New Edubiase United

Ghanaian Premier League
3 Jul 2029
Tuesday
Process
153 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Collins Boah out for 75 days

75 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The New Edubiase United board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Samuel Okai asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A move Jayson Nettey would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Jayson Nettey is living that version at New Edubiase United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United bid $18.0K for Emmanuel Anning

The offer went to Bechem United this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United baulk at the price for Emmanuel Ofori

Great Olympics wanted more than $25.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

The dugout

Nana Kofi Babil frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Nana Kofi Babil has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

In brief

Back issues
152 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Collins Boah out for 82 days

82 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

Squad

Sphamandla Sithole breaks a bone — 97 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 97 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Michael Quarcoo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

$33.0K settles it between the clubs for Kelvin Obeng

Medeama have accepted the money. What New Edubiase United do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Market

Bernard Agyemang has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around New Edubiase United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United bid $25.0K for Emmanuel Ofori

The offer went to Great Olympics this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

151 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Collins Boah damages knee ligaments — 89 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 89 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Sphamandla Sithole out for 104 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason New Edubiase United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ernest Mwankurinah asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

$270.0K settles it between the clubs for Emmanuel Anning

Bechem United have accepted the money. What New Edubiase United do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United bid $86.0K for Kabu Agyemang Raymond

The offer went to Bechem United this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Evrard Zag knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Evrard Zag trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Yaw Amankwa gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yaw Amankwa is on it.

In brief

150 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Collins Boah hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Kelvin Obeng due for a New Edubiase United medical

Everything agreed with Medeama, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Frank Appiah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Bernard Agyemang has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Frank Appiah has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

New Edubiase United and Michael Zuo are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Evrard Zag asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

New Edubiase United keep their word to Sphamandla Sithole

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

149 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

New Edubiase United put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Bright Azubuike puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Nana Kofi Babil frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Nana Kofi Babil has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Bernard Agyemang and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

New Edubiase United and Adams Hamadu are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Tokollo Makgolane is in the works

New Edubiase United have made the call to Liberty Professionals. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

A promise honoured at New Edubiase United

Something was said to Samuel Okai and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Randy Dwumfour gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Randy Dwumfour is on it.

In brief

148 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

Market

Foster Sakitey asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Market

Bernard Agyemang has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around New Edubiase United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Bernard Agyemang signs for Ashanti Gold while still at New Edubiase United

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Bernard Agyemang has agreed terms with Ashanti Gold for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Michael Zuo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

A promise honoured at New Edubiase United

Something was said to Yaw Amankwa and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

147 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Randy Dwumfour out for 17 days

17 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Samuel Okai puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Samuel Okai keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

New Edubiase United keep their word to Adams Hamadu

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Yaw Amankwa has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Edgar Sequeira asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Still no ink between New Edubiase United and Osman Nuhu

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at New Edubiase United, another week without a signature from Osman Nuhu.

In brief

146 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Randy Dwumfour

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Jessimy Domingos asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Collins Boah gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Frank Appiah plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Yaw Amankwa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The clock does Adams Hamadu’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee New Edubiase United could ask drops and the wages Adams Hamadu can ask rise.

Squad

A wage question at New Edubiase United

Adams Hamadu has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

145 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Randy Dwumfour out for 31 days

31 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Frank Appiah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Bernard Agyemang has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Samuel Okai

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between New Edubiase United and Randy Dwumfour

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at New Edubiase United, another week without a signature from Randy Dwumfour.

Squad

Edgar Sequeira named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Edgar Sequeira is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Randy Dwumfour gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Randy Dwumfour is on it.

In brief

144 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Randy Dwumfour out for 38 days

38 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at New Edubiase United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Foster Sakitey

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Foster Sakitey, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Nana Kofi Babil plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The clock does Randy Dwumfour’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee New Edubiase United could ask drops and the wages Randy Dwumfour can ask rise.

The dugout

Ernest Mwankurinah asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

143 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Randy Dwumfour damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Full time on the season at New Edubiase United

Position 13 on 32 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Collins Boah asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Jessimy Domingos delivers — 6.93

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Jessimy Domingos scored, was marked 6.93, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Wa All Stars

Wa All Stars left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Evrard Zag

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Evrard Zag, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

142 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Randy Dwumfour damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Collins Boah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Honours even between New Edubiase United and Aduana Stars

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Frank Appiah gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Frank Appiah is on it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Randy Dwumfour

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and New Edubiase United will feel it on Saturday.

The dugout

Jessimy Domingos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

141 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Bernard Agyemang has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Yaw Amankwa signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Yaw Amankwa commits to New Edubiase United for another 4 years.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Yaw Amankwa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Yaw Amankwa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

No hiding place for Adams Hamadu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adams Hamadu, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no ink between New Edubiase United and Adams Hamadu

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at New Edubiase United, another week without a signature from Adams Hamadu.

The dugout

Collins Boah left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Collins Boah will call it something else in private.

Match

New Edubiase United and BA All Stars take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

140 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

New Edubiase United spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at New Edubiase United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Yaw Amankwa stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Yaw Amankwa and New Edubiase United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Michael Zuo

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Michael Zuo has come out of that comparison in the side, and New Edubiase United have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

The dugout

Randy Dwumfour without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Randy Dwumfour was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

The dugout

When it matters, Nana Kofi Babil plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

139 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo has a hand in both — 7.81

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.81, and involved in 2 of his side's goals.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

New Edubiase United see off Medeama

Three points for New Edubiase United, 2‑0 the final word against Medeama in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

Ernest Mwankurinah gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Michael Quarcoo

A mark of 7.90, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

A satisfied Interim Coach

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 2‑0, Interim Coach could afford to be generous.

The dugout

When it matters, Yaw Amankwa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

138 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for New Edubiase United

0‑3 against WAFA, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted New Edubiase United

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at New Edubiase United can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Yaw Amankwa ran the middle of the pitch — 6.87

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 11 combined actions and a mark of 6.87, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mohammed Hamid

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Evrard Zag

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Evrard Zag.

Boardroom

Inquest at New Edubiase United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Massawudu Inusah stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Massawudu Inusah and New Edubiase United agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

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137 Edition

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12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

George Micheal keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Frank Appiah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Bernard Agyemang has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Collins Boah

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

New Edubiase United and Adams Hamadu are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Randy Dwumfour has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Interim Coach was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the New Edubiase United dressing room was either.

In brief

136 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Hasaacas take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

George Micheal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

New Edubiase United and Randy Dwumfour are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Bernard Agyemang slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Bernard Agyemang is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

In brief

135 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Bright Azubuike hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Yaw Amankwa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

New Edubiase United get the job done against Heart of Lions

A 1‑0 win over Heart of Lions, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Frank Appiah takes the honours

Marked 7.82 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, New Edubiase United had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

Edmund Partey signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Edmund Partey commits to New Edubiase United for another 3 years.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

134 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Michael Quarcoo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Michael Quarcoo’s goal not enough for New Edubiase United

Michael Quarcoo scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Berekum Chelsea, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Michael Zuo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adams Hamadu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats New Edubiase United to Amos Essien

The clock did what Wa All Stars would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑3 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

When it matters, Frank Appiah plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Amos Partey makes his debut at 16

At 16 years old, Amos Partey became the latest name off the academy production line to be handed a senior shirt.

In brief

133 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Frank Appiah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Ashanti Gold

Ashanti Gold left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Amos Afful deal

New Edubiase United ran out of time with BA All Stars. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Samuel Okai

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Player ratings

Frank Appiah stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.64 on the card, and the New Edubiase United support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting George Micheal's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

When it matters, Randy Dwumfour plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

132 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Michael Quarcoo scores twice — 8.25

Two goals and a mark of 8.25 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Samuel Okai hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United agree $5.0K for Amos Essien

The clubs have shaken hands with Wa All Stars; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 0 in, 2 out at New Edubiase United

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 0 arrived, 2 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

The drought breaks for New Edubiase United

6 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Inter Allies were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Squad

Mohammed Hamid signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mohammed Hamid commits to New Edubiase United for another 4 years.

In brief

131 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Ernest Mwankurinah puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

New Edubiase United supporters have found a favourite in Bright Azubuike

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Bright Azubuike has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Jonathan Sulemana out for 40 days

The medical room confirms 40 days on the sidelines for Jonathan Sulemana, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Late, late show earns New Edubiase United a point

Minute 85, against Bechem United, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Sphamandla Sithole for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. New Edubiase United will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief

130 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for New Edubiase United

Beaten 1‑5 by Asante Kotoko, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Bernard Agyemang puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

5 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

Transfer targets

Gladson Mensah will not be coming to New Edubiase United

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Wa All Stars is saying, and nobody at New Edubiase United is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about New Edubiase United and Asante Kotoko in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Transfer targets

Too dear: New Edubiase United walk away from Kabu Agyemang Raymond

$35.0K was the most the club would pay and Bechem United were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Doors closed at New Edubiase United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

129 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Gladson Mensah

New Edubiase United and Wa All Stars have settled on $110.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United make their move for Kabu Agyemang Raymond

$35.0K on the table at Bechem United. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Frank Appiah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

New Edubiase United rescue it on 94 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 94. Liberty Professionals had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

The dugout

Ernest Mwankurinah gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

New Edubiase United and Liberty Professionals take a point apiece

It finished 3‑3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Massawudu Inusah signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Massawudu Inusah commits to New Edubiase United for another 1 years.

In brief

128 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

George Micheal is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with George Micheal: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

New Edubiase United bow out of the cup

Aduana Stars go through and New Edubiase United go home, 2‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for New Edubiase United

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Aduana Stars kept coming because nothing stopped them, and New Edubiase United will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Transfer targets

$6.0K settles it between the clubs for Amos Essien

Wa All Stars have accepted the money. What New Edubiase United do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Baba Musa asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

An offer of $48.0K for Amos Afful

New Edubiase United have gone to BA All Stars with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Tokollo Makgolane

New Edubiase United asked and Liberty Professionals said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

127 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the New Edubiase United board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Sphamandla Sithole puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Michael Zuo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against Wa All Stars

0‑2 to Wa All Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

The half-term report on New Edubiase United

Position 11, 17 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

The dugout

Foster Sakitey gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between New Edubiase United and Randy Dwumfour

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at New Edubiase United, another week without a signature from Randy Dwumfour.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

126 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Foster Sakitey hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Frank Appiah sends New Edubiase United past Aduana Stars

It finished 1‑0, and it was Frank Appiah’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to New Edubiase United.

Squad

New Edubiase United count the cost of losing Kheireddine Benamrane

37 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jessimy Domingos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Frank Appiah stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.87 on the card, and the New Edubiase United support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

125 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Samuel Okai hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Collins Boah goes up and wins it — 7.69

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.69 for the rest of it.

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Frank Appiah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against BA All Stars

BA All Stars left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Michael Quarcoo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Michael Quarcoo leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

124 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Sphamandla Sithole signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sphamandla Sithole and New Edubiase United agree another 1 years.

Market

Ernest Mwankurinah already looking beyond New Edubiase United

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Samuel Okai

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

No place for Ernest Mwankurinah in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation New Edubiase United are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Randy Dwumfour

A mark of 7.48, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Match

Point won or two lost for New Edubiase United?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Medeama? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

123 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

The dugout

Foster Sakitey keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Evrard Zag signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Evrard Zag and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

New Edubiase United count the cost of losing Samuel Okai

35 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

WAFA take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Evrard Zag

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

122 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

6 saves: George Micheal was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Ala Eddine Limane puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was the difference for New Edubiase United

Marked 7.45. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Match

Adams Hamadu rescues a point for New Edubiase United

It needed Adams Hamadu to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Hearts of Oak, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Interim Coach was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the New Edubiase United dressing room was either.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Michael Zuo

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against WAFA in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

The dugout

Jessimy Domingos asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

121 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Bernard Agyemang and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Foster Sakitey

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Foster Sakitey, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Adams Hamadu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Looking ahead

Yaw Amankwa faces his old club

Hearts of Oak next, and one man in the New Edubiase United dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

The Bright Azubuike question follows New Edubiase United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Bright Azubuike’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

When it matters, Aphelele Nzimande plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The shop window has Adams Hamadu in it

New Edubiase United have let the market know Adams Hamadu can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Boardroom

The New Edubiase United production line keeps running

25 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

120 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Bright Azubuike out for 15 days

15 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

New Edubiase United run riot against Hasaacas

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Michael Quarcoo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Michael Zuo

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.19. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

The game went through Adams Hamadu — 7.36

Marked 7.36 on 10 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 3‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Adams Hamadu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

119 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bright Azubuike damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

The dugout

Samuel Okai keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Bright Azubuike signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Bright Azubuike commits to New Edubiase United for another 4 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Heart of Lions take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of George Micheal

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between New Edubiase United and Randy Dwumfour

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

118 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bright Azubuike

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against Berekum Chelsea

0‑1 to Berekum Chelsea, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Frank Appiah

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Frank Appiah, and the manager let it.

Squad

Kheireddine Benamrane signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kheireddine Benamrane commits to New Edubiase United for another 1 years.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

Collins Boah knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Collins Boah trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Sphamandla Sithole

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

117 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Abraham Kudus out for 21 days

21 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

A brace, and Michael Quarcoo takes the afternoon — 8.41

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Michael Quarcoo provided it, and the 8.41 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

George Micheal keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Frank Appiah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ashanti Gold snatch it back from New Edubiase United

A goal on 87 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

The dugout

Jessimy Domingos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

New Edubiase United share the spoils with Ashanti Gold

A 3‑3 draw with Ashanti Gold leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

116 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sphamandla Sithole

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

New Edubiase United are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

New Edubiase United keep their word to Mohammed Hamid

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Market

Talks stall between New Edubiase United and Mohammed Hamid

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Jessimy Domingos: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one New Edubiase United will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

The dugout

When it matters, Nana Kofi Babil plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Jessimy Domingos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at New Edubiase United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

115 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Cup progress for New Edubiase United

A 2‑1 win over Ashanti Gold, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Match

New Edubiase United win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 91th minute. Inter Allies will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Player ratings

Frank Appiah scores twice — 8.66

Two goals and a mark of 8.66 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang says New Edubiase United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Aphelele Nzimande at 21 — 7.87

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Aphelele Nzimande did not need any: 7.87, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

George Micheal signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” George Micheal commits to New Edubiase United for another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

New Edubiase United see off Inter Allies

Three points for New Edubiase United, 3‑2 the final word against Inter Allies in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

114 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for New Edubiase United

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Bechem United kept coming because nothing stopped them, and New Edubiase United will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Squad

George Micheal stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” George Micheal and New Edubiase United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Yaw Amankwa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Collins Boah

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between New Edubiase United and Randy Dwumfour

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at New Edubiase United, another week without a signature from Randy Dwumfour.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Frank Appiah

A mark of 7.67, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Match

New Edubiase United and Bechem United take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 2‑2 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

113 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

New Edubiase United give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Market

Bernard Agyemang hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Michael Quarcoo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Asante Kotoko

Asante Kotoko left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of George Micheal

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Looking ahead

Samuel Okai faces his old club

Bechem United next, and one man in the New Edubiase United dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at New Edubiase United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

112 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Nana Kofi Babil puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Too dear: New Edubiase United walk away from Foster Sakitey

$58.0K was the most the club would pay and Bechem United were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at New Edubiase United

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Match

New Edubiase United and Liberty Professionals take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Interim Coach was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the New Edubiase United dressing room was either.

Looking ahead

The leaders are next for New Edubiase United

Asante Kotoko top the table and they are coming into view. Nothing to lose, which is what every manager says before losing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yaw Amankwa

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

111 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Great Olympics watching Adams Hamadu

The interest is real enough to have reached print. New Edubiase United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jessimy Domingos gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Jessimy Domingos has just signed for New Edubiase United, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

New Edubiase United lose Edgar Sequeira

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Transfer targets

Too dear: New Edubiase United walk away from Amos Essien

$6.0K was the most the club would pay and Wa All Stars were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United still without a manager

10 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Transfer targets

Amos Afful stays at BA All Stars as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. New Edubiase United will try again when the window opens; BA All Stars may not be selling by then.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

110 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Joseph Partey is out at New Edubiase United

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

Sphamandla Sithole damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

An empty coaching office at New Edubiase United

There is nobody left to promote and nobody left to run a session. The board have brought in a name the supporters do not know, and the question of how a club gets here will outlast whoever answers it.

Market

Yaw Amankwa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United write off $34.0K on Andrew Owusu

He arrived for a fee and leaves for a fraction of it. $34.0K of what New Edubiase United paid for Andrew Owusu is money the club will not see again, and the boardroom will be asked about it for two seasons.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at New Edubiase United for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United bid $6.0K for Amos Essien

The offer went to Wa All Stars this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

109 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Sphamandla Sithole out for 21 days

21 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

New Edubiase United say no — this time

The offer from Hearts of Oak for Adams Hamadu was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United agree $79.0K for Ikenna Nkwazema

The clubs have shaken hands with Asante Kotoko; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Darel Essomba hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United make their move for Foster Sakitey

$58.0K on the table at Bechem United. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Michael Yeboah is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Market

New Edubiase United put Adams Hamadu up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Adams Hamadu may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

108 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Sphamandla Sithole out for 28 days

28 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Collins Boah puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Hearts of Oak watching Adams Hamadu

The interest is real enough to have reached print. New Edubiase United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

The dugout

Evrard Zag frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Evrard Zag has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Amos Essien is a medical away from New Edubiase United

The deal with Wa All Stars is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Frank Appiah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United baulk at the price for Foster Sakitey

Bechem United wanted more than $52.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United rebuffed over Thomas Kwabena Osae

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ashanti Gold have kept their man, and New Edubiase United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

107 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the New Edubiase United board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the New Edubiase United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

The knee: Sphamandla Sithole out for 35 days

35 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. New Edubiase United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Mohamed Hamami hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Ikenna Nkwazema due for a New Edubiase United medical

Everything agreed with Asante Kotoko, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

An offer of $52.0K for Foster Sakitey

New Edubiase United have gone to Bechem United with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

An offer of $44.0K for Thomas Kwabena Osae

New Edubiase United have gone to Ashanti Gold with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

No deal for Amos Essien at that price

New Edubiase United offered $250.0K; Wa All Stars said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

106 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Edgar Sequeira damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United spell it out for Joseph Partey

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Joseph Partey has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Every point is an argument now for New Edubiase United

Position 14 and 27 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at New Edubiase United

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Yaw Amankwa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United make their move for Amos Essien

$250.0K on the table at Wa All Stars. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Adams Hamadu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

105 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Edgar Sequeira damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Darel Essomba puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Emmanuel Yeboah has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United make their move for Foster Sakitey

$41.0K on the table at Bechem United. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Gideon Asante Yeboah knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Gideon Asante Yeboah trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

New Edubiase United put Michael Zuo up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Michael Zuo may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Edgar Sequeira still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at New Edubiase United would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

104 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Edgar Sequeira damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Collins Boah puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Evrard Zag frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Evrard Zag has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Emmanuel Yeboah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

An offer of $6.0K for Amos Essien

New Edubiase United have gone to Wa All Stars with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United baulk at the price for Yakubu Saeed

Medeama wanted more than $4.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United try to borrow Yaw Annor

Bechem United have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United try to borrow Bayanda Zulu

Liberty Professionals have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

103 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the New Edubiase United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

New Edubiase United say no — this time

The offer from Great Olympics for Adams Hamadu was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United make their move for Yakubu Saeed

$4.0K on the table at Medeama. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United baulk at the price for Amos Essien

Wa All Stars wanted more than $6.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United ask about Yaw Annor

A loan enquiry to Bechem United: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

When it matters, Randy Dwumfour plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

102 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

New Edubiase United sink to position 14

27 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Market

Great Olympics join the queue for Adams Hamadu

Add another name to the list: Great Olympics have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Adams Hamadu. The answer from New Edubiase United has not changed — yet.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United bid $37.0K for Foster Sakitey

The offer went to Bechem United this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

An offer of $6.0K for Amos Essien

New Edubiase United have gone to Wa All Stars with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

New Edubiase United are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

Edgar Sequeira stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Edgar Sequeira and New Edubiase United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

101 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

New Edubiase United spell it out for Joseph Partey

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Joseph Partey has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The New Edubiase United board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Andrew Owusu asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Emmanuel Yeboah has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

An offer of $4.0K for Yakubu Saeed

New Edubiase United have gone to Medeama with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mohamed Hamami signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mohamed Hamami and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Mohamed Hamami

He is doing his job and he is not settling. New Edubiase United were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

In brief

100 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emmanuel Kotei puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Evrard Zag frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Evrard Zag has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Jeffrey Mensah is a medical away from New Edubiase United

The deal with Hasaacas is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United bid $27.0K for Simphiwe Dumisa

The offer went to Liberty Professionals this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Emmanuel Yeboah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Too dear: New Edubiase United walk away from Yakubu Saeed

$4.0K was the most the club would pay and Medeama were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at New Edubiase United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Michael Yeboah's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

99 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at New Edubiase United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

New Edubiase United turn down Great Olympics for Adams Hamadu

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Too dear: New Edubiase United walk away from Simphiwe Dumisa

$27.0K was the most the club would pay and Liberty Professionals were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United ask about Yaw Annor

A loan enquiry to Bechem United: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Randy Dwumfour has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

98 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

New Edubiase United sell their best player to Asante Kotoko

$880.0K is a serious amount of money and it does not play centre-forward. Everybody in the dressing room knows who used to be looked at when it went wrong.

Match

New Edubiase United are in real trouble now

Position 14, 27 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

The terraces

Supporters turn on the $880.0K sale of Ebuka Okeke

He is going to Asante Kotoko, the club has $880.0K it did not have on Friday, and the phone-ins have already decided how they feel about that. Selling well and selling somebody they loved are not the same skill.

Market

Amos Ayew hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Market

Great Olympics join the queue for Adams Hamadu

Add another name to the list: Great Olympics have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Adams Hamadu. The answer from New Edubiase United has not changed — yet.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United bid $27.0K for Simphiwe Dumisa

The offer went to Liberty Professionals this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

97 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

New Edubiase United spell it out for Joseph Partey

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Joseph Partey has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The New Edubiase United board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Michael Zuo asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Emmanuel Yeboah has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Adams Abdul Jabal due for a New Edubiase United medical

Everything agreed with Medeama, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Asante Kotoko are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. New Edubiase United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Nana Kofi Babil signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nana Kofi Babil and New Edubiase United agree another 3 years.

In brief

96 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Andrew Owusu asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Evrard Zag frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Evrard Zag has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Ebuka Okeke was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Evrard Zag is slowing down

At 38, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Ebuka Okeke talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. New Edubiase United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The shop window has Ebuka Okeke in it

New Edubiase United have let the market know Ebuka Okeke can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

The dugout

Bernard Agyemang knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Bernard Agyemang trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United keep producing them

20 graduates from an academy now rated 7 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

95 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the New Edubiase United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Emmanuel Kotei asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Ala Eddine Limane keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Bernard Agyemang

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bernard Agyemang, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Randy Dwumfour has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Nana Kofi Babil is still paying for one afternoon at New Edubiase United

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

94 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

New Edubiase United are in real trouble now

Position 14, 27 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Emmanuel Mensah is slowing down

At 34, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

The dugout

George Micheal has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Osman Nuhu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Osman Nuhu, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Michael Yeboah is still paying for one afternoon at New Edubiase United

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

Mohammed Hamid: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one New Edubiase United will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

93 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

New Edubiase United put Joseph Partey on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The New Edubiase United board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Francis Omondi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Emmanuel Yeboah has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Evrard Zag signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Evrard Zag and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured at New Edubiase United

Something was said to Emmanuel Yeboah and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Bright Azubuike

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Bright Azubuike has come out of that comparison in the side, and New Edubiase United have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

92 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Gideon Asante Yeboah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” New Edubiase United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

The dugout

Evrard Zag frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Evrard Zag has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Emmanuel Yeboah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Evrard Zag is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at New Edubiase United has been clear about where Evrard Zag stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Yaw Amankwa

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. New Edubiase United told Yaw Amankwa something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mohammed Hamid

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A season on the outside for Evrard Zag

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at New Edubiase United has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

The Ebuka Okeke talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. New Edubiase United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

91 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at New Edubiase United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

The season ends: position 14 for New Edubiase United

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 27 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Squad

Ebuka Okeke in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Frank Appiah the difference as New Edubiase United beat Wa All Stars

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Frank Appiah. 1‑0 against Wa All Stars, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Kwadwo Asamoah out for 26 days

The medical room confirms 26 days on the sidelines for Kwadwo Asamoah, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was the difference for New Edubiase United

Marked 7.64. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

A satisfied Joseph Partey

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Joseph Partey could afford to be generous.

In brief

90 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for New Edubiase United

A 0‑4 beating by Aduana Stars was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Every point is an argument now for New Edubiase United

Position 14 and 24 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Yaw Amankwa ran the middle of the pitch — 6.83

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 12 combined actions and a mark of 6.83, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Bright Azubuike

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at New Edubiase United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Joseph Partey faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Joseph Partey after 0‑4, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

89 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

New Edubiase United end the wait against BA All Stars

It had gone 11 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Squad

George Micheal keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Emmanuel Yeboah has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

Andrew Owusu: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” New Edubiase United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Ebuka Okeke and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

One of their own: Michael Zuo

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Frank Appiah the difference as New Edubiase United beat BA All Stars

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Frank Appiah. 2‑0 against BA All Stars, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

Joseph Partey: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

88 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United put Joseph Partey on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

The dugout

Evrard Zag frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Evrard Zag has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Emmanuel Yeboah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between New Edubiase United and Emmanuel Yeboah

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Match

New Edubiase United and Medeama take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Bright Azubuike

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Bright Azubuike has come out of that comparison in the side, and New Edubiase United have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

87 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the New Edubiase United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

New Edubiase United count the cost of losing Kwadwo Asamoah

56 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Michael Yeboah

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. New Edubiase United will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mohammed Hamid

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Michael Yeboah is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Nana Kofi Babil

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Medeama in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

86 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

WAFA take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Michael Zuo

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

Squad

Patrick Inusah out for 30 days

The medical room confirms 30 days on the sidelines for Patrick Inusah, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Joseph Partey to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nana Kofi Babil

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

George Micheal has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

85 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

New Edubiase United rescue it on 87 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 87. Hearts of Oak had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Market

New Edubiase United and Randy Dwumfour are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Match

Honours even between New Edubiase United and Hearts of Oak

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

No hiding place for Emmanuel Kotei

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Emmanuel Kotei, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Randy Dwumfour plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

84 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Joseph Partey has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at New Edubiase United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

8 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Emmanuel Yeboah has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Michael Quarcoo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Quarcoo and New Edubiase United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Ebuka Okeke was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Adams Hamadu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Hasaacas take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Still no ink between New Edubiase United and Emmanuel Yeboah

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at New Edubiase United, another week without a signature from Emmanuel Yeboah.

In brief

83 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Heart of Lions

Heart of Lions left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Evrard Zag

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Amos Ayew is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 36 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Joseph Partey to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

82 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

New Edubiase United sink to position 14

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

6 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

George Micheal keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Ebuka Okeke and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against Berekum Chelsea

0‑1 to Berekum Chelsea, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Emmanuel Mensah is slowing down

At 34, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

The dugout

Joseph Partey answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

No hiding place for Bernard Agyemang

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bernard Agyemang, and the manager let it.

In brief

81 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for New Edubiase United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Remember the name: Ebuka Okeke

He is 21, he is averaging 7.02, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adams Hamadu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ashanti Gold take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Transfer targets

Osafo Antwi stays at Great Olympics as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. New Edubiase United will try again when the window opens; Great Olympics may not be selling by then.

The dugout

Joseph Partey faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Joseph Partey after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

80 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Michael Quarcoo says no to Great Olympics

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Michael Quarcoo had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United spell it out for Joseph Partey

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Joseph Partey has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Abraham Kudus breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Ebuka Okeke, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.68

A mark of 7.68 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Transfer targets

$4.0K settles it between the clubs for Osafo Antwi

Great Olympics have accepted the money. What New Edubiase United do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Andrew Owusu asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Emmanuel Yeboah has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 3 signed and 4 gone

That is the business done at New Edubiase United until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Emmanuel Kotei gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Emmanuel Kotei has just signed for New Edubiase United, and for once the answer mattered.

In brief

79 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at New Edubiase United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Abraham Kudus breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Chris Masinza asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Kwadwo Partey rejects the move

New Edubiase United had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Wa All Stars, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yaw Amankwa

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

George Micheal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

78 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

29 days out for Abraham Kudus after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. New Edubiase United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from George Micheal

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Enock Afram puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Andrew Owusu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adams Hamadu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adams Hamadu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Asante Kotoko take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Joseph Partey: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

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17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Michael Quarcoo has said yes to Great Olympics

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. New Edubiase United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

George Micheal stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

A brace, and Frank Appiah takes the afternoon — 8.78

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Frank Appiah provided it, and the 8.78 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A brace, and Ebuka Okeke takes the afternoon — 8.71

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ebuka Okeke provided it, and the 8.71 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

New Edubiase United turn down Wa All Stars for Ebuka Okeke

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Michael Zuo asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Foster Sakitey is a medical away from New Edubiase United

The deal with Bechem United is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Samuel Ayinebire Atubga rejects the move

New Edubiase United had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Bechem United, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

In brief

76 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michael Quarcoo says no to Great Olympics

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Michael Quarcoo had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Michael Quarcoo asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Akintomide Ayeni has said yes to Great Olympics

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. New Edubiase United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Player ratings

A brace, and Frank Appiah takes the afternoon — 8.72

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Frank Appiah provided it, and the 8.72 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Hearts of Oak come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and New Edubiase United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

Yaw Amankwa was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 28. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ebuka Okeke at 21 — 7.70

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ebuka Okeke did not need any: 7.70, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Abdul Atiemo

New Edubiase United and BA All Stars have settled on $220.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Emmanuel Yeboah has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

In brief

75 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United put Joseph Partey on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Emmanuel Yeboah asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

Market

Hearts of Oak watching Adams Hamadu

The interest is real enough to have reached print. New Edubiase United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Match

The wait goes on for New Edubiase United

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Ebuka Okeke was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against Wa All Stars

2‑3 to Wa All Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Randy Dwumfour was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

74 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Akintomide Ayeni frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Akintomide Ayeni has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Randy Dwumfour falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Frank Appiah rescues a point for New Edubiase United

It needed Frank Appiah to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Aduana Stars, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Joseph Partey on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Joseph Partey after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Emmanuel Mensah

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yaw Amankwa

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

New Edubiase United put Michael Quarcoo up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Michael Quarcoo may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

73 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Randy Dwumfour was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Michael Quarcoo

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Michael Quarcoo takes the honours

Marked 7.85 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, New Edubiase United had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Michael Quarcoo rescues a point for New Edubiase United

It needed Michael Quarcoo to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against BA All Stars, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Randy Dwumfour gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Randy Dwumfour is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Akintomide Ayeni

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Joseph Partey on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Squad

Michael Quarcoo finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. New Edubiase United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

72 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for New Edubiase United

1‑4 against Medeama, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Michael Zuo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at New Edubiase United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Joseph Partey: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑4, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

When it matters, George Micheal plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

4 past George Micheal

Whether it was the goalkeeper or the ten in front of him is the argument that will fill every conversation in town this week. 4 saves does not settle it either way.

In brief

71 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the New Edubiase United board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Cruel end for WAFA as New Edubiase United pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. New Edubiase United scored in the 91th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Player ratings

Both of them Ebuka Okeke's — 8.79

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.79, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at New Edubiase United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Emmanuel Yeboah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United get the job done against WAFA

A 3‑2 win over WAFA, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Michael Zuo

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Time is catching up with Amos Ayew

Everybody at New Edubiase United saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 36 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

In brief

  • Squad Amos Ayew signs a new deal
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout No hiding place for Enock Afram
70 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for New Edubiase United

A 1‑4 beating by Hearts of Oak was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Every point is an argument now for New Edubiase United

Position 14 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Real improvement from Andre Wakaso at New Edubiase United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Andre Wakaso is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Akintomide Ayeni frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Akintomide Ayeni has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Randy Dwumfour was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The decline has begun for Emmanuel Mensah

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 34 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for New Edubiase United is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Boardroom

Doors closed at New Edubiase United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Player ratings Bright Azubuike's mistake decides it
  • The dugout Bright Azubuike is still being punished for one mistake
69 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Ebuka Okeke scores twice — 8.44

Two goals and a mark of 8.44 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Enock Afram says New Edubiase United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The drought breaks for New Edubiase United

8 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Hasaacas were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Ebuka Okeke sends New Edubiase United past Hasaacas

It finished 3‑1, and it was Ebuka Okeke’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to New Edubiase United.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Randy Dwumfour was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Michael Quarcoo

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Baba Musa signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Baba Musa and New Edubiase United agree another 3 years.

The dugout

A satisfied Joseph Partey

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 3‑1, Joseph Partey could afford to be generous.

In brief

68 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Ebuka Okeke in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Randy Dwumfour falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Andre Wakaso

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Hasaacas in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

The dugout

Godfred Yawson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Godfred Yawson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

New Edubiase United put Emmanuel Yeboah up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Emmanuel Yeboah may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Market

Still no ink between New Edubiase United and Amos Ayew

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at New Edubiase United, another week without a signature from Amos Ayew.

Squad

Sharif Shuaib has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and New Edubiase United will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Squad

Yaw Amankwa has settled at New Edubiase United

The shrug has gone, the language is coming, and he now argues in training like somebody who expects to be here next year. Half a signing's value is this and none of it appears on a fee.

In brief

67 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the New Edubiase United board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Both of them Frank Appiah's — 8.55

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.55, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Emmanuel Yeboah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Frank Appiah’s goal not enough for New Edubiase United

Frank Appiah scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Heart of Lions, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Randy Dwumfour was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mohammed Hamid

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohammed Hamid, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Joseph Partey answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 2‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Ebuka Okeke makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

66 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for New Edubiase United

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Enock Afram puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at New Edubiase United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Akintomide Ayeni frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Akintomide Ayeni has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Randy Dwumfour

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Chris Masinza signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Chris Masinza commits to New Edubiase United for another 1 years.

Player ratings

Michael Zuo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Honours even between New Edubiase United and Berekum Chelsea

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

65 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for New Edubiase United

A 0‑3 beating by Ashanti Gold was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

6 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Randy Dwumfour falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Chris Masinza

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. New Edubiase United will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

The dugout

Godfred Yawson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

New Edubiase United lose Bernard Mensah

19 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

Doors closed at New Edubiase United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Joseph Partey faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Joseph Partey after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

64 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for New Edubiase United

0‑1 against Hearts of Oak, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

8 saves: George Micheal was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 8 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Chris Masinza asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Adams Hamadu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Inter Allies take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adams Hamadu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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63 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Emmanuel Yeboah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Francis Adjei told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Francis Adjei has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at New Edubiase United.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sharif Shuaib

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Michael Yeboah

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. New Edubiase United told Michael Yeboah something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Michael Zuo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Yaw Amankwa walks taller at New Edubiase United

His past walked in ahead of him. Players who have been where he has been get a hearing in a dressing room before they have earned one, and he has it for as long as his form does.

Market

Ebuka Okeke placed on the list

New Edubiase United have made Ebuka Okeke available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

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4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Bright Azubuike at 21 — 7.72

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Bright Azubuike did not need any: 7.72, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Evrard Zag stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Evrard Zag and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Akintomide Ayeni frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Akintomide Ayeni has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Randy Dwumfour was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Zuo

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

New Edubiase United caught on 87 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Bechem United scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Squad

Ebuka Okeke makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Match

New Edubiase United and Bechem United take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

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Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sharif Shuaib

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

Godfred Yawson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Evrard Zag pops up at the right end — 7.71

7.71, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Ebuka Okeke and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Randy Dwumfour falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Evrard Zag’s goal not enough for New Edubiase United

Evrard Zag scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Asante Kotoko, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Michael Quarcoo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Bernard Mensah out for 47 days

The medical room confirms 47 days on the sidelines for Bernard Mensah, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

Joseph Partey answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

60 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for New Edubiase United

Beaten 1‑4 by Liberty Professionals, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Emmanuel Yeboah

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Emmanuel Yeboah, and the manager let it.

Squad

Enock Afram reaches 100 appearances

100 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

Boardroom

Doors closed at New Edubiase United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Joseph Partey: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑4, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Aphelele Nzimande signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Aphelele Nzimande and New Edubiase United agree another 3 years.

Market

The shop window has Emmanuel Yeboah in it

New Edubiase United have let the market know Emmanuel Yeboah can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

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59 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the New Edubiase United board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Player ratings

Ebuka Okeke scores twice — 8.62

Two goals and a mark of 8.62 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

New Edubiase United end the wait against Great Olympics

It had gone 10 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Market

New Edubiase United say no — this time

The offer from Hasaacas for Akintomide Ayeni was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Emmanuel Yeboah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Aphelele Nzimande would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Aphelele Nzimande is living that version at New Edubiase United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Randy Dwumfour falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Michael Zuo

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

New Edubiase United see off Great Olympics

Three points for New Edubiase United, 2‑0 the final word against Great Olympics in a contest settled by the finer margins.

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58 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Andre Wakaso asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 21 in, 7 out at New Edubiase United

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 21 arrived, 7 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Baba Musa gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Baba Musa has just signed for New Edubiase United, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United make their move for Ebenezer Shamo

$46.0K on the table at Berekum Chelsea. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at New Edubiase United

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Transfer targets

Hasaacas tell New Edubiase United: Baba Waris is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Randy Dwumfour was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

New Edubiase United promote Gladson Afful from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Gladson Afful has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

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30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

New Edubiase United sink to position 16

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Ebuka Okeke asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The step up is real for Andre Wakaso

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Adams Hamadu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at New Edubiase United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Mohammed Aminu placed on the list

New Edubiase United have made Mohammed Aminu available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

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56 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Michael Quarcoo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what New Edubiase United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

WAFA come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and New Edubiase United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Emmanuel Yeboah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Kelvin Appiah

New Edubiase United asked and Hearts of Oak said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Randy Dwumfour falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ospina Egbe asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

55 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

Market

Emmanuel Yeboah asks to leave New Edubiase United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

New Edubiase United turn down Sydney FC for Ebuka Okeke

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A fracture rules Chris Masinza out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason New Edubiase United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Emmanuel Yeboah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Ospina Egbe placed on the list

New Edubiase United have made Ospina Egbe available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

54 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Chris Masinza out for 24 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason New Edubiase United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Sydney FC join the queue for Ebuka Okeke

Add another name to the list: Sydney FC have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ebuka Okeke. The answer from New Edubiase United has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words exchanged at New Edubiase United

Ebuka Okeke and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

No deal for Abdul Atiemo at that price

New Edubiase United offered $270.0K; BA All Stars said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

The dugout

Akintomide Ayeni frozen out at New Edubiase United

This is not rotation. Akintomide Ayeni has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at New Edubiase United is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United rebuffed over Tayo Abiodoun

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Inter Allies have kept their man, and New Edubiase United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at New Edubiase United

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Emmanuel Yeboah knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Emmanuel Yeboah trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The terraces

The stands have heard the Ebuka Okeke talk too

What was a back-page story is now a matter for the terraces, and the terraces do not do nuance. New Edubiase United would like it dealt with before it becomes the only question anybody asks.

In brief