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Process
5 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Saturn taken apart

0‑7 to Dinamo Vologda, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Transfer targets

Alimsultan Sultanaliev is a medical away from Saturn

The deal with Pobeda is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Vladislav Pronin rejects the move

Saturn had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Dinamo Vologda, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Maxim Kunskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

7 goals as Saturn and Dinamo Vologda go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Saturn and Dinamo Vologda, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Transfer targets

Saturn rebuffed over Ilja Mescheryakov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Spartak Kostroma have kept their man, and Saturn go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Semyon Bobrov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Beaten 6 times: a bad day for Alil Magomedov

5 saves does not settle the argument about whose fault it was, and the argument will run all week. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines whoever caused them.

Boardroom

Inquest at Saturn

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

Back issues
4 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Saturn march on in the cup

Rodina M are out and Saturn go through, 3‑2 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

No mercy from Saturn

Torpedo Vladimir will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Saturn were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Gevork Sarkisyan wins it after the whistle should have gone

93 minutes played. Gevork Sarkisyan found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Rodina M went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

Both of them Gevork Sarkisyan's — 9.03

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.03, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Denis Beskorovainy takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vladislav Vilgelm

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vladislav Vilgelm will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Saturn the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Saturn make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Saturn have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Vladislav Tyurin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Denis Beskorovainy in the eights

A performance of 9.71 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

3 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Saturn say no — this time

The offer from Paide for Gevork Sarkisyan was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Vladislav Tyurin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Saturn this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Saturn rebuffed over Vadim Agafontsev

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Chertanovo have kept their man, and Saturn go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Saturn

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Maxim Sedov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Arsen Djioev

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Vladislav Tyurin sends Saturn past Baltika 2

It finished 2‑0, and it was Vladislav Tyurin’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Saturn.

Player ratings

Vladislav Tyurin was the difference for Saturn

Marked 7.95. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Market

Saturn and Alil Magomedov are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Alexandr Pegov has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Alexandr Pegov on a 2‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

2 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Vladislav Vilgelm agrees terms with Nosta

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Saturn people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Saturn

Vladislav Tyurin and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Saturn beat the market to Kirill Kulkov from Cherepovets

Cherepovets will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Kirill Kulkov has pre-agreed a move to Saturn, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Maxim Bogdanets

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Market

Valentin Shubin steps up from the Saturn academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Valentin Shubin has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Saturn promote Yuri Shapovalov from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Yuri Shapovalov has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Innokentiy Bragin steps up from the Saturn academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Innokentiy Bragin has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Match

Saturn rescue it on 96 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 96. Kosmos had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Squad

No place for Nikita Rozhkov in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Saturn are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief

1 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Both of them Maxim Kunskiy's — 8.40

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.40, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Maxim Sedov pops up at the right end — 7.80

7.80, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Maxim Sedov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Maxim Sedov and Saturn agree another 4 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Saturn

Vladislav Tyurin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Saturn and Yenisey 2 in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Maxim Kunskiy the difference as Saturn beat Yenisey 2

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Maxim Kunskiy. 4‑2 against Yenisey 2, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Market

Nosta join the queue for Vladislav Vilgelm

Add another name to the list: Nosta have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Vladislav Vilgelm. The answer from Saturn has not changed — yet.

Transfer targets

Saturn rebuffed over Alexandr Burykin

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Metallurg have kept their man, and Saturn go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Saturn

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Maxim Sedov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief