Noah Bischof

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2 Aug 2028
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Process

Marked for Noah Bischof

101 Edition

The First Vienna Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karim Onisiwo

79 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. First Vienna lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Terms done: Andrej Popov is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and IMT waiting with a shirt. Nobody at First Vienna is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Benjamin Rosenberger hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what First Vienna can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kai Stratznig

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kai Stratznig will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around First Vienna the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at First Vienna

Salko Hamzić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

91% of the income goes out in wages at First Vienna

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Noah Bischof is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Noah Bischof has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Boardroom

7 new boys at the First Vienna academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

Squad

Words at First Vienna training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lukas Mühl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

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99 Edition

The First Vienna Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karim Onisiwo

93 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. First Vienna lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Kai Stratznig agrees terms with Schwarz-Weiß Bregenz

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around First Vienna people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Christopher Lannert puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at First Vienna, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at First Vienna

Marco Gantschnig and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Hartberg join the queue for Luca Edelhofer

Add another name to the list: Hartberg have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Luca Edelhofer. The answer from First Vienna has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words at First Vienna training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lovre Rogić is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Marco Gantschnig gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Noah Bischof needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and First Vienna know which stage they are at.

The dugout

Niklas Szerencsi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Niklas Szerencsi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

98 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Queensy Menig damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Danisch Dilrosun out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Dordrecht will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Martin Vetkal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Dordrecht, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Robin van Asten keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Dordrecht may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Dordrecht bid $700.0K for Derryl Hupsel

The offer went to Cambuur this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Market

Noah Bischof attracts admirers

The name of Noah Bischof has come up in conversations Dordrecht were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Luca Dahl Tomasson is a medical away from Dordrecht

The deal with Feyenoord is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rijk Janse

Dordrecht asked and Sparta Rotterdam said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Joshua Pynadath in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dordrecht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

98 Edition

The First Vienna Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Karim Onisiwo

101 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. First Vienna lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Niklas Szerencsi asks to leave First Vienna

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at First Vienna

Marco Gantschnig was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Schwarz-Weiß Bregenz are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. First Vienna will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Benjamin Rosenberger is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at First Vienna has been clear about where Benjamin Rosenberger stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

No hiding place for Andrej Popov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Andrej Popov, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

First Vienna try to borrow Noah Bischof

Dordrecht have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

First Vienna are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

Andrija Radulović has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. First Vienna know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief

97 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Dordrecht put Nathan Malen on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Dordrecht board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Danisch Dilrosun breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Noah Bischof puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Dordrecht, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Dordrecht agree $170.0K for Kirayno Schaken

The clubs have shaken hands with Heerenveen; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Squad

Maxence Maisonneuve arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Maxence Maisonneuve has, at Dordrecht, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Transfer targets

Dordrecht bid $140.0K for Damy Bernardina

The offer went to Cambuur this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Market

Persita watching Diego Latorre

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Dordrecht have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Devon Koswal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

75 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Deabeas Owusu-Sekyere out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Dordrecht will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joep van der Sluijs

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Dordrecht

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Martin Vetkal asks to leave Dordrecht

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alexander Busch in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dordrecht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Dordrecht

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joshua Pynadath was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

The run at home goes on for Dordrecht

8 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

Dordrecht rescue it on 94 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 94. VVV-Venlo had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

The dugout

Nick Venema gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

72 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Onur Yakici damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Deabeas Owusu-Sekyere breaks a bone — 74 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 74 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Noah Bischof settles it late for Dordrecht

The 88th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Noah Bischof decided nobody was going anywhere. Cambuur had no time left to answer.

Squad

Tempers go at Dordrecht

Alexander Busch was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sem Verdonk is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Player ratings

Joep van der Sluijs beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The terraces

Dordrecht supporters have found a favourite in Robin van Asten

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Robin van Asten has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

Queensy Menig gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Dordrecht get the job done against Cambuur

A 1‑0 win over Cambuur, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

70 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

88 days out for Deabeas Owusu-Sekyere after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Dordrecht will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Joshua Pynadath beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Alexander Busch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ibrahim Sadiq

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Wages eat 117% of everything Dordrecht earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Noah Bischof is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Dordrecht has been clear about where Noah Bischof stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Sem Valk gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Dordrecht caught on 89 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Jong Utrecht scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Dordrecht

Joey de Bie and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

58 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Alexander Busch: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Dordrecht have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Noah Bischof puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Dordrecht, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 19 in, 18 out at Dordrecht

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 19 arrived, 18 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Home is on Celton Biai's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Dordrecht are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

A falling-out at Dordrecht

Alexander Busch and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Björn Hardley attracts admirers

The name of Björn Hardley has come up in conversations Dordrecht were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

A row about effort at Dordrecht

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joshua Pynadath was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

AZ tell Dordrecht: Kasper Boogaard is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Ibrahim Sadiq gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Market Sem Valk told to find a new club
  • Squad Too much change too quickly at Dordrecht
  • The dugout Nick Venema knocks on the manager’s door
55 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Raoul Kenne

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Dordrecht lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Noah Bischof keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Dordrecht may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Lucas Woudenberg hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Dordrecht can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Dordrecht

Ibrahim Sadiq and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

2 academy players handed senior numbers at Dordrecht

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Alexander Busch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

The goals have deserted Dordrecht

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Dordrecht can tell you which week it ends in.

Transfer targets

Dordrecht rebuffed over Ángel Alarcón

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. PSV have kept their man, and Dordrecht go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Noé Lebreton

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noé Lebreton, and the manager let it.

In brief

52 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Raoul Kenne damages knee ligaments — 91 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 91 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Dordrecht

Alexander Busch was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Dordrecht

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joshua Pynadath was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

AZ tell Dordrecht: Billy van Duijl is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Home is on Lorenzo Codutti's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Dordrecht are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Noah Bischof gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

44 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Sem Vink keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Dordrecht may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Dordrecht

Joshua Pynadath and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Noah Bischof signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Noah Bischof and Dordrecht agree another 3 years.

Squad

Jurre van Aken falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Dordrecht count the cost of losing Deabeas Owusu-Sekyere

40 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Jurre van Aken returns a better player

14 games and 0 goals away from here, and a man the manager did not have last summer. The loan did what loans are supposed to do and almost never do.

In brief

43 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Armando Obispo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dordrecht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Elijah Dijkstra falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Deabeas Owusu-Sekyere gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Noah Bischof knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Noah Bischof trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Nicolás Rossi has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Nicolás Rossi has written the date down.

Loan watch

Dion van Zanten keeps scoring at Persis

14 appearances away from home and 4 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Squad

Robin van Asten has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Dordrecht that is a harder question to answer.

Loan watch

Jurre van Aken has made Persik’s shirt his own

13 starts now, an average of 6.94, and the team sheet at Persik has stopped being a question. Exactly what everybody signed up for.

Squad

Noah Bischof starts on the language

Two hours a week with a tutor, which is the least glamorous thing at Dordrecht and the one that decides whether a foreign signing is still here in two years.

In brief

37 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Dordrecht

Armando Obispo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Dordrecht training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Elijah Dijkstra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joshua Pynadath

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Home is on Lawson Sunderland's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Dordrecht are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Loan watch

Yunus Alassani wants to come home

“I did not go to Borneo to sit and watch. I want to come back to Dordrecht and fight for my place.” 8 appearances in 11 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

Armando Obispo was the difference for Dordrecht

Marked 7.22. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Nick Venema gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Nathan Malen chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Squad

Noah Bischof named player of the week

One weekend, judged against everybody else's. Noah Bischof has come out on top of it, and for most footballers a weekly award is the only silverware a career ever produces.

In brief

36 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

7 goals for Noah Bischof

The match ball belongs to Noah Bischof, whose 7 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

Dordrecht run riot against Jong Utrecht

9‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Match

Dordrecht make home a hard place to visit

14 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

Seung-gyun Bae, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.06

A mark of 8.06 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Marouane Afaker hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Dordrecht can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Elijah Dijkstra is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

The dugout

Bozhidar Tanev says Dordrecht went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Dordrecht lose Queensy Menig

58 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Noah Bischof was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.95. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

28 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Guus Huitzing keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Dordrecht may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Dordrecht

Armando Obispo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Joep van der Sluijs stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joep van der Sluijs and Dordrecht agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Dordrecht training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Elijah Dijkstra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Noah Bischof runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Dordrecht see off FC Eindhoven

Three points for Dordrecht, 1‑0 the final word against FC Eindhoven in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Freek Entius deal

Dordrecht ran out of time with NEC. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Joep van der Sluijs at his very best

Marked 8.36. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Dordrecht.

Match

Dordrecht rescue it on 91 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 91. De Graafschap had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

In brief

25 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

5 goals for Queensy Menig

The match ball belongs to Queensy Menig, whose 5 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

The knee: Celton Biai out for 21 days

21 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Dordrecht lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

No mercy from Dordrecht

Jong PSV will want this one forgotten quickly: 13‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Dordrecht were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Noah Bischof takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

Seung-gyun Bae, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.70

A mark of 7.70 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Guus Huitzing hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Dordrecht can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Devon Koswal delivers — 7.64

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Devon Koswal scored, was marked 7.64, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Market

Dordrecht turn down Neftchi for Dion van Zanten

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Armando Obispo

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Dordrecht have done the hard part with PSV, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

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21 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Dordrecht run riot against Jong AZ

5‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Both of them Nicolás Rossi's — 8.61

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.61, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Noah Bischof takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

One of those days for Noah Bischof

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Devon Koswal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Deveron Fonville

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

One of those days for Queensy Menig

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

A falling-out at Dordrecht

Joshua Pynadath and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Nathan Malen: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 5‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

20 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

John Hilton says Dordrecht went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Dordrecht training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Elijah Dijkstra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Dordrecht against Cambuur

0‑1 to Cambuur, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Joshua Pynadath in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dordrecht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Joep van der Sluijs was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Nathan Malen to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

Jurre van Aken gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Elijah Dijkstra

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Jong AZ in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

The dugout

Deabeas Owusu-Sekyere asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

19 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joep van der Sluijs

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Yunus Alassani says Dordrecht went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A row about effort at Dordrecht

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Elijah Dijkstra was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Dordrecht against ADO Den Haag

1‑2 to ADO Den Haag, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Dordrecht get the job done against Emmen

A 1‑0 win over Emmen, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nicolás Rossi

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Tempers go at Dordrecht

Lucas Woudenberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Nathan Malen to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Seung-gyun Bae

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Seung-gyun Bae has come out of that comparison in the side, and Dordrecht have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

18 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Dordrecht run riot against Jong Utrecht

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

A brace, and Noah Bischof takes the afternoon — 9.04

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Noah Bischof provided it, and the 9.04 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Björn Hardley keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Dordrecht may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Dordrecht end the wait against Jong Utrecht

It had gone 7 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Squad

A row about effort at Dordrecht

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Devon Koswal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Noah Bischof

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Queensy Menig in the eights

A performance of 8.17 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Words exchanged at Dordrecht

Joshua Pynadath and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Lawson Sunderland wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Dordrecht can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

12 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Joshua Pynadath beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 23. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

The step up is real for Robin van Asten

At 18 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

A row about effort at Dordrecht

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Devon Koswal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Noah Bischof reaches 100 appearances

100 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

Squad

Joshua Pynadath in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dordrecht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Deveron Fonville

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Dordrecht told Deveron Fonville something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Nathan Malen on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Dordrecht

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Vitesse.

The dugout

Björn Hardley gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

9 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The step up is real for Dion van Zanten

At 19 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words at Dordrecht training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Devon Koswal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nicolás Rossi the difference as Dordrecht beat De Graafschap

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Nicolás Rossi. 1‑0 against De Graafschap, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Nicolás Rossi at his very best

Marked 8.24. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Dordrecht.

Squad

A falling-out at Dordrecht

Mica Pinto and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Lawson Sunderland wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Dordrecht can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Player ratings

Joshua Pynadath was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Nathan Malen, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

Tim Coremans gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

6 Edition

The Dordrecht Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Yunus Alassani says no to Borneo

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Yunus Alassani had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

John Hilton puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Dordrecht, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 7 in, 12 out at Dordrecht

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 7 arrived, 12 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Rosenborg tell Dordrecht: Mikkel Ceïde is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Dordrecht

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Deveron Fonville was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

The month belongs to Nicolás Rossi

The award is a small thing with a heavy meaning: for four weeks nobody in this division did his job better. Dordrecht have the trophy on a shelf and the player in the side.

Squad

Words exchanged at Dordrecht

Joshua Pynadath and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A step back for Noah Bischof at Dordrecht

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

The dugout

Deabeas Owusu-Sekyere gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief