Dmitry Gusarov

Central Midfielder - Free Agent
27 Mar 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Dmitry Gusarov

322 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

27 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Gabriel León is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Saturn is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

6 saves: Ruslan Yunusov was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Boardroom

Gabriel León has agreed to leave Saturn for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words exchanged at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Saturn get the job done against Cherepovets

A 2‑0 win over Cherepovets, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Artem Afanasjev stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.76 on the card, and the Saturn support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Dmitry Gusarov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑0, already talking about the next one.

Market

No place for Rodrigo Fernandes in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Rodrigo Fernandes has his answer from Saturn; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

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321 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mate Lisztes has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Saturn they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Amkar tell Saturn: Aleksa Stanisavljevic is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Late, late show earns Saturn a point

Minute 89, against Veles, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Match

Saturn share the spoils with Veles

A 1‑1 draw with Veles leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Looking ahead

The leaders are next for Saturn

Cherepovets top the table and they are coming into view. Nothing to lose, which is what every manager says before losing.

Player ratings

Artem Afanasjev beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 12. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Ruslan Yunusov linked with a move away

The name of Ruslan Yunusov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Saturn say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

320 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 14 signed and 16 gone

That is the business done at Saturn until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Spartak Moscow tell Saturn: Roman Smirnov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Gabriel León

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel León, and the manager let it.

Squad

Dmitry Gusarov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Looking ahead

Maxim Sedov goes back to face Veles

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Maxim Sedov’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Saturn needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

The Maxim Sedov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Saturn know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Rodrigo Fernandes

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

Squad

Ruslan Fyodorov has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Saturn will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Market

The clock does Gabriel León’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Saturn could ask drops and the wages Gabriel León can ask rise.

In brief

319 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

6 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rodrigo Fernandes has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Saturn they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Saturn rebuffed over Yakov Zimin

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Lokomotiv Moscow have kept their man, and Saturn go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

256% of the income goes out in wages at Saturn

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Saturn cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Market

Talks stall between Saturn and Ruslan Yunusov

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

A row about effort at Saturn

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitry Gusarov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Aleksa Stanisavljevic is in the works

Saturn have made the call to Amkar. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Patrik Hanák makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Market

Thomas Bjorkan told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Thomas Bjorkan has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Saturn.

In brief

317 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Saturn out of the cup

Kolomna ended it 0‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Market

Mate Lisztes is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Saturn is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Saturn

Arsen Agakhanov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vladislav Galkin

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

Amkar tell Saturn: Aleksa Stanisavljevic is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

Saturn supporters have found a favourite in Marat Shayakhmetov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Marat Shayakhmetov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Marat Shayakhmetov sends Saturn past Torpedo Vladimir

It finished 2‑0, and it was Marat Shayakhmetov’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Saturn.

Player ratings

Marat Shayakhmetov was the difference for Saturn

Marked 7.76. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

A row about effort at Saturn

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitry Gusarov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

313 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

26 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rodrigo Fernandes has said yes to Chertanovo

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Saturn have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

No end in sight to Saturn's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Saturn has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

The goals have deserted Saturn

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Saturn can tell you which week it ends in.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Artur Avagumyan rejects the move

Saturn had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Yenisey, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Transfer targets

Saturn rebuffed over Aleksa Stanisavljevic

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Amkar have kept their man, and Saturn go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Saturn count the cost of losing Bogdan Ogarev

29 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Dmitry Gusarov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Álvaro Pérez

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

311 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

12 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexey Bessonov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Saturn, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Mate Lisztes has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Saturn they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Akhmat Grozny tell Saturn: Semyon Nikolayev is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Boardroom

158% of the income goes out in wages at Saturn

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Arsen Agakhanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Embargo at Saturn

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Squad

A row about effort at Saturn

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitry Gusarov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Saturn ask about Danil Novoselov

A loan enquiry to Volna: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

No hiding place for Luke Hawkins

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luke Hawkins, and the manager let it.

In brief

310 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

5 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexey Merzlyakov damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Arsen Agakhanov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Saturn they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Danil Novoselov will not be coming to Saturn

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Volna is saying, and nobody at Saturn is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Lokomotiv Moscow tell Saturn: Gennady Mamonov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Saturn

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dmitry Gusarov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Danil Novoselov is in the works

Saturn have made the call to Volna. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Thomas Bjorkan is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Thomas Bjorkan has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Boardroom

4 new boys at the Saturn academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

In brief

308 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexey Merzlyakov damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ilja Khanenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Saturn, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Vladislav Galkin is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Saturn is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Marat Shayakhmetov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Saturn this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Amkar tell Saturn: Aleksa Stanisavljevic is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Saturn count the cost of losing Rodrigo Fernandes

54 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words at Saturn training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thomas Bjorkan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Chertanovo are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Saturn will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dmitry Gusarov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

307 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

14 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexey Bessonov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Saturn, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Mate Lisztes has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Saturn they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 160% of the Saturn income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Boardroom

Embargo at Saturn

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Squad

Words at Saturn training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thomas Bjorkan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mario Simunovic wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Saturn know it.

The dugout

Patrik Hanák asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Ruslan Yunusov question follows Saturn around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ruslan Yunusov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

304 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ilja Khanenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Saturn can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Arsen Agakhanov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Saturn this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thomas Bjorkan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ilja Khanenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Saturn, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Luke Hawkins

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luke Hawkins, and the manager let it.

Market

The Vladislav Galkin story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Vladislav Galkin signs something — a contract at Saturn or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

302 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Thomas Bjorkan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Maxim Sedov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Maxim Sedov signs something — a contract at Saturn or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Saturn and Dmitry Gusarov are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Still no signature from Vladislav Galkin

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Saturn could get for him.

Market

Saturn put Ilja Khanenko up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Ilja Khanenko may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

300 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

26 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Marat Shayakhmetov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Saturn this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Patrik Hanák knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Saturn, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Vladislav Galkin story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Vladislav Galkin signs something — a contract at Saturn or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

296 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Marat Shayakhmetov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Saturn this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Saturn reaches $5.5M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $5.5M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

Squad

Words at Saturn training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmitry Gusarov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

295 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

22 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexey Bessonov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Saturn, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 283% of everything Saturn earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Saturn

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

Words at Saturn training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmitry Gusarov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Ruslan Yunusov question follows Saturn around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ruslan Yunusov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Arsen Agakhanov runs his contract down

6 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Saturn money.

Squad

Álvaro Pérez remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Saturn would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

Market

Saturn put Mehman Hacıyev up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Mehman Hacıyev may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

294 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

15 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ilja Khanenko asks to leave Saturn

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

The formation has left Gabriel León behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Saturn will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Market

The Maxim Sedov question follows Saturn around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Maxim Sedov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Talks stall between Saturn and Dmitry Gusarov

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Still no signature from Vladislav Galkin

6 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Saturn could get for him.

Squad

A season on the outside for Rodrigo Fernandes

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Saturn has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

The dugout

Alexey Bessonov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Saturn, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The training reports on Mate Lisztes are not good

A bad Saturday is forgiven; a bad Tuesday is chosen. Standards have slipped and in a building where everybody watches everybody, it has been noticed.

In brief

293 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The administrators have gone from Saturn

A year of somebody else signing off every invoice ends this week. The books are smaller, the squad is smaller, and for the first time since it began the club is allowed to plan.

Market

Vladislav Galkin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Saturn, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Arsen Agakhanov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dmitry Gusarov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

A long bet from Saturn on Magnus Riise

He is 19, and nobody at Saturn signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

Saturn sign Thomas Bjorkan, one for the future

Thomas Bjorkan is 19, and Saturn have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Saturn

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

Álvaro Pérez is a square peg at Saturn

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

In brief

  • Market Experience through the door at Saturn
  • The dugout Patrik Hanák asks for a word with the manager
  • Boardroom The Saturn production line keeps running
288 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

2 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Saturn

Yenisey 2 will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Saturn were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Maxim Sedov scores twice — 8.00

Two goals and a mark of 8.00 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Akhmat Grozny tell Saturn: Semyon Nikolayev is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Marat Shayakhmetov

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Vladislav Galkin beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Talks stall between Saturn and Stefano Rossoni

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Maxim Sedov named player of the month

The award goes to Maxim Sedov, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

The dugout

Artem Selyukov is still paying for one afternoon at Saturn

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

273 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

20 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Artem Selyukov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Saturn is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Saturn

Marat Shayakhmetov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Saturn come up short against Luki-Energiya

Luki-Energiya left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ruslan Yunusov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Vladislav Galkin runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Artem Selyukov's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Market

Saturn sign Mate Lisztes, one for the future

Mate Lisztes is 19, and Saturn have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Saturn are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief