Patrick Clovert

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Khazar
17 Mar 2030
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Clovert

187 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maxim Khalilov damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Namig Jafarov says Khazar went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Khazar is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

Back issues
185 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maxim Khalilov damages knee ligaments — 39 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 39 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Vava Mario Yagalo says Khazar went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Khazar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rashad Nazarov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

180 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matías González breaks a bone — 36 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 36 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Antalyaspor watching Ruslan Jafarov

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Khazar have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Rashad Nazarov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

178 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ruslan Guseynov

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Khazar lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Matías González breaks a bone — 50 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 50 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Matías González asks to leave Khazar

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Shohrux Mahmudhojiyev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Khazar they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Filip Mirkovic falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Khazar

Patrick Clovert was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

173 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Matías González out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Khazar will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to Khazar's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Khazar has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words at Khazar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filip Mirkovic is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Patrick Clovert in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Khazar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Eddy Sadygov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Vugar Medvedev has seen enough of Antalyaspor

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Khazar, and 1 appearances in 21 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

171 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matías González breaks a bone — 101 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 101 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Edvin Kuč puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Khazar, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Khazar is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Khazar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rashad Nazarov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Patrick Clovert in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Khazar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Khazar against Qarabag

0‑1 to Qarabag, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Vava Mario Yagalo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Khazar know it.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Maycon Cleiton

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Eddy Khalilzade leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

164 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Namig Nazarov sends Khazar through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Namig Nazarov obliged against Kapaz. 3‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Khazar.

Match

Khazar refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 12 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Namig Nazarov, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.68

A mark of 8.68 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

7 unbeaten for Khazar

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Khazar did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Rashad Nazarov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Khazar

Patrick Clovert was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

Khazar supporters have found a favourite in Artyom Chesnokov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Artyom Chesnokov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Khazar get the job done against Sumgayit

A 2‑0 win over Sumgayit, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Renzo Sastre was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.40. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

155 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matías González damages knee ligaments — 69 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 69 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Məmməd Hüseynov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Khazar can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Patrick Clovert is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

150 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ruslan Jafarov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Khazar have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Khazar turn down Sumgayit for Vugar Medvedev

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Rashad Nazarov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Khazar

Patrick Clovert was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jesus Arias signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jesus Arias and Khazar agree another 3 years.

Market

Inter expected to open talks for Shohrux Mahmudhojiyev

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Khazar will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

149 Edition

The Khazar Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patrick Clovert gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Patrick Clovert has just signed for Khazar, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Maycon Cleiton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Khazar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Khazar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rashad Nazarov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Namig Sadygov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Namig Sadygov commits to Khazar for another 2 years.

Market

Ibrahim Sangaré told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Ibrahim Sangaré has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Khazar.

Market

Khazar shop where it costs nothing

Renzo Sastre signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

In brief

132 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A move Naphtali Agada would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Naphtali Agada is living that version at PWD Bamenda, and it tends to show in the first month.

Match

9 unbeaten for PWD Bamenda

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 9 matches without defeat is a foundation PWD Bamenda did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naphtali Agada is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Naphtali Agada gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Serge Daura

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Gonzalo Pérez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$4.2M on the table at PWD Bamenda

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Match

PWD Bamenda and Panthere du Nde take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Naledi Hlongwane keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

128 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The run at home goes on for PWD Bamenda

12 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Market

Patrick Clovert has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Serge Daura stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Serge Daura and PWD Bamenda agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Junior Nguimbat was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

PWD Bamenda supporters have found a favourite in Febe Fritz Gilles

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Febe Fritz Gilles has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Serge Daura

Marked 8.83 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

PWD Bamenda see off Cotonsport Garoua

Three points for PWD Bamenda, 1‑0 the final word against Cotonsport Garoua in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

$4.2M on the table at PWD Bamenda

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Squad

Febe Fritz Gilles falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

127 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

PWD Bamenda refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 35 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

The season belongs to Naledi Hlongwane

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and PWD Bamenda have had the benefit of it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alvin Binsto

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alvin Binsto will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Elwood Talikong puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at PWD Bamenda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Bogard Agbor signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Bogard Agbor commits to PWD Bamenda for another 4 years.

Squad

Abdoullahi Sabo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Junior Nguimbat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Junior Nguimbat runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Honours even between PWD Bamenda and Dynamo Douala

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

124 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Patrick Clovert is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Odrick Bisah says PWD Bamenda went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Nobody wins at PWD Bamenda

10 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Player ratings

Serge Daura runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdoullahi Sabo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

PWD Bamenda find a way past Stade Renard de Melong

Stade Renard de Melong made PWD Bamenda work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

122 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chastening afternoon for PWD Bamenda

A 0‑3 beating by Canon Yaounde was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 7 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Kadad Ning Che

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Junior Nguimbat was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Serge Daura runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Destiny Geneneke

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at PWD Bamenda

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Febe Fritz Gilles falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Naledi Hlongwane could not find anything

5.26. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

120 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wants to play PWD Bamenda right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Patrick Clovert is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Serge Daura runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdoullahi Sabo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Bogard Agbor was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

PWD Bamenda get the job done against Victoria United

A 1‑0 win over Victoria United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

116 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Patrick Clovert has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Naledi Hlongwane runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Naledi Hlongwane

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for PWD Bamenda against Gazelle Garoua

0‑1 to Gazelle Garoua, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Alvin Binsto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Febe Fritz Gilles falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

115 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

PWD Bamenda out of the cup

Fortuna Mfou ended it 0‑0. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alvin Binsto

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Alvin Binsto is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Serge Daura runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Abdoullahi Sabo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for PWD Bamenda against Cotonsport Garoua

1‑2 to Cotonsport Garoua, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Junior Nguimbat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Abdoullahi Sabo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abdoullahi Sabo, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The kick that got away from Zacharie Ebogo

Twelve yards, a goalkeeper guessing, and it still did not go in. He will take the next one, and every soul in the ground will hold their breath.

In brief

112 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Naledi Hlongwane takes the afternoon — 9.25

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Naledi Hlongwane provided it, and the 9.25 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Clovert

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Clovert will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

PWD Bamenda see off Fortuna Mfou

Three points for PWD Bamenda, 3‑1 the final word against Fortuna Mfou in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdoullahi Sabo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Junior Nguimbat was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Naledi Hlongwane

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

One of those days for Junior Nguimbat

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.68, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Naledi Hlongwane at the heart of a fast PWD Bamenda start

2 goals inside twenty minutes with Naledi Hlongwane in the middle of it, and Fortuna Mfou unable to get near the ball long enough to change anything. Some matches are won before the first drink.

Squad

Odrick Bisah signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Odrick Bisah commits to PWD Bamenda for another 4 years.

In brief

111 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Alvin Binsto

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alvin Binsto will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdoullahi Sabo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stade Renard de Melong take the points off PWD Bamenda

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Gonzalo Pérez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Naledi Hlongwane

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gonzalo Pérez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Valentine Abeweh is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at PWD Bamenda has been clear about where Valentine Abeweh stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

When it matters, Serge Daura plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Zacharie Ebogo

A mark of 5.61 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

108 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Clovert

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Clovert will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Naledi Hlongwane is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Igbunu Evwierhurhoma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

104 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Patrick Clovert is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Real improvement from Abubakar Salisu at PWD Bamenda

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Abubakar Salisu is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Gonzalo Pérez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

100 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Alain Sifor puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at PWD Bamenda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Patrick Clovert is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Igbunu Evwierhurhoma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

97 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

PWD Bamenda are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 48 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Patrick Clovert asks to leave PWD Bamenda

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

German Fankam Tala is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdoullahi Sabo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Gonzalo Pérez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$4.2M on the table at PWD Bamenda

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

96 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Gonzalo Pérez says PWD Bamenda went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Patrick Clovert is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

PWD Bamenda lose Gonzalo Pérez

67 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

92 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Patrick Clovert has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Samuel Handy: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” PWD Bamenda have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Igbunu Evwierhurhoma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief