Serge Eloundou

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27 Sep 2027
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Marked for Serge Eloundou

57 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Fady Nagah out for 102 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Fortuna Mfou will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Fortuna Mfou are in real trouble now

Position 13, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Yakoub Guellati is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Serge Eloundou is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Fortuna Mfou is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Fady Nagah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Kgwadi Molepo

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

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55 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Fortuna Mfou spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Fady Nagah out for 116 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Fortuna Mfou will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Fortuna Mfou

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Fortuna Mfou is running low.

Market

Mahmoud Labib puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Unisport Bafang come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Fortuna Mfou did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Real improvement from Mahmoud Labib at Fortuna Mfou

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Mahmoud Labib is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

54 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Fady Nagah out for 123 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Fortuna Mfou will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Christianno has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Fortuna Mfou they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Real improvement from Takumi Matsui at Fortuna Mfou

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Takumi Matsui is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

52 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Fortuna Mfou make Marc Onguene the dearest name in their history

$150.0K. Fees like that buy a footballer and rent a debate: every touch will be measured against the number for a season at least.

Squad

Fady Nagah breaks a bone — 138 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 138 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Christianno puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Fortuna Mfou say no — this time

The offer from Cotonsport Garoua for Kazobar Kasongo was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Serge Eloundou has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Fortuna Mfou they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Christianno wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Fortuna Mfou know it.

In brief

  • Squad Fady Nagah in a row with a teammate
  • The terraces Fortuna Mfou spend $150.0K on the signing the town wanted
  • Squad Christianno falls out with a teammate over standards
51 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Fortuna Mfou spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Fady Nagah breaks a bone — 145 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 145 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Fortuna Mfou sell their best player to Unisport Bafang

$210.0K is a serious amount of money and it does not play centre-forward. Everybody in the dressing room knows who used to be looked at when it went wrong.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Fortuna Mfou boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Takumi Matsui puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

The terraces

Fortuna Mfou sell a favourite for $210.0K

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Léon Dilane Balomog was one of the reasons people came, and $210.0K does not replace that by itself.

Market

Joseph Zene Zobo is a Fortuna Mfou player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Aliou Souleyman Hendji was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Christianno is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

49 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Aliou Souleyman Hendji breaks a bone — 103 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 103 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Fortuna Mfou are in real trouble now

Position 13, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou spell it out for Fabrice Onguene

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Fabrice Onguene has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Fortuna Mfou board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Dynamo Douala join the queue for Serge Eloundou

Add another name to the list: Dynamo Douala have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Serge Eloundou. The answer from Fortuna Mfou has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Christianno is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Fortuna Mfou and Christianno are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Fortuna Mfou academy

5 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Boardroom

Fortuna Mfou pull $117.8K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

47 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Fortuna Mfou spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Aliou Souleyman Hendji breaks a bone — 117 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 117 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Fortuna Mfou

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Fortuna Mfou is running low.

Market

Josué Balamandji puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fortuna Mfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Richard Matloga falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Philippe Essama in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

45 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Fortuna Mfou sink to position 13

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Fabrice Onguene has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Fortuna Mfou can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Fortuna Mfou board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Osvaldir hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fortuna Mfou can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Fortuna Mfou turn down Cotonsport Garoua for Serge Eloundou

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Solomon Nsoh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna and Fortuna Mfou agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Still no ink between Fortuna Mfou and Christianno

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Fortuna Mfou, another week without a signature from Christianno.

Squad

Takumi Matsui falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief