Taha Usman

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26 Jan 2027
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Taha Usman

23 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Valerenga turn down Aalborg for Tomás Bolzicco

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Lucas Ravn-Haren says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

Back issues
11 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Oscar Hedvall

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Magnus Sjøeng is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Abdullah Abdo gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Abdullah Abdo has just signed for Valerenga, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Henrik Bjørdal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Mathias Grundetjern runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Valerenga share the spoils with Stabaek

A 1‑1 draw with Stabaek leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Abdullah Abdo joins Valerenga to strengthen the squad

Nobody sells a season ticket on a signing like this. Every manager who has been through a bad October wants one anyway, and Valerenga have gone and got theirs early.

Player ratings

Taha Usman changes it off the bench

He was not in the side at half past three and he had settled it before five. Half an hour, and Valerenga had a different afternoon.

In brief

4 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Valerenga through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over Stabaek, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Oscar Hedvall

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Magnus Westergaard has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Valerenga say no — this time

The offer from Mjondalen for Taha Usman was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Omar Bully runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Valerenga to lose Magnus Westergaard for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Magnus Westergaard has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Ivan Näsberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Magnus Westergaard

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Henrik Bjørdal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

3 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Valerenga through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over Sarpsborg 08, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Market

Valerenga say no — this time

The offer from Bodo/Glimt for Mathias Grundetjern was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Filip Thorvaldsen at 20 — 7.66

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Filip Thorvaldsen did not need any: 7.66, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Valerenga cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Taha Usman attracts admirers

The name of Taha Usman has come up in conversations Valerenga were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Tomás Bolzicco — 6.89

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 12 actions, 6.89, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

Henrik Bjørdal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

Valerenga supporters have found a favourite in Filip Thorvaldsen

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Filip Thorvaldsen has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief