Gustav Erik Stachowski

Striker - Valerenga
2 Oct 2027
Saturday
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55 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Valerenga say no — this time

The offer from Molde for Filip Thorvaldsen was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Mateo Peralta, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.00

A mark of 8.00 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Magnus Westergaard asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Carl Lange was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Mateo Peralta sends Valerenga past IK Start

It finished 2‑1, and it was Mateo Peralta’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valerenga.

The terraces

Valerenga supporters have found a favourite in Mateo Peralta

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Mateo Peralta has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Market

Sarpsborg 08 watching Meliga Promise

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Valerenga have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alex Pritchard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Oscar Hedvall shuts the door again

9 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

In brief

Back issues
51 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Carl Lange wins the derby for Valerenga

Derby days make names, and Carl Lange made his against Lillestrom. 2‑0, bragging rights secured, and one half of town will be tired of hearing about him by Tuesday.

Squad

Aaron Kiil Olsen breaks a bone — 42 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 42 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Valerenga out of the cup

Viking ended it 0‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Market

Molde come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Valerenga did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 8 of the 31 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Market

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Carl Lange wins the derby

There are goals, and then there are goals against that particular opponent. The Valerenga support have their bragging rights for a year and they know exactly whose name is on them.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brice Ambina is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Aaron Kiil Olsen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

47 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Aaron Kiil Olsen out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Valerenga will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Alex Král was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Stian Sjøvold is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brice Ambina is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Henrik Bjørdal the difference as Valerenga beat Stromsgodset

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Henrik Bjørdal. 3‑1 against Stromsgodset, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Carl Lange

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Valerenga keep winning on the road

3 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Henrik Bjørdal

Marked 8.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lucas Ravn-Haren at his very best

Marked 8.14. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Valerenga.

In brief

43 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ivan Näsberg

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valerenga lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Valerenga make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Valerenga have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Aaron Kiil Olsen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Valerenga find a way past Mjondalen

Mjondalen made Valerenga work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ole Sæter

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.24, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Henrik Bjørdal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Stian Sjøvold signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stian Sjøvold commits to Valerenga for another 4 years.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alex Pritchard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Gustav Erik Stachowski counts the days

“I watch every Valerenga game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Bodo/Glimt runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

39 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

4 matches without a win for Valerenga

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Valerenga are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Alex Král was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Elias Börjesson would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Elias Börjesson is living that version at Valerenga, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brice Ambina is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Oscar Hedvall gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Valerenga against Tromso

0‑2 to Tromso, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Carl Lange

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Loan watch

Gustav Erik Stachowski counts the days

“I watch every Valerenga game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Bodo/Glimt runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

35 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Brice Ambina falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jakob Stang Hansen Granli signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jakob Stang Hansen Granli commits to Valerenga for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Jakob Stang Hansen Granli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

29 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Aaron Kiil Olsen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alex Pritchard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Oscar Hedvall plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

12 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad breaks a bone — 102 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 102 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Valerenga sink to position 14

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Alex Král was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Lucas Ravn-Haren runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Oscar Hedvall

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Valerenga come up short against Rosenborg

Rosenborg left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Magnus Sjøeng has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Player ratings

An afternoon Ole Sæter will want back

Marked 5.33. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Omar Bully

A mark of 5.75 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

5 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad breaks a bone — 157 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 157 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alex Král falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Valerenga agree a free transfer for Andreas Hoven

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

Ivan Näsberg gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Henrik Bjørdal

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Aaron Kiil Olsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 17, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Sandefjord are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Valerenga will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Ole Sæter keeps on missing

Shots: 12, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

3 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Valerenga through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over Sarpsborg 08, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Oscar Hedvall

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Magnus Westergaard

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Magnus Westergaard will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Magnus Westergaard signs for Molde while still at Valerenga

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Magnus Westergaard has agreed terms with Molde for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Market

Business is business: Mathias Grundetjern goes

Bodo/Glimt paid $1.3M and Valerenga took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Alex Král in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Valerenga agree a free transfer for Carljohan Eriksson

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Market

Gustav Erik Stachowski attracts admirers

The name of Gustav Erik Stachowski has come up in conversations Valerenga were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to William Videhult

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief