Darío Ramírez

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Marked for Darío Ramírez

504 Edition

The Preußen Münster Chronicle

24 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Jesper Lindstrøm out for 125 days

125 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Preußen Münster lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Preußen Münster boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Preußen Münster

Position 16 and 21 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

7 saves: Justin Heekeren was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Grigoris Politakis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Preußen Münster can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Darío Ramírez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Preußen Münster is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jano ter Horst in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Preußen Münster this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Hertha BSC take the points off Preußen Münster

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Preußen Münster training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Noah Karamoko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

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500 Edition

The Preußen Münster Chronicle

25 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Preußen Münster boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Darío Ramírez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Preußen Münster they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The wait goes on for Preußen Münster

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Preußen Münster

Lasse Eickel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Preußen Münster cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

A row about effort at Preußen Münster

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Noah Karamoko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kenzo Goudmijn

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Honours even between Preußen Münster and Karlsruher SC

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

498 Edition

The Preußen Münster Chronicle

11 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yannis Lawson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Preußen Münster they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Grigoris Politakis asks to leave Preußen Münster

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Preußen Münster to lose Darío Ramírez for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Darío Ramírez has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Words exchanged at Preußen Münster

Jano ter Horst and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Werder Bremen take the points off Preußen Münster

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Transfer targets

Preußen Münster rebuffed over Jakob Breum

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. VfL Bochum have kept their man, and Preußen Münster go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Justin Heekeren gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Preußen Münster

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Noah Karamoko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Preußen Münster are $86.8M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

486 Edition

The Preußen Münster Chronicle

19 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Bujar Pllana breaks a bone — 82 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 82 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Yannis Lawson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Preußen Münster they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Preußen Münster

Lasse Eickel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Jesper Lindstrøm is slowing down

At 35, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Squad

Noah Karamoko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Yannik Keitel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Brayan Nzita knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Preußen Münster, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no signature from Yannis Lawson

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Preußen Münster could get for him.

Market

The Lasse Eickel story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Lasse Eickel signs something — a contract at Preußen Münster or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

478 Edition

The Preußen Münster Chronicle

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Preußen Münster taken apart

0‑3 to Eintracht Braunschweig, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Yannis Lawson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Preußen Münster they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Preußen Münster

Jano ter Horst and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Preußen Münster cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kaio Eduardo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kaio Eduardo, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Preußen Münster

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Words at Preußen Münster training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darío Ramírez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Lasse Eickel story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Lasse Eickel signs something — a contract at Preußen Münster or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

409 Edition

The Cádiz Herald

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Mamady Bangré

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mamady Bangré will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cádiz the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Cristian Garrido puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cádiz, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Rubén Quintanilla signs for Elche while still at Cádiz

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Rubén Quintanilla has agreed terms with Elche for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words at Cádiz training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bojan Kovačević is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Cádiz

Agustín Pérez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Darío Ramírez the difference as Cádiz beat Bilbao Athletic

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Darío Ramírez. 1‑0 against Bilbao Athletic, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Enzo Peña signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Enzo Peña commits to Cádiz for another 4 years.

Player ratings

Etienne Eto'o beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief