Jacob Bartlett

Central Defender - CF Montreal
14 Aug 2029
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Jacob Bartlett

155 Edition

The CF Montreal Gazette

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

CF Montreal write off $500.0K on Nkosi Tafari

He arrived for a fee and leaves for a fraction of it. $500.0K of what CF Montreal paid for Nkosi Tafari is money the club will not see again, and the boardroom will be asked about it for two seasons.

Market

CF Montreal say no — this time

The offer from New England Revolution for Jeremy Rafanello was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

5 matches without a win for CF Montreal

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around CF Montreal are no longer polite ones.

Transfer targets

CF Montreal make their move for Riqui Puig

$760.0K on the table at LA Galaxy. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at CF Montreal

Martín Leal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Noah Streit was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

CF Montreal keep their word to Adam Saldana

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

Jacob Bartlett is a square peg at CF Montreal

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Jacques Rey chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

In brief

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146 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from John Pulskamp

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Taylor Calheira out for 17 days

The medical room confirms 17 days on the sidelines for Taylor Calheira, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

A falling-out at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

André Luiz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Emir Karić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Emir Karić, and the manager let it.

Match

Sporting Kansas City come up short against LA Galaxy

LA Galaxy left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Tim Wright faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Tim Wright after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Lasse Berg Johnsen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Sporting Kansas City will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dominik Marczuk

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

135 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

$800.0K settles it between the clubs for Christian Olivares

DC United have accepted the money. What Sporting Kansas City do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rafael Navarro

Sporting Kansas City asked and St. Louis CITY SC said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Justin Reynolds puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Sporting Kansas City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Sporting Kansas City get their man

The chase for Nebiyou Perry ended with $430.0K changing hands and Atlanta United FC out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

John Pulskamp in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Sporting Kansas City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

No place for André Luiz in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” André Luiz has his answer from Sporting Kansas City; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dominik Marczuk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Sporting Kansas City try to borrow Salim Musah

Werder Bremen have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

André Luiz gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say André Luiz is on it.

In brief

128 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dante Sealy asks to leave Sporting Kansas City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Wyatt Meyer says Sporting Kansas City went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Sporting Kansas City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. André Luiz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Noah Allen's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Sporting Kansas City are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

When it matters, Cielo Tschantret plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

A season on the outside for André Luiz

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Sporting Kansas City has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

The John Pulskamp talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Sporting Kansas City know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Markus Cimermancic knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Sporting Kansas City, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

124 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dante Sealy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Sporting Kansas City, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Ethan Bartlow says Sporting Kansas City went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

André Luiz honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Sporting Kansas City had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Squad

Tempers go at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

14 clean sheets and the golden glove for John Pulskamp

The one award on the pitch nobody else can win. 14 games in a season in which nobody scored past him, and a career that will be measured against this one.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dante Sealy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Jacob Bartlett has seen enough of San Diego Football Club

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Sporting Kansas City, and 5 appearances in 19 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

The John Pulskamp talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Sporting Kansas City know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Darius Randell has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Sporting Kansas City will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

121 Edition

The San Diego Football Club Sentinel

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

92 days out for Andrew Brody after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. San Diego Football Club will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at San Diego Football Club

Elias Achouri was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at San Diego Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Anders Dreyer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

120 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Sporting Kansas City are through

1‑0 settles it, and a club that spent a season earning the right to play these games has won one of them. Somebody else's season ended tonight, which is the part nobody mentions in the celebrations.

Match

Sporting Kansas City win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 96th minute. Austin FC will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Market

Dante Sealy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Sporting Kansas City, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Justin Musah keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Sporting Kansas City may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Sporting Kansas City make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Sporting Kansas City have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The run at home goes on for Sporting Kansas City

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Calvin Harris

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dante Sealy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

  • Loan watch Jacob Bartlett wants to come home
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Calvin Harris
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
119 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Adam Dempsey

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Sporting Kansas City lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Calvin Harris says Sporting Kansas City went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

John Pulskamp in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Sporting Kansas City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and André Luiz was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Noah Allen's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Sporting Kansas City are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ethan Bartlow

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ethan Bartlow, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

$26.4M on the table at Sporting Kansas City

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

The dugout

André Luiz gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say André Luiz is on it.

The dugout

Dante Sealy knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dante Sealy trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

114 Edition

The San Diego Football Club Sentinel

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Jacob Bartlett says San Diego Football Club went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

San Diego Football Club may not be able to give Kevin Kelsy what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Kevin Kelsy wants continental football; whether San Diego Football Club can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

Elias Achouri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at San Diego Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jeppe Tverskov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

San Diego Football Club beat the market to Dylan Nealis from Real Salt Lake

Real Salt Lake will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Dylan Nealis has pre-agreed a move to San Diego Football Club, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Match

Real Salt Lake take the points off San Diego Football Club

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for CJ dos Santos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to CJ dos Santos, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Osvald Søe wants to come home

“I did not go to Minnesota United FC to sit and watch. I want to come back to San Diego Football Club and fight for my place.” 6 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Andrew Howard left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

114 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A falling-out at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Sporting Kansas City do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

The dugout

No hiding place for Taylor Calheira

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Taylor Calheira, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Sporting Kansas City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dante Sealy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Jacob Bartlett has seen enough of San Diego Football Club

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Sporting Kansas City, and 3 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dominik Marczuk

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Caden Clark stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.31 on the card, and the Sporting Kansas City support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Julian Hall named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Julian Hall is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

André Luiz gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say André Luiz is on it.

In brief

108 Edition

The San Diego Football Club Sentinel

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Orlando Pirates come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and San Diego Football Club did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Gabriel Pirani wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at San Diego Football Club hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at San Diego Football Club

Matías Hernández was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

André Franco wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and San Diego Football Club know it.

Squad

Jeppe Tverskov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Jeppe Tverskov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Elias Achouri talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. San Diego Football Club know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Looking ahead

Kevin Kelsy faces his old club

St. Louis CITY SC next, and one man in the San Diego Football Club dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Squad

“I want to play”: Jacob Bartlett speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

104 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Sporting Kansas City say no — this time

The offer from San Jose Earthquakes for Justin Reynolds was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Kwaku Agyabeng asks to leave Sporting Kansas City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Nobody wants to play Sporting Kansas City right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

André Luiz wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Sporting Kansas City hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words exchanged at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Sporting Kansas City make their move for Jeff Gal

$130.0K on the table at Orlando City. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Sporting Kansas City bid $33.0K for Joe Rice

The offer went to San Diego Football Club this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Sporting Kansas City walk away from Joe Willis

$7.0K was the most the club would pay and Nashville SC were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Market

San Diego Football Club join the queue for Jacob Bartlett

Add another name to the list: San Diego Football Club have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Jacob Bartlett. The answer from Sporting Kansas City has not changed — yet.

In brief

103 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jacob Bartlett puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Sporting Kansas City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Mohammed Sofo is a Sporting Kansas City player

The fee is $2.4M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Vancouver Whitecaps drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Boardroom

Sporting Kansas City go back to the board over Benji Kikanović

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $2.4M — a club that wants Benji Kikanović enough to be asked twice.

Match

Nobody wants to play Sporting Kansas City right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

A falling-out at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Sporting Kansas City bid $7.0K for Joe Willis

The offer went to Nashville SC this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words at Sporting Kansas City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. André Luiz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Sporting Kansas City rebuffed over Jonathan Klinsmann

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Genoa have kept their man, and Sporting Kansas City go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Sporting Kansas City get the job done against San Diego Football Club

A 2‑1 win over San Diego Football Club, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

98 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Stephen Afrifa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Sporting Kansas City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

6 saves: John Pulskamp was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

John Pulskamp in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Sporting Kansas City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and André Luiz was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ethan Bartlow

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ethan Bartlow, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

André Luiz takes the honours

Marked 7.82 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Sporting Kansas City had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Sporting Kansas City share the spoils with Seattle Sounders

A 2‑2 draw with Seattle Sounders leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Jacob Bartlett's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Sporting Kansas City will not try tonight.

The dugout

André Luiz gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say André Luiz is on it.

In brief

97 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jacob Bartlett asks to leave Sporting Kansas City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

André Luiz raises the bar for Sporting Kansas City

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Sporting Kansas City heard it as anything else.

Squad

Or Blorian in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Sporting Kansas City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and André Luiz was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club take the points off Sporting Kansas City

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

John Pulskamp gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

André Luiz runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Tim Wright: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Lasse Berg Johnsen makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

95 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

André Luiz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Dominik Marczuk wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Sporting Kansas City know it.

The dugout

Sporting Kansas City keep their word to Yanela Mbuthuma

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Jacob Bartlett gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Dante Sealy has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Sporting Kansas City will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The John Pulskamp story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until John Pulskamp signs something — a contract at Sporting Kansas City or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Julian Hall knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Julian Hall trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Dante Sealy placed on the list

Sporting Kansas City have made Dante Sealy available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

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The Sporting Kansas City Post

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jacob Bartlett puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Sporting Kansas City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Or Blorian stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Or Blorian and Sporting Kansas City agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dante Sealy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A mistake John Pulskamp will not forget

Goalkeepers do not get to make mistakes; they get to make goals. He made one, he knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

John Pulskamp is still paying for one afternoon at Sporting Kansas City

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Match

Sporting Kansas City and Portland Timbers take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Taylor Calheira

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dante Sealy

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dante Sealy, and the manager let it.

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89 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The small margins put Sporting Kansas City out

Out, 1‑2 to Chicago Fire, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Jacob Bartlett hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Sporting Kansas City can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Cielo Tschantret goes up and wins it — 7.53

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.53 for the rest of it.

Transfer targets

San Jose Earthquakes tell Sporting Kansas City: Jonathan González is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

Julian Hall due for a Sporting Kansas City medical

Everything agreed with Vancouver Whitecaps, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Match

The wait goes on for Sporting Kansas City

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Emir Karić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Sporting Kansas City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

An offer of $140.0K for Jeff Gal

Sporting Kansas City have gone to Orlando City with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

André Luiz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

88 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Capita asks to leave Sporting Kansas City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Jacob Bartlett says Sporting Kansas City went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ricky Louis is a Sporting Kansas City player

The fee is $1.7M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. FC Dallas drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Lasse Berg Johnsen out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Lasse Berg Johnsen, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Business is business: Ryan Schewe goes

New York City paid $950.0K and Sporting Kansas City took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Words exchanged at Sporting Kansas City

John Pulskamp and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and André Luiz was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Capita gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

San Diego Football Club take the points off Sporting Kansas City

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

87 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Ricky Louis

Sporting Kansas City and FC Dallas have settled on $1.7M. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Ryan Schewe asks to leave Sporting Kansas City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lasse Berg Johnsen raises the bar for Sporting Kansas City

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Sporting Kansas City heard it as anything else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Sporting Kansas City

Or Blorian and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Sporting Kansas City baulk at the price for Joe Brito

FC Cincinnati wanted more than $290.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and John Pulskamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

5 new faces, and Sporting Kansas City are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Lasse Berg Johnsen gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lasse Berg Johnsen is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jacob Bartlett

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

82 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Corey Baird has said yes to Philadelphia Union

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Sporting Kansas City have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Sporting Kansas City turn down Portland Timbers for Lasse Berg Johnsen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Sporting Kansas City baulk at the price for Brandon Vázquez

Austin FC wanted more than $10.1M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Market

Stephen Afrifa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Sporting Kansas City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

John Pulskamp in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Sporting Kansas City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

An offer of $130.0K for Donovan Pines

Sporting Kansas City have gone to Charlotte Football Club with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jacob Bartlett

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Dante Sealy has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Sporting Kansas City will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Boardroom

Open for business: Sporting Kansas City enter the window

The registration window is open and the phone has started. Between now and the deadline this club will be linked with forty players and sign three, which is the usual ratio.

In brief

75 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Calvin Harris breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Lasse Berg Johnsen honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Sporting Kansas City had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Squad

John Pulskamp falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Sporting Kansas City

Dominik Marczuk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Lasse Berg Johnsen gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lasse Berg Johnsen is on it.

The dugout

Jacob Bartlett gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

63 Edition

The Sporting Kansas City Post

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

123 days out for Calvin Harris after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Sporting Kansas City will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Sporting Kansas City

Lasse Berg Johnsen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Sporting Kansas City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and John Pulskamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Lasse Berg Johnsen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Ryan Schewe told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Ryan Schewe has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Sporting Kansas City.

The dugout

Jacob Bartlett gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Lasse Berg Johnsen question follows Sporting Kansas City around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Lasse Berg Johnsen’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Calvin Harris knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Calvin Harris trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Sporting Kansas City and Dante Sealy are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief