 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

$2.0M on the table at Valerenga

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal takes the honours

Marked 7.67 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Valerenga had the best player on the pitch.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Bálint Geiger

Defensive actions: 13. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

Back issues
166 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Valerenga are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 47 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Match

Valerenga cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Filip Thorvaldsen raises the bar for Valerenga

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Valerenga heard it as anything else.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen in the eights

A performance of 9.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Aaron Kiil Olsen the difference as Valerenga beat Stromsgodset

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Aaron Kiil Olsen. 2‑1 against Stromsgodset, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Anders Klynge runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ofkir in the eights

A performance of 8.50 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Mohamed Ofkir

5 goals and a season average of 7.45 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

165 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Cup progress for Valerenga

A 1‑0 win over Sandefjord, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

Brice Ambina shuts the door

Defensive actions: 28, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Nobody wants to play Valerenga right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sebastian Jarl

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 24 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Bálint Geiger shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Anders Klynge in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Anders Klynge

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Filip Thorvaldsen the difference as Valerenga beat Viking

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Filip Thorvaldsen. 1‑0 against Viking, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

No hiding place for Martin Linnes

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Martin Linnes, and the manager let it.

In brief

164 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Bálint Geiger shuts the door

Defensive actions: 37, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Oscar Hedvall keeps Valerenga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ole Sæter gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Filip Thorvaldsen

Marked 8.82 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Brice Ambina

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

One of those days for Henrik Bjørdal

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.64, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Valerenga get the job done against Sarpsborg 08

A 1‑0 win over Sarpsborg 08, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Brice Ambina suspended

One booking too many, and Brice Ambina sits out. Valerenga lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

In brief

163 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Conrad Wallem

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Haugesund take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Henrik Bjørdal

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Ivan Näsberg will call it something else in private.

Player ratings

The one thing Ole Sæter could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

The Ole Sæter story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ole Sæter signs something — a contract at Valerenga or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

The one thing Filip Thorvaldsen could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Squad

A season on the outside for Nemanja Glavčić

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Valerenga has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

162 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Brice Ambina shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Valerenga up to position 3

38 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Taha Usman keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carl Lange

Marked 8.68 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Valerenga see off Mjondalen

Three points for Valerenga, 1‑0 the final word against Mjondalen in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Mohamed Ofkir is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.43 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

No hiding place for Bálint Geiger

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bálint Geiger, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Henrik Bjørdal
  • Boardroom Valerenga release $151.6K for the manager
  • Boardroom 91% of the income goes out in wages at Valerenga
161 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

4 matches without a win for Valerenga

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Valerenga are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Valerenga come up short against Odd

Odd left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mohamed Ofkir

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.30, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Aaron Kiil Olsen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.27, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Sebastian Jarl

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastian Jarl, and the manager let it.

Squad

Aaron Kiil Olsen is carrying Valerenga

4 goals and a season average of 7.24. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Anders Klynge has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Valerenga know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief

160 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Morten Elyounoussi asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Morten Elyounoussi says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Sarpsborg 08 come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Valerenga did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Mjondalen join the queue for Gustav Erik Stachowski

Add another name to the list: Mjondalen have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Gustav Erik Stachowski. The answer from Valerenga has not changed — yet.

Match

Valerenga come up short against Sandefjord

Sandefjord left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ole Sæter

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Petter Strand gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Valerenga dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

159 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Petter Strand hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Valerenga can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Bálint Geiger: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valerenga have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Aaron Kiil Olsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

IK Start take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ivan Näsberg

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Valerenga

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Gustavo Henrique stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gustavo Henrique and Valerenga agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Viking are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Valerenga will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

158 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Valerenga do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Valerenga sell Elias Hagen for $1.4M

Elias Hagen has left for Rosenborg in a $1.4M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Mathias Hauge has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ole Sæter

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mohamed Ofkir

Marked 8.95 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Mohamed Ofkir is carrying Valerenga

5 goals and a season average of 7.43. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Gustavo Henrique signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gustavo Henrique commits to Valerenga for another 3 years.

Boardroom

Valerenga release $2.0M for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

In brief

157 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Valerenga refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 34 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

8 unbeaten for Valerenga

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Valerenga did not have in the autumn.

Market

Valur come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Valerenga did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Valerenga sell Valentino Massi for $1.0M

Valentino Massi has left for Rosenborg in a $1.0M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Marius Corbu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Marius Corbu sends Valerenga past Aalesund

It finished 2‑1, and it was Marius Corbu’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valerenga.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter in the eights

A performance of 8.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mohamed Ofkir

Marked 8.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

156 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Valentino Massi asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Rosenborg come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Valerenga did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Valerenga sell Mamour N'Diaye for $1.7M

Mamour N'Diaye has left for Bodo/Glimt in a $1.7M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Valerenga

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Valerenga sign Daniel Acosta for $240.0K

The paperwork is done: Daniel Acosta joins from Rosenborg in a deal worth $240.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal in the eights

A performance of 8.84 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ole Sæter

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Loan watch

Filip Thorvaldsen wants to come home

“I did not go to West Ham United to sit and watch. I want to come back to Valerenga and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

In brief

155 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Mohamed Ofkir wins the derby for Valerenga

Derby days make names, and Mohamed Ofkir made his against Lillestrom. 1‑0, bragging rights secured, and one half of town will be tired of hearing about him by Tuesday.

Match

Cup progress for Valerenga

A 3‑3 win over Odd, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aron Lien

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Mamour N'Diaye: 1 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Market

Only the photograph left for Evenezer Forcha

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Evenezer Forcha will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

A derby belongs to Mohamed Ofkir

Beat anybody else and it is three points. Beat them and it is a story a city tells for a decade. Valerenga have their man.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Valerenga do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

One of those days for Evenezer Forcha

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.86, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

154 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye keeps Valerenga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Brice Ambina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Elias Hagen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Brice Ambina shuts the door

Defensive actions: 21, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Marius Corbu in the eights

A performance of 9.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Marius Corbu sends Valerenga past Molde

It finished 1‑0, and it was Marius Corbu’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valerenga.

Boardroom

Wages eat 108% of everything Valerenga earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

No hiding place for Håkon Sjåtil

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Håkon Sjåtil, and the manager let it.

In brief

153 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Valerenga refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 24 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mamour N'Diaye

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mamour N'Diaye will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mohamed Ofkir

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Mamour N'Diaye

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mamour N'Diaye, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marius Corbu

Marked 8.55 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Valentino Massi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Valerenga know it.

Boardroom

$2.0M on the table at Valerenga

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Match

Honours even between Valerenga and Rosenborg

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

152 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Brice Ambina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mohamed Ofkir

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.26, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Henrik Bjørdal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Marius Corbu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Valerenga and Stabaek take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Valerenga needed to.

Squad

Mohamed Ofkir finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Valerenga have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Market

The Ivan Näsberg talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

151 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Eugenio Olivera keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Evenezer Forcha is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Valerenga find a way past Stromsgodset

Stromsgodset made Valerenga work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ole Sæter

Marked 8.46 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Elias Hagen

Marked 8.05 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Brice Ambina

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Aaron Kiil Olsen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Carl Lange

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

150 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Filip Thorvaldsen conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: West Ham United will make the call about Filip Thorvaldsen this week. Valerenga have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

Carl Lange runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Valerenga come up short against Viking

Viking left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Petter Strand gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 104% of everything Valerenga earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Eugenio Olivera leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Market

The Henrik Bjørdal talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

149 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Valerenga up to position 2

19 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Match

12 unbeaten for Valerenga

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 12 matches without defeat is a foundation Valerenga did not have in the autumn.

Market

Mamour N'Diaye has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Marius Corbu asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Kiil Olsen

Marked 9.46 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Ole Sæter the difference as Valerenga beat Sarpsborg 08

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ole Sæter. 2‑1 against Sarpsborg 08, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ofkir in the eights

A performance of 8.71 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

148 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 35. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Whatever happens, Valerenga do not lose

11 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Brice Ambina shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Elias Hagen

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Sebastian Jarl

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastian Jarl, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 15, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Valerenga draw a blank against Haugesund

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Haugesund defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ivan Näsberg trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

147 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

10 unbeaten for Valerenga

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 10 matches without defeat is a foundation Valerenga did not have in the autumn.

Market

Evenezer Forcha has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen in the eights

A performance of 9.22 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Valerenga find a way past Mjondalen

Mjondalen made Valerenga work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mamour N'Diaye

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter in the eights

A performance of 8.47 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mohamed Ofkir

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

146 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Valerenga through in the cup

A 2‑1 win over Sarpsborg 08, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

Elias Hagen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

9 unbeaten for Valerenga

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 9 matches without defeat is a foundation Valerenga did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Eugenio Olivera in the eights

A performance of 8.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Petter Strand

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Petter Strand, and the manager let it.

Squad

Valerenga count the cost of losing Odin Dybvad

42 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Wages eat 91% of everything Valerenga earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

145 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Mamour N'Diaye is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Marius Corbu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Valerenga can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye keeps Valerenga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Brice Ambina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Valerenga

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Petter Strand stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Petter Strand and Valerenga agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Home is on Marius Corbu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Valerenga are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Carl Lange

Marked 9.24 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Valerenga see off Sandefjord

Three points for Valerenga, 2‑1 the final word against Sandefjord in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

144 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Whatever happens, Valerenga do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Elias Hagen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ole Sæter

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Valentino Massi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Valerenga know it.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.80 on the card, and the Valerenga support went home talking about one name.

Match

No goals between Valerenga and IK Start

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. IK Start will be the happier side with the point.

Squad

Marius Corbu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

143 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Håkon Sjåtil

Defensive actions: 44. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye keeps Valerenga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Marcus Sorloth keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Evenezer Forcha

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Evenezer Forcha will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Aaron Kiil Olsen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen in the eights

A performance of 9.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Filip Thorvaldsen sends Valerenga past Tromso

It finished 2‑0, and it was Filip Thorvaldsen’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valerenga.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter in the eights

A performance of 8.53 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

142 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mamour N'Diaye

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Oscar Hedvall: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valerenga have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Filip Thorvaldsen signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Filip Thorvaldsen and Valerenga agree another 5 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Kiil Olsen

Marked 8.94 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Aaron Kiil Olsen the difference as Valerenga beat Aalesund

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Aaron Kiil Olsen. 2‑0 against Aalesund, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Brice Ambina

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ofkir in the eights

A performance of 8.69 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ole Sæter

Marked 8.49 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

141 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Mamour N'Diaye

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mamour N'Diaye will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Henrik Bjørdal signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Henrik Bjørdal commits to Valerenga for another 3 years.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Tobias Daehli is a Valerenga player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Birger Henriksen comes home

The shirt still fits. Birger Henriksen is back at Valerenga, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Magnus Bjorkan is a Valerenga player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Brice Ambina

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

140 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Valerenga put Lars Haaland on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Mamour N'Diaye asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Henrik Bjørdal stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Henrik Bjørdal and Valerenga agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Brice Ambina in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nicolás Pelaez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Valerenga know it.

Squad

No hiding place for Valentino Massi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Valentino Massi, and the manager let it.

In brief

139 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Fredrik Pedersen says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Jean Marie Dongou puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Evenezer Forcha has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Molde are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Valerenga will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Francisco Di Franco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

138 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Valerenga

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Valerenga is running low.

Squad

Elias Hagen says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Francisco Di Franco puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Mamour N'Diaye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Mjondalen expected to open talks for Mathias Hauge

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Valerenga will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Oscar Hedvall gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

137 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michal Bílek asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Håkon Lorentzen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Håkon Lorentzen, and the manager let it.

In brief

136 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Valerenga put Lars Haaland on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Mamour N'Diaye asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Brice Ambina signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Brice Ambina commits to Valerenga for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Elias Hagen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Elias Hagen, and the manager let it.

Market

Evenezer Forcha told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Evenezer Forcha has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Valerenga.

Boardroom

$5.4M taken back off the Valerenga table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Market

The Filip Thorvaldsen talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Carl Lange has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Valerenga that is a harder question to answer.

In brief

135 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Valentino Massi asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Håkon Lorentzen says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Evenezer Forcha

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Evenezer Forcha will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Valentino Massi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Valerenga are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Petter Strand gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

134 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Valerenga

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Valerenga is running low.

Market

Carlos Rivas asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Valentino Massi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Mjondalen are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Valerenga will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Jean Marie Dongou is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Valerenga has been clear about where Jean Marie Dongou stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

133 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Elias Hagen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Valerenga can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Brice Ambina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Haugesund expected to open talks for Evenezer Forcha

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Valerenga will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

No hiding place for Oscar Hedvall

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Oscar Hedvall, and the manager let it.

Market

Michal Bílek told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Michal Bílek has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Valerenga.

Market

The Henrik Bjørdal talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

132 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Valerenga put Lars Haaland on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Mamour N'Diaye asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Remember the name: Evenezer Forcha

He is 19, he is averaging 6.70, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Market

Mathias Hauge is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Valerenga lose Ivan Näsberg

17 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Eyes on Evenezer Forcha again

The phone has started ringing about Evenezer Forcha again, and this time the name on the line is Haugesund. Valerenga are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Valentino Massi told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Valentino Massi has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Valerenga.

Squad

Evenezer Forcha gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

131 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Valentino Massi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Brice Ambina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Taha Usman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

130 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Valerenga

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alen Grgić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

129 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oscar Hedvall keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Carlos Rivas out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for Carlos Rivas, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

128 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Valerenga put Lars Haaland on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Aron Lien keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mathias Hauge

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mathias Hauge will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taha Usman stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Taha Usman and Valerenga agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Oscar Hedvall gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

127 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The season belongs to Aaron Kiil Olsen

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Valerenga have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Valerenga count the cost of losing Alen Grgić

23 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

126 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Valerenga

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Valerenga is running low.

Squad

Carl Lange: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valerenga have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Mamour N'Diaye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

125 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mohamed Ofkir keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Taha Usman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

124 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mathias Hauge has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Mamour N'Diaye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Valerenga lose Marius Corbu

37 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

123 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Valerenga spell it out for Lars Haaland

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Lars Haaland has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

The season belongs to Aaron Kiil Olsen

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Valerenga have had the benefit of it.

Market

Mamour N'Diaye wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Valerenga hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alen Grgić out for 53 days

The medical room confirms 53 days on the sidelines for Alen Grgić, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

No hiding place for Vegar Eggen Hedenstad

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vegar Eggen Hedenstad, and the manager let it.

In brief

122 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Valerenga boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Valentino Massi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

121 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Håkon Lorentzen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Henrik Bjørdal talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

120 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Mathias Hauge

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mathias Hauge will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Fredrik Pedersen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fredrik Pedersen, and the manager let it.

In brief

119 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Valerenga spell it out for Lars Haaland

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Lars Haaland has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Brice Ambina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Håkon Sjåtil

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Carl Lange knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Carl Lange trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

Valerenga pull $5.4M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

Filip Thorvaldsen linked with a move away

The name of Filip Thorvaldsen keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

118 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Derby delight as Valerenga down Lillestrom

Bragging rights belong to Valerenga for another year after a 2‑1 win over Lillestrom in front of a full house.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Valerenga

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Valerenga is running low.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ofkir wins the derby

There are goals, and then there are goals against that particular opponent. The Valerenga support have their bragging rights for a year and they know exactly whose name is on them.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ivan Näsberg

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Filip Thorvaldsen

9 goals and a season average of 7.23 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Gabriel Vázquez keeps on missing

Shots: 12, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Mohamed Ofkir knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mohamed Ofkir trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Ole Sæter talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

117 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Valentino Massi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Valerenga know it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Henrik Bjørdal

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Henrik Bjørdal

5 goals and a season average of 7.48 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

116 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Valentino Massi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Diego Oliveira says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mathias Hauge

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mathias Hauge will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Rosenborg take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Filip Thorvaldsen

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal in the eights

A performance of 8.16 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Henrik Bjørdal is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.44 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

115 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Fredrik Pedersen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valerenga have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Brice Ambina

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Henrik Bjørdal

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Petter Strand signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Petter Strand and Valerenga agree another 2 years.

Match

Valerenga find a way past Stabaek

Stabaek made Valerenga work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No hiding place for Francisco Di Franco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Francisco Di Franco, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Elias Hagen

A mark of 7.98, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Market

Filip Thorvaldsen linked with a move away

The name of Filip Thorvaldsen keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

114 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 35. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Valerenga

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Petter Strand signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Petter Strand commits to Valerenga for another 2 years.

Squad

Home is on Marius Corbu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Valerenga are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Valerenga come up short against Stromsgodset

Stromsgodset left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Petter Strand

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Petter Strand, and the manager let it.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mamour N'Diaye

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

113 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Chastening afternoon for Valerenga

A 1‑4 beating by Viking was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Carlos Rivas: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valerenga have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye keeps Valerenga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Brice Ambina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Valerenga lose Marius Corbu

44 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Kiil Olsen

Marked 8.09 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Inquest at Valerenga

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

112 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Valentino Massi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mamour N'Diaye

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Håkon Lorentzen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valerenga have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Valerenga

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mathias Hauge

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mathias Hauge will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Brice Ambina in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Brice Ambina

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Henrik Bjørdal

Marked 9.06 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Henrik Bjørdal the difference as Valerenga beat Sarpsborg 08

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Henrik Bjørdal. 1‑0 against Sarpsborg 08, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

111 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Carl Lange

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

7 unbeaten for Valerenga

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Valerenga did not have in the autumn.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Francisco Di Franco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Aron Lien stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Aron Lien and Valerenga agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ivan Näsberg

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Brice Ambina

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Aaron Kiil Olsen is carrying Valerenga

5 goals and a season average of 7.23. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Petter Strand shuts the door

Defensive actions: 14, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

110 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Valerenga boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Mamour N'Diaye raises the bar for Valerenga

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Valerenga heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Brice Ambina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Valerenga

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ole Sæter

Marked 8.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Diego Oliveira stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Diego Oliveira and Valerenga agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Aaron Kiil Olsen named player of the month

The award goes to Aaron Kiil Olsen, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

In brief

109 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye keeps Valerenga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Ole Sæter leads the rout of Odd

4‑0, and Ole Sæter took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Valerenga tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Valerenga count the cost of losing Marius Corbu

75 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Brice Ambina shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

One of those days for Aaron Kiil Olsen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Filip Thorvaldsen

Marked 9.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter in the eights

A performance of 8.92 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Diego Oliveira stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Diego Oliveira and Valerenga agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

108 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Filip Thorvaldsen leads the rout of Sandefjord

5‑1, and Filip Thorvaldsen took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Valerenga tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Mathias Hauge has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Valentino Massi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Valerenga know it.

Squad

No hiding place for Brice Ambina

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brice Ambina, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter in the eights

A performance of 8.77 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen in the eights

A performance of 8.73 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Loan watch

Gustav Erik Stachowski has seen enough of IK Start

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Valerenga, and 3 appearances in 25 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

107 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Valerenga get their man

The chase for Jens Husebø ended with $450.0K changing hands and Tromso out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

As if he never left: Vegar Eggen Hedenstad returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Vegar Eggen Hedenstad is a Valerenga player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

No hiding place for Fredrik Pedersen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fredrik Pedersen, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.78 on the card, and the Valerenga support went home talking about one name.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Brice Ambina

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Mjondalen expected to open talks for Mathias Hauge

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Valerenga will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

Håkon Lorentzen told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Håkon Lorentzen has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Valerenga.

In brief

106 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 35. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Valerenga boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Brice Ambina

Defensive actions: 26. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Kiil Olsen

Marked 9.59 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Valerenga get the job done against Tromso

A 1‑0 win over Tromso, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mohamed Ofkir

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

No place for Carlos Rivas in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Carlos Rivas has his answer from Valerenga; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Diego Oliveira

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

105 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye keeps Valerenga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Valerenga sign Marius Corbu for $1.2M

The paperwork is done: Marius Corbu joins from Bodo/Glimt in a deal worth $1.2M. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Mamour N'Diaye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marius Corbu out for 106 days

The medical room confirms 106 days on the sidelines for Marius Corbu, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Ole Sæter sends Valerenga past Aalesund

It finished 2‑1, and it was Ole Sæter’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valerenga.

Player ratings

One of those days for Aaron Kiil Olsen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.01, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter in the eights

A performance of 8.50 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

104 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Valerenga's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valerenga has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bodo/Glimt take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carl Lange

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Loan watch

Gustav Erik Stachowski counts the days

“I watch every Valerenga game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at IK Start runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

103 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Valerenga's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valerenga has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mamour N'Diaye

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Mamour N'Diaye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Henrik Bjørdal

Marked 8.79 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Filip Thorvaldsen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.74, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ole Sæter

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.41, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

No place for Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson has his answer from Valerenga; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

No hiding place for Francisco Di Franco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Francisco Di Franco, and the manager let it.

In brief

102 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Brice Ambina

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Valentino Massi asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

7 matches without a win for Valerenga

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Valerenga are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Taha Usman says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ivan Näsberg

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

No hiding place for Gabriel Vázquez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel Vázquez, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

101 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Valerenga are in real trouble now

Position 14, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye keeps Valerenga in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

6 matches without a win for Valerenga

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Valerenga are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Aaron Kiil Olsen’s goal not enough for Valerenga

Aaron Kiil Olsen scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Rosenborg, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ole Sæter

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen in the eights

A performance of 8.16 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

100 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 43. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

No end in sight to Valerenga's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valerenga has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Stabaek take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Gustav Erik Stachowski counts the days

“I watch every Valerenga game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at IK Start runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Mamour N'Diaye

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Market

Ole Sæter linked with a move away

The name of Ole Sæter keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

The one thing Ole Sæter could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

99 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The wait goes on for Valerenga

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Home is on Valentino Massi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Valerenga are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Filip Thorvaldsen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.49, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter in the eights

A performance of 8.30 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Abdoulie Jatta out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Abdoulie Jatta, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal in the eights

A performance of 8.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Carlos Rivas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carlos Rivas, and the manager let it.

In brief

98 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Valentino Massi asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Petter Strand

Defensive actions: 25. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ivan Näsberg shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Sebastian Jarl signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sebastian Jarl commits to Valerenga for another 4 years.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Aaron Kiil Olsen

A mark of 7.80, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Håkon Lorentzen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Point won or two lost for Valerenga?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Viking? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

97 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Valerenga say no — this time

The offer from AGF for Oscar Hedvall was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Mamour N'Diaye raises the bar for Valerenga

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Valerenga heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Valerenga against Sarpsborg 08

1‑2 to Sarpsborg 08, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Filip Thorvaldsen

Marked 8.73 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Henrik Bjørdal

Marked 8.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The one thing Gabriel Vázquez could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Carl Lange runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

96 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Javier García says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Haugesund take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ofkir in the eights

A performance of 8.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Francisco Di Franco

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Francisco Di Franco, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Gustav Erik Stachowski counts the days

“I watch every Valerenga game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at IK Start runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Ivan Näsberg

Marked 4.55, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Market

Ole Sæter linked with a move away

The name of Ole Sæter keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

95 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mamour N'Diaye

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The season belongs to Iván Guaraz

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Valerenga have had the benefit of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ivan Näsberg

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Aaron Kiil Olsen

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter in the eights

A performance of 8.64 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Ole Sæter sends Valerenga past Mjondalen

It finished 1‑0, and it was Ole Sæter’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valerenga.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Henrik Bjørdal

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

94 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The small margins put Valerenga out

Out, 0‑1 to Sarpsborg 08, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Gabriel Vázquez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Odd take the points off Valerenga

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Iván Guaraz leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Jakob Stang Hansen Granli makes his debut at 20

At 20 years old, Jakob Stang Hansen Granli became the latest name off the academy production line to be handed a senior shirt.

In brief

93 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Valerenga find a way past Sandefjord

Sandefjord made Valerenga work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Carlos Rivas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Carlos Rivas commits to Valerenga for another 2 years.

Squad

Oscar Hedvall gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Aaron Kiil Olsen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.78, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ole Sæter

Marked 8.69 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ofkir in the eights

A performance of 8.52 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mamour N'Diaye

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

92 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

No end in sight to Valerenga's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valerenga has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Valerenga count the cost of losing Brice Ambina

30 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Gustav Erik Stachowski wants to come home

“I did not go to IK Start to sit and watch. I want to come back to Valerenga and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mohamed Ofkir

Marked 8.88 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Francisco Di Franco gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Valerenga and IK Start

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Home is on Maksym Uhryniuk's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Valerenga are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

91 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Valerenga

0‑3 against Tromso, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Valentino Massi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Fredrik Pedersen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vegar Eggen Hedenstad

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vegar Eggen Hedenstad will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

The wait goes on for Valerenga

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Filip Thorvaldsen signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Filip Thorvaldsen and Valerenga agree another 5 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Mamour N'Diaye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Valentino Massi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Valerenga are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Valerenga dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

90 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Brice Ambina shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Carl Lange runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Evenezer Forcha stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Evenezer Forcha and Valerenga agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ivan Näsberg

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

No hiding place for Gabriel Vázquez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel Vázquez, and the manager let it.

Match

Valerenga and Aalesund cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Aalesund came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

Filip Thorvaldsen linked with a move away

The name of Filip Thorvaldsen keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

89 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

A new deal for Lars Haaland

The board have signed the man in the dugout to a longer contract, which says more than any statement of support. Stability is easy to promise and costly to keep.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Mamour N'Diaye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Morten Elyounoussi is a Valerenga player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

As if he never left: Lars Normann returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Lars Normann is a Valerenga player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Erling Pedersen comes home

The shirt still fits. Erling Pedersen is back at Valerenga, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Tobias Ajer is a Valerenga player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Player ratings

One of those days for Henrik Bjørdal

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.85, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filip Thorvaldsen

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

88 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Michal Bílek signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michal Bílek and Valerenga agree another 3 years.

Loan watch

Gustav Erik Stachowski counts the days

“I watch every Valerenga game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at IK Start runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

87 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Javier García says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vegar Eggen Hedenstad

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vegar Eggen Hedenstad will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

86 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filip Thorvaldsen is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.04 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Valerenga know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

International call for Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson joins up with his country. Valerenga lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

85 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Taha Usman

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Taha Usman, and the manager let it.

Squad

Filip Thorvaldsen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Gabriel Vázquez leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

“I want to play”: Taha Usman speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Market

The Filip Thorvaldsen talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

84 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mamour N'Diaye wants more than Valerenga are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Ole Sæter signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ole Sæter and Valerenga agree another 4 years.

Squad

Mamour N'Diaye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Carlos Rivas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Filip Thorvaldsen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Francisco Di Franco brings the grey hairs Valerenga lacked

At 33, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

83 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Javier García

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Experience through the door at Valerenga

Jean Marie Dongou arrives at 33 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Market

Experience through the door at Valerenga

Diego Oliveira arrives at 39 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Squad

Carlos Rivas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

82 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Valerenga turn down IK Start for Gustav Erik Stachowski

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

At 21, Filip Thorvaldsen is already the best thing here

An average of 7.04 in a first team he is several years too young for. Valerenga have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

In brief

81 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Lucas Ravn-Haren moves on

Rosenborg pay $690.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

IK Start watching Gustav Erik Stachowski

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Valerenga have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Gustavo Henrique out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Gustavo Henrique, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

The Filip Thorvaldsen talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Taha Usman knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Taha Usman trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

80 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Lucas Ravn-Haren hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Valerenga can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Valerenga sign Mamour N'Diaye for $1.8M

The paperwork is done: Mamour N'Diaye joins from Sarpsborg 08 in a deal worth $1.8M. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

79 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Javier García

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Henrik Bjørdal linked with a move away

The name of Henrik Bjørdal keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

78 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Remember the name: Filip Thorvaldsen

He is 21, he is averaging 7.04, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Aaron Kiil Olsen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Michal Bílek

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

77 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Carlos Rivas knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Carlos Rivas trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Filip Thorvaldsen talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

76 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Carlos Rivas keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Taha Usman stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Taha Usman and Valerenga agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

75 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mohamed Ofkir is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Valerenga will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Javier García gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

74 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Remember the name: Filip Thorvaldsen

He is 21, he is averaging 7.04, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Michal Bílek

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

73 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Conrad Wallem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filip Thorvaldsen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Filip Thorvaldsen linked with a move away

The name of Filip Thorvaldsen keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valerenga say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

72 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Ole Sæter talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

The manager comes out for Mohamed Ofkir

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Mohamed Ofkir has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

In brief

  • Squad Conrad Wallem is training like a man with a point to make
71 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Continental nights are coming to Valerenga

Qualification is secured, and next season the big floodlit nights are continental ones. For the players it is a stage; for the accounts it is a lifeline; for the supporters it is passports.

Squad

Mohamed Ofkir is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Valerenga will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Aaron Kiil Olsen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Henrik Bjørdal talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

The manager comes out for Filip Thorvaldsen

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Filip Thorvaldsen has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

Squad

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson is training like a man with a point to make

Nobody has promised him anything and he has not asked. The coaching staff have noticed, which at this stage of a season is the only thing that matters.

In brief

70 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

At 21, Filip Thorvaldsen is already the best thing here

An average of 7.04 in a first team he is several years too young for. Valerenga have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Michal Bílek

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

69 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Carlos Rivas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Mathias Mashudu Solberg has seen enough of IK Start

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Valerenga, and 3 appearances in 38 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

68 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Conrad Wallem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Javier García gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Carlos Rivas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief