8 Nov 2026
Sunday
Process
14 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andrés Ferro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metropolitanos this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jeizon Ramírez Chacón falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 232% of everything Metropolitanos earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

Back issues
13 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Metropolitanos

Andrés Ferro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Metropolitanos training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jeizon Ramírez Chacón is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Andrés Ferro is still paying for one afternoon at Metropolitanos

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

12 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andrés Ferro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metropolitanos this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jeizon Ramírez Chacón falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of David Zalzman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

11 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Zalzman: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Metropolitanos have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Metropolitanos

Andrés Ferro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Metropolitanos training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jeizon Ramírez Chacón is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

10 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

George Ayine says Metropolitanos went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Metropolitanos

Robert Garcés was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jeizon Ramírez Chacón falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

9 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Robert Garcés in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metropolitanos this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Agustín Bianciotti

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Agustín Bianciotti, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Metropolitanos training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jeizon Ramírez Chacón is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

8 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Metropolitanos

Robert Garcés was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Saimon Ramírez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Jeizon Ramírez Chacón falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

7 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Saimon Ramírez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Metropolitanos may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Metropolitanos

Andrés Ferro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ely Valderrey falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

6 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andrés Ferro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metropolitanos this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

326% of the income goes out in wages at Metropolitanos

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Rafael Acosta out for 43 days

The medical room confirms 43 days on the sidelines for Rafael Acosta, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

5 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Metropolitanos

Andrés Ferro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Metropolitanos training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jeizon Ramírez Chacón is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Andrés Ferro is still paying for one afternoon at Metropolitanos

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

4 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andrés Ferro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metropolitanos this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jeizon Ramírez Chacón falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yolfran Caricote

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

3 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Metropolitanos

0‑1 against Deportivo La Guaira, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Sneider Navarro at 21 — 8.97

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Sneider Navarro did not need any: 8.97, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

4 matches without a win for Metropolitanos

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Metropolitanos are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Robert Garcés in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metropolitanos this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Marlon Díaz runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Metropolitanos training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jeizon Ramírez Chacón is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Metropolitanos against Zulia

1‑2 to Zulia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Andrés Ferro

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Zalzman

Marked 8.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

2 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Metropolitanos turn down Melbourne Victory for Agustín Bianciotti

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Metropolitanos count the cost of losing Rafael Acosta

72 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Robert Garcés in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metropolitanos this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Metropolitanos training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jeizon Ramírez Chacón is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Metropolitanos come up short against Deportivo La Guaira

Deportivo La Guaira left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Ely Valderrey

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ely Valderrey, and the manager let it.

In brief

1 Edition

The Metropolitanos Sentinel

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Sneider Navarro at 21 — 9.16

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Sneider Navarro did not need any: 9.16, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Rafael Acosta, 37, rolls back the years — 8.04

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.04 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Robert Garcés stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Robert Garcés and Metropolitanos agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Metropolitanos

Robert Garcés was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jeizon Ramírez Chacón falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Richard Figueroa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Sneider Navarro

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Yhonatann Yustiz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

24 months and counting on Robert Garcés

Still no offer on the table, and Robert Garcés’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.

In brief