Dean IJssel de Schepper

Striker - Mirandés
21 Oct 2027
Thursday
Process

Marked for Dean IJssel de Schepper

57 Edition

The Mirandés Post

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

106 days out for Braian Lluy after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Mirandés will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Roger Brugué scores twice — 9.05

Two goals and a mark of 9.05 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Mirandés end the wait against Ceuta

It had gone 12 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

The dugout

Dean IJssel de Schepper: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mirandés have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Nando García hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mirandés can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mirandés

Igor Nikić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

David Aguy is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

Mirandés find a way past Ceuta

Ceuta made Mirandés work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Transfer targets

Granada tell Mirandés: Alejandro Marqués is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

  • Squad A late step up for Robert Navarro
  • Player ratings Robert Navarro was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
Back issues
45 Edition

The Mirandés Post

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Mirandés's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mirandés has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Mirandés

1‑4 against Castellón, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Mirandés finish in position 15

41 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Player ratings

Javi Hernàndez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Dean IJssel de Schepper, 20, steals the show — 7.71

Marked 7.71 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Market

Fábio Cardoso raises the bar for Mirandés

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Mirandés heard it as anything else.

Squad

Javi Hernàndez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mirandés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Josué Dorrio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lautaro Álvarez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • Boardroom Nobody left the Mirandés dressing room in a hurry
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Squad Joan Gaona is no longer first choice
34 Edition

The AZ Gazette

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

AZ beaten on the continent

1‑2 against FC Copenhagen, and an evening that measured the gap rather than the ninety minutes. Nothing about it was a disgrace and nothing about it was close.

Match

AZ strike at the death to beat Excelsior

There were 86 minutes on the clock and Excelsior had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and AZ did not stop to explain themselves.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Dean IJssel de Schepper at 20 — 7.75

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Dean IJssel de Schepper did not need any: 7.75, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Marten Berghuis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at AZ, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Jasper Hartog beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at AZ

Kees Smit was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at AZ training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patati is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Julian Oerip the difference as AZ beat Excelsior

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Julian Oerip. 2‑1 against Excelsior, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

One of their own: Patati

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

In brief

23 Edition

The AZ Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Zenit tell AZ: Luiz Henrique is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

AZ say no — this time

The offer from Ajax for Kees Smit was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Mees de Wit asks to leave AZ

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Dean IJssel de Schepper keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” AZ may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

AZ make their move for Ibrahim Cissoko

$1.2M on the table at Zwolle. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

An offer of $460.0K for Tobias Sommer

AZ have gone to Zwolle with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

AZ bid $280.0K for Ryan Thomas

The offer went to Zwolle this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at AZ

Calvin Stengs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at AZ training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kees Smit is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief