Ivan Vorobjev

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18 May 2027
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Ivan Vorobjev

23 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Daniil Chergeyko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Artur Kats slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Artur Kats is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

In brief

Back issues
20 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ivan Vorobjev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Uni-X Labs they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Nikita Kukhtik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Yaroslav Khramtsevich gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Vorobjev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Matvey Svidinskiy knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Matvey Svidinskiy trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

“I want to play”: Timofey Statkevich speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

19 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Uni-X Labs lose Egor Snapkov

29 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Vladimir Popov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Timofey Statkevich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Timofey Statkevich, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Vitaliy Urbanovich is still paying for one afternoon at Uni-X Labs

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

Sergey Bulynenok falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No place for Stepan Burganov in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Uni-X Labs are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

18 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Uni-X Labs training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Khramtsevich is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 117% of the Uni-X Labs income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

No place for Nikita Kukhtik in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Uni-X Labs are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ivan Vorobjev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ivan Vorobjev, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Vladimir Popov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

16 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Egor Semenov damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ivan Vorobjev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ivan Vorobjev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

14 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Egor Semenov damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

An order from above at Uni-X Labs: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Yaroslav Khramtsevich falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

117% of the income goes out in wages at Uni-X Labs

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Matvey Svidinskiy knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Matvey Svidinskiy trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Daniil Chergeyko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Uni-X Labs and Ivan Vorobjev

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Uni-X Labs, another week without a signature from Ivan Vorobjev.

Market

Uni-X Labs put Roman Durko up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Roman Durko may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Evgeniy Radkov is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

In brief

12 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Egor Semenov

64 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Uni-X Labs lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Vadim Kiselev is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ivan Vorobjev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ivan Vorobjev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

8 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Egor Semenov damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ivan Vorobjev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ivan Vorobjev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Uni-X Labs

Matvey Svidinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Vorobjev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Matvey Kovruk

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Vladislav Fezhenko asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

6 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Egor Semenov

106 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Uni-X Labs lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Vadim Galko

Uni-X Labs asked and Smorgon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A step back for Nikolay Mirskiy at Uni-X Labs

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs try to borrow Ivan Yerokhin

Isloch have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

A row about effort at Uni-X Labs

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sergey Bulynenok was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Matvey Svidinskiy knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Uni-X Labs, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Roman Durko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Dmitriy Khalimonchikov

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Belshina in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Squad

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov takes the armband

It is a strip of cloth and it decides nothing on a Saturday. It still tells the dressing room exactly whose opinion the manager values, which is the whole point of it.

In brief

4 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Egor Semenov out for 120 days

120 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Uni-X Labs lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ivan Vorobjev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ivan Vorobjev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Uni-X Labs the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Ivan Vorobjev signs for Volna Pinsk while still at Uni-X Labs

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Ivan Vorobjev has agreed terms with Volna Pinsk for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Uni-X Labs

Egor Semenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Uni-X Labs come up short against Lokomotiv Gomel

Lokomotiv Gomel left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Emir Ernisov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Minsk have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Alil Magomedov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Yahor Skavysh answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Prokhor Struk is in the works

Uni-X Labs have made the call to Minsk. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

2 Edition

The Uni-X Labs Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Daniil Tkachik

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Volna Pinsk have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

One of our own: Maksim Nekhaichik joins the Uni-X Labs first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Maksim Nekhaichik is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Yan Dragun steps up from the Uni-X Labs academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Yan Dragun has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Uni-X Labs promote Egor Stasevich from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Egor Stasevich has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Uladzislau Skavysh joins the Uni-X Labs first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Uladzislau Skavysh is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

The dugout

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Niva take the points off Uni-X Labs

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Khalimonchikov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief