Bernard Agyemang

Striker - New Edubiase United
7 Nov 2026
Saturday
Process

Marked for Bernard Agyemang

14 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mohamed Hasnaoui breaks a bone — 87 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 87 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ikechukwu Nwabueze hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Andrew Asamoah says New Edubiase United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Odah Marshall was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Boujad is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Shuaibu Garba runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against Hasaacas

0‑1 to Hasaacas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

New Edubiase United and Messie Biatoumoussoka are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Player ratings

Tshidiso Monamodi keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

Back issues
10 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mohamed Hasnaoui breaks a bone — 117 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 117 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ikechukwu Nwabueze puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Home is on Mohamed Boujad's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; New Edubiase United are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Odah Marshall was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Bernard Agyemang the difference as New Edubiase United beat Inter Allies

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Bernard Agyemang. 3‑2 against Inter Allies, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Boujad is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

8 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Mohamed Hasnaoui out for 132 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason New Edubiase United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sthembiso Hlophe

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A first appearance Jordan Amissah will want to forget — 5.58

Everybody's debut is one of two stories and this was the other one. 5.58, and the only consolation available is that nobody's career has ever been decided by ninety minutes in a shirt he had just been given.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Bernard Agyemang was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Asante Kotoko

Asante Kotoko left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Boujad is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

7 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Mohamed Hasnaoui out for 139 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason New Edubiase United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 7 of the 25 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Squad

Mehdi Ouaya keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Real improvement from Allesandro Du Plessis at New Edubiase United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Allesandro Du Plessis is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Player ratings

Qudus Akanni runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Liberty Professionals take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

New Edubiase United and Messie Biatoumoussoka are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Player ratings

Bernard Agyemang keeps on missing

Shots: 5, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief