The Irtysh Herald
Match23 Aug 2027
Irtysh are in real trouble now
Position 10, 17 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.
Squad23 Aug 2027
Tempers go at Irtysh
Denis Mitrofanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Squad23 Aug 2027
Marko Živanović wants to go home
“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Irtysh can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.
Transfer targets23 Aug 2027
Irtysh rebuffed over Samuel Lobato
Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Qarabag have kept their man, and Irtysh go back to a list with one name crossed off it.
Transfer targets23 Aug 2027
Irtysh try to borrow Daniil Fomin
Dinamo Moscow have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.
The dugout23 Aug 2027
Oluwabori Falaye gets picked when it counts
Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Oluwabori Falaye is on it.
The dugout23 Aug 2027
The manager makes an example of Zé Luiz
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
Squad23 Aug 2027
Macarrão: “I am not a substitute”
“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Irtysh will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.
Market23 Aug 2027
The shop window has Mykhaylo Zakharov in it
Irtysh have let the market know Mykhaylo Zakharov can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.
In brief
- The dugout Nikita Kildzhiev knocks on the manager's door
- The dugout The manager plants his flag on Cainã