Bernard Agyemang

Striker - Berekum Chelsea
26 Feb 2031
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Bernard Agyemang

239 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Felix Paintsil damages knee ligaments — 60 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 60 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Edwin Asamoah breaks a bone — 38 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 38 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Mostafa Aboul-Kheir's — 8.16

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.16, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Berekum Chelsea up to position 3

50 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

The dugout

Khama Mokotjo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Berekum Chelsea have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Berekum Chelsea and Hasaacas in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

A bad afternoon for Berekum Chelsea against Hasaacas

2‑4 to Hasaacas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bernard Agyemang was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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238 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Felix Paintsil damages knee ligaments — 67 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 67 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

45 days out for Edwin Asamoah after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Berekum Chelsea will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Joseph Ekuban takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Edwin Asamoah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

One of those days for Joseph Ekuban

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.41, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Joseph Ekuban the difference as Berekum Chelsea beat Heart of Lions

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Joseph Ekuban. 3‑1 against Heart of Lions, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

One of their own: Fataho Nerie

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Fataho Nerie in the eights

A performance of 8.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

Yaw Djiku left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Yaw Djiku will call it something else in private.

In brief

236 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

3 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Felix Paintsil damages knee ligaments — 81 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 81 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Edwin Asamoah out for 59 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Berekum Chelsea will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar is carrying Berekum Chelsea

25 goals and a season average of 7.57. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Fataho Nerie runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Andre Inusah says Berekum Chelsea went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Berekum Chelsea close the window on a squad of their own making

4 in and 6 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Berekum Chelsea rebuffed over Michael Ephson

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Inter Allies have kept their man, and Berekum Chelsea go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Tempers go at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Baba Acquah deal

Berekum Chelsea ran out of time with WAFA. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

In brief

231 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

30 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Berekum Chelsea win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 91th minute. Great Olympics will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.55 with 21 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Berekum Chelsea up to position 3

36 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Yaw Mohammed keeps Berekum Chelsea in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Vintage Richmond Lamptey — 8.17

At 34 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.17, and nobody on the pitch better.

Match

Berekum Chelsea cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

A falling-out at Berekum Chelsea

Yaw Djiku and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Berekum Chelsea see off Great Olympics

Three points for Berekum Chelsea, 2‑1 the final word against Great Olympics in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

230 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

23 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

6 saves: Yaw Mohammed was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Sédé Dion, 37, rolls back the years — 8.20

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.20 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joseph Ekuban

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Seidu Abubakar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Berekum Chelsea get the job done against Wa All Stars

A 2‑1 win over Wa All Stars, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Theophilus Collison at his very best

Marked 8.12. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Berekum Chelsea.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Joseph Ekuban

4 goals and a season average of 7.27 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑1, already talking about the next one.

In brief

224 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

11 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Joseph Ekuban settles it late for Berekum Chelsea

The 89th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Joseph Ekuban decided nobody was going anywhere. Hasaacas had no time left to answer.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Seidu Abubakar

14 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Edwin Asamoah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Joseph Ekuban sends Berekum Chelsea past Hasaacas

It finished 2‑1, and it was Joseph Ekuban’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Berekum Chelsea.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Fataho Nerie

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Top-of-the-table clash for Berekum Chelsea

Hearts of Oak next, and the two sides the division is watching meet each other. Whoever wins will be told nothing is decided in the same breath as being congratulated.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Seidu Abubakar

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

223 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

4 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Berekum Chelsea up to position 3

18 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Richmond Lamptey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 13 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mostafa Aboul-Kheir was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Joseph Ekuban was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.61. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Yaw Mohammed gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Seidu Abubakar was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.33. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Heart of Lions snatch it back from Berekum Chelsea

A goal on 87 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Match

Berekum Chelsea and Heart of Lions take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

209 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

29 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Edwin Asamoah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Berekum Chelsea training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Seidu Abubakar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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The dugout

Bernard Agyemang has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Berekum Chelsea will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Sédé Dion asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Mostafa Aboul-Kheir has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Berekum Chelsea know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief

207 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

An offer of $400.0K for Kelvin Appiah

Berekum Chelsea have gone to New Edubiase United with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Tempers go at Berekum Chelsea

Seidu Abubakar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bernard Agyemang falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Theophilus Collison gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Theophilus Collison is on it.

Market

Omar El Adawy runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Berekum Chelsea money.

Market

Joseph Ekuban linked with a move away

The name of Joseph Ekuban keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Berekum Chelsea say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

A door opens for Sédé Dion

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

Talks stall between Berekum Chelsea and Andre Schlupp

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Kwame Essien knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Berekum Chelsea, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

206 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

8 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Not going: Benjamin Awuah Acheampong stays at Berekum Chelsea

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Medeama had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Market

Terms done: Goodness Gospel-Eze is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Heart of Lions waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Berekum Chelsea is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Goodness Gospel-Eze hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Berekum Chelsea can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Yaw Mohammed signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yaw Mohammed and Berekum Chelsea agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Berekum Chelsea rebuffed over Thomas Boakye

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Wa All Stars have kept their man, and Berekum Chelsea go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Bernard Agyemang falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

7 new boys at the Berekum Chelsea academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

Market

No place for Samuel Okai in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Samuel Okai has his answer from Berekum Chelsea; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

203 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

17 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Berekum Chelsea may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Edwin Asamoah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Hearts of Oak tell Berekum Chelsea: Joke Efevwerha is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Seidu Abubakar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sédé Dion

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sédé Dion, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Bernard Agyemang is on it.

Market

Omar El Adawy runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Berekum Chelsea money.

The dugout

Goodness Gospel-Eze asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Talks stall between Berekum Chelsea and Ahmad Nafiu

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

199 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Bernard Agyemang is on it.

Market

Omar El Adawy runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Berekum Chelsea money.

Market

Talks stall between Berekum Chelsea and Andre Schlupp

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Kwame Essien knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Berekum Chelsea, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

Berekum Chelsea keep producing them

34 graduates from an academy now rated 7 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

196 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Seidu Abubakar in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Sédé Dion gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Theophilus Collison gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Theophilus Collison is on it.

In brief

195 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Edwin Asamoah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Berekum Chelsea training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Seidu Abubakar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Seidu Abubakar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Bernard Agyemang is on it.

The dugout

Sédé Dion knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Berekum Chelsea, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The clock does Omar El Adawy’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Berekum Chelsea could ask drops and the wages Omar El Adawy can ask rise.

In brief

191 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

25 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Berekum Chelsea finish in position 10

38 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Squad

Tempers go at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Bernard Agyemang plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Isaac Mensah was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Berekum Chelsea dressing room was either.

The dugout

Seidu Abubakar asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Richmond Lamptey was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 13. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The form table has caught Goodness Gospel-Eze

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Match

Berekum Chelsea draw a blank against Aduana Stars

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Aduana Stars defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

190 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Berekum Chelsea tear BA All Stars apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑0 against BA All Stars, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Joseph Ekuban takes the afternoon — 9.45

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Joseph Ekuban provided it, and the 9.45 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A brace, and Richmond Lamptey takes the afternoon — 8.30

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Richmond Lamptey provided it, and the 8.30 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Goodness Gospel-Eze asks to leave Berekum Chelsea

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Patrick Bukari runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Joseph Ekuban

13 goals and a season average of 7.37 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Seidu Abubakar and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Bernard Agyemang at his very best

Marked 9.21. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Berekum Chelsea.

The dugout

Isaac Mensah has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Isaac Mensah on a 5‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

187 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Berekum Chelsea

0‑3 against Hearts of Oak, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Tempers go at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Morrison Anokye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Berekum Chelsea

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑3 defeat, delivered by Isaac Mensah to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Morrison Anokye's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

Morrison Anokye gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Berekum Chelsea lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

The dugout

When it matters, Bernard Agyemang plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Joseph Ekuban beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 13. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

183 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Berekum Chelsea

New Edubiase United will want this one forgotten quickly: 6‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Berekum Chelsea were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

A brace, and Richmond Lamptey takes the afternoon — 8.28

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Richmond Lamptey provided it, and the 8.28 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Samuel Okai puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Berekum Chelsea, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar is carrying Berekum Chelsea

19 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Berekum Chelsea

Theophilus Collison was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Berekum Chelsea and New Edubiase United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Berekum Chelsea and New Edubiase United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Seidu Abubakar in the eights

A performance of 9.21 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Bernard Agyemang in the eights

A performance of 8.56 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

182 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Joseph Ekuban runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Francis Atiemo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Berekum Chelsea can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Edwin Asamoah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Asante Kotoko tell Berekum Chelsea: Joseph Kudus is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Seidu Abubakar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Bernard Agyemang takes the honours

Marked 7.73 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Berekum Chelsea had the best player on the pitch.

Transfer targets

Berekum Chelsea ask about Oluwaseun Oladimeji

A loan enquiry to Ashanti Gold: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Berekum Chelsea try to borrow Sharif Shuaib

Hearts of Oak have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

A long bet from Berekum Chelsea on Kwadwo Ayew

He is 20, and nobody at Berekum Chelsea signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

180 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Berekum Chelsea

2‑3 against Aduana Stars, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Anthony Owusu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Berekum Chelsea can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Goodness Gospel-Eze keeps Berekum Chelsea in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Berekum Chelsea turn down Hearts of Oak for Thomas Kwabena Osae

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A falling-out at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Seidu Abubakar

15 goals and a season average of 7.25 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Transfer targets

Berekum Chelsea rebuffed over David Odia

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Aduana Stars have kept their man, and Berekum Chelsea go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Berekum Chelsea against Asante Kotoko

0‑1 to Asante Kotoko, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

175 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Joseph Ekuban runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Seidu Abubakar scores twice — 8.75

Two goals and a mark of 8.75 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Nobody wants to play Berekum Chelsea right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar is carrying Berekum Chelsea

14 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Seidu Abubakar and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

One of their own: Omar El Adawy

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Seidu Abubakar sends Berekum Chelsea past BA All Stars

It finished 2‑0, and it was Seidu Abubakar’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Berekum Chelsea.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Richmond Lamptey

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

The dugout

No hiding place for Michael Mensah Awuah

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michael Mensah Awuah, and the manager let it.

In brief

174 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Seidu Abubakar takes the afternoon — 9.24

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Seidu Abubakar provided it, and the 9.24 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Edwin Asamoah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Berekum Chelsea get the job done against Medeama

A 3‑1 win over Medeama, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Bernard Agyemang at his very best

Marked 8.90. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Berekum Chelsea.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Seidu Abubakar

12 goals and a season average of 7.24 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

The dugout

Isaac Mensah has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Isaac Mensah on a 3‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

Theophilus Collison gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Theophilus Collison is on it.

Squad

Bernard Agyemang scores his first for Berekum Chelsea

The one goal every signing is asked about until it comes. It has come, and a press-conference question has been retired.

In brief

173 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Joseph Ekuban runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 34. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Godwin Akpobolouka asks to leave Berekum Chelsea

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Godwin Akpobolouka says Berekum Chelsea went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Bernard Agyemang stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Bernard Agyemang and Berekum Chelsea agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Richmond Lamptey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Seidu Abubakar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Edwin Asamoah

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Edwin Asamoah the difference as Berekum Chelsea beat WAFA

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Edwin Asamoah. 1‑0 against WAFA, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

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In brief

172 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

10 saves: Goodness Gospel-Eze was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Seidu Abubakar scores twice — 9.01

Two goals and a mark of 9.01 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Seidu Abubakar’s goal not enough for Berekum Chelsea

Seidu Abubakar scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑5 to Hearts of Oak, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

Berekum Chelsea leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

A falling-out at Berekum Chelsea

Seidu Abubakar and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Berekum Chelsea and Hearts of Oak in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Joseph Ekuban was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.26. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Isaac Mensah faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Isaac Mensah after 3‑5, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Seidu Abubakar gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Seidu Abubakar is on it.

In brief

170 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Berekum Chelsea refuse to lose, and Seidu Abubakar leads them

The 2-goal deficit was real and so was the recovery. Seidu Abubakar was at the centre of it, Heart of Lions were at the end of it, and everybody who left early will hear about this one for years.

Squad

3 goals for Seidu Abubakar

The match ball belongs to Seidu Abubakar, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Market

Anthony Owusu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Berekum Chelsea, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Joseph Ekuban was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Tempers go at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Seidu Abubakar the difference as Berekum Chelsea beat Heart of Lions

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Seidu Abubakar. 3‑2 against Heart of Lions, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Seidu Abubakar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.48, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bernard Agyemang

Marked 8.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

168 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Berekum Chelsea

Edwin Asamoah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Seidu Abubakar’s goal not enough for Berekum Chelsea

Seidu Abubakar scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to New Edubiase United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Seidu Abubakar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Joseph Ekuban was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

No time for New Edubiase United to settle

The goal that put New Edubiase United ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Berekum Chelsea equalised, 4 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

The dugout

Isaac Mensah faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Isaac Mensah after 1‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Seidu Abubakar has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Berekum Chelsea will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Berekum Chelsea, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Looking ahead

The leaders are next for Berekum Chelsea

Ashanti Gold top the table and they are coming into view. Nothing to lose, which is what every manager says before losing.

In brief

158 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Isaac Mensah has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Berekum Chelsea can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Yaw Mohammed hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Berekum Chelsea can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A fracture rules Thomas Kwabena Osae out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Berekum Chelsea will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Morrison Anokye says Berekum Chelsea went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

The Berekum Chelsea board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Enock Afram

Berekum Chelsea and New Edubiase United have settled on $85.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Squad

Edwin Asamoah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Aduana Stars tell Berekum Chelsea: Ahmed Olamilekan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at Berekum Chelsea training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Seidu Abubakar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

157 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Thomas Kwabena Osae out for 82 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Berekum Chelsea will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Berekum Chelsea turn down Wa All Stars for Yaw Mohammed

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Richmond Lamptey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Samuel Schlupp

Berekum Chelsea asked and Great Olympics said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Bernard Agyemang is a square peg at Berekum Chelsea

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Transfer targets

Berekum Chelsea ask about Hamza Issah

A loan enquiry to Hearts of Oak: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Yaw Mohammed gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yaw Mohammed is on it.

The dugout

Berekum Chelsea keep their word to Mohammed Wakaso

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Market

Berekum Chelsea and Omar El Adawy are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

156 Edition

The Berekum Chelsea Gazette

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Berekum Chelsea

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Thomas Kwabena Osae breaks a bone — 89 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 89 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Morrison Anokye

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Morrison Anokye will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Berekum Chelsea the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Bernard Agyemang gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Bernard Agyemang has just signed for Berekum Chelsea, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Enock Afram due for a Berekum Chelsea medical

Everything agreed with New Edubiase United, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Berekum Chelsea

Richmond Lamptey and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Aduana Stars tell Berekum Chelsea: David Odia is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Berekum Chelsea

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Seidu Abubakar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Berekum Chelsea try to borrow Kabu Agyemang Raymond

Bechem United have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief