Brian Okeyo

Right Back - Bidco United
11 Sep 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Brian Okeyo

48 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

David Kalama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Barou Sanogo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

142% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Mara Sugar

Mara Sugar left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Ibrahima Dembélé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ibrahima Dembélé, and the manager let it.

Squad

Brian Okeyo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

George Micheal has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Bidco United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Ibrahima Dembélé runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

Back issues
45 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Eric Mainge out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 7 of the 25 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Boardroom

The Bidco United board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Barou Sanogo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against Gor Mahia

1‑3 to Gor Mahia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Junaid Sait gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brian Okeyo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Adama Traoré story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Adama Traoré signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Jacob Onyango never got going

5.52 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

42 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Barou Sanogo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Adama Traoré

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adama Traoré, and the manager let it.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Sofapaka

Sofapaka left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Brian Okeyo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

George Micheal has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Bidco United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ibrahima Dembélé

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

40 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Kakamega Homeboyz punish Bidco United for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Adama Traoré will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Bidco United escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Squad

Adama Traoré takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 10 of the 25 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Brian Mboya keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against Kakamega Homeboyz

4‑6 to Kakamega Homeboyz, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Junaid Sait was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Barou Sanogo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Adama Traoré in the eights

A performance of 8.59 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Wages eat 119% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

39 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Barou Sanogo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nairobi United take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brian Okeyo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Brian Okeyo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brian Okeyo, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Moussa Sissoko

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Michael Bodo dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

20 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michael Bodo out for 91 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Junaid Sait in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Barou Sanogo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

1 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 10 of the 20 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Simon Munala signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Simon Munala and Bidco United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Adama Traoré was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Muranga Seal join the queue for Clinton Asiago

Add another name to the list: Muranga Seal have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Clinton Asiago. The answer from Bidco United has not changed — yet.

Squad

Moussa Sissoko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Simon Munala gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against Ulinzi Stars

0‑1 to Ulinzi Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Brian Okeyo is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Bidco United has been clear about where Brian Okeyo stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Talks stall between Bidco United and Michael Bodo

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief