Valery Arkhipenko

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Torpedo Vladimir
17 Jul 2028
Monday
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Marked for Valery Arkhipenko

98 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Torpedo Vladimir spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Vladimir boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Danil Sobolev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Yegor Vedernikov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Makar Pestov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mido Hossem wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Torpedo Vladimir know it.

In brief

Back issues
92 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yegor Vedernikov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Makar Pestov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Valery Arkhipenko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

91 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Torpedo Vladimir are in real trouble now

Position 14, 22 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Torpedo Vladimir

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Yegor Vedernikov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

85 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ivan Nesterov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Vladimir is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Yegor Vedernikov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Makar Pestov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

72 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Stanislav Utkin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Vladimir, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Mido Hossem at 21 — 7.67

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Mido Hossem did not need any: 7.67, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Stanislav Utkin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Mido Hossem

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Vyaznikov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Honours even between Torpedo Vladimir and Irkutsk

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

71 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Torpedo Vladimir are in real trouble now

Position 14, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

Torpedo Vladimir put Aleksei Rusakov on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Nikita Romanenkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Stanislav Utkin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Torpedo Vladimir counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Torpedo Vladimir now.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Vladimir against Saturn

0‑1 to Saturn, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vladislav Sirotov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Artem Gerasimov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Artem Gerasimov and Torpedo Vladimir agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Home is on Mido Hossem's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Torpedo Vladimir are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

70 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Vladimir boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The terraces

The mood at Torpedo Vladimir has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Daniil Kleiner hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Konstantin Popov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Alexandr Komissarov

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Alexandr Komissarov the difference as Torpedo Vladimir beat Kolomna

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alexandr Komissarov. 1‑0 against Kolomna, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Boardroom

Wages eat 121% of everything Torpedo Vladimir earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

No hiding place for Danil Sobolev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Danil Sobolev, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Alexandr Komissarov stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.61 on the card, and the Torpedo Vladimir support went home talking about one name.

In brief

68 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Konstantin Popov

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Vladimir lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Stanislav Utkin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Vladimir, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Yefim Kolobov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Danil Sobolev ran the middle of the pitch — 6.46

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 13 combined actions and a mark of 6.46, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Match

Zenit 2 take the points off Torpedo Vladimir

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Valery Arkhipenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

65 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

12 matches without a win for Torpedo Vladimir

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Vladimir are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Artem Gerasimov damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ivan Nesterov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Vladimir they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Stanislav Utkin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Konstantin Popov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The game went through Valery Arkhipenko — 6.51

Marked 6.51 on 11 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Danil Sobolev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Mateo Fernández has seen enough of Chelyabinsk

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Torpedo Vladimir, and 2 appearances in 18 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Point won or two lost for Torpedo Vladimir?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Tver? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

63 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artem Gerasimov damages knee ligaments — 59 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 59 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

11 matches without a win for Torpedo Vladimir

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Vladimir are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Vladimir

Position 15 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Nikita Romanenkov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Torpedo Vladimir lose Vladislav Sirotov

21 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Konstantin Popov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

58 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Artem Gerasimov damages knee ligaments — 94 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 94 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Danil Sobolev asks to leave Torpedo Vladimir

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Torpedo Vladimir

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Stanislav Utkin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Torpedo Vladimir come up short against Cherepovets

Cherepovets left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

128% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Vladimir

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

No hiding place for Radislav Veselovskiy

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Radislav Veselovskiy, and the manager let it.

Squad

Lucas Radebe stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lucas Radebe and Torpedo Vladimir agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

The Yegor Vedernikov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Yegor Vedernikov signs something — a contract at Torpedo Vladimir or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

56 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Torpedo Vladimir

0‑1 against Znamya Truda, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Stanislav Utkin asks to leave Torpedo Vladimir

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Torpedo Vladimir

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Konstantin Popov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Saturn take the points off Torpedo Vladimir

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Stanislav Utkin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Dmitry Safronov has seen enough of Alania

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Torpedo Vladimir, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Ivan Nesterov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The plan did not have a place for Yefim Kolobov

Nobody at Torpedo Vladimir is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

54 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sergey Chernenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Roman Mikheev says Torpedo Vladimir went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Yefim Kolobov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Konstantin Popov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

92% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Vladimir

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Point won or two lost for Torpedo Vladimir?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Chertanovo? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Squad

Stanislav Utkin knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Stanislav Utkin trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no ink between Torpedo Vladimir and Artem Gerasimov

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Torpedo Vladimir, another week without a signature from Artem Gerasimov.

Market

The Yegor Vedernikov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Yegor Vedernikov signs something — a contract at Torpedo Vladimir or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

45 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nikita Kolganov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Vladimir can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Yegor Vedernikov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yefim Kolobov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief