Marat Kulaev

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Marked for Marat Kulaev

360 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

20 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yury Maximov breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Dmitry Khokhlov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Baltika 2, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sergey Vasin gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Sergey Vasin has just signed for Baltika 2, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words exchanged at Baltika 2

Aziz Gaziev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Baltika 2 buy the years ahead of Sergey Vasin

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Squad

Sevastjan Kachura falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
356 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

23 May 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yury Maximov breaks a bone — 47 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 47 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Baltika 2

Aziz Gaziev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Hugo Granlinger falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

355 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

16 May 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yury Maximov breaks a bone — 54 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 54 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Sevastjan Kachura falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Nikita Satarov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Baltika 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Nikita Satarov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nikita Satarov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Kirill Pomeshkin question follows Baltika 2 around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Kirill Pomeshkin’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Still no signature from Yury Maximov

6 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Baltika 2 could get for him.

In brief

354 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

9 May 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yury Maximov breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Aziz Gaziev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Baltika 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

No place for Aziz Gaziev in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Aziz Gaziev has his answer from Baltika 2; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

352 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

25 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Yury Maximov out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Baltika 2 will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words exchanged at Baltika 2

Aziz Gaziev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Baltika 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Hugo Granlinger was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

348 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

28 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yury Maximov breaks a bone — 103 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 103 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Aziz Gaziev asks to leave Baltika 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Baltika 2

Aziz Gaziev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

The clock does Marat Kulaev’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Baltika 2 could ask drops and the wages Marat Kulaev can ask rise.

The dugout

Aziz Gaziev has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Aziz Gaziev has written the date down.

Squad

Competition arrives for Kirill Nikolaev

A new face in his position and a shirt he thought he owned suddenly up for discussion. Baltika 2 have promised nothing, which is what clubs promise at this stage.

In brief

344 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Yury Maximov out for 131 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Baltika 2 will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

The knee: Maxim Smolnikov out for 28 days

28 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Baltika 2 lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Not going: Stanislav Antipin stays at Baltika 2

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Arsenal Tula had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Market

Hugo Granlinger hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Baltika 2 can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Stanislav Antipin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Cliques at Baltika 2

It is the quietest kind of dressing-room problem and the one that lasts longest, because nobody has done anything anyone can be disciplined for. 2 players sit outside all 3 groups entirely, which is the detail that tends to matter.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Baltika 2 dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Match

Baltika 2 and Zvezda take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hugo Granlinger

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

342 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

14 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Maxim Smolnikov out for 42 days

42 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Baltika 2 lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Nikita Kolesin asks to leave Baltika 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Baltika 2

Emil Maiorov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Kirill Nikolaev: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Baltika 2 will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

The dugout

Ilja Shalimov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Nikita Kolesin goes back to face Tver

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Nikita Kolesin’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Baltika 2 needing him to play as if none of it matters.

The dugout

Stanislav Antipin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Baltika 2, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Kirill Nikolaev question follows Baltika 2 around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Kirill Nikolaev’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Vsevolod Buradjiev left out for tactical reasons at Baltika 2

The shape wanted a different profile against this opponent, which is a real football answer and no comfort at all to the man it is about. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

340 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

31 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Marat Kulaev asks to leave Baltika 2

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Emil Maiorov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at Baltika 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Antipin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A divided room at Baltika 2

3 groups that do not mix, and 2 players belonging to none of them. Nothing here can be fined or dropped, which is why it lasts longer than any row that can.

Match

Honours even between Baltika 2 and Torpedo Vladimir

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Baltika 2

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Dinamo Vologda.

Player ratings

Kirill Pomeshkin keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

Emil Maiorov linked with a move away

The name of Emil Maiorov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Baltika 2 say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Vsevolod Yeliseev

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

339 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

24 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Nikita Satarov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Baltika 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kirill Nikolaev the difference as Baltika 2 beat Spartak Moscow 2

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kirill Nikolaev. 2‑0 against Spartak Moscow 2, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

Baltika 2 keep winning on the road

3 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Squad

A row about effort at Baltika 2

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stanislav Antipin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Kirill Nikolaev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.01. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Kirill Pomeshkin leaves them behind him

Shots: 16. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

The dugout

Marat Kulaev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Baltika 2, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vsevolod Yeliseev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vsevolod Yeliseev, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Nikita Satarov faces his old club

Torpedo Vladimir next, and one man in the Baltika 2 dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

338 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Baltika 2 come up short against Kosmos

Kosmos left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Baltika 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Antipin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Baltika 2

Stanislav Ruban and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Stanislav Antipin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Marat Kulaev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Baltika 2, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Emil Maiorov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 13. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

The weekend belonged to Gevork Sarkisyan

Player of the week, judged against every other man in the division. A small award, and one most careers never collect.

Market

The Kirill Nikolaev question follows Baltika 2 around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Kirill Nikolaev’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Gevork Sarkisyan runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Baltika 2 money.

In brief

335 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

27 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Gevork Sarkisyan takes the afternoon — 8.90

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Gevork Sarkisyan provided it, and the 8.90 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Nikita Satarov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Baltika 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Baltika 2 find a way past Irkutsk

Irkutsk made Baltika 2 work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nikita Satarov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Baltika 2

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Words at Baltika 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Antipin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Emil Maiorov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Young player of the week: Vyacheslav Biryukov

At 19 he was the best of everybody his age in the division for one weekend. Nobody should build a career on it and everybody quietly does.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Vsevolod Yeliseev

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

334 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

20 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Baltika 2

Saturn will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Baltika 2 were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Emil Maiorov scores twice — 8.38

Two goals and a mark of 8.38 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Words exchanged at Baltika 2

Emil Maiorov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Stanislav Antipin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Marat Kulaev

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

The dugout

Stanislav Antipin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Vsevolod Yeliseev dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Market

The Kirill Nikolaev question follows Baltika 2 around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Kirill Nikolaev’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Gevork Sarkisyan runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Baltika 2 money.

In brief

332 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Every point is an argument now for Baltika 2

Position 13 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

Baltika 2 see off Chertanovo

Three points for Baltika 2, 1‑0 the final word against Chertanovo in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Emil Maiorov

Marked 8.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Stanislav Antipin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Marat Kulaev makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Looking ahead

Baltika 2 take on the side everybody is chasing

Kolomna arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

Squad

“I want to play”: Vladislav Sergeev speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Squad

A promotion for Emil Maiorov

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Emil Maiorov has moved up it.

The dugout

The form table has caught Vsevolod Yeliseev

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

331 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

29 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

9 saves: Stanislav Antipin was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 9 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

A hiding for Baltika 2

Beaten 0‑3 by Zenit 2, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Player ratings

Kirill Nikolaev beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 33. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Baltika 2

Nikita Satarov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Inquest at Baltika 2

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Words at Baltika 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Antipin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Danil Roslyakov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Danil Roslyakov

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

Nikita Satarov does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

328 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Baltika 2 sink to position 13

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Gevork Sarkisyan, 33, rolls back the years — 8.18

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.18 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Nikita Kolesin arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Nikita Kolesin has, at Baltika 2, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Match

Baltika 2 see off Zvezda

Three points for Baltika 2, 2‑0 the final word against Zvezda in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Baltika 2 end the wait against Zvezda

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Player ratings

Marat Kulaev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.12. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Emil Maiorov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.12, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

A falling-out at Baltika 2

Emil Maiorov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Baltika 2 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Antipin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

327 Edition

The Baltika 2 Gazette

1 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Stanislav Antipin keeps Baltika 2 in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Gevork Sarkisyan yet — 8.18

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.18 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

5 matches without a win for Baltika 2

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Baltika 2 are no longer polite ones.

Match

Baltika 2 are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Goal number 100 for Gevork Sarkisyan

100 goals in these colours now, every one of them somebody’s memory. There is a supporter in the stand who can tell you where he was for most of them.

Match

Gevork Sarkisyan’s goal not enough for Baltika 2

Gevork Sarkisyan scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Tver, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

A falling-out at Baltika 2

Nikita Satarov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nikita Satarov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Stanislav Antipin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief