Noah Bell

Goalkeeper - WaiBOP United
27 Feb 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Noah Bell

69 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No mercy from WaiBOP United

Southern United will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. WaiBOP United were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Noah Bell keeps WaiBOP United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

WaiBOP United bow out of the cup

Team Wellington go through and WaiBOP United go home, 0‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Tim Payne breaks a bone — 89 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 89 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Team Wellington leaves WaiBOP United explaining themselves

0-3, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Owen Cacace yet — 8.14

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.14 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Jake Lewis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

WaiBOP United supporters have found a favourite in Stefan Rufer

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Stefan Rufer has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Jake Lewis did the work nobody counts — 7.57

11 combined actions and 7.57. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

In brief

Back issues
65 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for WaiBOP United

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Jake Lewis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A fracture rules Tim Payne out for 118 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Oliver Sutton puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Chris Barbarouses

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

6 goals as WaiBOP United and Canterbury United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between WaiBOP United and Canterbury United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Matt Garbett was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Canterbury United take the points off WaiBOP United

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Jake Lewis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

62 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Tim Payne out for 139 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

WaiBOP United spell it out for Tommy Fenton

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Tommy Fenton has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Noah Bell asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at WaiBOP United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Dane De Vries is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 17 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Matt Garbett in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

58 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

WaiBOP United spell it out for Tommy Fenton

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Tommy Fenton has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at WaiBOP United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Cameron Kirwan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Owen Cacace signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Owen Cacace and WaiBOP United agree another 2 years.

Market

WaiBOP United get their man

The chase for Noah Bell ended with $95.0K changing hands and Waitakere United out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Jake Lewis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marco Cacace has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Real improvement from Stefan Rufer at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Stefan Rufer is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Boardroom

$750.0K taken back off the WaiBOP United table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

58 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deklan Bell

49 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Waitakere United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Liberato Colvey breaks a bone — 60 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 60 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Waitakere United put Robin Ismajli on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Waitakere United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

The terraces

Supporters turn on the $95.0K sale of Noah Bell

He is going to WaiBOP United, the club has $95.0K it did not have on Friday, and the phone-ins have already decided how they feel about that. Selling well and selling somebody they loved are not the same skill.

Squad

Ido Schwartz is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Oliver Just has improved at 30, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Market

Waitakere United sell Noah Bell for $95.0K

Noah Bell has left for WaiBOP United in a $95.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Boardroom

$751.3K taken back off the Waitakere United table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

56 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deklan Bell

63 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Waitakere United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Liberato Colvey breaks a bone — 74 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 74 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Waitakere United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Waitakere United

Position 5 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Waitakere United say no — this time

The offer from Southern United for Liberato Garbett was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Oliver Colvey is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

55 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deklan Bell

70 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Waitakere United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Liberato Colvey out for 82 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Waitakere United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Waitakere United say no — this time

The offer from WaiBOP United for Noah Bell was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Real improvement from Ahmed Hijazi at Waitakere United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Ahmed Hijazi is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Liberato Colvey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Southern United watching Liberato Garbett

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Waitakere United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

In brief

54 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deklan Bell

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Waitakere United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Liberato Colvey out for 89 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Waitakere United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Noah Bell is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Waitakere United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Liberato Colvey signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Liberato Colvey commits to Waitakere United for another 3 years.

Squad

Liberato Colvey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Waitakere United shop where it costs nothing

Marco Payne signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

In brief

53 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Deklan Bell damages knee ligaments — 85 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 85 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Liberato Colvey out for 96 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Waitakere United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Waitakere United sell their best player to Auckland City

$350.0K is a serious amount of money and it does not play centre-forward. Everybody in the dressing room knows who used to be looked at when it went wrong.

Boardroom

Waitakere United spell it out for Robin Ismajli

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Robin Ismajli has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

The terraces

Waitakere United sell a favourite for $350.0K

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Kosta Payne was one of the reasons people came, and $350.0K does not replace that by itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Liberato Colvey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

52 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Deklan Bell damages knee ligaments — 92 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 92 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Liberato Colvey breaks a bone — 104 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 104 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Waitakere United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Waitakere United is running low.

Match

Waitakere United are in real trouble now

Position 5, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Noah Bell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Waitakere United say no — this time

The offer from Hawke's Bay United for Kosta Payne was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

In brief

50 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deklan Bell

107 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Waitakere United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Waitakere United sell their best player to Auckland City

$220.0K is a serious amount of money and it does not play centre-forward. Everybody in the dressing room knows who used to be looked at when it went wrong.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noah Bell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noah Bell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Waitakere United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The terraces

Supporters turn on the $220.0K sale of Tommy Smith

He is going to Auckland City, the club has $220.0K it did not have on Friday, and the phone-ins have already decided how they feel about that. Selling well and selling somebody they loved are not the same skill.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Kosta Payne was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Deklan Bell

At 30 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

49 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Deklan Bell damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Robin Ismajli has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Waitakere United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

WaiBOP United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Waitakere United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Liberato Colvey has improved at 25, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Market

Team Wellington watching Tommy Smith

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Waitakere United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Oliver Colvey signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Oliver Colvey commits to Waitakere United for another 3 years.

In brief

48 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Deklan Bell damages knee ligaments — 122 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 122 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Waitakere United

Position 5 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Waitakere United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Waitakere United is running low.

Market

Noah Bell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Waitakere United turn down Hawke's Bay United for Kosta Payne

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Winston Stamatelopoulos is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

47 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Deklan Bell damages knee ligaments — 131 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 131 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Hawke's Bay United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Waitakere United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Kosta Payne attracts admirers

The name of Kosta Payne has come up in conversations Waitakere United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

46 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Real improvement from Noah Bell at Waitakere United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Noah Bell is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Tim Kirwan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Alex Cacace

At 32 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

44 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Waitakere United sink to position 5

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Noah Bell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Waitakere United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

In brief

43 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michael Cacace breaks a bone — 22 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 22 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Real improvement from Ahmed Hijazi at Waitakere United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Ahmed Hijazi is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tim Kirwan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tim Kirwan and Waitakere United agree another 3 years.

In brief

39 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tim Kirwan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sam McCowatt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Michael Colvey signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Colvey and Waitakere United agree another 2 years.

In brief

36 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Waitakere United sink to position 5

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Noah Bell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Waitakere United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Kosta Payne in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sam McCowatt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Waitakere United pull $751.3K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

32 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Waitakere United

Position 5 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Noah Bell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alex Cacace stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alex Cacace and Waitakere United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

28 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Waitakere United sink to position 5

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Noah Bell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ben Colvey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

27 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Waitakere United

2‑5 against Team Wellington, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

Both of them Kosta Payne's — 8.62

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.62, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The terraces

Waitakere United are taken apart by Team Wellington — and the town wants answers

It finished 2-5. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Market

Waitakere United turn down WaiBOP United for Michael Colvey

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

No end in sight to Waitakere United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Waitakere United has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Kosta Payne among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Kosta Payne on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Waitakere United and Team Wellington.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Waitakere United

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Ben Colvey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alex Cacace

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

24 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Every point is an argument now for Waitakere United

Position 5 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Noah Bell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Eyes on Kosta Payne again

The phone has started ringing about Kosta Payne again, and this time the name on the line is Team Wellington. Waitakere United are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

23 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Kosta Payne asks to leave Waitakere United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Noah Bell

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Both of them Kosta Payne's — 8.69

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.69, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

The season belongs to Oliver Just

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Waitakere United have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Tim Kirwan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Kosta Payne

13 goals and a season average of 7.23 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

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28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Kosta Payne scores twice — 8.61

Two goals and a mark of 8.61 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Noah Bell

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Joe Van Hattum hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Waitakere United come up short against Canterbury United

Canterbury United left with the points after a 3‑5 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Kosta Payne in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

8 goals as Waitakere United and Canterbury United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Waitakere United and Canterbury United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Kosta Fenton signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kosta Fenton and Waitakere United agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sam McCowatt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Oliver Just

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.22, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

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14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Oliver Just

Successful dribbles: 43. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Robin Ismajli is the new Waitakere United manager

“This is a club with real history, and I did not have to think about it for long.” The new manager takes charge with every slate wiped clean.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Oliver Sutton

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Waitakere United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Noah Bell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Waitakere United

Position 5 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Sam McCowatt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Waitakere United come up short against Hawke's Bay United

Hawke's Bay United left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Winston Stamatelopoulos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Noah Bell is playing like a man with something to prove

The oldest phenomenon in the sport: a new voice in the dressing room and suddenly everybody is available for everything. Noah Bell is training as though the last team sheet never existed, because as far as he is concerned it does not.

In brief

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7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Gostaresh Foulad take Oliver Garbett from Waitakere United

The compensation was agreed inside a week and the club has lost a manager it had no intention of losing. Waitakere United start again, and start behind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Noah Bell

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Oliver Sutton damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Waitakere United

1‑4 against Team Wellington, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Kosta Payne puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Stefan Rufer steps up at Waitakere United for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Tim Kirwan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ben Colvey signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ben Colvey and Waitakere United agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Waitakere United dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

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16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Cameron Singh damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Waitakere United

0‑3 against Auckland City, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Noah Bell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Kosta Payne in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sam McCowatt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Oliver Just

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

No mercy from Waitakere United

Canterbury United will want this one forgotten quickly: 8‑3, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Waitakere United were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Cameron Singh damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Waitakere United come from 2 down to beat Canterbury United

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Waitakere United found something the first half had given no notice of, and Canterbury United could not hold what they had.

Match

Waitakere United up to position 2

9 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

3 goals for Liberato Colvey

The match ball belongs to Liberato Colvey, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

3 goals for Kosta Payne

The match ball belongs to Kosta Payne, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

A brace, and Oliver Just takes the afternoon — 8.28

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Oliver Just provided it, and the 8.28 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A debut Jai Fenton will not forget — 7.47

There is exactly one of these per career and it does not usually go like this. 0 on the scoresheet, 7.47 beside the name, and a crowd that had never seen him before chanting it by the end.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Noah Bell

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

In brief

14 Edition

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2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Cameron Singh damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Both of them Kosta Payne's — 9.11

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.11, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Oliver Just

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Noah Bell signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Noah Bell commits to Waitakere United for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Sam McCowatt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Waitakere United find a way past WaiBOP United

WaiBOP United made Waitakere United work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

  • Squad The manager makes an example of Noah Bell
  • Player ratings The referee tires of Tim Kirwan
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Kosta Payne
  • The terraces The stand has a song for Kosta Payne
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The Waitakere United Sentinel

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Oliver Sutton

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Waitakere United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Noah Bell keeps Waitakere United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Kosta Payne wins it after the whistle should have gone

94 minutes played. Kosta Payne found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Team Wellington went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Squad

A fracture rules Sam McCowatt out for 24 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Waitakere United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tim Kirwan is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Joe Van Hattum hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Waitakere United

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Waitakere United find a way past Team Wellington

Team Wellington made Waitakere United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Noah Bell

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

11 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Oliver Sutton damages knee ligaments — 85 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 85 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Sam McCowatt out for 31 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Waitakere United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Real improvement from Noah Bell at Waitakere United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Noah Bell is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

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The Waitakere United Sentinel

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michael Tuiloma damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Noah Bell is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Kosta Fenton has improved at 25, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

  • Squad Sam McCowatt falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Market The window shut and Bill Garbett is still in the building
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3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Joe Van Hattum asks to leave Waitakere United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kosta Payne in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Noah Bell falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief