Noah Mbamba

Defensive Midfielder - Orlando Pirates
30 Aug 2036
Saturday
Process

Marked for Noah Mbamba

513 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

26 May 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Orlando Pirates have won it

This is the season the town will measure the next twenty against. The trophy travels home with the squad, and the route through the streets was agreed days ago.

Squad

Gomolemo Kekana is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Orlando Pirates will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

A row about effort at Orlando Pirates

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Chemsdine Talbi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Teboho Mphela in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Orlando Pirates this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The golden glove goes to Yanis Benchaouch

17 clean sheets across a season, and the one award on the pitch nobody else is eligible for. Most keepers get through a whole career without a year like it.

The dugout

Matheus Cunha has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Orlando Pirates will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Talks stall between Orlando Pirates and Teboho Mphela

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Noah Mbamba runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Orlando Pirates money.

Market

Fallou Cham linked with a move away

The name of Fallou Cham keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Orlando Pirates say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
510 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

5 May 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Orlando Pirates are top

85 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Market

Matheus Cunha raises the bar for Orlando Pirates

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Orlando Pirates heard it as anything else.

Squad

Matheus Cunha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Orlando Pirates this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Hlompho Hlatshwayo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Orlando Pirates they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A row about effort at Orlando Pirates

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Chemsdine Talbi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Talks stall between Orlando Pirates and Noah Mbamba

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Boardroom

Wages eat 94% of everything Orlando Pirates earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Chemsdine Talbi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Chemsdine Talbi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Teboho Mokotjo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Teboho Mokotjo and Orlando Pirates agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

509 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

28 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Orlando Pirates

Matheus Cunha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Orlando Pirates

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Chemsdine Talbi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Amine Boukamir gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Orlando Pirates keep their word to Artem Stepanov

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Chemsdine Talbi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Chemsdine Talbi is on it.

Market

Fallou Cham linked with a move away

The name of Fallou Cham keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Orlando Pirates say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no signature from Noah Mbamba

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Orlando Pirates could get for him.

The dugout

Junior Olaitan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Told you so: Abubacarr Sedi Kinteh arrives at last

10 appearances in, the average sits at 6.82, and the people who defended him through the autumn are enjoying themselves enormously. Adaptation is a story football only tells backwards.

In brief

507 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

14 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Jody Ah Shene keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Orlando Pirates may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Marcelo Allende asks to leave Orlando Pirates

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Ibrahim Karamoko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Orlando Pirates is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Orlando Pirates

Noah Mbamba and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

As if he never left: Christian Nwachukwu returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Christian Nwachukwu is a Orlando Pirates player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

Words at Orlando Pirates training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chemsdine Talbi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A move Christian Nwachukwu would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Christian Nwachukwu is living that version at Orlando Pirates, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Edmilson Herazo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Orlando Pirates know it.

The dugout

Noah Mbamba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

506 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

7 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Orlando Pirates are top

85 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Squad

Matheus Cunha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Orlando Pirates this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Hlompho Hlatshwayo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Orlando Pirates is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Chemsdine Talbi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Orlando Pirates and Matheus Cunha

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Marcelo Allende wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Orlando Pirates know it.

The dugout

Edmilson Herazo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

104% of the income goes out in wages at Orlando Pirates

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The month belongs to Artem Stepanov

The award is a small thing with a heavy meaning: for four weeks nobody in this division did his job better. Orlando Pirates have the trophy on a shelf and the player in the side.

In brief

505 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

31 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A falling-out at Orlando Pirates

Chemsdine Talbi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Artem Stepanov wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Orlando Pirates know it.

Squad

Fallou Cham falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The decline has begun for Abdel Rahim Alhassane

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 34 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Orlando Pirates is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

The dugout

Orlando Pirates keep their word to Matheus Cunha

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Chemsdine Talbi gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Chemsdine Talbi is on it.

Market

No place for Marcelo Allende in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Marcelo Allende has his answer from Orlando Pirates; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

Aboubacar Bah knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Aboubacar Bah trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Fallou Cham linked with a move away

The name of Fallou Cham keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Orlando Pirates say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

500 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

25 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Orlando Pirates

30 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Orlando Pirates cannot stop winning

13 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Gomolemo Kekana

33 goals and a season average of 7.58 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Cup progress for Orlando Pirates

A 7‑0 win over SuperSport United, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

Both of them Artem Stepanov's — 8.76

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.76, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Gomolemo Kekana scores twice — 8.36

Two goals and a mark of 8.36 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Siyabonga Williams puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Orlando Pirates, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Abu Francis has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Orlando Pirates they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Orlando Pirates

Noah Mbamba and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

486 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

19 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Orlando Pirates are top

34 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

The dugout

Issiaga Camara keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Orlando Pirates may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Sifiso Mabunda puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Orlando Pirates, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lazar Jovanović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Orlando Pirates this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Orlando Pirates training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jody Ah Shene is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Looking ahead

Orlando Pirates and Ajax Cape Town meet at the summit

The fixture the rest of the division is looking forward to more than either of the sides in it. Both know a win changes the season and a defeat does not end it, which is what makes it hard to play.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 92% of the Orlando Pirates income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

When it matters, Lazar Jovanović plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Orlando Pirates keep their word to Noah Mbamba

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

481 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Orlando Pirates

Lazar Jovanović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Orlando Pirates training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zinedine Hasni is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Lazar Jovanović plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Siyabonga Williams signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Siyabonga Williams commits to Orlando Pirates for another 3 years.

Market

Orlando Pirates and Kamogelo Sebelebele are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

A season on the outside for Lazar Jovanović

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Orlando Pirates has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Looking ahead

Gomolemo Kekana faces his old club

Maritzburg United next, and one man in the Orlando Pirates dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

The dugout

Siyabonga Williams gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Junior Olaitan knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Junior Olaitan trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

476 Edition

The Orlando Pirates Chronicle

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Kegan Johannes has said yes to Kaizer Chiefs

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Orlando Pirates have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Ibrahim Karamoko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Orlando Pirates is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Suleiman Camara’s move to Bloemfontein Celtic falls through

The deal that would have taken Suleiman Camara to Bloemfontein Celtic has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Orlando Pirates with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Orlando Pirates

Lazar Jovanović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Noah Mbamba arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Noah Mbamba has, at Orlando Pirates, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Kamogelo Sebelebele falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Orlando Pirates and Lazar Jovanović

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Lazar Jovanović has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Orlando Pirates will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Emmanuel Dzigbah gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief