Sergio Oerlemans

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13 Sep 2032
Monday
Process

Marked for Sergio Oerlemans

316 Edition

The Volendam Post

16 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Volendam part company with Interim Coach

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Boardroom

Volendam have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Volendam

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

The dugout

Sergio Oerlemans says Volendam went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gaoussou Diarra

Volendam asked and AZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Marco Coronado has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Daniel Bielica in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Volendam this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tiago Dantas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

7 academy players handed senior numbers at Volendam

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

In brief

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The Volendam Post

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From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Door shut on Anis Hadj Moussa

Volendam asked and AZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Abdel Nouamani asks to leave Volendam

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Gael Camarena due for a Volendam medical

Everything agreed with Excelsior, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

An offer of $700.0K for Milan de Haan

Volendam have gone to Heracles with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Daniel Bielica signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Daniel Bielica and Volendam agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Daniel Bielica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Volendam baulk at the price for Lucas De Smet

Roda wanted more than $72.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jari Kolthof is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ruben Veer

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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The Volendam Post

19 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Anis Hadj Moussa is a medical away from Volendam

The deal with AZ is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Sergio Oerlemans hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Volendam can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Volendam rebuffed over Gaoussou Diarra

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. AZ have kept their man, and Volendam go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marco Coronado

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marco Coronado will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Volendam the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Marco Coronado signs for Twente while still at Volendam

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Marco Coronado has agreed terms with Twente for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Daniel Bielica in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Volendam this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Raphaël Sarfo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The decline has begun for Daniel Quiñónes

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Volendam is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

Issiar Dramé wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Volendam know it.

In brief

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The Volendam Post

24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Sergio Oerlemans: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Volendam have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Volendam

Ringo Meerveld and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Markus Cimermancic wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Volendam can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Tiago Dantas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nicolai Spătar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicolai Spătar, and the manager let it.

Market

The Raphaël Sarfo story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Raphaël Sarfo signs something — a contract at Volendam or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Volendam and Sergio Oerlemans are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Andreas Simoens gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Andreas Simoens is on it.

Market

Markus Cimermancic placed on the list

Volendam have made Markus Cimermancic available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

299 Edition

The Volendam Post

19 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Daniel Bielica stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Martino Odero has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Jemairo Goodett asks to leave Volendam

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tiago Dantas signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tiago Dantas and Volendam agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Daniel Bielica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ringo Meerveld is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Volendam see off Emmen

Three points for Volendam, 1‑0 the final word against Emmen in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

David Min stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.80 on the card, and the Volendam support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Bradley Danger

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

298 Edition

The Volendam Post

12 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Volendam

Beaten 0‑4 by Jong AZ, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniel Bielica

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Lucas Núñez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Volendam, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Ringo Meerveld was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tiago Dantas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jeremiah Esajas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jeremiah Esajas, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Volendam

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

8 new faces, and Volendam are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑4 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

265 Edition

The Hayq Courier

25 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Hayq tear Van-2 apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑0 against Van-2, and it could have been more.

Match

Hayq are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 59 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Samuel Jhonathan scores twice — 8.10

Two goals and a mark of 8.10 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Antônio Villa's — 8.07

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.07, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Antônio Villa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 20 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hayq

Sergio Oerlemans and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Vitor Manuel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The afternoon ran through Alen Mkrtchyan

Chances created: 15. Nothing on the scoresheet and everything in the match: the pass before the pass, over and over, until the defence stopped guessing right.

The terraces

Hayq supporters have found a favourite in Araz Madatov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Araz Madatov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

  • Match Another one collected away from home
  • Looking ahead The big one: Lernayin Artsakh come into view
  • Player ratings The chances came and went for Vitor Manuel
261 Edition

The Hayq Courier

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Hayq are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 50 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Stepan Sahradyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hayq can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Hayq make home a hard place to visit

12 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Match

Whatever happens, Hayq do not lose

8 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Antônio Villa is carrying Hayq

16 goals and a season average of 7.29. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Otávio in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hayq this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Antônio Villa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Hakob Mkhitaryan

Hayq asked and Noah said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Vitor Manuel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

260 Edition

The Hayq Courier

21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Rasmus Blæsild hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hayq can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Jesse Tetteroo due for a Hayq medical

Everything agreed with Ararat-Armenia, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Hayq

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at Hayq

Sergio Oerlemans was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Gandzasar tell Hayq: Arman Hovhannisyan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Hayq get the job done against BKMA-2

A 1‑0 win over BKMA-2, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Antônio Villa

Marked 8.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Samuel Jhonathan was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.14. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

259 Edition

The Hayq Courier

14 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Araz Madatov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hayq, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody wins at Hayq

11 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Market

Eleftherios Siopis is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Hayq is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Aram Simonyan

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Hayq have done the hard part with Pyunik, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Henrikh Khachatryan rejects the move

Hayq had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Pyunik, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Player ratings

Antônio Villa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Sergio Oerlemans in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hayq this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 unbeaten for Hayq

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Hayq did not have in the autumn.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Armen Barseghyan

Hayq asked and Noah said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

258 Edition

The Hayq Courier

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Narek Spertsyan

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hayq lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Gábor Megyeri

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

José Freitas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hayq can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Antônio Villa beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

Narek Hovhannisyan due for a Hayq medical

Everything agreed with Pyunik, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Sergio Oerlemans in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hayq this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Arman Sarkisov

Hayq asked and BKMA said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Vitor Manuel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

219% of the income goes out in wages at Hayq

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

  • Boardroom Embargo at Hayq
  • Match The run is over for Hayq
  • Boardroom 4 new boys at the Hayq academy
257 Edition

The Hayq Courier

30 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Narek Spertsyan out for 26 days

26 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Hayq lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Hayq up to position 2

42 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

A day Garnik Sargsyan will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Market

Kuba Kmiecik hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hayq can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Hayq cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Transfer targets

Henrikh Grigoryan is a medical away from Hayq

The deal with Van is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Antônio Villa

16 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Hayq make home a hard place to visit

10 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Tempers go at Hayq

Sergio Oerlemans was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

253 Edition

The Hayq Courier

2 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The cup run ends for Hayq

0‑4 against Urartu, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

Hayq refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 30 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

The terraces

A cup embarrassment at Urartu follows Hayq home

0-4. Going out of a cup is one afternoon; going out like that is a week of phone-ins, and the manager will hear every one of them.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Gábor Megyeri

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Hayq

Sergio Oerlemans was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Armen Khachatryan’s goal not enough for Hayq

Armen Khachatryan scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Syunik, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Hayq training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vitor Manuel is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Alen Mkrtchyan — 6.97

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 12 actions, 6.97, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Boardroom

Embargo at Hayq

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

In brief

  • The dugout Stanislav Antipin gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom Doors closed at Hayq
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
252 Edition

The Hayq Courier

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Hayq run riot against Noah-2

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Antônio Villa scores twice — 8.21

Two goals and a mark of 8.21 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Vintage Vladislav Faskhutdinov — 7.98

At 36 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.98, and nobody on the pitch better.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hayq

Sergio Oerlemans and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Vitor Manuel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Stepan Sahradyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 3‑0, already talking about the next one.

Squad

Samuel Jhonathan has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Hayq lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

Market

Kuba Kmiecik is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Hayq has been clear about where Kuba Kmiecik stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

251 Edition

The Hayq Courier

19 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Eleftherios Siopis has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Hayq they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Hayq

Sergio Oerlemans and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Lernayin Artsakh take the points off Hayq

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

After 4 games, Hayq finally taste it again

The first defeat in 4 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against Lernayin Artsakh; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Garnik Sargsyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

A row about effort at Hayq

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bogdan Hagi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

The division's best last weekend was a Hayq man

It is a small honour and it is not nothing: somebody watched every match in the division and decided that Samuel Jhonathan was the best thing in any of them.

Player ratings

Antônio Villa was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 12. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

250 Edition

The Hayq Courier

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

6 goals for Samuel Jhonathan

The match ball belongs to Samuel Jhonathan, whose 6 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

Samuel Jhonathan leads the rout of Van-2

12‑0, and Samuel Jhonathan took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Hayq tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Vladislav Faskhutdinov, 36, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

A brace, and Vitor Manuel takes the afternoon — 8.49

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Vitor Manuel provided it, and the 8.49 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A day Vladislav Faskhutdinov will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Market

Garnik Sargsyan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hayq, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody wants to play Hayq right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Sergio Oerlemans in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hayq this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

12 goals as Hayq and Van-2 go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 12 goals between Hayq and Van-2, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

  • Squad A row about effort at Hayq
  • Boardroom Wages eat 157% of everything Hayq earn
  • Looking ahead The big one: Lernayin Artsakh come into view
248 Edition

The Hayq Courier

28 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Tempers go at Hayq

Vitor Manuel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Armen Khachatryan the difference as Hayq beat Pyunik-2

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Armen Khachatryan. 3‑1 against Pyunik-2, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Vitor Manuel was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.25. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Antônio Villa was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.14. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 3‑1 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

No hiding place for Merih Yildiz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Merih Yildiz, and the manager let it.

Squad

Bogdan Hagi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Looking ahead

Alen Mkrtchyan faces his old club

Sardarapat next, and one man in the Hayq dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

Antônio Villa linked with a move away

The name of Antônio Villa keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Hayq say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

247 Edition

The Hayq Courier

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Armen Khachatryan at 18 — 8.09

The hardest thing about being 18 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Armen Khachatryan did not need any: 8.09, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Vintage Otávio — 8.19

At 36 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.19, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Eleftherios Siopis

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Eleftherios Siopis will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Hayq the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Hayq

Samuel Jhonathan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Hayq find a way past Mika

Mika made Hayq work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Vitor Manuel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Hayq supporters have found a favourite in Armen Khachatryan

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 18-year-old it feels ownership of. Armen Khachatryan has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Vitor Manuel

Marked 8.27 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

A satisfied Interim Coach

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 3‑1, Interim Coach could afford to be generous.

In brief

246 Edition

The Hayq Courier

14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Garnik Sargsyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hayq can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Gandzasar end the Hayq run at 8

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 8 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Squad

Sergio Oerlemans in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hayq this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vitor Manuel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Gandzasar take the points off Hayq

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 136% of the Hayq income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Davit Darbinyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Hayq and Antônio Villa are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

245 Edition

The Hayq Courier

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Hayq march on in the cup

Sardarapat are out and Hayq go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Nobody wants to play Hayq right now

8 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Match

Samuel Jhonathan leads the rout of BKMA-2

3‑0, and Samuel Jhonathan took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Hayq tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

The dugout

Samuel Jhonathan says Hayq went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Hayq leave it late against Sardarapat

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 89th, and Sardarapat spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Player ratings

Samuel Jhonathan scores twice — 8.18

Two goals and a mark of 8.18 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Donatas Satkus could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 7.22

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 7.22, 0 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Player ratings

Vintage Vladislav Faskhutdinov — 8.07

At 36 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.07, and nobody on the pitch better.

Squad

Vitor Manuel signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vitor Manuel commits to Hayq for another 4 years.

In brief

244 Edition

The Hayq Courier

31 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stepan Sahradyan

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hayq lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hayq

Sergio Oerlemans and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Hayq training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vitor Manuel is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Stepan Sahradyan

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against BKMA-2 in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

Antônio Villa linked with a move away

The name of Antônio Villa keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Hayq say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Garnik Sargsyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Sergio Oerlemans runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Hayq money.

Squad

Armen Khachatryan is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

Looking ahead

Home comforts ahead for Hayq

BKMA-2, position 11, come to town on Saturday. Nobody will call it a big game and nobody at the club will be treating it as anything else.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Antônio Villa
  • Boardroom The Hayq production line keeps running
240 Edition

The Hayq Courier

3 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Hayq run out of patience with Artak Mkhitaryan

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Artak Mkhitaryan clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Squad

The knee: Stepan Sahradyan out for 45 days

45 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Hayq lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Vitor Manuel takes the match ball home

5 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Hayq tear Ararat-2 apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 12‑1 against Ararat-2, and it could have been more.

Boardroom

An empty coaching office at Hayq

There is nobody left to promote and nobody left to run a session. The board have brought in a name the supporters do not know, and the question of how a club gets here will outlast whoever answers it.

Squad

Vladislav Faskhutdinov takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Vladislav Faskhutdinov yet — 9.63

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.63 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Hayq

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Hayq — 7.94

1 for Samuel Jhonathan, marked 7.94, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

In brief

238 Edition

The Hayq Courier

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stepan Sahradyan

59 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hayq lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Stanislav Antipin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hayq this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mkhitar Barseghyan

Hayq asked and Shirak said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Vitor Manuel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Stepan Sahradyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stepan Sahradyan, and the manager let it.

Squad

Samuel Jhonathan needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and Hayq know which stage they are at.

Market

The Antônio Villa question follows Hayq around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Antônio Villa’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Sergio Oerlemans runs his contract down

7 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Hayq money.

The dugout

Simon Duthil knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Simon Duthil trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

237 Edition

The Hayq Courier

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stepan Sahradyan damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Hayq

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Hayq is running low.

Market

Garnik Sargsyan asks to leave Hayq

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Eleftherios Siopis agrees terms with Sardarapat

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Hayq people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Hayq

Sergio Oerlemans was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Douglas Correia

Hayq asked and Van said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Hayq training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vitor Manuel is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Embargo at Hayq

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Market

Hayq buy the years ahead of Viktor Shaparenko

He is 18, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

  • Squad Hayq are still strangers to each other
  • Market Experience through the door at Hayq
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Hayk Simonyan
230 Edition

The Hayq Courier

23 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stepan Sahradyan damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Sergio Oerlemans in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hayq this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Simon Duthil falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Gábor Megyeri gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Stanislav Antipin linked with a move away

The name of Stanislav Antipin keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Hayq say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Kuba Kmiecik asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

228 Edition

The Hayq Courier

9 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stepan Sahradyan

129 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hayq lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Renat Balkizov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hayq can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Hayq

Renat Balkizov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Hayq training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vitor Manuel is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 204% of the Hayq income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Hayq

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Market

Antônio Villa linked with a move away

The name of Antônio Villa keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Hayq say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Talks stall between Hayq and Edimilson Seferovic

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Bogdan Hagi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Hayq, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager comes out for Sergio Oerlemans
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at Hayq
227 Edition

The Hayq Courier

2 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Artak Mkhitaryan has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Hayq can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Edimilson Seferovic arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Edimilson Seferovic has, at Hayq, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

A falling-out at Hayq

Stanislav Antipin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Hayq training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Duthil is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Vladislav Faskhutdinov is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Vladislav Faskhutdinov has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

Hayq buy the years ahead of Edimilson Seferovic

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

The dugout

Stanislav Antipin without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Stanislav Antipin was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

The dugout

Sergio Oerlemans knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Sergio Oerlemans trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Talks stall between Hayq and Stepan Sahradyan

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

226 Edition

The Hayq Courier

25 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stanislav Antipin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hayq this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Hayq

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vitor Manuel was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Ícaro wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Hayq know it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vladislav Faskhutdinov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vladislav Faskhutdinov, and the manager let it.

Squad

The formation has left Stepan Sahradyan behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Hayq will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Market

No place for Ícaro in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Ícaro has his answer from Hayq; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

Sergio Oerlemans asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Stanislav Antipin linked with a move away

The name of Stanislav Antipin keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Hayq say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

A door opens for Berke Evli

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

223 Edition

The Hayq Courier

4 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Artak Mkhitaryan has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Hayq can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The dugout

Gábor Megyeri says Hayq went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Bogdan Hagi asks to leave Hayq

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Hayq

Sergio Oerlemans and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Hayq training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vitor Manuel is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Hayq count the cost of losing Narek Barseghyan

28 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Ícaro is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 37 with 188 appearances behind him, and Hayq have to plan for both answers.

Market

Alen Mkrtchyan linked with a move away

The name of Alen Mkrtchyan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Hayq say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Kuba Kmiecik knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Hayq, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

222 Edition

The Hayq Courier

28 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Igor Pimenta puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hayq, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Stanislav Antipin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hayq this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vitor Manuel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Vitor Manuel story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Vitor Manuel signs something — a contract at Hayq or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The shop window has Garnik Sargsyan in it

Hayq have let the market know Garnik Sargsyan can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

The dugout

Hayk Simonyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

221 Edition

The Hayq Courier

21 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Hayq

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Hayq is running low.

Market

Garnik Sargsyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hayq can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Hayq training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filipe Silva is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Embargo at Hayq

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hayq

Mher Sahakyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Stanislav Antipin linked with a move away

The name of Stanislav Antipin keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Hayq say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

The shop window has Igor Pimenta in it

Hayq have let the market know Igor Pimenta can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Market

Ícaro runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Hayq money.

Squad

Sergio Oerlemans starts on the language

Two hours a week with a tutor, which is the least glamorous thing at Hayq and the one that decides whether a foreign signing is still here in two years.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Sergio Oerlemans
  • Boardroom Hayq keep producing them
  • Match Mid-table, and Hayq know it
220 Edition

The Hayq Courier

14 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Renat Balkizov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hayq, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Hayq

Stanislav Antipin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Vitor Manuel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

255% of the income goes out in wages at Hayq

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

9 new faces, and Hayq are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Sergio Oerlemans asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Hayq and Vladislav Faskhutdinov are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mica

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mica, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Mica is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief