Alejandro Elduayen

Right Midfielder - Racing
5 Jul 2029
Thursday
Process

Marked for Alejandro Elduayen

150 Edition

The Racing Sentinel

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Juan Pérez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Racing, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Ezequiel López has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Racing they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Racing bid $180.0K for Ignacio Suárez

The offer went to Nacional this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Racing

Renzo Bacchia and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Alejandro Elduayen is a Racing player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Transfer targets

An offer of $86.0K for Federico Ruiz

Racing have gone to Progreso with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A move Alejandro Elduayen would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Alejandro Elduayen is living that version at Racing, and it tends to show in the first month.

Match

A bad afternoon for Racing against Liverpool Montevideo

2‑3 to Liverpool Montevideo, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Alexander Hernández falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
128 Edition

The La Luz Post

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

It is over: La Luz are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joaquín Gottesman

114 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. La Luz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Tadeo Aguiar asks to leave La Luz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at La Luz

Nahuel Albano and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Bruno Scorza frozen out at La Luz

This is not rotation. Bruno Scorza has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at La Luz is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Penarol tell La Luz: Leandro Umpiérrez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

La Luz count the cost of losing Nicolás Rodríguez

35 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Transfer targets

La Luz ask about Pablo Lago

A loan enquiry to Juventud: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

Lito are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. La Luz will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

123 Edition

The La Luz Post

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joaquín Gottesman

151 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. La Luz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

La Luz put Federico Hernandez on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

The terraces

The mood at La Luz has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Alejandro Elduayen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what La Luz can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Eyes on Nahuel Suárez again

The phone has started ringing about Nahuel Suárez again, and this time the name on the line is Nacional. La Luz are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Joaquín Avilés

La Luz asked and Cerro Largo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at La Luz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías de los Santos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Matteo Correia in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at La Luz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Lucas Suárez wants to come home

“I did not go to Deportivo Maldonado to sit and watch. I want to come back to La Luz and fight for my place.” 1 appearances in 18 matches say the rest.

In brief

122 Edition

The La Luz Post

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Francisco Martirena out for 23 days

23 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. La Luz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

La Luz sink to position 15

25 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at La Luz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Nicolás Sosa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what La Luz can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Germán Peralta frozen out at La Luz

This is not rotation. Germán Peralta has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at La Luz is pretending otherwise.

Market

Adrián da Fonte has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around La Luz they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Adrián da Fonte has agreed to leave La Luz for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

A falling-out at La Luz

Mathías Pintos and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

La Luz promote Santiago Pereira from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Santiago Pereira has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

118 Edition

The La Luz Post

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Ramiro Méndez out for 107 days

107 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. La Luz lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

La Luz sink to position 15

25 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the La Luz boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

Germán Peralta frozen out at La Luz

This is not rotation. Germán Peralta has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at La Luz is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at La Luz

Diego Orellano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matías de los Santos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

A long bet from La Luz on Marcos Fernández

He is 20, and nobody at La Luz signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

The formation has left Marcos Fernández behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. La Luz will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

Alejandro Elduayen gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Alejandro Elduayen is on it.

In brief

114 Edition

The La Luz Post

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

La Luz sink to position 15

25 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at La Luz

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Germán Peralta frozen out at La Luz

This is not rotation. Germán Peralta has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at La Luz is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at La Luz

Nahuel Albano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at La Luz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matías de los Santos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A month that belonged to Matteo Correia

The young player of the month award goes to a 19-year-old at La Luz who has looked like the finished article for four weekends running. The next four are the ones that decide whether he is.

Squad

Matteo Correia makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Jonathan Baeza knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at La Luz, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nicolás Rodríguez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

112 Edition

The La Luz Post

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

La Luz finish in position 15

25 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Market

Bryan Sánchez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at La Luz, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Bruno Scorza frozen out at La Luz

This is not rotation. Bruno Scorza has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at La Luz is pretending otherwise.

Match

La Luz come up short against Nacional

Nacional left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Germán Peralta gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Matías de los Santos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

La Luz lose Gabriel de León

43 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

Federico Hernandez answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Mathías Pintos is still paying for one afternoon at La Luz

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

98 Edition

The La Luz Post

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

La Luz sink to position 16

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Alejandro Elduayen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what La Luz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at La Luz

Nahuel Albano and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Nacional tell La Luz: Máximo Alonso is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

La Luz sell Mauricio Aquino for $11.0K

Mauricio Aquino has left for Cerro in a $11.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Match

At last: La Luz win one

5 matches without a win, and then this, against Montevideo City Torque. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Match

La Luz find a way past Montevideo City Torque

Montevideo City Torque made La Luz work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at La Luz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías de los Santos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nicolás Sosa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

93 Edition

The La Luz Post

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Adrián da Fonte sends La Luz through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Adrián da Fonte obliged against Central Espanol. 2‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is La Luz.

Market

Nahuel Suárez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what La Luz can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Joaquín Gottesman

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Joaquín Gottesman will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around La Luz the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at La Luz

Nahuel Albano and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Juan Crisafi’s goal not enough for La Luz

Juan Crisafi scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Racing, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The terraces

La Luz supporters have found a favourite in Alejandro Elduayen

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Alejandro Elduayen has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Matías de los Santos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lucas Dogliotti

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Adrián da Fonte takes the honours

Marked 7.90 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, La Luz had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout The form table has caught Pablo Gómez
  • The dugout Germán Peralta does not fit this one
92 Edition

The La Luz Post

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luca Barreto hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what La Luz can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for La Luz

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Nahuel Suárez has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether La Luz can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Nahuel Albano in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at La Luz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

La Luz leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

A bad afternoon for La Luz against Plaza Colonia

0‑2 to Plaza Colonia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nahuel Suárez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nahuel Suárez, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at La Luz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías de los Santos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑2 defeat, delivered by Federico Hernandez to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

90 Edition

The La Luz Post

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

La Luz are in real trouble now

Position 16, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Alejandro Elduayen asks to leave La Luz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

La Luz come up short against Danubio

Danubio left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at La Luz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matías de los Santos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nicolás Sosa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Facundo Méndez has seen enough of Salus

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at La Luz, and 0 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

Federico Hernandez answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Thiago Dubroca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at La Luz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Jonathan Baeza asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

87 Edition

The La Luz Post

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Facundo Fernandez

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. La Luz lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at La Luz

Nahuel Albano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at La Luz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nicolás Sosa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Matías de los Santos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Matías de los Santos, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Facundo Sosa is still paying for one afternoon at La Luz

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Nahuel Albano knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nahuel Albano trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Alejandro Elduayen gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Alejandro Elduayen is on it.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Matías de los Santos

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Penarol in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

La Luz put Facundo Sosa up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Facundo Sosa may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

86 Edition

The La Luz Post

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Lucas Suárez sends La Luz through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Lucas Suárez obliged against Sud America. 4‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is La Luz.

Squad

A day Lucas Suárez will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Words exchanged at La Luz

Nahuel Albano and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Lucas Suárez in the eights

A performance of 8.94 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Alejandro Elduayen

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

La Luz see off River Plate

Three points for La Luz, 1‑0 the final word against River Plate in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

La Luz settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Sud America spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Squad

Matías de los Santos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Facundo Sosa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

71 Edition

The La Luz Post

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

La Luz are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 47 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Germán Gabriel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what La Luz can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Facundo Méndez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around La Luz they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Vicenzo Macchia is a medical away from La Luz

The deal with Liverpool Montevideo is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Pablo Lago

La Luz asked and Juventud said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words exchanged at La Luz

Mathías Pintos and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

La Luz release $321.0K for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

Loan watch

Alejandro Elduayen counts the days

“I watch every La Luz game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Salus runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ignacio Molina is in the works

La Luz have made the call to Montevideo City Torque. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

67 Edition

The La Luz Post

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

La Luz are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 47 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Facundo Méndez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at La Luz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Mauricio Aquino pulls a muscle — 16 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 16 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Loan watch

Alejandro Elduayen counts the days

“I watch every La Luz game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Salus runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Bruno Scorza

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Nahuel Albano asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

63 Edition

The Salus Chronicle

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Lucas Chacana out for 41 days

41 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Salus lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Eliseo Vázquez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Salus this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Junior Pastorino falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief