Thomas Wainaina

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19 Jul 2028
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Thomas Wainaina

103 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Simon Munala asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 6 of the 30 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Muranga Seal take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Bidco United lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Bidco United

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Player ratings

Brian Yakhama never got going

5.37 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Market

Thomas Wainaina linked with a move away

The name of Thomas Wainaina keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bidco United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
99 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Clinton Asiago hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dennis Magio out for 36 days

The medical room confirms 36 days on the sidelines for Dennis Magio, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against KCB

0‑1 to KCB, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Bidco United

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Gbenga Opamoye asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

95 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Gabriel Ugochukwu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Bidco United lose Dennis Magio

64 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Jimmy Mbugua

Defensive actions: 18. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Wasi Ngala

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Dennis Magio

A mark of 7.60, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Bidco United

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

No goals between Bidco United and APS Bomet

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. APS Bomet will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

93 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The cup run ends for Bidco United

0‑0 against Tusker, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Michael Bodo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Victor Augo is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Victor Augo: 1 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mohamed Boujad commits to Bidco United for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Posta Rangers take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nafiu Abubakar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye misses from twelve yards

It was his to settle and he did not settle it. A long walk back to the halfway line, and a considerably longer week.

In brief

90 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Francis Chege hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad out for 132 days

The medical room confirms 132 days on the sidelines for Mohamed Boujad, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nafiu Abubakar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Wasi Ngala gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Dennis Magio shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Point won or two lost for Bidco United?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against AFC Leopards? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Squad

Andrew Abalogu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Andrew Abalogu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Thomas Wainaina story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Thomas Wainaina signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

87 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Martin Ayumba says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Simon Munala out for 41 days

The medical room confirms 41 days on the sidelines for Simon Munala, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Collins Odhiambo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kenya Police take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Bidco United

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Collins Odhiambo story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Collins Odhiambo signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

86 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Francis Chege puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Honours even between Bidco United and Muranga Seal

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

No hiding place for Lucas Maina

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Maina, and the manager let it.

Market

The Thomas Wainaina story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Thomas Wainaina signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

82 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Francis Chege asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Bidco United count the cost of losing Mohamed Boujad

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Gabriel Ugochukwu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against KCB

0‑1 to KCB, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christopher Raila

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mohamed Boujad

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Wasi Ngala never got going

5.36 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Market

The Thomas Wainaina story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Thomas Wainaina signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

80 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Collins Odhiambo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Bidco United count the cost of losing Gbenga Opamoye

65 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Home is on Mohamed Boujad's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bidco United are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

As if he never left: Ibrahim Owusu returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Ibrahim Owusu is a Bidco United player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Harun Kamau comes home

The shirt still fits. Harun Kamau is back at Bidco United, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Anthony Muguna comes home

The shirt still fits. Anthony Muguna is back at Bidco United, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Gor Mahia

Gor Mahia left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

79 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Bidco United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Bidco United is running low.

Market

Brian Yakhama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Bidco United count the cost of losing Simon Munala

97 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dennis Magio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Bidco United sign Onyekachi Thompson, one for the future

Onyekachi Thompson is 20, and Bidco United have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

77 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Michael Bodo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Collins Odhiambo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bidco United lose Victor Augo

31 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Clinton Asiago asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Thomas Wainaina question follows Bidco United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Thomas Wainaina’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Somebody is after Mohamed Boujad’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Mohamed Boujad suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Bidco United have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief

66 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United sink to position 16

30 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Gabriel Ugochukwu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Bidco United count the cost of losing Thomas Wainaina

28 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 85% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Mohamed Boujad. Bidco United will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

In brief

62 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United are in real trouble now

Position 16, 30 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Gabriel Ugochukwu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Bidco United count the cost of losing Thomas Wainaina

56 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mohamed Boujad and Bidco United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Alvin Mangeni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 101% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

58 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United are in real trouble now

Position 16, 26 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Gabriel Ugochukwu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Bidco United say no — this time

The offer from Kariobangi Sharks for Gozie Umeh was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina out for 84 days

The medical room confirms 84 days on the sidelines for Thomas Wainaina, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gbenga Opamoye

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Francis Chege out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for Francis Chege, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jimmy Mbugua

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.26, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

54 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bidco United

Position 16 and 23 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye shuts the door

Defensive actions: 29, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina out for 112 days

The medical room confirms 112 days on the sidelines for Thomas Wainaina, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Dennis Cheruiyot asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Market

Eyes on Andrew Abalogu again

The phone has started ringing about Andrew Abalogu again, and this time the name on the line is KCB. Bidco United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Andrew Abalogu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Andrew Abalogu and Bidco United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Francis Chege out for 46 days

The medical room confirms 46 days on the sidelines for Francis Chege, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

47 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michael Bodo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Newton Ochieng says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Alvin Mangeni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jimmy Mbugua

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Jimmy Mbugua rescues a point for Bidco United

It needed Jimmy Mbugua to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against KCB, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Gozie Umeh runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

42 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michael Bodo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Bidco United are in real trouble now

Position 16, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bidco United lose Francis Chege

130 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Bidco United see off Sofapaka

Three points for Bidco United, 2‑1 the final word against Sofapaka in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Alvin Mangeni in the eights

A performance of 8.97 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Wages eat 147% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

No hiding place for Thomas Wainaina

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Thomas Wainaina, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Simon Munala

Marked 8.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

40 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Munala

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Mohamed Boujad

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohamed Boujad, and the manager let it.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Kakamega Homeboyz

Kakamega Homeboyz left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Thomas Wainaina. Bidco United will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no ink between Bidco United and Ekene Emmanuel

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Bidco United, another week without a signature from Ekene Emmanuel.

Player ratings

Michael Bodo never got going

5.66 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

38 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Collins Odhiambo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bidco United

Position 16 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Francis Chege keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Thomas Wainaina

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Thomas Wainaina, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against AFC Leopards

0‑1 to AFC Leopards, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Wages eat 104% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gozie Umeh

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

30 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against KCB

1‑2 to KCB, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Alvin Mangeni runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Costly mistake from Mohamed Boujad

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Mohamed Boujad knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

23 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

John Otieno asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Collins Odhiambo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rivaldo Enero stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rivaldo Enero and Bidco United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Eric Gichimu is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Bidco United has been clear about where Eric Gichimu stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

The Simon Munala story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Simon Munala signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

David Kalama is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 34 with 3 appearances behind him, and Bidco United have to plan for both answers.

In brief

7 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christopher Raila

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Kevin Ouma

Defensive actions: 15. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Clinton Asiago

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Bidco United and Sofapaka cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Sofapaka came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Squad

Kevin Ouma knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kevin Ouma trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Michael Bodo shuts the door

Defensive actions: 12, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye shuts the door

Defensive actions: 12, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

4 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United bow out of the cup

Mathare United go through and Bidco United go home, 0‑0 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Munala

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad keeps Bidco United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 5 of the 18 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nairobi United take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Michael Bodo misses from twelve yards

It was his to settle and he did not settle it. A long walk back to the halfway line, and a considerably longer week.

In brief