Vladislav Postrigan

Goalkeeper - VPS
27 Mar 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Vladislav Postrigan

345 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

7 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Antoine Lemaire has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at VPS can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at VPS

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Transfer targets

VPS rebuffed over Harry Moran

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. SJK have kept their man, and VPS go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Anton Lepola signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Anton Lepola commits to VPS for another 1 years.

Squad

Tempers go at VPS

Pietro Ferrara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Niccolò Fontana is in the works

VPS have made the call to Haka. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

VPS ask about Daniel Lindelof

A loan enquiry to AC Oulu: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

JäPS expected to open talks for Matti Arajuuri

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. VPS will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Bjorn Skulason falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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344 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Leevi Palmula puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at VPS, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Terms done: Joni Huuhka is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and JäPS waiting with a shirt. Nobody at VPS is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at VPS

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Transfer targets

VPS rebuffed over Niklas Harju

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. TPS have kept their man, and VPS go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Thomas Pompei is in the works

VPS have made the call to Haka. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

VPS try to borrow Jac Thomas

Haka have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Eddy Kejang has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Vladislav Postrigan's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

340 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

31 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Simon van Duivenbooden is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at VPS is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

VPS counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at VPS now.

Squad

Joni Huuhka signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joni Huuhka commits to VPS for another 4 years.

The dugout

Eddy Kejang has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Leevi Palmula knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at VPS, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bjorn Skulason was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Vladislav Postrigan's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivica Kovacevic

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan signs something — a contract at VPS or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

337 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yamine Abair hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what VPS can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Simon van Duivenbooden in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Simon van Duivenbooden gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon van Duivenbooden is on it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vladislav Postrigan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vladislav Postrigan, and the manager let it.

Squad

Bjorn Skulason falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Simon van Duivenbooden can feel the drop

The table is being checked before the results are in, which is always the tell. Nobody at VPS says the word and every senior player in the building is thinking it.

In brief

336 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

3 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

VPS spell it out for Antoine Lemaire

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Antoine Lemaire has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Simon van Duivenbooden puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at VPS, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Simon van Duivenbooden

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Simon van Duivenbooden will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around VPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

VPS counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at VPS now.

Squad

Clement Ansah signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Clement Ansah and VPS agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Eddy Kejang gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Eddy Kejang is on it.

Squad

VPS take the armband off Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

Squad

Bjorn Skulason falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

332 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

VPS put Antoine Lemaire on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

The dugout

Leevi Palmula: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” VPS have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Simon van Duivenbooden

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Simon van Duivenbooden will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around VPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Yamine Abair asks to leave VPS

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Simon van Duivenbooden has agreed to leave VPS for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan and VPS agree another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at VPS

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

The dugout

Leevi Palmula loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Leevi Palmula's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

In brief

329 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Nikolai Taylor steps up from the VPS academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Nikolai Taylor has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Aleksi Uronen joins the VPS first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Aleksi Uronen is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Joel Jensen steps up from the VPS academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Joel Jensen has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Amos Forss steps up from the VPS academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Amos Forss has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Squad

VPS lose Anton Lepola

17 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

105% of the income goes out in wages at VPS

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

When it matters, Eddy Kejang plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

A season on the outside for Eddy Kejang

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at VPS has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

328 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

It is over: VPS are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Boardroom

VPS put Antoine Lemaire on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Yamine Abair puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at VPS, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Anton Lepola signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Anton Lepola commits to VPS for another 1 years.

Squad

Ivica Kovacevic in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Simon van Duivenbooden gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon van Duivenbooden is on it.

Boardroom

VPS counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at VPS now.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bjorn Skulason is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Vladislav Postrigan's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

324 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

VPS sink to position 12

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Simon van Duivenbooden in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Simon van Duivenbooden has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Boardroom

VPS counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at VPS now.

Squad

Tim Sparv falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Vladislav Postrigan is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Tim Sparv gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan linked with a move away

The name of Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. VPS say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Ivica Kovacevic knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at VPS, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

321 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Wages swallow 145% of the VPS income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Words exchanged at VPS

Jesper Gustavsson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Bjorn Skulason falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Eddy Kejang has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The clock does Simon van Duivenbooden’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee VPS could ask drops and the wages Simon van Duivenbooden can ask rise.

Market

The Jabir Abdihakim Ali talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. VPS know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Vladislav Postrigan knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Vladislav Postrigan trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Yamine Abair placed on the list

VPS have made Yamine Abair available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Boardroom

VPS keep producing them

60 graduates from an academy now rated 9 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

320 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

VPS are in real trouble now

Position 12, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

The season ends: position 12 for VPS

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 16 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Leevi Palmula and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Eddy Kejang

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

VPS come up short against TPS

TPS left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nasko Tsekov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nasko Tsekov, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Antoine Lemaire faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Antoine Lemaire after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Simon van Duivenbooden gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon van Duivenbooden is on it.

Boardroom

VPS counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at VPS now.

In brief

319 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

6 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

VPS spell it out for Antoine Lemaire

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Antoine Lemaire has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Sigurd Eide Bråten puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at VPS, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jabir Abdihakim Ali signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jabir Abdihakim Ali and VPS agree another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

James Marshall and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Bjorn Skulason falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bjorn Skulason named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Bjorn Skulason is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Jayden Turfkruier gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jayden Turfkruier is on it.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Nasko Tsekov exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Nasko Tsekov is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vladislav Postrigan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

318 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at VPS spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the VPS boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

Vladislav Postrigan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” VPS have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matti Arajuuri

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matti Arajuuri will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around VPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

VPS rebuffed over Marco Varnier

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. HJK have kept their man, and VPS go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

A bad afternoon for VPS against Ilves

0‑2 to Ilves, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Bjorn Skulason

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bjorn Skulason, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Antoine Lemaire left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

316 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

16 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for VPS

Position 12 and 13 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Yamine Abair hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what VPS can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Niklas Schulz keeps VPS in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Transfer targets

Victor Ekström is a medical away from VPS

The deal with TPS is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

4 matches without a win for VPS

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around VPS are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Simon van Duivenbooden in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

VPS rebuffed over Victor Ekström

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. TPS have kept their man, and VPS go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Jabir Abdihakim Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Simon van Duivenbooden has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

310 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

5 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the VPS board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

6 matches without a win for VPS

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around VPS are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Vladislav Postrigan stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at VPS

Yamine Abair and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

SJK take the points off VPS

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Jabir Abdihakim Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Bjorn Skulason gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Antoine Lemaire faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Antoine Lemaire after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Simon Lindholm is still paying for one afternoon at VPS

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

  • The dugout A promise honoured at VPS
  • Boardroom 6 new boys at the VPS academy
  • Squad Atte Ojala named in the team of the month
309 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

28 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for VPS

A 1‑5 beating by HJK was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

5 matches without a win for VPS

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around VPS are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Ivica Kovacevic says VPS went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about VPS and HJK in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Boardroom

152% of the income goes out in wages at VPS

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the VPS dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Costly mistake from Niklas Schulz

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Niklas Schulz knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

Antoine Lemaire answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑5, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

308 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

VPS sink to position 12

5 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

6 saves: Niklas Schulz was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

No end in sight to VPS's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at VPS has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

TPS take the points off VPS

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Jabir Abdihakim Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Halfway: VPS sit in position 12

5 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vladislav Postrigan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

7 new faces, and VPS are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

307 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

14 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Yamine Abair hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what VPS can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Vladislav Postrigan says VPS went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Eddy Kejang

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jesper Gustavsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jabir Abdihakim Ali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Emmanuel Kotei wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and VPS know it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Antoine Lemaire on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

The form table has caught Vladislav Postrigan

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

When it matters, Jabir Abdihakim Ali plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

306 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

7 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

VPS taken apart

1‑5 to AC Oulu, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Leevi Palmula signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Leevi Palmula and VPS agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at VPS

Leevi Palmula was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as VPS and AC Oulu go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between VPS and AC Oulu, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

VPS count the cost of losing Joel Jensen

26 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Doors closed at VPS

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Antoine Lemaire: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑5, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

A day to forget for Niklas Schulz

Beaten 5 times, 2 saves, and an afternoon that will go on his record whether it was his fault or the defence’s. It is the quiet unfairness of the position.

The dugout

Simon Lindholm has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

305 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

31 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

8 saves: Niklas Schulz was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 8 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Inter Turku take the points off VPS

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Jabir Abdihakim Ali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Simon van Duivenbooden

Marked 8.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

121% of the income goes out in wages at VPS

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

VPS keep their word to Simon Lindholm

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 2‑3 defeat, delivered by Antoine Lemaire to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

Vladislav Postrigan dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

When it matters, Jayden Turfkruier plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

303 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vladislav Postrigan keeps VPS in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 19 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Nowhere to hide for VPS

2‑5 against KuPS, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

No end in sight to VPS's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at VPS has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

VPS out of the cup

JäPS ended it 1‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Simon van Duivenbooden scores twice — 8.64

Two goals and a mark of 8.64 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Yamine Abair hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what VPS can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Niklas Schulz wins the shoot-out

1 kept out from twelve yards, and a stadium that will describe each of them for twenty years. A goalkeeper needs one night like this in a career, and this was it.

Player ratings

Eddy Kejang runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Joona Somppi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” VPS may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

302 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Niklas Schulz stands alone

10 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

7 matches without a win for VPS

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around VPS are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Eddy Kejang was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

VPS come up short against IFK Mariehamn

IFK Mariehamn left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jabir Abdihakim Ali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jesper Gustavsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between VPS and Vladislav Postrigan

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at VPS, another week without a signature from Vladislav Postrigan.

