Joseph Ameh

Central Defender - Walsall
14 Aug 2030
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Joseph Ameh

163 Edition

The Walsall Chronicle

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Joe Gauci stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Courtney Clarke is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Walsall is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Will Hughes yet — 8.01

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.01 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Rogan Ravenhill hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Walsall can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Walsall cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Words exchanged at Walsall

Joe Gauci and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Joseph Ameh gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Joseph Ameh has just signed for Walsall, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Brandon Thomas-Asante falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Walsall rebuffed over Alfonso Pedraza

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Napoli have kept their man, and Walsall go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

Back issues
127 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Kazeem Yekini out for 91 days

91 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kun Khalifat lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Kun Khalifat has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Nasiru Umar asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Abdulrazaq Shuaibu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Kun Khalifat

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stanley Okorom was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Abdulrazaq Shuaibu told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Abdulrazaq Shuaibu has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Kun Khalifat.

The dugout

Joseph Ameh knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Joseph Ameh trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Stanley Okorom

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Bendel Insurance in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

The Alex Amaefula story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Alex Amaefula signs something — a contract at Kun Khalifat or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

126 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kazeem Yekini

99 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kun Khalifat lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A falling-out at Kun Khalifat

Joseph Ameh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kun Khalifat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alex Amaefula is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Bright Sunday

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bright Sunday, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Joseph Ameh asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Kun Khalifat

Something was said to Rafik Feghouli and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

125 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Kazeem Yekini out for 107 days

107 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kun Khalifat lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

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Squad

Words exchanged at Kun Khalifat

Abdulrazaq Shuaibu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Kun Khalifat

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stanley Okorom was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Bina Tombiri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Chukwudi Ekeocha knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Chukwudi Ekeocha trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Omolabi Owolabi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Chineme Chinonso story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Chineme Chinonso signs something — a contract at Kun Khalifat or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The shop window has Joseph Ameh in it

Kun Khalifat have let the market know Joseph Ameh can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

122 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joseph Ameh asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Calvin Obi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Calvin Obi and Kun Khalifat agree another 3 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Kun Khalifat

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stanley Okorom was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Akinkunmi Bassey steps up from the Kun Khalifat academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Akinkunmi Bassey has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Anthony Akpan steps up from the Kun Khalifat academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Anthony Akpan has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Kun Khalifat promote Nnamdi Onuachu from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Nnamdi Onuachu has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

Kun Khalifat keep their word to Chinonso Romanus

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Chineme Chinonso asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

When it matters, Donald Essien plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

120 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Bright Sunday asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Bright Sunday says Kun Khalifat went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Abdulrazaq Shuaibu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alex Amaefula falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Joseph Ameh knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

119 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Kun Khalifat board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Alex Amaefula asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kun Khalifat

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kun Khalifat is running low.

Squad

Joseph Ameh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kun Khalifat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanley Okorom is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Omolabi Owolabi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Omolabi Owolabi, and the manager let it.

Squad

A step back for Egwuma Godswill at Kun Khalifat

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Market

Peter Ikechukwu returns from a loan that gave him nothing

4 appearances and 0 goals is not a season, it is a year somebody has lost. Whether that is his fault, the borrowing club's or the people who arranged it is the argument the next few weeks will have.

The dugout

Joseph Ameh asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

118 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joseph Ameh asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Kun Khalifat

Abdulrazaq Shuaibu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Bina Tombiri

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bina Tombiri, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Kun Khalifat

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stanley Nnanna was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Donald Essien plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Omolabi Owolabi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Omolabi Owolabi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

116 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Victor Okocha hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Squad

Odion Babatunde signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Odion Babatunde and Kun Khalifat agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Abdulrazaq Shuaibu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kun Khalifat

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alex Amaefula was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Chineme Chinonso gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

114 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joseph Ameh asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Ebere Adebayor: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kun Khalifat have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Kun Khalifat

Abdulrazaq Shuaibu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alex Amaefula falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Stanley Nnanna gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Victor Okocha is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Victor Okocha has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

In brief

113 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chukwudi Ekeocha asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

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Squad

Words exchanged at Kun Khalifat

Abdulrazaq Shuaibu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Kun Khalifat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alex Amaefula is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Bright Sunday gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

7 new faces, and Kun Khalifat are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Joseph Ameh asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

When it matters, Omolabi Owolabi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Chineme Chinonso story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Chineme Chinonso signs something — a contract at Kun Khalifat or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

112 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Chineme Chinonso

36 goals and a season average of 7.49 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

The season ends: position 14 for Kun Khalifat

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 39 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Player ratings

Chineme Chinonso scores twice — 9.17

Two goals and a mark of 9.17 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Egwuma Godswill asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

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Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Joseph Ameh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Remo Stars tell Kun Khalifat: Olisa Onuachu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Alex Amaefula falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Chineme Chinonso

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief