Torpedo Moscow

Russian First Division
21 Mar 2030
Thursday
Process
190 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitry Usov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Alexandr Orekhov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Moscow is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artem Kriulskiy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Dmitry Tsypchenko question follows Torpedo Moscow around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Dmitry Tsypchenko’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

David Sangaré knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and David Sangaré trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

Back issues
189 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gleb Shevchenko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Moscow is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Alexandr Orekhov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Yegor Sysoev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Artur Galoyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Chaika take the points off Torpedo Moscow

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Artem Lavrenkov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.80, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Torpedo Moscow

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Maxim Shichanin lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Dmitry Tsypchenko is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.27 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

188 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

4 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vladimir Moskvichev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ziyad Al-Ghamdi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Moscow have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Ignacio Brea has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Magomed Ozdoev

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Vladimir Moskvichev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 24 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Magomed Ozdoev and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dmitry Tsypchenko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.97, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Torpedo Moscow find a way past Akron

Akron made Torpedo Moscow work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

187 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Torpedo Moscow bow out of the cup

Zenit go through and Torpedo Moscow go home, 1‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

Torpedo Moscow are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 60 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Denis Osokin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Moscow may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yegor Sysoev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yegor Sysoev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Moscow's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Moscow has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

David Sangaré is a Torpedo Moscow player

The fee is $810.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Arsenal Tula drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kerfala Cissoko’s goal not enough for Torpedo Moscow

Kerfala Cissoko scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Ural, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

186 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Kerfala Cissoko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Moscow is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Alexey Koltakov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Torpedo Moscow turn down Kvant for Oleg Pavlyuchenko

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Dmitry Tsypchenko in the eights

A performance of 9.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Artur Galoyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Artur Galoyan, and the manager let it.

Squad

Astemir Khashkulov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Astemir Khashkulov and Torpedo Moscow agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Artur Galoyan

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Torpedo Moscow, and it is a cruel one.

Match

Honours even between Torpedo Moscow and KAMAZ

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

185 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Gleb Shevchenko has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Yegor Sysoev asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lokomotiv Moscow come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Torpedo Moscow did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Torpedo Moscow sign Astemir Khashkulov for $820.0K

The paperwork is done: Astemir Khashkulov joins from Yenisey in a deal worth $820.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kerfala Cissoko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Vladimir Moskvichev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Torpedo Moscow and Sokol take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Artur Galoyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

184 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Akhmat Grozny come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Torpedo Moscow did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Vladimir Moskvichev asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Ignacio Brea has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Konstantin Savichev and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Yegor Sysoev again

The phone has started ringing about Yegor Sysoev again, and this time the name on the line is Lokomotiv Moscow. Torpedo Moscow are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Moscow against Neftekhimik

0‑1 to Neftekhimik, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitry Tsypchenko

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Konstantin Savichev will call it something else in private.

In brief

183 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Torpedo Moscow are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 58 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Torpedo Moscow turn down Ufa for Sadyg Bagiev

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Timofey Margasov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Danila Smirnov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Torpedo Moscow make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Torpedo Moscow have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Kerfala Cissoko in the eights

A performance of 8.86 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Torpedo Moscow see off Spartak Kostroma

Three points for Torpedo Moscow, 2‑0 the final word against Spartak Kostroma in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

No hiding place for Konstantin Savichev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Konstantin Savichev, and the manager let it.

In brief

182 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Sadyg Bagiev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Moscow is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Alexey Koltakov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

7 unbeaten for Torpedo Moscow

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Torpedo Moscow did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Alexandr Ivankov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Torpedo Moscow see off Dinamo Makhachkala

Three points for Torpedo Moscow, 3‑2 the final word against Dinamo Makhachkala in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kerfala Cissoko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dmitry Tsypchenko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.80, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ruslan Apekov

Marked 8.37 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Home is on Lautaro Vázquez's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Torpedo Moscow are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

181 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Torpedo Moscow through in the cup

A 1‑1 win over Dinamo Moscow, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

Maxim Shichanin decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Market

Mikhail Volkov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Denis Rakhmanov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Denis Rakhmanov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Gleb Shevchenko shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

6 unbeaten for Torpedo Moscow

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Torpedo Moscow did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Magomed Ozdoev

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Alexandr Ivankov

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

180 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mikhail Volkov keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kerfala Cissoko

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kerfala Cissoko will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Vladimir Moskvichev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

The season belongs to Alexandr Ivankov

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Torpedo Moscow have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow lose Sadyg Bagiev

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Magomed Ozdoev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sadyg Bagiev

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alexandr Ivankov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

179 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Alexandr Ivankov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Torpedo Moscow up to position 2

46 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Only the photograph left for Danila Smirnov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Danila Smirnov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Artur Galoyan in the eights

A performance of 9.15 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Torpedo Moscow see off Rotor

Three points for Torpedo Moscow, 2‑1 the final word against Rotor in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Dmitry Tsypchenko runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Artur Galoyan

6 goals and a season average of 7.28 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Dmitry Usov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

178 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sadyg Bagiev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sadyg Bagiev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Evgeny Markov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Artur Galoyan

4 goals and a season average of 7.20 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

The one thing Kerfala Cissoko could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Alexandr Ivankov

Defensive actions: 13. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Artur Galoyan

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Torpedo Moscow draw a blank against Fakel

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Fakel defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

177 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

17 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ruslan Apekov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sadyg Bagiev says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Denis Rakhmanov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Kerfala Cissoko in the eights

A performance of 8.17 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ruslan Apekov

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Kerfala Cissoko rescues a point for Torpedo Moscow

It needed Kerfala Cissoko to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Shinnik, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Nazar Terpugov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko linked with a move away

The name of Dmitry Tsypchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

176 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Kerfala Cissoko has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Vladimir Moskvichev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Mikhail Volkov keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Artur Galoyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Volga take the points off Torpedo Moscow

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Dmitry Tsypchenko runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Home is on Ziyad Al-Ghamdi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Torpedo Moscow are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

Inquest at Torpedo Moscow

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Alexandr Ivankov is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.20 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

175 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Torpedo Moscow up to position 1

41 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Evgeny Markov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Moscow may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Mikhail Volkov keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Torpedo Moscow make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Torpedo Moscow have 4 straight wins of it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Danila Smirnov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Danila Smirnov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sadyg Bagiev

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Alexandr Yushin stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alexandr Yushin and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

174 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Torpedo Moscow march on in the cup

KAMAZ are out and Torpedo Moscow go through, 2‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sadyg Bagiev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sadyg Bagiev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Vladimir Moskvichev shuts the door

Defensive actions: 27, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Alexey Koltakov

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 26 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Torpedo Moscow cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Artem Lavrenkov in the eights

A performance of 9.62 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Artur Galoyan

Marked 8.85 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

173 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Mikhail Volkov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Denis Rakhmanov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Denis Rakhmanov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Artur Galoyan in the eights

A performance of 9.17 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Torpedo Moscow see off Ufa

Three points for Torpedo Moscow, 2‑1 the final word against Ufa in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alexandr Ivankov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.86, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Alexandr Orekhov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandr Orekhov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Kerfala Cissoko leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

172 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mikhail Volkov keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Vladimir Moskvichev asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kerfala Cissoko

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kerfala Cissoko will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kerfala Cissoko

Marked 8.66 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Dmitry Tsypchenko in the eights

A performance of 8.53 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Danil Stepanov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Danil Stepanov, and the manager let it.

Match

Torpedo Moscow and Chaika take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

171 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mikhail Volkov

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Ruslan Apekov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Torpedo Moscow up to position 3

31 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

Alexandr Ivankov shuts the door

Defensive actions: 27, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Timofey Margasov says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Danila Smirnov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Artur Galoyan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.19, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Alexandr Yushin the difference as Torpedo Moscow beat Akron

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alexandr Yushin. 2‑0 against Akron, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

170 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Alexandr Ivankov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Sadyg Bagiev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Yegor Sysoev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Moscow may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Alexandr Ivankov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Alexandr Ivankov in the eights

A performance of 9.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Artur Galoyan in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Alexandr Ivankov the difference as Torpedo Moscow beat Ural

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alexandr Ivankov. 2‑0 against Ural, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Ruslan Apekov in the eights

A performance of 8.60 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sadyg Bagiev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 19 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

169 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Denis Rakhmanov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Denis Rakhmanov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Artur Galoyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Moscow against KAMAZ

0‑1 to KAMAZ, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Maxim Vedeneev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Kerfala Cissoko leaves them behind him

Shots: 17. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko linked with a move away

The name of Dmitry Tsypchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Mark Bystrov makes his debut at 17

At 17 years old, Mark Bystrov became the latest name off the academy production line to be handed a senior shirt.

In brief

168 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Torpedo Moscow tear Sokol apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Sokol, and it could have been more.

Squad

Mikhail Volkov keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Mikhail Volkov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Nazar Terpugov says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Kerfala Cissoko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Moscow is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Torpedo Moscow make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Torpedo Moscow have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sadyg Bagiev

Marked 9.55 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ruslan Apekov

Marked 9.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

167 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Torpedo Moscow march on in the cup

Amkar are out and Torpedo Moscow go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Torpedo Moscow up to position 3

22 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Gleb Shevchenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Dmitry Usov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Danila Smirnov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Sadyg Bagiev sends Torpedo Moscow past Neftekhimik

It finished 3‑2, and it was Sadyg Bagiev’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Torpedo Moscow.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dmitry Tsypchenko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.29, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Artem Lavrenkov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

166 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexandr Ivankov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sadyg Bagiev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sadyg Bagiev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vladimir Moskvichev

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Moscow against Spartak Kostroma

0‑1 to Spartak Kostroma, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Danil Stepanov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Danil Stepanov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Oleg Rodin out for 25 days

The medical room confirms 25 days on the sidelines for Oleg Rodin, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Torpedo Moscow dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Konstantin Savichev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

165 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vladimir Moskvichev

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Maxim Shichanin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Moscow have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Konstantin Savichev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Konstantin Savichev, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alexandr Ivankov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.45, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Costly mistake from Mikhail Volkov

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Mikhail Volkov knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Match

Alexandr Ivankov rescues a point for Torpedo Moscow

It needed Alexandr Ivankov to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Dinamo Makhachkala, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Kerfala Cissoko keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

164 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ruslan Apekov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Ufa come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Torpedo Moscow did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Kerfala Cissoko has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow lose Artur Galoyan

18 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Artur Galoyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kerfala Cissoko the difference as Torpedo Moscow beat Yenisey

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kerfala Cissoko. 4‑3 against Yenisey, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Costly mistake from Mikhail Volkov

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Mikhail Volkov knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kerfala Cissoko

Marked 8.72 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Yegor Sysoev

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

163 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sadyg Bagiev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sadyg Bagiev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 30 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Vladimir Moskvichev shuts the door

Defensive actions: 27, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Artem Lavrenkov says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Danila Smirnov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Ufa watching Sadyg Bagiev

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Torpedo Moscow have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gleb Shevchenko

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Alexandr Ivankov

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

162 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Alexandr Ivankov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Vladimir Moskvichev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Daniil Shamkin moves on

Lokomotiv Moscow pay $1.9M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Only the photograph left for Denis Rakhmanov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Denis Rakhmanov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Ilja Rubtsov is a Torpedo Moscow player

The fee is $280.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Ufa drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Torpedo Moscow come up short against Rotor

Rotor left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Danil Stepanov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Danil Stepanov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

161 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Vladimir Moskvichev shuts the door

Defensive actions: 29, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Torpedo Moscow say no — this time

The offer from Akhmat Grozny for Kerfala Cissoko was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

Torpedo Moscow cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Alexandr Ivankov the difference as Torpedo Moscow beat Fakel

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alexandr Ivankov. 1‑0 against Fakel, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Alexandr Ivankov in the eights

A performance of 8.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Danil Stepanov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.26, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ruslan Apekov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

160 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Torpedo Moscow say no — this time

The offer from Lokomotiv Moscow for Daniil Shamkin was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sadyg Bagiev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 29 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Vladimir Moskvichev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Evgeny Markov says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow count the cost of losing Artur Galoyan

52 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Vladimir Moskvichev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 25 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Whatever happens, Torpedo Moscow do not lose

8 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Alexandr Yushin in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

159 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ruslan Apekov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Torpedo Moscow say no — this time

The offer from Ufa for Sadyg Bagiev was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Torpedo Moscow

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Torpedo Moscow find a way past Volga

Volga made Torpedo Moscow work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Alexandr Yushin in the eights

A performance of 8.81 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Konstantin Savichev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Konstantin Savichev, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Daniil Shamkin in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitry Tsypchenko

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

158 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nothing got past Vladimir Moskvichev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 31 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Sadyg Bagiev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Alexandr Chupaev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Ufa join the queue for Sadyg Bagiev

Add another name to the list: Ufa have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Sadyg Bagiev. The answer from Torpedo Moscow has not changed — yet.

Player ratings

Sadyg Bagiev shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Magomed Ozdoev and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Artur Galoyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Alexandr Ivankov

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

6 unbeaten for Torpedo Moscow

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Torpedo Moscow did not have in the autumn.

In brief

157 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Daniil Shamkin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Torpedo Moscow say no — this time

The offer from Akhmat Grozny for Kerfala Cissoko was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Matvey Shavel has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Torpedo Moscow sign Maxim Vedeneev for $720.0K

The paperwork is done: Maxim Vedeneev joins from Metallurg in a deal worth $720.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Dmitry Usov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gleb Shevchenko

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Artem Lavrenkov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Torpedo Moscow draw a blank against Chernomorets

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Chernomorets defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

156 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Torpedo Moscow

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Danil Stepanov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

3 goals for Alexandr Ivankov

The match ball belongs to Alexandr Ivankov, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow count the cost of losing Artur Galoyan

84 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Daniil Shamkin runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Artur Galoyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alexandr Ivankov

Marked 9.45 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Torpedo Moscow find a way past Ufa

Ufa made Torpedo Moscow work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

Akhmat Grozny expected to open talks for Kerfala Cissoko

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Torpedo Moscow will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

155 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ruslan Apekov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow count the cost of losing Magomed Ozdoev

38 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Torpedo Moscow say no — this time

The offer from Pari Nizhniy Novgorod for Alexandr Chupaev was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

As if he never left: Gleb Artemov returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Gleb Artemov is a Torpedo Moscow player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Anatoly Kabanov comes home

The shirt still fits. Anatoly Kabanov is back at Torpedo Moscow, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

In brief

154 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Artur Galoyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Kerfala Cissoko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Moscow is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

KAMAZ join the queue for Sadyg Bagiev

Add another name to the list: KAMAZ have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Sadyg Bagiev. The answer from Torpedo Moscow has not changed — yet.

Market

Luki-Energiya come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Torpedo Moscow did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Konstantin Savichev commits to Torpedo Moscow for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

153 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

It is over: Torpedo Moscow are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Market

Daniil Shamkin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Dinamo Moscow come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Torpedo Moscow did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matvey Shavel

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matvey Shavel will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko wants more than Torpedo Moscow are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Konstantin Savichev and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years.

In brief

152 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Torpedo Moscow

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Dinamo Minsk come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Torpedo Moscow did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Sadyg Bagiev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow lose Artur Galoyan

117 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko attracts admirers

The name of Rostislav Soldatenko has come up in conversations Torpedo Moscow were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

Torpedo Moscow get their man

The chase for Dmitry Usov ended with $180.0K changing hands and Textilschik out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

In brief

151 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Torpedo Moscow sink to position 15

22 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko out for 49 days

The medical room confirms 49 days on the sidelines for Rostislav Soldatenko, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Bojan Roganović conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Dinamo Moscow will make the call about Bojan Roganović this week. Torpedo Moscow have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

Mikhail Volkov attracts admirers

The name of Mikhail Volkov has come up in conversations Torpedo Moscow were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

150 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Artur Galoyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Artur Galoyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ignacio Brea wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Torpedo Moscow know it.

Market

Talks stall between Torpedo Moscow and Yegor Sysoev

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Yegor Sysoev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Dmitry Tsypchenko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Moscow know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

149 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexandr Ivankov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Magomed Ozdoev, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matvey Shavel

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matvey Shavel will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Artur Galoyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Daniil Shamkin knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Daniil Shamkin trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Artur Galoyan linked with a move away

The name of Artur Galoyan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

148 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Moscow boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Ruslan Apekov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Artur Galoyan out for 148 days

The medical room confirms 148 days on the sidelines for Artur Galoyan, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Artem Lavrenkov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dmitry Tsypchenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dmitry Tsypchenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

147 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Torpedo Moscow sink to position 15

22 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Rustam Machilov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timofey Margasov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dmitry Tsypchenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dmitry Tsypchenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Rostislav Soldatenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Rostislav Soldatenko signs something — a contract at Torpedo Moscow or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

146 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bojan Roganović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artur Galoyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko linked with a move away

The name of Dmitry Tsypchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

Loan watch

Yegor Sysoev has made Sokol’s shirt his own

31 starts now, an average of 7.14, and the team sheet at Sokol has stopped being a question. Exactly what everybody signed up for.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev is doing the arithmetic

The table has started to be checked before the results are in, and that is always the tell. Nobody at Torpedo Moscow says the word out loud, and everybody in the building is thinking it.

In brief

145 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Torpedo Moscow put Evgeni Ignatov on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow count the cost of losing Tiijan Zorko

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexandr Yushin signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alexandr Yushin commits to Torpedo Moscow for another 2 years.

Squad

Alexandr Ivankov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

Torpedo Moscow pull $272.3K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

The Artur Galoyan talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Moscow know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The shop window has Bojan Roganović in it

Torpedo Moscow have let the market know Bojan Roganović can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

144 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Moscow boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow count the cost of losing Ignacio Brea

33 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Artem Lavrenkov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

143 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Moscow

Position 15 and 22 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Rostislav Soldatenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Rostislav Soldatenko signs something — a contract at Torpedo Moscow or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Kerfala Cissoko placed on the list

Torpedo Moscow have made Kerfala Cissoko available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

142 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sadyg Bagiev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Kerfala Cissoko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Moscow may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow lose Ruslan Apekov

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timofey Margasov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko linked with a move away

The name of Dmitry Tsypchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

141 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ruslan Apekov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow lose Tiijan Zorko

45 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ignacio Brea wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Torpedo Moscow know it.

Squad

Dmitry Tsypchenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dmitry Tsypchenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Artur Galoyan talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Moscow know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

140 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexandr Ivankov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Moscow boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Vladimir Moskvichev out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Vladimir Moskvichev, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Torpedo Moscow and Daniil Shamkin are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Dmitry Tsypchenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dmitry Tsypchenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

139 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Moscow

Position 15 and 22 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Artur Galoyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Rostislav Soldatenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Rostislav Soldatenko signs something — a contract at Torpedo Moscow or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The shop window has Vladimir Moskvichev in it

Torpedo Moscow have let the market know Vladimir Moskvichev can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

138 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Danil Stepanov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Artem Lavrenkov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Alexandr Ivankov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko linked with a move away

The name of Dmitry Tsypchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

Loan watch

Yegor Sysoev first choice at Sokol

31 starts and a season average of 7.14. The loan is doing exactly what it was arranged to do.

In brief

137 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ruslan Apekov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow lose Mikhail Volkov

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Artur Galoyan talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Moscow know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The shop window has Bojan Roganović in it

Torpedo Moscow have let the market know Bojan Roganović can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

136 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexandr Ivankov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Torpedo Moscow turn down Baltika for Rostislav Soldatenko

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Torpedo Moscow

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Torpedo Moscow is running low.

Market

The Baltika deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Kerfala Cissoko reports back to Torpedo Moscow with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Dmitry Tsypchenko stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dmitry Tsypchenko and Torpedo Moscow agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

135 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Torpedo Moscow sink to position 15

22 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

The small margins put Torpedo Moscow out

Out, 1‑1 to Dinamo Moscow, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Moscow's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Moscow has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Daniil Shamkin

Marked 8.50 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Baltika are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Torpedo Moscow will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Alexandr Ivankov misses from twelve yards

It was his to settle and he did not settle it. A long walk back to the halfway line, and a considerably longer week.

Squad

Tiijan Zorko lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

134 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sadyg Bagiev asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Baltika join the queue for Rostislav Soldatenko

Add another name to the list: Baltika have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Rostislav Soldatenko. The answer from Torpedo Moscow has not changed — yet.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artem Lavrenkov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Daniil Shamkin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

“I want to play”: Alexey Gritsaenko speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

133 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Bojan Roganović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Torpedo Moscow say no — this time

The offer from Dinamo Moscow for Bojan Roganović was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow lose Timofey Margasov

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Danila Smirnov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Magomed Ozdoev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

132 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexandr Ivankov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Torpedo Moscow say no — this time

The offer from Ufa for Rostislav Soldatenko was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Torpedo Moscow

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Torpedo Moscow is running low.

Match

The wait goes on for Torpedo Moscow

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow lose Rostislav Soldatenko

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Torpedo Moscow sign Kirill Bogdanets for $600.0K

The paperwork is done: Kirill Bogdanets joins from Arsenal Tula in a deal worth $600.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Danil Stepanov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Danil Stepanov commits to Torpedo Moscow for another 4 years.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Artur Galoyan

Marked 8.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

131 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Moscow

Position 15 and 21 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tiijan Zorko keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Lokomotiv Moscow come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Torpedo Moscow did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Eyes on Rostislav Soldatenko again

The phone has started ringing about Rostislav Soldatenko again, and this time the name on the line is Ufa. Torpedo Moscow are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Moscow's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Moscow has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alexandr Yushin

Marked 8.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

130 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Torpedo Moscow taken apart

0‑3 to Dinamo Moscow, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Alexandr Orekhov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Danil Stepanov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Torpedo Moscow

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Bojan Roganović knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko linked with a move away

The name of Dmitry Tsypchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Alexandr Ivankov leaves them behind him

Shots: 4. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Ruslan Apekov

A mark of 5.40 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

129 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sadyg Bagiev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ignacio Brea says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Timofey Margasov out for 44 days

The medical room confirms 44 days on the sidelines for Timofey Margasov, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Magomed Ozdoev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 19 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Talks stall between Torpedo Moscow and Bojan Roganović

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vladimir Moskvichev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Daniil Shamkin runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Torpedo Moscow draw a blank against Lokomotiv Moscow

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Lokomotiv Moscow defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

128 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Torpedo Moscow through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over Akhmat, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mikhail Volkov

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko out for 47 days

The medical room confirms 47 days on the sidelines for Rostislav Soldatenko, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Magomed Ozdoev and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Alexandr Ivankov’s goal not enough for Torpedo Moscow

Alexandr Ivankov scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to CSKA Moscow, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ignacio Brea

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.98, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alexandr Ivankov

Marked 8.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

127 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tiijan Zorko

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Moscow

Position 15 and 19 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Magomed Ozdoev

Defensive actions: 33. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Yushin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The armband comes off Artur Galoyan

Torpedo Moscow will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

Match

No goals between Torpedo Moscow and Rubin

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Rubin will be the happier side with the point.

Market

The Rostislav Soldatenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Rostislav Soldatenko signs something — a contract at Torpedo Moscow or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

126 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Dominic Hernández sends Torpedo Moscow past Baltika

It finished 2‑1, and it was Dominic Hernández’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Torpedo Moscow.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dmitry Tsypchenko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.94, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Rostislav Soldatenko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rostislav Soldatenko, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dominic Hernández

Marked 8.70 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Costly mistake from Tiijan Zorko

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Tiijan Zorko knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

Artur Galoyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko linked with a move away

The name of Dmitry Tsypchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

125 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tiijan Zorko

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Torpedo Moscow

0‑3 against Krasnodar, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Kerfala Cissoko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Magomed Ozdoev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Magomed Ozdoev, and the manager let it.

Squad

No place for Alexandr Yushin on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Torpedo Moscow pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Boardroom

Inquest at Torpedo Moscow

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov linked with a move away

The name of Alexandr Ivankov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

124 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Yushin says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Sadyg Bagiev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Timofey Margasov out for 83 days

The medical room confirms 83 days on the sidelines for Timofey Margasov, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Torpedo Moscow come up short against Orenburg

Orenburg left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Konstantin Savichev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Artur Galoyan question follows Torpedo Moscow around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Artur Galoyan’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Torpedo Moscow put Danila Smirnov up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Danila Smirnov may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

123 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Torpedo Moscow sink to position 15

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tiijan Zorko

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Torpedo Moscow cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Konstantin Savichev and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Daniil Shamkin the difference as Torpedo Moscow beat Sochi

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Daniil Shamkin. 3‑1 against Sochi, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Diego Barrera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.22, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Daniil Shamkin

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.09, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

122 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Torpedo Moscow march on in the cup

Spartak Kostroma are out and Torpedo Moscow go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Danila Smirnov says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Magomed Ozdoev

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Daniil Shamkin

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bojan Roganović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Torpedo Moscow get the job done against Krylya Sovetov

A 1‑0 win over Krylya Sovetov, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Diego Barrera runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

121 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Vladimir Moskvichev asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Moscow's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Moscow has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Moscow against Spartak Moscow

1‑2 to Spartak Moscow, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Diego Barrera in the eights

A performance of 8.49 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Artur Galoyan

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

120 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sadyg Bagiev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tiijan Zorko

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Vladimir Moskvichev: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Moscow have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Torpedo Moscow

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow count the cost of losing Timofey Margasov

113 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Artur Galoyan rescues a point for Torpedo Moscow

It needed Artur Galoyan to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Arsenal Tula, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Konstantin Savichev

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

119 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Moscow

Position 15 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alexey Koltakov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Moscow have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Torpedo Moscow

