The New Edubiase United Gazette
Squad18 Jan 2027
Words exchanged at New Edubiase United
Eric Oteng and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.
Squad18 Jan 2027
Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randy Dwumfour is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
The dugout18 Jan 2027
Sebastian Osigwe gets it from the manager
“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.
Match16 Jan 2027
Frank Appiah sends New Edubiase United past Liberty Professionals
It finished 1‑0, and it was Frank Appiah’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to New Edubiase United.
Player ratings18 Jan 2027
Nothing got past Randy Dwumfour
18 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.
Player ratings18 Jan 2027
Frank Appiah takes the honours
Marked 7.93 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, New Edubiase United had the best player on the pitch.
The dugout18 Jan 2027
A promise honoured at New Edubiase United
Something was said to Pius Ibrahim and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.
Player ratings18 Jan 2027
Nobody could get near Michael Quarcoo
Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.
Transfer targets18 Jan 2027
New Edubiase United try to borrow Emmanuel Sarpong
Berekum Chelsea have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.
In brief
- Transfer targets New Edubiase United try to borrow a squad player
- Squad Simphiwe Dumisa signs on for more
- Squad “I want to play”: Godbless Ayeke speaks