The Bidco United Herald
Match12 Sep 2026
8 matches without a win for Bidco United
The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.
Squad14 Sep 2026
Chuks Faruk gets the move he always wanted
Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Chuks Faruk has just signed for Bidco United, and for once the answer mattered.
Squad14 Sep 2026
Tempers go at Bidco United
Barou Sanogo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Squad14 Sep 2026
Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
Match12 Sep 2026
Bidco United come up short against Sofapaka
Sofapaka left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.
Squad14 Sep 2026
Chuks Faruk stays put
“The easiest signature of my career.” Chuks Faruk and Bidco United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.
In brief
- Player ratings Michael Bodo runs at them all day
- Market Bidco United buy the years ahead of Chuks Faruk