The Excelsior Gazette
Squad23 Aug 2027
Stijn van Gassel keeps Excelsior in it on his own
Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.
Match21 Aug 2027
Excelsior taken apart
0‑4 to Feyenoord, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.
Market23 Aug 2027
Gonçalo Borges hands in a written request
“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Excelsior can pretend not to have heard.
The dugout23 Aug 2027
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Market23 Aug 2027
Business is business: Calvin Raatsie goes
AZ paid $2.0M and Excelsior took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.
Squad23 Aug 2027
Joop Oosterhof is a better footballer than he was
Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.
Squad23 Aug 2027
Words at Excelsior training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gonçalo Borges is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
The dugout23 Aug 2027
The manager makes an example of Stijn van Gassel
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
Boardroom23 Aug 2027
Nobody left the Excelsior dressing room in a hurry
The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.
In brief
- Squad Kane Miardjo signs on for more
- The dugout Jeroen Malen faces the questions
- Player ratings Nobody could get near Gonçalo Borges