Joseph Mwangi

Attacking Midfielder (C) - Muranga Seal
24 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Joseph Mwangi

112 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Muranga Seal has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Muranga Seal

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Muranga Seal is running low.

Market

Abud Omar is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Muranga Seal is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Nelson Likhanga asks to leave Muranga Seal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Muranga Seal

Joseph Mwangi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ronen Gradashov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Muranga Seal find a way past Sofapaka

Sofapaka made Muranga Seal work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Denis Owino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Abud Omar asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

Back issues
111 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Francis Gethoi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Muranga Seal, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Muranga Seal see off Posta Rangers

Three points for Muranga Seal, 1‑0 the final word against Posta Rangers in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Meron Tal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Paul Osama gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

7 new faces, and Muranga Seal are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

Abud Omar asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Telvin Irungu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 14 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Meron Tal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Joseph Waithira talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Muranga Seal know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

110 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Muranga Seal's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Muranga Seal has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Muranga Seal sink to position 18

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Francis Amuka has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Muranga Seal can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Muranga Seal board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Paul Osama hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Muranga Seal can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ronen Gradashov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kakamega Homeboyz take the points off Muranga Seal

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Telvin Irungu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The manager's exit leaves Joseph Mwangi exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Joseph Mwangi is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

109 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Muranga Seal

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Meron Tal asks to leave Muranga Seal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ronen Gradashov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ronen Gradashov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

116% of the income goes out in wages at Muranga Seal

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Honours even between Muranga Seal and Nairobi United

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

When it matters, Joseph Waithira plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Telvin Irungu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Muranga Seal, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Price Omenda

A mark of 5.56 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

105 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

6 matches without a win for Muranga Seal

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Muranga Seal are no longer polite ones.

Market

Francis Gethoi asks to leave Muranga Seal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The goals have deserted Muranga Seal

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Muranga Seal can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Tempers go at Muranga Seal

Joseph Mwangi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kenya Police take the points off Muranga Seal

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

132% of the income goes out in wages at Muranga Seal

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Price Omenda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Meron Tal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Joseph Waithira plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

101 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Muranga Seal spell it out for Francis Amuka

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Francis Amuka has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Joseph Mwangi asks to leave Muranga Seal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Muranga Seal

Joseph Mwangi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joseph Waithira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Joseph Mwangi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Telvin Irungu

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Boardroom

114% of the income goes out in wages at Muranga Seal

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Muranga Seal sign 5 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

When it matters, Joseph Waithira plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

99 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Cruel end for Shabana as Muranga Seal pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Muranga Seal scored in the 94th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Market

AFC Leopards come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Muranga Seal did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Telvin Irungu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Muranga Seal can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Muranga Seal to lose Erick Ongiri for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Erick Ongiri has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Muranga Seal

Joseph Mwangi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

The game went through Telvin Irungu — 6.95

Marked 6.95 on 14 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Elad Shahaf is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Denis Owino sends Muranga Seal past Shabana

It finished 1‑0, and it was Denis Owino’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Muranga Seal.

Market

Muranga Seal sign Ali Allamine, one for the future

Ali Allamine is 18, and Muranga Seal have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

98 Edition

The Muranga Seal Chronicle

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Muranga Seal are in real trouble now

Position 18, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Nelson Likhanga hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Muranga Seal can pretend not to have heard.

Market

AFC Leopards join the queue for Abud Omar

Add another name to the list: AFC Leopards have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Abud Omar. The answer from Muranga Seal has not changed — yet.

Market

Only the photograph left for Erick Ongiri

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Erick Ongiri will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Muranga Seal the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Elad Shahaf in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Muranga Seal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Muranga Seal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ronen Gradashov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Muranga Seal against Gor Mahia

0‑2 to Gor Mahia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Abud Omar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abud Omar, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no ink between Muranga Seal and Joseph Mwangi

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Muranga Seal, another week without a signature from Joseph Mwangi.

In brief

96 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 10 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Patillah Omoto

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Gor Mahia take the points off Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Kariobangi Sharks keep their word to Joseph Mwangi

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Player ratings

Taoufik Safsafi could not find anything

3.94. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Silas Oningo

A mark of 5.41 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

Clinton Machaka could not find anything

5.47. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

94 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 unbeaten for Kariobangi Sharks

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Kariobangi Sharks did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Marley Leuluai

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Christopher Koloti

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Marley Leuluai was the difference for Kariobangi Sharks

Marked 7.28. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks draw a blank against APS Bomet

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. APS Bomet defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Market

Sebastian Wekesa linked with a move away

The name of Sebastian Wekesa keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kariobangi Sharks say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

90 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Joseph Mwangi leads the rout of Nairobi United

3‑0, and Joseph Mwangi took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Kariobangi Sharks tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Dan Erez asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ally Salum Omar

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Joseph Mwangi was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.02. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Eugene Ikutwa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Kennedy Ochieng signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kennedy Ochieng commits to Kariobangi Sharks for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marley Leuluai

16 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

89 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Faiz Opande asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Kariobangi Sharks

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Timothy Imala has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kariobangi Sharks they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Sebastian Wekesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks come up short against AFC Leopards

AFC Leopards left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Joseph Mwangi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Kariobangi Sharks keep their word to Faiz Opande

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Player ratings

Joseph Mwangi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

85 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Timothy Imala is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Timothy Imala signs for Kakamega Homeboyz while still at Kariobangi Sharks

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Timothy Imala has agreed terms with Kakamega Homeboyz for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Sebastian Wekesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marley Leuluai

19 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Musa Sulaiman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

83 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Sebastian Wekesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Joseph Mwangi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Marley Leuluai has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and Mathare United cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Mathare United came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Player ratings

Luke Onesmas was immovable

12 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Market

Faiz Opande linked with a move away

The name of Faiz Opande keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kariobangi Sharks say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Christopher Koloti

Marked 5.74, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

81 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Kariobangi Sharks

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Sebastian Wekesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Sebastian Wekesa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastian Wekesa, and the manager let it.

Match

Honours even between Kariobangi Sharks and KCB

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

When it matters, Sebastian Wekesa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Joseph Mwangi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Ally Salum Omar talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kariobangi Sharks know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

An afternoon Stephen Mbulere Bwire will want back

Marked 5.65. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

77 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joseph Mwangi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Sebastian Wekesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

73 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joseph Mwangi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kariobangi Sharks, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Mohammed Habib Sarwari

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohammed Habib Sarwari, and the manager let it.

Squad

Home is on Dan Erez's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kariobangi Sharks are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

The Luke Onesmas question follows Kariobangi Sharks around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Luke Onesmas’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

70 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Musa Sulaiman hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Sebastian Wekesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Eugene Ikutwa gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Eugene Ikutwa has just signed for Kariobangi Sharks, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Kariobangi Sharks

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Market

The Faiz Opande question follows Kariobangi Sharks around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Faiz Opande’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

67 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joseph Mwangi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kariobangi Sharks, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Brian Junior Olega: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kariobangi Sharks have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

65 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joseph Mwangi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

63 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Musa Sulaiman damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Joseph Mwangi asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

61 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Musa Sulaiman damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Faiz Opande hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Kariobangi Sharks

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The goals have deserted Kariobangi Sharks

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Kariobangi Sharks can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joseph Mwangi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Marley Leuluai shuts the door

Defensive actions: 19, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Silas Oningo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

59 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Musa Sulaiman damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Joseph Mwangi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kariobangi Sharks, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Kariobangi Sharks

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and APS Bomet cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. APS Bomet came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Luke Onesmas

12 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joseph Mwangi

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Clinton Machaka never got going

5.74 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

56 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Musa Sulaiman damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The wait goes on for Kariobangi Sharks

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks say no — this time

The offer from APS Bomet for Christopher Koloti was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Joseph Mwangi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohammed Habib Sarwari

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joseph Mwangi

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and Kakamega Homeboyz cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Kakamega Homeboyz came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

The Ally Salum Omar story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ally Salum Omar signs something — a contract at Kariobangi Sharks or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

55 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Musa Sulaiman damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No end in sight to Kariobangi Sharks's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kariobangi Sharks has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Dan Erez asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Patillah Omoto

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.21, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks share the spoils with Nairobi United

A 1‑1 draw with Nairobi United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Mohammed Habib Sarwari

A mark of 5.35 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

52 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Musa Sulaiman damages knee ligaments — 94 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 94 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Joseph Mwangi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Match

6 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Sebastian Wekesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Patillah Omoto gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Ulinzi Stars take the points off Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joseph Mwangi

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Ally Salum Omar story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ally Salum Omar signs something — a contract at Kariobangi Sharks or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

49 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Musa Sulaiman damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Faiz Opande asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Joseph Mwangi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The goals have deserted Kariobangi Sharks

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Kariobangi Sharks can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bidco United take the points off Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Joseph Mwangi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patillah Omoto

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Kariobangi Sharks sign 4 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

In brief

48 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Musa Sulaiman damages knee ligaments — 122 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 122 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Joseph Mwangi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ghai Panchol says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Taoufik Safsafi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Ally Salum Omar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ally Salum Omar, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joseph Mwangi

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

45 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Faiz Opande hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ikki Kawasaki says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Wayne Mbuya is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks find a way past Shabana

Shabana made Kariobangi Sharks work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Musa Sulaiman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Marley Leuluai

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Marley Leuluai has come out of that comparison in the side, and Kariobangi Sharks have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Market

No place for Steve Biko Omollo in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Steve Biko Omollo has his answer from Kariobangi Sharks; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Player ratings

Marley Leuluai was immovable

15 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

44 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kariobangi Sharks throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Gor Mahia the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Kariobangi Sharks will enjoy reviewing.

Market

Joseph Mwangi asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Sebastian Wekesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Patillah Omoto gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks share the spoils with Gor Mahia

A 2‑2 draw with Gor Mahia leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

43 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bandari take the points off Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Joseph Mwangi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A promise honoured for Christopher Koloti

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Kariobangi Sharks told Christopher Koloti something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Clinton Machaka

Marked 5.29, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

42 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dan Erez asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dan Erez says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Taoufik Safsafi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks see off APS Bomet

Three points for Kariobangi Sharks, 2‑1 the final word against APS Bomet in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Ally Salum Omar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Keegan Ndemi

7.95, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Kariobangi Sharks had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

40 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Joseph Mwangi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kariobangi Sharks, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

8 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 6 of the 25 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Sebastian Wekesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taoufik Safsafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Musa Sulaiman’s goal not enough for Kariobangi Sharks

Musa Sulaiman scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Posta Rangers, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Faiz Opande

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Faiz Opande, and the manager let it.

Squad

Marley Leuluai named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Marley Leuluai is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Player ratings

Musa Sulaiman runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

39 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Patillah Omoto out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kariobangi Sharks will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

7 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Joseph Mwangi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joseph Mwangi, and the manager let it.

Squad

Home is on Dan Erez's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Kariobangi Sharks are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks draw a blank against Kakamega Homeboyz

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Kakamega Homeboyz defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Faiz Opande

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 12 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Joseph Mwangi never got going

5.72 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Player ratings

Christopher Koloti never got going

5.75 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

36 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Patillah Omoto breaks a bone — 38 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 38 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Joseph Mwangi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kariobangi Sharks, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks come up short against Tusker

Tusker left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marley Leuluai

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Keegan Ndemi told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Keegan Ndemi has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Kariobangi Sharks.

Squad

When it matters, Marley Leuluai plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Musa Sulaiman

Marked 5.77, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

33 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Patillah Omoto breaks a bone — 59 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 59 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ally Salum Omar at 21 — 7.80

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ally Salum Omar did not need any: 7.80, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Wayne Mbuya is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Kariobangi Sharks to lose Wayne Mbuya for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Wayne Mbuya has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Taoufik Safsafi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joseph Mwangi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

32 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Patillah Omoto breaks a bone — 66 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 66 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Joseph Mwangi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kariobangi Sharks, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Marley Leuluai breaks Bidco United hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Marley Leuluai scored in the 85th minute, Bidco United had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Kariobangi Sharks took the lot.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Marley Leuluai at 20 — 8.41

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Marley Leuluai did not need any: 8.41, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Taoufik Safsafi and Kariobangi Sharks agree another 2 years.

Squad

Sebastian Wekesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks see off Bidco United

Three points for Kariobangi Sharks, 2‑1 the final word against Bidco United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

Kariobangi Sharks supporters have found a favourite in Marley Leuluai

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Marley Leuluai has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

28 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patillah Omoto breaks a bone — 94 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 94 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Joseph Mwangi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Kariobangi Sharks

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Joseph Mwangi pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Kariobangi Sharks

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

One of our own: Ibrahim Amuka joins the Kariobangi Sharks first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ibrahim Amuka is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Michael Omurwa joins the Kariobangi Sharks first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Michael Omurwa is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Ibrahim Kahata joins the Kariobangi Sharks first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ibrahim Kahata is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

18 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ian Karani keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kariobangi Sharks may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Taoufik Safsafi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Joseph Mwangi pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

In brief