The dugout

Antoine Lemaire answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

301 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

3 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Simon van Duivenbooden takes the afternoon — 8.72

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Simon van Duivenbooden provided it, and the 8.72 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Jabir Abdihakim Ali keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” VPS may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

The wait goes on for VPS

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan commits to VPS for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for VPS

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

The dugout

Vladislav Postrigan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jabir Abdihakim Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Jasse Pukki is the month’s best young player

At 18 he was better than everybody his age in the division for four weeks running, which is harder than one good afternoon. VPS will try not to make too much of it.

In brief

300 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

26 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Vladislav Postrigan keeps VPS in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

5 matches without a win for VPS

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around VPS are no longer polite ones.

Match

FC Lahti take the points off VPS

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Emmanuel Kotei wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and VPS know it.

The dugout

Antoine Lemaire answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

VPS are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

Tempers go at VPS

Jesper Gustavsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Simon van Duivenbooden plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Looking ahead

Simon Lindholm goes back to face Ekenäs IF

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Simon Lindholm’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and VPS needing him to play as if none of it matters.

In brief

292 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

1 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Leonardo Vinti asks to leave VPS

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

VPS bid $65.0K for Onni Hänninen

The offer went to KTP this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Eemeli Honkola

VPS asked and JIPPO said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Leevi Palmula falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tim Lod in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Leonardo Vinti's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Jayden Turfkruier has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Leevi Palmula exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Leevi Palmula is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vladislav Postrigan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vladislav Postrigan, and the manager let it.

In brief

283 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at VPS

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Simon van Duivenbooden in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Leevi Palmula is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Simon Lindholm gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon Lindholm is on it.

Market

Simon van Duivenbooden linked with a move away

The name of Simon van Duivenbooden keeps appearing in other people's back pages. VPS say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Mezack Afriyie asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

282 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

22 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Clement Ansah is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Simon van Duivenbooden gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon van Duivenbooden is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Onni Rintamäki

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between VPS and Vladislav Postrigan

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at VPS, another week without a signature from Vladislav Postrigan.

The dugout

The manager makes Riccardo Rebaudo a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at VPS. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Riccardo Lo Re asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Tim Lod question follows VPS around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Tim Lod’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

The clock does Tim Lod’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee VPS could ask drops and the wages Tim Lod can ask rise.

In brief

280 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Leevi Palmula is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Emmanuel Kotei's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; VPS are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Leonardo Vinti is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Jayden Turfkruier gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jayden Turfkruier is on it.

The dugout

Evgeniy Yablonskiy knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at VPS, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Jayden Turfkruier remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at VPS would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

In brief

278 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jabir Abdihakim Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Simon van Duivenbooden plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

A door opens for Mezack Afriyie

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

277 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

17 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tijjani Mohammed has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around VPS they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Bernard Somuah hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what VPS can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Leevi Palmula falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Mezack Afriyie told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Mezack Afriyie has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at VPS.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Tim Lod and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 88% of everything VPS earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Jabir Abdihakim Ali gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jabir Abdihakim Ali is on it.

The dugout

Mezack Afriyie asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Jabir Abdihakim Ali linked with a move away

The name of Jabir Abdihakim Ali keeps appearing in other people's back pages. VPS say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

273 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

20 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tijjani Mohammed has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around VPS they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at VPS

Nils Veinbergs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Stanley Nnanna wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at VPS can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 98% of the VPS income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Clement Ansah was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jabir Abdihakim Ali gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jabir Abdihakim Ali is on it.

The dugout

Tijjani Mohammed knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at VPS, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Jabir Abdihakim Ali linked with a move away

The name of Jabir Abdihakim Ali keeps appearing in other people's back pages. VPS say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

The manager makes Riccardo Rebaudo a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at VPS. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

271 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Sigurd Eide Bråten keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” VPS may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Simon Lindholm stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Simon Lindholm and VPS agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Leevi Palmula is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Emmanuel Kotei wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and VPS know it.

The dugout

Simon Lindholm gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon Lindholm is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vladislav Postrigan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Simon van Duivenbooden linked with a move away

The name of Simon van Duivenbooden keeps appearing in other people's back pages. VPS say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Clement Ansah knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at VPS, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Tijjani Mohammed runs his contract down

4 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs VPS money.

In brief

  • Boardroom VPS keep producing them
  • Squad Eddy Kejang starts on the language
265 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

25 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A brace, and Simon van Duivenbooden takes the afternoon — 9.08

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Simon van Duivenbooden provided it, and the 9.08 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tijjani Mohammed

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tijjani Mohammed will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around VPS the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Vladislav Postrigan gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Vladislav Postrigan has just signed for VPS, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Amidou Traoré deal

VPS ran out of time with KuPS. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Leevi Palmula was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

VPS get the job done against AC Oulu

A 2‑1 win over AC Oulu, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

VPS settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. AC Oulu spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 107% of everything VPS earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Tim Lod and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief