Simon Munala

Right Midfielder - Bidco United
30 Apr 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Simon Munala

87 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ben van Dorssen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Geoffrey Ochieng falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Chizoba Amaefule

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kenya Police take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

When it matters, Matthew Acton plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Thomas Wainaina

A mark of 5.36 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

Richard Matloga could not find anything

5.37. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

Back issues
80 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jasurbek Mahmudjonov asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chima Stephen gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Chima Stephen has just signed for Bidco United, and for once the answer mattered.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Bidco United

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

One of our own: Caleb Karisa joins the Bidco United first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Caleb Karisa is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Patrick Ayumba joins the Bidco United first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Patrick Ayumba is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Bidco United promote Harun Odhiambo from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Harun Odhiambo has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Squad

No hiding place for Oshobe Oladele

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Oshobe Oladele, and the manager let it.

In brief

79 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michael Wanjala puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bidco United count the cost of losing Simon Munala

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Bidco United lose Baba Sulemana

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Thomas Wainaina linked with a move away

The name of Thomas Wainaina keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bidco United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

74 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Michael Wanjala damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

73 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Michael Wanjala damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ben van Dorssen asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

71 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Michael Wanjala damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Adama Traoré asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The Bidco United board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Bidco United and Chinanu Victor

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

70 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Wanjala damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

David Kalama asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

68 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Wanjala damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Michael Bodo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Gede Aditya Juliantara's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bidco United are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

67 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Wanjala damages knee ligaments — 93 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 93 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Adama Traoré hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Chizoba Amaefule and Bidco United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

65 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Wanjala damages knee ligaments — 109 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 109 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

64 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Wanjala damages knee ligaments — 116 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 116 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

David Kalama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

53 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

John Kelwishi says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Gede Aditya Juliantara puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adama Traoré gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against Ulinzi Stars

0‑1 to Ulinzi Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Samuel Olunga attracts admirers

The name of Samuel Olunga has come up in conversations Bidco United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

52 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Adama Traoré asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 10 of the 31 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Brian Okeyo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Kenya Police

Kenya Police left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chizoba Amaefule is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Michael Bodo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michael Bodo, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

120% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

The Chizoba Amaefule story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Chizoba Amaefule signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

50 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michael Bodo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Chizoba Amaefule

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chizoba Amaefule, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Oshobe Oladele runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Home is on Gede Aditya Juliantara's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bidco United are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Christopher Raila rescues a point for Bidco United

It needed Christopher Raila to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Mathare United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

Mara Sugar expected to open talks for Samuel Olunga

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Bidco United will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Leonlevitt Osiago

A mark of 5.39 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

49 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Clinton Asiago damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Richard Matloga

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Adama Traoré the difference as Bidco United beat Kariobangi Sharks

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Adama Traoré. 1‑0 against Kariobangi Sharks, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Market

Samuel Olunga attracts admirers

The name of Samuel Olunga has come up in conversations Bidco United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

Adama Traoré stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.62 on the card, and the Bidco United support went home talking about one name.

Boardroom

Bidco United sign 4 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Player ratings

Francis Chege could not find anything

5.67. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

44 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Adama Traoré puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bandari take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 117% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

No hiding place for Brian Okeyo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brian Okeyo, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Oshobe Oladele runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

42 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Michael Bodo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Adama Traoré scores twice — 7.90

Two goals and a mark of 7.90 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

David Kalama says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chizoba Amaefule is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Adama Traoré answers Sofapaka immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Adama Traoré had Bidco United level again within 4 minutes, and Sofapaka never got to play with a lead at all.

Match

Adama Traoré rescues a point for Bidco United

It needed Adama Traoré to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Sofapaka, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Simon Munala runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

41 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Bidco United bow out of the cup

AFC Leopards go through and Bidco United go home, 0‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

David Kalama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Oshobe Oladele

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bidco United and Posta Rangers cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Posta Rangers came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Player ratings

Lawrence Kibet never got going

5.38 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

40 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Adama Traoré asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Lawrence Kibet says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chizoba Amaefule is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Bidco United get the job done against Kakamega Homeboyz

A 2‑1 win over Kakamega Homeboyz, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

38 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

65 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 9 of the 31 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against AFC Leopards

0‑1 to AFC Leopards, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ben van Dorssen could not find anything

5.52. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Player ratings

An afternoon Adama Traoré will want back

Marked 5.50. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

37 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

72 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Oshobe Oladele yet — 7.96

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Gede Aditya Juliantara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Adama Traoré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chizoba Amaefule is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Newton Ochieng the difference as Bidco United beat Tusker

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Newton Ochieng. 2‑1 against Tusker, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Newton Ochieng in the eights

A performance of 8.17 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Simon Munala is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Bidco United has been clear about where Simon Munala stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Simon Munala

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

35 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

86 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Chizoba Amaefule was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adama Traoré gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

34 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

93 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Bidco United leave it late against Muranga Seal

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 87th, and Muranga Seal spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Squad

Leonlevitt Osiago keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Adama Traoré sends Bidco United past Muranga Seal

It finished 1‑0, and it was Adama Traoré’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bidco United.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

32 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Richard Matloga damages knee ligaments — 108 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 108 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Adama Traoré asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 7 of the 31 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Boardroom

The Bidco United board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Matthew Acton signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matthew Acton commits to Bidco United for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Simon Munala’s goal not enough for Bidco United

Simon Munala scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Kariobangi Sharks, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

31 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Richard Matloga

116 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No mercy from Bidco United

Mara Sugar will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Bidco United were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

A debut Chinanu Victor will not forget — 7.27

There is exactly one of these per career and it does not usually go like this. 0 on the scoresheet, 7.27 beside the name, and a crowd that had never seen him before chanting it by the end.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues at 19 — 8.13

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues did not need any: 8.13, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Oshobe Oladele yet — 8.74

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.74 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Adama Traoré wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Bidco United know it.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Bidco United supporters have found a favourite in Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai in the eights

A performance of 8.62 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

29 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 92th minute. Shabana will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Chizoba Amaefule was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Clinton Asiago

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Clinton Asiago sends Bidco United past Shabana

It finished 1‑0, and it was Clinton Asiago’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bidco United.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Matthew Acton asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Adama Traoré linked with a move away

The name of Adama Traoré keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bidco United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

28 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Market

Adama Traoré hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 7 of the 31 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Bidco United

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

Bidco United promote Samuel Olunga from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Samuel Olunga has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Bidco United promote Jesse Njeru from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jesse Njeru has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Bidco United promote Ibrahim Mukangula from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ibrahim Mukangula has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

26 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Leonlevitt Osiago breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Newton Ochieng puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

25 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oshobe Oladele breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Eric Gichimu asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

23 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oshobe Oladele breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Adama Traoré puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

18 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Adama Traoré

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele breaks a bone — 69 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 69 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Boardroom 95% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United
16 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oshobe Oladele breaks a bone — 83 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 83 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Chinanu Victor gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Chinanu Victor has just signed for Bidco United, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

15 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oshobe Oladele breaks a bone — 90 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 90 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Chizoba Amaefule was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Matthew Acton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work
13 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Oshobe Oladele out for 105 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

10 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oshobe Oladele breaks a bone — 127 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 127 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

9 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oshobe Oladele breaks a bone — 134 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 134 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

8 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

John Otieno: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Bidco United hit back inside 4 minutes

Bandari held the lead for 4 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Bidco United answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

In brief

7 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Bidco United

0‑1 against Kenya Police, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Bidco United

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Chizoba Amaefule was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Jasurbek Mahmudjonov would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Jasurbek Mahmudjonov is living that version at Bidco United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Sofapaka

Sofapaka left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Chizoba Amaefule gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Adama Traoré never got going

5.31 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

5 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matthew Acton is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Matthew Acton: 3 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Squad

Kevin Ouma damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Cup progress for Bidco United

A 1‑1 win over Shabana, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. John Otieno is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Kakamega Homeboyz

Kakamega Homeboyz left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai misses from twelve yards

It was his to settle and he did not settle it. A long walk back to the halfway line, and a considerably longer week.

Market

Bidco United put John Otieno up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. John Otieno may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Player ratings

Simon Munala runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

4 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kevin Ouma

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Cup progress for Bidco United

A 2‑0 win over Bandari, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Oshobe Oladele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Jacob Onyango

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Clinton Asiago takes the honours

Marked 7.92 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Bidco United had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Bidco United and Nairobi United take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

John Kelwishi never got going

5.79 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

3 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kevin Ouma

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bidco United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

US Bougouni come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Bidco United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Oshobe Oladele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against AFC Leopards

0‑2 to AFC Leopards, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Simon Munala

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Bidco United sign Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues, one for the future

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is 19, and Bidco United have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

No place for Eric Gichimu in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Eric Gichimu has his answer from Bidco United; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Player ratings

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

1 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

US Bougouni watching Simon Munala

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Bidco United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Simon Munala signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Simon Munala and Bidco United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Simon Munala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Brian Okeyo is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Bidco United has been clear about where Brian Okeyo stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Talks stall between Bidco United and Michael Bodo

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

49 months and counting on Daniel Kakai

Still no offer on the table, and Daniel Kakai’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Newton Ochieng

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

In brief