Javier Giménez

Central Midfielder - Free Agent
10 Sep 2037
Thursday
Process

Marked for Javier Giménez

547 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Evgeny Morev damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Rafael Tapia breaks a bone — 95 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 95 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Andrea Dorigo

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Bálint Szabó hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

US Creteil see off Paris FC

Three points for US Creteil, 2‑1 the final word against Paris FC in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Javier Giménez

Marked 8.93 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Cheikh Tidiane Diako was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.76. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at US Creteil

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

Back issues
545 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at US Creteil

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

Andrea Dorigo keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Evgeny Morev damages knee ligaments — 96 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 96 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Rafael Tapia breaks a bone — 109 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 109 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at US Creteil

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at US Creteil

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Lucas Soto yet — 9.18

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.18 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at US Creteil for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Market

Henrik Ajer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

543 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Evgeny Morev damages knee ligaments — 110 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 110 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Gabriel Altamirano out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Nowhere to hide for US Creteil

0‑3 against AC Ajaccio, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Gabriel Altamirano asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Andrea Dorigo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Andrea Dorigo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around US Creteil the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

The wait goes on for US Creteil

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Javier Giménez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Ryan Ferhaoui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

US Creteil lose Charles Collet

57 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

  • Boardroom No signings allowed at US Creteil
  • Boardroom Nobody left the US Creteil dressing room in a hurry
  • Boardroom 100% of the income goes out in wages at US Creteil
535 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Abdoulaye Konaté out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Lucas Soto puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at US Creteil, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Andrea Dorigo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Andrea Dorigo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around US Creteil the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Gabriel Altamirano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Dijon take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at US Creteil

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

Javier Giménez was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.48. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Alessandro Bassino at his very best

Marked 8.44. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at US Creteil.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages eat 109% of everything US Creteil earn
  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Iliès Salhi
  • Squad The manager has not finished forgetting Andrea Dorigo's mistake
533 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

13 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Abdoulaye Konaté out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Andrea Dorigo

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Gaël Nsombi yet — 9.19

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.19 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Andrii Chepurnyi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Marley Rayment-Dawkins puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at US Creteil, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

US Creteil find a way past Bourg-Peronnas

Bourg-Peronnas made US Creteil work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Javier Giménez was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.19. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Cheikh Tidiane Diako

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.52, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

528 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

8 Sep 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andrea Dorigo keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A fracture rules Abdoulaye Konaté out for 98 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Gabriel Altamirano asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The US Creteil board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Player ratings

A brace, and Cheikh Tidiane Diako takes the afternoon — 8.53

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Cheikh Tidiane Diako provided it, and the 8.53 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Gabriel Altamirano in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gaël Nsombi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The owner puts $908.2K into US Creteil

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Match

Cheikh Tidiane Diako sends US Creteil past Nimes

It finished 2‑1, and it was Cheikh Tidiane Diako’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to US Creteil.

In brief

527 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

1 Sep 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Andrea Dorigo

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Abdoulaye Konaté out for 105 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Cheikh Tidiane Diako hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Andrea Dorigo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Gaël Nsombi, 33, rolls back the years — 8.50

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.50 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Ryan Ferhaoui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

US Creteil come up short against Valenciennes

Valenciennes left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at US Creteil

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

526 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

25 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at US Creteil spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Abdoulaye Konaté out for 112 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Rafael Tapia hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gabriel Altamirano in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gaël Nsombi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Javier Giménez in the eights

A performance of 8.66 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

When it matters, Gaël Nsombi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

US Creteil and Clermont Foot take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Iliès Salhi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

519 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

7 Jul 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rémy Vasseur

51 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. US Creteil lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Yiğit Ercan out for 100 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

US Creteil put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at US Creteil

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Javier Giménez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at US Creteil, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Andrea Dorigo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Andrea Dorigo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around US Creteil the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gaël Nsombi and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Gabriel Altamirano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

$725.7K of the owner's money at US Creteil

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

517 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

23 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Yiğit Ercan out for 114 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Gabriel Altamirano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Market

US Creteil turn down AS Nancy for Andrea Dorigo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Kwider Benmakrelouf is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Gabriel Altamirano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

516 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

16 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at US Creteil

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at US Creteil is running low.

Market

Stefano Fernández puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at US Creteil, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Andrea Dorigo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gaël Nsombi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Andrea Dorigo conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: AS Nancy will make the call about Andrea Dorigo this week. US Creteil have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Boardroom

US Creteil are $38.6M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

514 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

2 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at US Creteil has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

US Creteil spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at US Creteil

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Daniel Parker asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ignat Kasjanov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ignat Kasjanov commits to US Creteil for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Gabriel Altamirano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$743.6K of the owner's money at US Creteil

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Market

Javier Giménez is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at US Creteil has been clear about where Javier Giménez stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

513 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

26 May 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gabriel Altamirano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Kwider Benmakrelouf is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Gabriel Altamirano in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gaël Nsombi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Javier Giménez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Javier Giménez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

509 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

28 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Kwider Benmakrelouf

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kwider Benmakrelouf will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around US Creteil the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Yiğit Ercan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at US Creteil, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gaël Nsombi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Andrea Dorigo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

When it matters, Javier Giménez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

505 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

31 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yiğit Ercan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Kwider Benmakrelouf has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Lucas Soto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Gabriel Altamirano knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Gabriel Altamirano trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

When it matters, Javier Giménez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

499 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

18 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yiğit Ercan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at US Creteil, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Kacper Stanowski has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

US Creteil cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Facundo Núñez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

494 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

14 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Market

Facundo Núñez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Yiğit Ercan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Shota Apridonidze keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for US Creteil

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Boardroom

US Creteil to lose Facundo Núñez for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Facundo Núñez has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Shota Apridonidze conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Paris FC will make the call about Shota Apridonidze this week. US Creteil have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ryan Ferhaoui is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

491 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

24 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Andrea Dorigo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Match

8 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Stefano Fernández: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kwider Benmakrelouf among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Kwider Benmakrelouf on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of US Creteil and AC Ajaccio.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Facundo Núñez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ignat Kasjanov is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.39 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Ignat Kasjanov was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.87. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

485 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

12 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil taken apart

2‑5 to AS Nancy, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Lucas Soto hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Lucas Soto pops up at the right end — 7.93

7.93, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about US Creteil and AS Nancy in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Edicson Tamiche's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; US Creteil are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

131% of the income goes out in wages at US Creteil

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

482 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andrea Dorigo keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Kwider Benmakrelouf hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten US Creteil

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ryan Ferhaoui is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Javier Giménez at his very best

Marked 9.09. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at US Creteil.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Gaël Nsombi at his very best

Marked 8.90. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at US Creteil.

Squad

No hiding place for Lucas Soto

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Soto, and the manager let it.

Match

US Creteil and Red Star take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief