Alyson

Central Midfielder - Kifisia
27 May 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Alyson

140 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kifisia sink to position 13

20 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kifisia boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Ché Nunnely signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ché Nunnely and Kifisia agree another 3 years.

In brief

Back issues
120 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kifisia are in real trouble now

Position 14, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Vasilis Xenopoulos keeps Kifisia in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Kifisia and Olympiacos go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Kifisia and Olympiacos, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Angelo Sagal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alyson has improved at 32, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

118 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vasilis Xenopoulos

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Alyson out for 16 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Migouel Alfarela is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kifisia find a way past Panserraikos

Panserraikos made Kifisia work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

117 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kifisia's wait for a win

16 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kifisia has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Alyson out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Vasilis Xenopoulos keeps Kifisia in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Kostas Souvlatzis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kifisia may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Jorge Pombo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kifisia against Asteras

0‑1 to Asteras, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

116 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

15 matches without a win for Kifisia

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Kifisia are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Thodoris Faitakis

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kifisia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kifisia

Position 14 and 3 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A fracture rules Alyson out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Filip Jagarčec takes the afternoon — 7.08

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Filip Jagarčec provided it, and the 7.08 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Filip Jagarčec’s goal not enough for Kifisia

Filip Jagarčec scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Volos NPS, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Angelo Sagal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Migouel Alfarela runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

115 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Kifisia

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Thodoris Faitakis

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kifisia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Alyson out for 37 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Benny runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Noah Lahmadi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Noah Lahmadi and Kifisia agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Jorge Pombo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kifisia and AEL Larisa take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

The Dimitris Theodoridis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Dimitris Theodoridis signs something — a contract at Kifisia or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Panagiotis Tzimas

A mark of 5.58 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

114 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kifisia's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kifisia has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Thodoris Faitakis

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kifisia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for Kifisia

Beaten 1‑4 by OFI, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

The small margins put Kifisia out

Out, 0‑1 to AEK, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

A fracture rules Alyson out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandros Anagnostopoulos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alexandros Anagnostopoulos commits to Kifisia for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Benny

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

113 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Kifisia

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Kifisia are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Thodoris Faitakis damages knee ligaments — 40 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 40 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Alyson breaks a bone — 52 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 52 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Kifisia leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Jorge Pombo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kifisia against PAOK

2‑3 to PAOK, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Angelo Sagal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Tiago Manso question follows Kifisia around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Tiago Manso’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

An afternoon Benny will want back

Marked 5.28. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

112 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kifisia's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kifisia has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Alyson breaks a bone — 59 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 59 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vasilis Xenopoulos

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Angelo Sagal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kifisia

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

6 goals as Kifisia and Panetolikos go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Kifisia and Panetolikos, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Migouel Alfarela is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Dimitris Theodoridis in the eights

A performance of 8.34 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Migouel Alfarela

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

111 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kifisia's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kifisia has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Alyson out for 66 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Atromitos punish Kifisia for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Benny will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Kifisia escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Player ratings

Benny scores twice — 8.52

Two goals and a mark of 8.52 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Angelo Sagal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kifisia are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

No hiding place for Alexandros Anagnostopoulos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandros Anagnostopoulos, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dimitris Theodoridis

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.48, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

110 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Kifisia spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Alyson out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

8 matches without a win for Kifisia

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Kifisia are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Jorge Pombo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Angelo Sagal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kifisia come up short against AEK

AEK left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Jorge Pombo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Benny

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

No place for Noam Bonnet in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Noam Bonnet has his answer from Kifisia; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

109 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Alyson out for 82 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Kifisia

A 0‑3 beating by Aris Thessaloniki was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

The wait goes on for Kifisia

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Vasilis Xenopoulos keeps Kifisia in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Kifisia

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

A late step up for Nélson Campali

At 24 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Market

Kifisia promote Grigorios Mandalos from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Grigorios Mandalos has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Georgios Galanopoulos joins the Kifisia first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Georgios Galanopoulos is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

108 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alyson breaks a bone — 90 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 90 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Kifisia

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Vasilis Lampropoulos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kifisia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Yaël Nandjou Kwingoua is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Jorge Pombo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Dimitris Theodoridis talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kifisia know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

107 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Alyson out for 98 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Noah Lahmadi is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

106 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alyson breaks a bone — 106 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 106 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Alyson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kifisia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Real improvement from Vitalii Haivan at Kifisia

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Vitalii Haivan is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

  • Squad Tempers go at Kifisia
  • Market Benny linked with a move away
105 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alyson breaks a bone — 113 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 113 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Juan Cano is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Vasilis Lampropoulos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

104 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alyson breaks a bone — 122 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 122 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kifisia

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kifisia is running low.

Squad

Yaël Nandjou Kwingoua is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

85 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alyson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kifisia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Bernardo Pereira is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kifisia is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work
  • Squad The manager has not finished forgetting Dejvid Hoxha's mistake
68 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kifisia sink to position 12

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Alyson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kifisia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kifisia and Olympiacos in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Benny’s goal not enough for Kifisia

Benny scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Olympiacos, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Angelo Sagal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Angelo Sagal

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Angelo Sagal, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Benny was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.44. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Migouel Alfarela runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

52 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Vasilis Lampropoulos out for 125 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jorge Pombo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aleks Petkov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief