The Bidco United Herald
The terraces3 Aug 2026
The ground has had enough
“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 9 of the 19 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.
Squad3 Aug 2026
Simon Munala signs on for more
“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Simon Munala and Bidco United agree another 2 years.
Squad3 Aug 2026
Michael Bodo in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Squad3 Aug 2026
Moussa Sissoko falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
Match1 Aug 2026
Ulinzi Stars take the points off Bidco United
Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.
Squad3 Aug 2026
Thomas Wainaina gets it from the manager
“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.
Market3 Aug 2026
Talks stall between Bidco United and Michael Bodo
“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.
Market3 Aug 2026
49 months and counting on Daniel Kakai
Still no offer on the table, and Daniel Kakai’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.
Market3 Aug 2026
Lerato Manzini brings the grey hairs Bidco United lacked
At 35, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.
In brief
- Market Experience through the door at Bidco United
- Player ratings Jacob Onyango never got going
- Player ratings An afternoon Clinton Asiago will want back