Marius Simkus

Left Forward - Osipovichi
3 Dec 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Marius Simkus

120 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Osipovichi has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Osipovichi

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Osipovichi sink to position 13

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Evgeniy Elezarenko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Daniil Pesnyak stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Daniil Pesnyak and Osipovichi agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Marius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
117 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexandr Zverev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Osipovichi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Valeriy Kumalagov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sergey Shulga stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sergey Shulga and Osipovichi agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

114 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Oleg Tyulkov out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Osipovichi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Osipovichi put Mikita Kislyak on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Artem Glyak puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Evgeniy Elezarenko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Evgeniy Elezarenko and Osipovichi agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Evgeniy Elezarenko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

$54.0K of the owner's money at Osipovichi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Osipovichi

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Osipovichi debt reaches $4.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Marius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

111 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oleg Tyulkov breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Artem Zimin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Nikita Kukhtik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 183% of everything Osipovichi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Marius Simkus stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marius Simkus and Osipovichi agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Marius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

99 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vladislav Grekovich puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Evgeniy Elezarenko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 109% of everything Osipovichi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Ilya Tishurov takes the honours

Marked 7.28 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Osipovichi had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

No hiding place for Valeriy Kumalagov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Valeriy Kumalagov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Artem Zimin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Osipovichi, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Marius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Artem Zimin

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Osipovichi draw a blank against Slonim

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Slonim defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

96 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Osipovichi spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Osipovichi are in real trouble now

Position 13, 4 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

The wait goes on for Osipovichi

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Osipovichi counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Osipovichi now.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Osipovichi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Osipovichi is running low.

Player ratings

Ilya Tishurov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Alexandr Emeljanov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Osipovichi draw a blank against Uni-X Labs

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Uni-X Labs defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

93 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ilya Tishurov asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Osipovichi's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Osipovichi has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Evgeniy Elezarenko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Slutsk take the points off Osipovichi

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Maxim Azarov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Artem Zimin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Osipovichi will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Marius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Ilya Tishurov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Osipovichi know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The shop window has Valeriy Kumalagov in it

Osipovichi have let the market know Valeriy Kumalagov can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

90 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexandr Emeljanov asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ivan Stosh

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Nikita Kukhtik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Niva take the points off Osipovichi

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A promise honoured for Roman Terletskiy

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Osipovichi told Roman Terletskiy something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

89 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Cup progress for Osipovichi

A 1‑0 win over Neman, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Market

Maxim Azarov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Osipovichi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Evgeniy Elezarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Alexandr Emeljanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ruslan Slavin

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Artem Zimin was the difference for Osipovichi

Marked 7.57. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Artem Zimin has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Osipovichi will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Marius Simkus gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Ilya Tishurov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Osipovichi know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

87 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Osipovichi

15 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Artem Zimin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Evgeniy Elezarenko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

Osipovichi supporters have found a favourite in Oleg Tyulkov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Oleg Tyulkov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Artem Zimin runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

98% of the income goes out in wages at Osipovichi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Oleg Tyulkov takes the honours

Marked 7.55 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Osipovichi had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

Marius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Osipovichi share the spoils with Orsha

A 1‑1 draw with Orsha leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

82 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ilya Tishurov damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Osipovichi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Denis Ssorin asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

81 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ilya Tishurov

56 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Osipovichi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Vladislav Grekovich puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Alexandr Emeljanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

78 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ilya Tishurov

79 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Osipovichi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Osipovichi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Denis Ssorin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

75 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ilya Tishurov damages knee ligaments — 100 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 100 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Mikita Kislyak has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Osipovichi can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Artem Zimin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Osipovichi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The season belongs to Ilya Tishurov

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Osipovichi have had the benefit of it.

Boardroom

The Osipovichi board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Alexandr Emeljanov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

121% of the income goes out in wages at Osipovichi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Alexandr Emeljanov placed on the list

Osipovichi have made Alexandr Emeljanov available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

67 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandr Emeljanov

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Osipovichi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Vladislav Grekovich puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Evgeniy Elezarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

66 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandr Emeljanov

54 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Osipovichi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Alexandr Emeljanov asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Osipovichi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Osipovichi is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Evgeniy Elezarenko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The clock runs on Marius Simkus's contract

12 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

Squad

Alexandr Minkevich knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Osipovichi, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

56 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Viktor Yakovlev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Viktor Yakovlev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Utenis the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Paulius Vaitkunas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Fiodor Dapkus wants to come home

“I did not go to Trakai to sit and watch. I want to come back to Utenis and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

In brief

54 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Paulius Vaitkunas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Utenis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Utenis

Paulius Vaitkunas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tadas Mikoliunas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Tadas Mikoliunas commits to Utenis for another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arnas Kazlauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Stumbras are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Utenis will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Utenis and Justas Kazlauskas are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

29 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Utenis

Paulius Vaitkunas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arnas Kazlauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Raivis Gabovs signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Raivis Gabovs commits to Utenis for another 3 years.

In brief