6 Nov 2029
Tuesday
Process
171 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Suraj Ayeleso keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kun Khalifat may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
170 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Onuorah Onyedika hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Zakka John knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

169 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ameur Bouguettaya hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Zakka John placed on the list

Kun Khalifat have made Zakka John available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

168 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Zakka John puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Akpan Nsikak-Abong trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

167 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Solomon Ogberahwe signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Solomon Ogberahwe commits to Kun Khalifat for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Promise Anyanwu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

166 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Emmanuel Ajibola hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Timilehin Olukotun knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Timilehin Olukotun trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

165 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Louis Umoh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Promise Anyanwu

13 goals and a season average of 7.68 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Promise Anyanwu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.34, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Promise Anyanwu the difference as Kun Khalifat beat El-Kanemi Warriors

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Promise Anyanwu. 1‑0 against El-Kanemi Warriors, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timilehin Olukotun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Onuorah Onyedika shuts the door

Defensive actions: 19, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gabriel Lekan

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sydney Bright

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

164 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Zakka John hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 6 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu is carrying Kun Khalifat

12 goals and a season average of 7.63. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kun Khalifat come up short against Plateau United

Plateau United left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu in the eights

A performance of 8.95 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Akpan Nsikak-Abong

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akpan Nsikak-Abong, and the manager let it.

Squad

Dennis Magio signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dennis Magio commits to Kun Khalifat for another 3 years.

Market

The Onuorah Onyedika talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kun Khalifat know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

163 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Promise Anyanwu

11 goals and a season average of 7.59 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Navneel Nand is a Kun Khalifat player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu in the eights

A performance of 9.53 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Zakka John

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zakka John, and the manager let it.

Match

Kun Khalifat get the job done against Wikki Tourists

A 1‑0 win over Wikki Tourists, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gabriel Lekan

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Solomon Ogberahwe knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Solomon Ogberahwe trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

162 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Onuorah Onyedika hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Promise Anyanwu

10 goals and a season average of 7.53 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Promise Anyanwu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Gabriel Lekan in the eights

A performance of 8.72 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu named player of the month

The award goes to Promise Anyanwu, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

Match

Kun Khalifat and Niger Tornadoes take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

No hiding place for Chijioke Ahiaeke

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chijioke Ahiaeke, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

161 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Suraj Ayeleso puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Promise Anyanwu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Onuorah Onyedika

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Emmanuel Ajibola's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Kun Khalifat needed to.

Match

Emmanuel Ajibola rescues a point for Kun Khalifat

It needed Emmanuel Ajibola to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Nasarawa United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Chinonso Romanus

5 goals and a season average of 7.20 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Akpan Nsikak-Abong

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

160 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A day Promise Anyanwu will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Market

Louis Umoh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Kun Khalifat turn down Shooting Stars for Divine Onourah

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Promise Anyanwu

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Promise Anyanwu’s goal not enough for Kun Khalifat

Promise Anyanwu scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Abia Warriors, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu is carrying Kun Khalifat

9 goals and a season average of 7.49. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Solomon Ogberahwe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Solomon Ogberahwe

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

159 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Wilfred Madu asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Eyes on Divine Onourah again

The phone has started ringing about Divine Onourah again, and this time the name on the line is Shooting Stars. Kun Khalifat are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alex Amaefula

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.34, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Akpan Nsikak-Abong

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akpan Nsikak-Abong, and the manager let it.

Match

Alex Amaefula the difference as Kun Khalifat beat Rivers United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alex Amaefula. 1‑0 against Rivers United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Alex Amaefula is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.26 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Timilehin Olukotun knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

158 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Promise Anyanwu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Kun Khalifat get the job done against Remo Stars

A 2‑1 win over Remo Stars, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Chinonso Romanus

Marked 8.92 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Suraj Ayeleso

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Suraj Ayeleso, and the manager let it.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu is carrying Kun Khalifat

6 goals and a season average of 7.43. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Donald Essien

Marked 8.13 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Idris Guda signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Idris Guda and Kun Khalifat agree another 1 years.

In brief

157 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Zakka John hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Kwara United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Kun Khalifat did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Promise Anyanwu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Donald Essien

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Zakka John

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.35 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Promise Anyanwu rescues a point for Kun Khalifat

It needed Promise Anyanwu to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Barau, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Ameur Bouguettaya asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

156 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Chijioke Ekpemadu is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kun Khalifat is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Anyanwu

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Solomon Ogberahwe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Enyimba take the points off Kun Khalifat

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Warri Wolves are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Kun Khalifat will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Alex Amaefula is carrying Kun Khalifat

4 goals and a season average of 7.20. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Zakka John knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

155 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Louis Umoh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Promise Anyanwu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Promise Anyanwu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.38, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Gabriel Lekan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 20, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Promise Anyanwu the difference as Kun Khalifat beat Warri Wolves

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Promise Anyanwu. 1‑0 against Warri Wolves, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

No hiding place for Timilehin Olukotun

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Timilehin Olukotun, and the manager let it.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Akpan Nsikak-Abong

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Akpan Nsikak-Abong.

Player ratings

Onuorah Onyedika shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Promise Anyanwu

4 goals and a season average of 7.29 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

154 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Sunday Adehi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kun Khalifat is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu in the eights

A performance of 8.94 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Daniel Edeh

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Kun Khalifat share the spoils with Rangers International

A 1‑1 draw with Rangers International leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Akpan Nsikak-Abong trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Promise Anyanwu

3 goals and a season average of 7.22 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

153 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Zakka John puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Bendel Insurance come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Kun Khalifat did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Divine Onourah keeps Kun Khalifat in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Onuorah Onyedika shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

One of those days for Promise Anyanwu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Kun Khalifat find a way past Kwara United

Kwara United made Kun Khalifat work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Daniel Edeh

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

152 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Daniel Edeh asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Chijioke Ekpemadu

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Chijioke Ekpemadu will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kun Khalifat the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Eyes on Divine Onourah again

The phone has started ringing about Divine Onourah again, and this time the name on the line is El-Kanemi Warriors. Kun Khalifat are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Onuorah Onyedika

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Gabriel Lekan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu takes the honours

Marked 7.58 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Kun Khalifat had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

No hiding place for Louis Umoh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Louis Umoh, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

151 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Divine Onourah

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Anyanwu

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timilehin Olukotun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gabriel Lekan

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

No goals between Kun Khalifat and Bayelsa United

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Bayelsa United will be the happier side with the point.

Market

The Akpan Nsikak-Abong question follows Kun Khalifat around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Akpan Nsikak-Abong’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu is not enjoying his job description

Played out of position, hooked on the hour, asked to be somebody he is not — the details vary and the mood does not. Kun Khalifat have a player doing his work under protest.

In brief

150 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Anyanwu

Successful dribbles: 38. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Sunday Adehi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kun Khalifat they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Kun Khalifat lose Solomon Ogberahwe

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kun Khalifat against Ikorodu City

0‑2 to Ikorodu City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Bendel Insurance expected to open talks for Chijioke Ekpemadu

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Kun Khalifat will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Zakka John knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

149 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Zakka John hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Kun Khalifat say no — this time

The offer from Shooting Stars for Divine Onourah was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

7 unbeaten for Kun Khalifat

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Kun Khalifat did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Promise Anyanwu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gabriel Lekan

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alex Amaefula

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Chinonso Romanus

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.09, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Kun Khalifat get the job done against Katsina United

A 2‑0 win over Katsina United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

148 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Daniel Edeh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 unbeaten for Kun Khalifat

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Kun Khalifat did not have in the autumn.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Zakka John

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 17. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gabriel Lekan

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 13 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Point won or two lost for Kun Khalifat?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Shooting Stars? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu leaves them behind him

Shots: 5. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Chijioke Ekpemadu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

147 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Divine Onourah keeps Kun Khalifat in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Kun Khalifat tear Bendel Insurance apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Bendel Insurance, and it could have been more.

Market

Louis Umoh asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Anyanwu

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Chinonso Romanus in the eights

A performance of 9.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alex Amaefula

Marked 8.38 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Chijioke Ahiaeke

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

146 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Solomon Ogberahwe out for 43 days

The medical room confirms 43 days on the sidelines for Solomon Ogberahwe, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu in the eights

A performance of 8.42 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Zakka John

Marked 8.35 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Donald Essien

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Zakka John rescues a point for Kun Khalifat

It needed Zakka John to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against El-Kanemi Warriors, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Ugochukwu Akuta gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

145 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Anyanwu

Successful dribbles: 34. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Zakka John puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alex Amaefula signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alex Amaefula commits to Kun Khalifat for another 4 years.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kun Khalifat find a way past Plateau United

Plateau United made Kun Khalifat work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alex Amaefula

Marked 8.72 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Chinonso Romanus

Marked 8.70 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Suraj Ayeleso

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Suraj Ayeleso, and the manager let it.

Squad

Gbenga Opamoye out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for Gbenga Opamoye, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

144 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

18 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 18, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Market

Daniel Edeh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Promise Anyanwu

Marked 8.87 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gabriel Lekan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Divine Onourah lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Match

Honours even between Kun Khalifat and Wikki Tourists

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Kun Khalifat have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

143 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

17 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 17, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Match

Kun Khalifat bow out of the cup

Enyimba go through and Kun Khalifat go home, 1‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Onuorah Onyedika asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gabriel Lekan commits to Kun Khalifat for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Donald Essien in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Lekan

Marked 8.30 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Idris Guda

Marked 8.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Kun Khalifat share the spoils with Niger Tornadoes

A 1‑1 draw with Niger Tornadoes leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

142 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Kun Khalifat

15 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Kun Khalifat

Position 18 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Kun Khalifat count the cost of losing Solomon Ogberahwe

71 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Anyanwu

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Kun Khalifat come up short against Nasarawa United

Nasarawa United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timilehin Olukotun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Divine Onourah knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

141 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

14 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Market

Louis Umoh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Onuorah Onyedika

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alex Amaefula

Marked 8.78 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Akpan Nsikak-Abong

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akpan Nsikak-Abong, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Zakka John

Marked 8.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Gabriel Lekan in the eights

A performance of 8.16 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Zakka John rescues a point for Kun Khalifat

It needed Zakka John to find the net to bring anything home at all: 4‑4 against Abia Warriors, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

140 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Kun Khalifat

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Daniel Edeh asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Divine Onourah keeps Kun Khalifat in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Sydney Bright signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sydney Bright commits to Kun Khalifat for another 3 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Promise Anyanwu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Promise Anyanwu, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Daniel Edeh

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Point won or two lost for Kun Khalifat?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Rivers United? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

139 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Zakka John puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Zakka John

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zakka John, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Onuorah Onyedika

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Honours even between Kun Khalifat and Remo Stars

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Akpan Nsikak-Abong trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Akpan Nsikak-Abong story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Akpan Nsikak-Abong signs something — a contract at Kun Khalifat or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Emmanuel Ajibola finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Kun Khalifat have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

138 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Kun Khalifat lose Solomon Ogberahwe

99 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kun Khalifat against Barau

1‑3 to Barau, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Onuorah Onyedika

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Timilehin Olukotun gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Gabriel Lekan in the eights

A performance of 8.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Onuorah Onyedika knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

137 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Market

Onuorah Onyedika hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ameur Bouguettaya gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Daniel Edeh takes the honours

Marked 7.53 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Kun Khalifat had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Kun Khalifat draw a blank against Enyimba

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Enyimba defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Donald Essien

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Timilehin Olukotun never got going

5.74 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

136 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Taiwo Awaziem puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Chinonso Romanus in trouble away from the ground

Every paper's favourite story and every manager's least. What happened is being dealt with internally, which is the phrase clubs use when they would rather nobody asked again.

Squad

Ameur Bouguettaya signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ameur Bouguettaya commits to Kun Khalifat for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Suraj Ayeleso gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gabriel Lekan

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

135 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Zakka John asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

8 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Osayi Balogun signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Osayi Balogun commits to Kun Khalifat for another 3 years.

Squad

Ameur Bouguettaya asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Match

Kun Khalifat and Rangers International cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Rangers International came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

The Akpan Nsikak-Abong story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Akpan Nsikak-Abong signs something — a contract at Kun Khalifat or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

134 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Louis Umoh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Kun Khalifat count the cost of losing Solomon Ogberahwe

127 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Chijioke Ekpemadu

Defensive actions: 18. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Donald Essien runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Percy Dolly wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Kun Khalifat know it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Daniel Edeh

Defensive actions: 15. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gabriel Okechukwu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

133 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Onuorah Onyedika puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kun Khalifat come up short against Kano Pillars

Kano Pillars left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Chijioke Ahiaeke gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Onuorah Onyedika runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Idris Guda

A mark of 5.59 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

Chijioke Ahiaeke never got going

5.72 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

132 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kun Khalifat march on in the cup

Katsina United are out and Kun Khalifat go through, 0‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Divine Onourah decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Market

Gabriel Okechukwu asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Kun Khalifat

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Emmanuel Ajibola

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Bayelsa United take the points off Kun Khalifat

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

131 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Zakka John hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Onuorah Onyedika was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Solomon Ogberahwe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Solomon Ogberahwe, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kun Khalifat against Ikorodu City

0‑1 to Ikorodu City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Bendel Insurance are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Kun Khalifat will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Divine Onourah lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Onuorah Onyedika knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Akpan Nsikak-Abong story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Akpan Nsikak-Abong signs something — a contract at Kun Khalifat or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Timilehin Olukotun

Marked 5.50, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

130 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Louis Umoh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Divine Onourah is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kun Khalifat is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Alex Amaefula

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Sydney Bright gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kun Khalifat share the spoils with Katsina United

A 1‑1 draw with Katsina United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Daniel Edeh has taken the shirt

At 26 he is in the side on merit and somebody else is watching from the bench. Places at Kun Khalifat are won quietly and lost loudly.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Onuorah Onyedika

Successful dribbles: 8. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The clock does Chijioke Ekpemadu’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Kun Khalifat could ask drops and the wages Chijioke Ekpemadu can ask rise.

In brief

129 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Onuorah Onyedika asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Kun Khalifat turn down Young Boys for Onuorah Onyedika

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Ameur Bouguettaya out for 28 days

The medical room confirms 28 days on the sidelines for Ameur Bouguettaya, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Onuorah Onyedika

Marked 8.66 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Suraj Ayeleso gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Nasarawa United expected to open talks for Divine Onourah

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Kun Khalifat will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Match

Honours even between Kun Khalifat and Shooting Stars

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

No place for Isaac Okoye in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Isaac Okoye has his answer from Kun Khalifat; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

128 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Divine Onourah keeps Kun Khalifat in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Chijioke Ekpemadu asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Henry Onyeka signs on for the long haul

Kun Khalifat moved before anybody else could: a new deal for Henry Onyeka, agreed quietly and announced loudly. Boards extend managers for many reasons; the good one is the one this looks like.

Market

Joshua Ademola comes home

The shirt still fits. Joshua Ademola is back at Kun Khalifat, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Isaac Awoniyi is a Kun Khalifat player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Peter Obi is a Kun Khalifat player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Onuorah Onyedika in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Onuorah Onyedika

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Daniel Edeh

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

127 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Zakka John hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chijioke Ekpemadu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Kelechi Omeruo told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Kelechi Omeruo has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Kun Khalifat.

Market

The Akpan Nsikak-Abong story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Akpan Nsikak-Abong signs something — a contract at Kun Khalifat or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Sydney Bright still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Kun Khalifat would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

126 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Divine Onourah asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Percy Dolly signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Percy Dolly commits to Kun Khalifat for another 3 years.

In brief

125 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Louis Umoh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Kun Khalifat count the cost of losing Ameur Bouguettaya

56 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Kun Khalifat count the cost of losing Akpan Nsikak-Abong

28 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The golden glove goes to Akpan Nsikak-Abong

20 clean sheets across a season, and the one award on the pitch nobody else is eligible for. Most keepers get through a whole career without a year like it.

Market

A long bet from Kun Khalifat on Percy Dolly

He is 19, and nobody at Kun Khalifat signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

124 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chijioke Ekpemadu asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kun Khalifat lose Ugochukwu Akuta

49 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

123 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Idris Guda signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Idris Guda and Kun Khalifat agree another 1 years.

Squad

Timilehin Olukotun knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Timilehin Olukotun trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

122 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Zakka John asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Suraj Ayeleso out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for Suraj Ayeleso, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

121 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Louis Umoh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Kun Khalifat lose Ameur Bouguettaya

84 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Kun Khalifat lose Akpan Nsikak-Abong

56 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

120 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Divine Onourah asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ugochukwu Akuta out for 77 days

The medical room confirms 77 days on the sidelines for Ugochukwu Akuta, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

119 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chijioke Ekpemadu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

118 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Onuorah Onyedika asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

117 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Louis Umoh asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ameur Bouguettaya out for 112 days

The medical room confirms 112 days on the sidelines for Ameur Bouguettaya, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

116 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ugochukwu Akuta out for 105 days

The medical room confirms 105 days on the sidelines for Ugochukwu Akuta, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

115 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Suraj Ayeleso says Kun Khalifat went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Divine Onourah puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

114 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chijioke Ekpemadu asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Idris Guda signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Idris Guda commits to Kun Khalifat for another 1 years.

In brief

113 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Louis Umoh asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timilehin Olukotun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

112 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kun Khalifat count the cost of losing Ugochukwu Akuta

133 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Onuorah Onyedika in the eights

A performance of 9.07 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Akpan Nsikak-Abong

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akpan Nsikak-Abong, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Sydney Bright in the eights

A performance of 8.09 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Kun Khalifat share the spoils with El-Kanemi Warriors

A 2‑2 draw with El-Kanemi Warriors leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Zakka John

A mark of 3.77 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

111 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Suraj Ayeleso hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kun Khalifat come up short against Plateau United

Plateau United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

No hiding place for Maulud Riruwai

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Maulud Riruwai, and the manager let it.

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong linked with a move away

The name of Akpan Nsikak-Abong keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kun Khalifat say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Idris Guda runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Zakka John never got going

5.80 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

110 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Onuorah Onyedika puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Ikenna Nkwazema’s move to Shooting Stars falls through

The deal that would have taken Ikenna Nkwazema to Shooting Stars has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Kun Khalifat with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Zakka John gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Onuorah Onyedika

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Zakka John keeps on missing

Shots: 16, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Match

Kun Khalifat and Wikki Tourists take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Onuorah Onyedika knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Onuorah Onyedika trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Is this Suraj Ayeleso’s last season?

“I will know when it is time. I am not there yet.” Suraj Ayeleso is 37, with 3 appearances behind him, and Kun Khalifat will have to plan for whichever answer comes.

In brief

109 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Louis Umoh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Suraj Ayeleso

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Suraj Ayeleso, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Daniel Edeh

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Anyanwu

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

A long bet from Kun Khalifat on Bright Ogu

He is 18, and nobody at Kun Khalifat signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

Shooting Stars are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Kun Khalifat will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Match

Point won or two lost for Kun Khalifat?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Niger Tornadoes? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 12. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

108 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Suraj Ayeleso: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kun Khalifat have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Chijioke Ekpemadu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Kun Khalifat sell Solomon Odoemenam for $120.0K

Solomon Odoemenam has left for Shooting Stars in a $120.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Shooting Stars join the queue for Ikenna Nkwazema

Add another name to the list: Shooting Stars have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ikenna Nkwazema. The answer from Kun Khalifat has not changed — yet.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sydney Bright

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Onuorah Onyedika stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.69 on the card, and the Kun Khalifat support went home talking about one name.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Zakka John

A mark of 3.60 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Squad

Zakka John knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Zakka John trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

107 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Kun Khalifat run riot against Abia Warriors

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Akpan Nsikak-Abong

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula in the eights

A performance of 9.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Promise Anyanwu

Marked 9.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Ameur Bouguettaya

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ameur Bouguettaya, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gabriel Lekan

Defensive actions: 17. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

106 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Onuorah Onyedika puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Anyanwu

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Idris Guda signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Idris Guda and Kun Khalifat agree another 1 years.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Alex Amaefula

A mark of 7.56, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Market

Kun Khalifat buy the years ahead of Taiwo Awaziem

He is 18, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Market

The Solomon Odoemenam conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Shooting Stars will make the call about Solomon Odoemenam this week. Kun Khalifat have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Promise Anyanwu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Gabriel Lekan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 14, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

105 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Louis Umoh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kun Khalifat come up short against Remo Stars

Remo Stars left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Daniel Edeh gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Daniel Ifeanyichukwu conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Wikki Tourists will make the call about Daniel Ifeanyichukwu this week. Kun Khalifat have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Zakka John

Marked 5.27, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Gabriel Lekan keeps the shirt for now, at Kun Khalifat's convenience rather than his own.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 9. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

104 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Zakka John asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Akpan Nsikak-Abong

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Solomon Odoemenam has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kun Khalifat they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu in the eights

A performance of 8.98 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Chinonso Romanus sends Kun Khalifat past Barau

It finished 2‑0, and it was Chinonso Romanus’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kun Khalifat.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Chinonso Romanus

Marked 8.79 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Abia Warriors join the queue for Ikenna Nkwazema

Add another name to the list: Abia Warriors have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ikenna Nkwazema. The answer from Kun Khalifat has not changed — yet.

Player ratings

Gabriel Lekan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

103 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Emmanuel Okoh conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Katsina United will make the call about Emmanuel Okoh this week. Kun Khalifat have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Onuorah Onyedika knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Onuorah Onyedika trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Match

Point won or two lost for Kun Khalifat?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Enyimba? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

Akpan Nsikak-Abong linked with a move away

The name of Akpan Nsikak-Abong keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kun Khalifat say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Zakka John never got going

5.53 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Market

The shop window has Onuorah Onyedika in it

Kun Khalifat have let the market know Onuorah Onyedika can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

102 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong keeps Kun Khalifat in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ebunobi Onyedika has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kun Khalifat they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Ikenna Nkwazema hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Blessed Iyamu

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Emmanuel Okoh attracts admirers

The name of Emmanuel Okoh has come up in conversations Kun Khalifat were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu in the eights

A performance of 8.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Chinonso Romanus gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Chinonso Romanus

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Kun Khalifat, and it is a cruel one.

In brief

101 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emmanuel Ajibola asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Daniel Ifeanyichukwu has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kun Khalifat they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Zakka John signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Zakka John and Kun Khalifat agree another 4 years.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula in the eights

A performance of 8.79 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Zakka John gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kun Khalifat and Rangers International take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Rangers International expected to open talks for Ikenna Nkwazema

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Kun Khalifat will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Alex Amaefula is off the mark for Kun Khalifat

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

100 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Louis Umoh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Emmanuel Okoh is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kun Khalifat is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Zakka John is a Kun Khalifat player

The fee is $210.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. El-Kanemi Warriors drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Kun Khalifat sell Chukwuma Ukoh for $120.0K

Chukwuma Ukoh has left for El-Kanemi Warriors in a $120.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Match

Kun Khalifat get the job done against Kwara United

A 1‑0 win over Kwara United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gabriel Lekan

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ebunobi Onyedika

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

99 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

6 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Bayelsa United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Kun Khalifat did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kano Pillars take the points off Kun Khalifat

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

The one thing Blessed Iyamu could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Timilehin Olukotun never got going

5.60 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Chijioke Ahiaeke

Marked 5.78, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

98 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Daniel Ifeanyichukwu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Kun Khalifat say no — this time

The offer from Kwara United for Solomon Odoemenam was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

5 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Market

Ebunobi Onyedika has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kun Khalifat they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kun Khalifat come up short against Bayelsa United

Bayelsa United left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Promise Anyanwu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Chukwuma Ukoh conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Nasarawa United will make the call about Chukwuma Ukoh this week. Kun Khalifat have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Donald Essien

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

97 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Hassan Olubode hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Daniel Edeh

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Gabriel Okechukwu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gabriel Okechukwu and Kun Khalifat agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Blessed Iyamu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Blessed Iyamu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Daniel Ifeanyichukwu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daniel Ifeanyichukwu, and the manager let it.

Match

Point won or two lost for Kun Khalifat?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Ikorodu City? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

96 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu shuts the door

Defensive actions: 33, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Emmanuel Okoh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Chinonso Romanus gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gabriel Lekan

Defensive actions: 14. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Kun Khalifat draw a blank against Katsina United

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Katsina United defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

95 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Akpan Nsikak-Abong

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Emmanuel Ajibola hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timilehin Olukotun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Match

No goals between Kun Khalifat and Shooting Stars

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Shooting Stars will be the happier side with the point.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Timilehin Olukotun

A mark of 5.59 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Chijioke Ahiaeke

A mark of 5.73 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

94 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Onuorah Onyedika

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 25 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Alex Amaefula stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alex Amaefula and Kun Khalifat agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Chijioke Ahiaeke

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Timilehin Olukotun asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gabriel Lekan

Defensive actions: 13. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

The one thing Blessed Iyamu could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Match

Kun Khalifat and Bendel Insurance cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Bendel Insurance came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

93 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong keeps Kun Khalifat in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Hassan Olubode hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Onuorah Onyedika shuts the door

Defensive actions: 21, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Lekan

Marked 8.90 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Kun Khalifat see off El-Kanemi Warriors

Three points for Kun Khalifat, 1‑0 the final word against El-Kanemi Warriors in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Chinonso Romanus in the eights

A performance of 8.15 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Louis Umoh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Louis Umoh, and the manager let it.

In brief

92 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Kun Khalifat

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Ikenna Nkwazema hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kun Khalifat against Plateau United

0‑2 to Plateau United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Promise Anyanwu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Chinonso Romanus runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The one thing Blessed Iyamu could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Timilehin Olukotun

A mark of 5.61 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu never got going

5.67 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

91 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Emmanuel Ajibola asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Solomon Ogberahwe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kun Khalifat come up short against Wikki Tourists

Wikki Tourists left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

The one thing Timilehin Olukotun could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Blessed Iyamu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

90 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong keeps Kun Khalifat in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Emmanuel Okoh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gabriel Lekan

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Michael Akano gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Onuorah Onyedika

Defensive actions: 17. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Daniel Edeh

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Alex Amaefula knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alex Amaefula trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

89 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu shuts the door

Defensive actions: 41, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Kun Khalifat

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Timilehin Olukotun gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Alex Amaefula knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alex Amaefula trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Daniel Edeh

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 13 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Kun Khalifat and Nasarawa United cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Nasarawa United came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Player ratings

The one thing Timilehin Olukotun could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

88 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Hassan Olubode puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kun Khalifat and Abia Warriors cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Abia Warriors came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Player ratings

The one thing Blessed Iyamu could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Daniel Edeh

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 12 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Timilehin Olukotun

Marked 5.43, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Solomon Odoemenam

A mark of 5.53 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Squad

Emmanuel Ajibola knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Emmanuel Ajibola trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

87 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Akpan Nsikak-Abong

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akpan Nsikak-Abong, and the manager let it.

Match

Rivers United take the points off Kun Khalifat

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Timilehin Olukotun asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Michael Akano never got going

5.62 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

86 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Emmanuel Okoh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong keeps Kun Khalifat in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Gabriel Lekan in the eights

A performance of 8.86 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Kun Khalifat and Remo Stars take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hassan Olubode

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Timilehin Olukotun knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Timilehin Olukotun trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu keeps on missing

Shots: 5, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

85 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Daniel Ifeanyichukwu asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gabriel Lekan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Gabriel Lekan sends Kun Khalifat past Barau

It finished 1‑0, and it was Gabriel Lekan’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kun Khalifat.

Player ratings

Daniel Edeh shuts the door

Defensive actions: 14, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Donald Essien runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Louis Umoh

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Timilehin Olukotun keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

Kun Khalifat put Onuorah Onyedika up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Onuorah Onyedika may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

84 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Hassan Olubode hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gabriel Lekan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.82, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timilehin Olukotun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Match

Kun Khalifat share the spoils with Enyimba

A 1‑1 draw with Enyimba leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Blessed Iyamu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu keeps on missing

Shots: 5, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu changes it off the bench

He was not in the side at half past three and he had settled it before five. Half an hour, and Kun Khalifat had a different afternoon.

In brief

83 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emmanuel Ajibola hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriel Lekan

Marked 8.74 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Akpan Nsikak-Abong

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akpan Nsikak-Abong, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Costly mistake from Akpan Nsikak-Abong

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Akpan Nsikak-Abong knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Match

Gabriel Lekan rescues a point for Kun Khalifat

It needed Gabriel Lekan to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Warri Wolves, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Alex Amaefula knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu keeps on missing

Shots: 5, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

82 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Emmanuel Okoh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kun Khalifat come up short against Rangers International

Rangers International left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Chijioke Ahiaeke

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chijioke Ahiaeke, and the manager let it.

Squad

Alex Amaefula knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alex Amaefula trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong shuts the door again

5 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Solomon Odoemenam

Marked 5.24, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Timilehin Olukotun

A mark of 5.42 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

81 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

The Bayelsa United deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Solomon Odoemenam reports back to Kun Khalifat with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Promise Anyanwu

Marked 9.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Kun Khalifat find a way past Kwara United

Kwara United made Kun Khalifat work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Donald Essien

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.14, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Michael Akano gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Kun Khalifat have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chinonso Romanus

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

80 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kun Khalifat bow out of the cup

Katsina United go through and Kun Khalifat go home, 0‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu shuts the door

Defensive actions: 31, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Hassan Olubode puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 6 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Market

The Warri Wolves deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Chukwuma Ukoh reports back to Kun Khalifat with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Onuorah Onyedika

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 24 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Akpan Nsikak-Abong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Emmanuel Ajibola

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

79 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Blessed Iyamu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Divine Onourah says Kun Khalifat went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Chukwuma Ukoh has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kun Khalifat they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Hassan Olubode

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hassan Olubode, and the manager let it.

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78 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Daniel Ifeanyichukwu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Bayelsa United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Kun Khalifat did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

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Nothing got past Onuorah Onyedika

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Kun Khalifat sign Maulud Riruwai, one for the future

Maulud Riruwai is 20, and Kun Khalifat have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Maulud Riruwai signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Maulud Riruwai commits to Kun Khalifat for another 3 years.

Squad

Chijioke Ahiaeke gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sunday Adehi

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 13 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

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77 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Chijioke Ahiaeke asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Onuorah Onyedika shuts the door

Defensive actions: 27, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Blessed Iyamu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Blessed Iyamu

Marked 8.95 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Kun Khalifat get the job done against Katsina United

A 1‑0 win over Katsina United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Market

The Chukwuma Ukoh conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Warri Wolves will make the call about Chukwuma Ukoh this week. Kun Khalifat have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Blessed Iyamu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chinonso Romanus

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Somebody is after Solomon Ogberahwe’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Solomon Ogberahwe suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Kun Khalifat have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief

76 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Kun Khalifat

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timilehin Olukotun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Solomon Odoemenam conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Barau will make the call about Solomon Odoemenam this week. Kun Khalifat have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gabriel Lekan

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Alex Amaefula asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Chinonso Romanus runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Kun Khalifat and Shooting Stars cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Shooting Stars came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Timilehin Olukotun

A mark of 5.56 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

75 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Hassan Olubode asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Akpan Nsikak-Abong and Kun Khalifat agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

As if he never left: Aminu Iheanacho returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Aminu Iheanacho is a Kun Khalifat player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Sunday Onuachu is a Kun Khalifat player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Chukwueze Lawal is a Kun Khalifat player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Solomon Ogberahwe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kun Khalifat share the spoils with Bendel Insurance

A 1‑1 draw with Bendel Insurance leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Alex Amaefula knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kun Khalifat, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

74 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Daniel Ifeanyichukwu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Akpan Nsikak-Abong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alex Amaefula is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.03 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Kun Khalifat know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

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73 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emmanuel Ajibola puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kun Khalifat, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Gabriel Lekan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The shop window has Chijioke Ahiaeke in it

Kun Khalifat have let the market know Chijioke Ahiaeke can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

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72 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ahmed Yahaya asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Gabriel Lekan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Blessed Iyamu placed on the list

Kun Khalifat have made Blessed Iyamu available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

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