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Artur Galoyan’s goal not enough for Torpedo Moscow

Artur Galoyan scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Rostov, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Konstantin Savichev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Konstantin Savichev, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Artur Galoyan

Marked 8.63 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Diego Barrera runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

118 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tiijan Zorko

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Torpedo Moscow

A 0‑4 beating by Zenit was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandr Yushin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Torpedo Moscow dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Artur Galoyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

The one thing Diego Barrera could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

Dmitry Tsypchenko linked with a move away

The name of Dmitry Tsypchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

117 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vladimir Moskvichev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Diego Barrera runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Torpedo Moscow come up short against Ufa

Ufa left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Bojan Roganović gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Alexandr Ivankov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov linked with a move away

The name of Alexandr Ivankov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Alexey Koltakov

Marked 5.37, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Enzo Lopetegui

Marked 5.69, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

116 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sadyg Bagiev asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

David Gyomber keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Moscow may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Daniil Shamkin

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.97, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Torpedo Moscow and Akhmat take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Alexandr Yushin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Rostislav Soldatenko

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Diego Barrera keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

115 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tiijan Zorko keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Torpedo Moscow march on in the cup

Spartak Nalchik are out and Torpedo Moscow go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Torpedo Moscow sink to position 15

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Alexandr Yushin signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alexandr Yushin commits to Torpedo Moscow for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Alexey Koltakov

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 23 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Artem Lavrenkov shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Torpedo Moscow get the job done against Dinamo Moscow

A 2‑1 win over Dinamo Moscow, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

114 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Torpedo Moscow

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Kerfala Cissoko asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alexandr Yushin signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alexandr Yushin and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Moscow against Lokomotiv Moscow

2‑4 to Lokomotiv Moscow, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Alexandr Ivankov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Artur Galoyan

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dominic Hernández

Marked 8.17 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

113 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Torpedo Moscow

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Moscow are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tiijan Zorko

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Moscow against CSKA Moscow

0‑2 to CSKA Moscow, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Konstantin Savichev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Konstantin Savichev

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Artur Galoyan

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Rostislav Soldatenko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Moscow know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Dominic Hernández

Marked 5.75, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

112 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Moscow's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Moscow has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Sadyg Bagiev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Moscow can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Dominic Hernández

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ruslan Apekov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Magomed Ozdoev

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Torpedo Moscow, and it is a cruel one.

Match

Dominic Hernández rescues a point for Torpedo Moscow

It needed Dominic Hernández to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Rubin, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

A first senior shirt for Tiijan Zorko

Every debut is a small story about the future: Tiijan Zorko, 21 years old, off the academy pitches and into the first team. The parents in the stand will keep the programme.

In brief

111 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Moscow's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Moscow has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Moscow, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Moscow

Position 15 and 3 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Diego Barrera runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Baltika take the points off Torpedo Moscow

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Rostislav Soldatenko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rostislav Soldatenko, and the manager let it.

Squad

Artur Galoyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

110 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for Torpedo Moscow

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Moscow are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko keeps Torpedo Moscow in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Gleb Shevchenko keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Moscow may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rustam Machilov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rustam Machilov commits to Torpedo Moscow for another 4 years.

Player ratings

Diego Barrera runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Torpedo Moscow and Krasnodar take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

The Dmitry Tsypchenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Dmitry Tsypchenko signs something — a contract at Torpedo Moscow or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Ruslan Apekov

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

109 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kerfala Cissoko asks to leave Torpedo Moscow

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Torpedo Moscow

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Torpedo Moscow sign Artem Lavrenkov for $750.0K

The paperwork is done: Artem Lavrenkov joins from Shinnik in a deal worth $750.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dominic Hernández

Marked 8.12 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Daniil Shamkin

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

In brief

108 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Torpedo Moscow

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Sani Mubarak keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Moscow may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Diego Barrera runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rostislav Soldatenko lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Match

Sochi take the points off Torpedo Moscow

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Ruslan Apekov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov linked with a move away

The name of Alexandr Ivankov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Sadyg Bagiev never got going

5.56 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

107 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

5 matches without a win for Torpedo Moscow

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Moscow are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Konstantin Savichev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Alexandr Ivankov in the eights

A performance of 8.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Alexandr Ivankov rescues a point for Torpedo Moscow

It needed Alexandr Ivankov to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Krylya Sovetov, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Alexandr Ivankov finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Torpedo Moscow have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Squad

“I want to play”: Dominic Hernández speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Market

Rostislav Soldatenko linked with a move away

The name of Rostislav Soldatenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

106 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Sani Mubarak

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sani Mubarak will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Moscow's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Moscow has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Spartak Moscow take the points off Torpedo Moscow

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Daniil Shamkin

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Kerfala Cissoko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kerfala Cissoko, and the manager let it.

Squad

Diego Barrera has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Torpedo Moscow will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Artur Galoyan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Artur Galoyan signs something — a contract at Torpedo Moscow or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

105 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alexandr Chupaev says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Diego Barrera runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Rostislav Soldatenko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rostislav Soldatenko, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Moscow against Arsenal Tula

0‑1 to Arsenal Tula, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Ignacio Brea wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Torpedo Moscow know it.

In brief

104 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Magomed Ozdoev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Magomed Ozdoev, and the manager let it.

Match

Torpedo Moscow come up short against Rostov

Rostov left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Barrera

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Diego Barrera knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Alexandr Ivankov linked with a move away

The name of Alexandr Ivankov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Moscow say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Dominic Hernández

A mark of 5.37 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Enzo Lopetegui

Marked 5.58, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Squad

A wage question at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

103 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Diego Barrera says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Dmitriy Aristov comes home

The shirt still fits. Dmitriy Aristov is back at Torpedo Moscow, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

As if he never left: Roman Zabolotsky returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Roman Zabolotsky is a Torpedo Moscow player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

As if he never left: Lev Suslov returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Lev Suslov is a Torpedo Moscow player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Prokhor Antonov comes home

The shirt still fits. Prokhor Antonov is back at Torpedo Moscow, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Match

Zenit take the points off Torpedo Moscow

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Alexandr Yushin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Daniil Shamkin

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

102 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sani Mubarak

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sani Mubarak will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Business is business: Alexandr Lomakin goes

Pari Nizhniy Novgorod paid $170.0K and Torpedo Moscow took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sadyg Bagiev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Artur Galoyan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Artur Galoyan signs something — a contract at Torpedo Moscow or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

101 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

So close: Favio Durán’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Sokol moved on, Favio Durán reports back to Torpedo Moscow, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Orekhov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Dmitry Tsypchenko question follows Torpedo Moscow around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Dmitry Tsypchenko’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Enzo Lopetegui still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Torpedo Moscow would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

100 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Torpedo Moscow say no — this time

The offer from Najran for Rostislav Soldatenko was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ruslan Apekov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

99 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Gleb Shevchenko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Moscow have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Torpedo Moscow turn down Mashuk for Oleg Pavlyuchenko

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Alexandr Lomakin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandr Lomakin, and the manager let it.

Market

The Alexandr Ivankov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Moscow know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The shop window has Denis Rakhmanov in it

Torpedo Moscow have let the market know Denis Rakhmanov can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

98 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sani Mubarak

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sani Mubarak will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Moscow the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Home is on Ignacio Brea's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Torpedo Moscow are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

97 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Torpedo Moscow have won it

This is the season the town will measure the next twenty against. The trophy travels home with the squad, and the route through the streets was agreed days ago.

Boardroom

Promotion for Torpedo Moscow

Mathematically certain, and nobody in this town is going to bed early. Whatever else happened this season, it finishes a division above where it started.

Match

Torpedo Moscow refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 68 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Alexandr Ivankov is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Torpedo Moscow will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Favio Durán is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Moscow is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

96 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mamadou Camara says Torpedo Moscow went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Ruslan Apekov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ruslan Apekov, and the manager let it.

In brief

95 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Magomed Ozdoev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Magomed Ozdoev, and the manager let it.

Squad

Bojan Roganović knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Moscow, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

94 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

No hiding place for Maxim Rudakov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Maxim Rudakov, and the manager let it.

In brief

93 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Torpedo Moscow are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 68 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Favio Durán has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Moscow they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Konstantin Savichev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Konstantin Savichev and Torpedo Moscow agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Danila Smirnov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Danila Smirnov, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

$958.00 on the table at Torpedo Moscow

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

92 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Moscow

Magomed Ozdoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexandr Yushin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Rostislav Soldatenko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Moscow know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

91 Edition

The Torpedo Moscow Courier

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alexandr Yushin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Moscow have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Magomed Ozdoev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Moscow this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Torpedo Moscow lose Alexandr Lomakin

39 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief