Ignas Simkus

Left Forward - Utenis
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Process

Marked for Ignas Simkus

69 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

William Kaastrup was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Andrius Cernych falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Ignas Simkus counts the days

“I watch every Stumbras game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Utenis runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

Back issues
68 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Juan Pablo Ramírez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

William Kaastrup falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Andrius Cernych

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

66 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Stumbras are in real trouble now

Position 6, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Andrius Dapkus has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stumbras they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Modestas Satkus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

William Kaastrup falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mario Qaka stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mario Qaka and Stumbras agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

A long bet from Stumbras on Mario Qaka

He is 18, and nobody at Stumbras signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

64 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Juan Pablo Ramírez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

William Kaastrup falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Modestas Satkus asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

62 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Stumbras are in real trouble now

Position 6, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Andrius Dapkus has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stumbras they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

William Kaastrup in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

60 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

William Kaastrup in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Deividas Slavickas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Stumbras put Modestas Satkus up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Modestas Satkus may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

56 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Stumbras sign Andrius Cernych for $72.0K

The paperwork is done: Andrius Cernych joins from Utenis in a deal worth $72.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

William Kaastrup in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Modestas Satkus

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Deividas Slavickas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A season on the outside for Maximilián Halo

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Stumbras has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

Stumbras put Modestas Satkus up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Modestas Satkus may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

52 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Modestas Satkus asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

William Kaastrup falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Aidas Slavickas pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

In brief

48 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Modestas Satkus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

William Kaastrup in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bartłomiej Kolec is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

45 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Utenis

0‑3 against Zalgiris, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A fracture rules Arnas Valskis out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Andrius Cernych puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Utenis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Eyes on Fiodor Paulauskas again

The phone has started ringing about Fiodor Paulauskas again, and this time the name on the line is Suduva. Utenis are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Utenis

Karolis Vaitkunas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pedro Oliveira wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Utenis know it.

In brief

44 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

William Kaastrup in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Siauliai take the points off Stumbras

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Darius Dapkus was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.06. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bartłomiej Kolec is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Taha Alemi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Arvydas Kuklys gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

44 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Utenis sink to position 7

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Arnas Valskis out for 106 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Edvinas Lasickas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Utenis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Leomir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utenis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Utenis find a way past Atlantas

Atlantas made Utenis work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Karolis Vaitkunas at his very best

Marked 8.06. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Utenis.

Squad

Darius Slavickas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alfie Henderson signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alfie Henderson and Utenis agree another 3 years.

Market

Utenis put Fiodor Paulauskas up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Fiodor Paulauskas may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

41 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Utenis

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Utenis

2‑7 against Suduva, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A fracture rules Arnas Valskis out for 127 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Andrius Cernych asks to leave Utenis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Fiodor Paulauskas keeps Utenis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Edvinas Klimavicius: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Utenis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Utenis lose Anton Yevdokymov

36 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

9 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Utenis and Suduva in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Utenis are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief

37 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Utenis

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Andrius Cernych puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Utenis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Ignas Simkus, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.84

A mark of 7.84 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Fiodor Paulauskas

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Leomir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utenis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Pedro Oliveira's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Utenis are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Anton Yevdokymov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Utenis share the spoils with Atlantas

A 1‑1 draw with Atlantas leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Still no ink between Utenis and Lourenço Borges

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Utenis, another week without a signature from Lourenço Borges.

In brief

36 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Fiodor Paulauskas

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Utenis bow out of the cup

Zalgiris go through and Utenis go home, 0‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Utenis

Position 7 and 1 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Pedro Oliveira hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Utenis can pretend not to have heard.

Match

7 matches without a win for Utenis

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Utenis are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Zalgiris leaves Utenis explaining themselves

0-3, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Squad

Ignas Simkus says Utenis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Utenis

Karolis Vaitkunas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Utenis come up short against Trakai

Trakai left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

33 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules William Kaastrup out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Stumbras

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Trakai kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Stumbras will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Juan Pablo Ramírez

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A goal and an assist for Modestas Eliosius — 7.94

Involvement in 2 goals, from a player who spent the ninety minutes doing the thing a manager actually wants: being where the ball was going to end up. 7.94 beside his name.

Match

Darius Dapkus’s goal not enough for Stumbras

Darius Dapkus scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Trakai, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Taha Alemi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Stumbras know it.

In brief

28 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules William Kaastrup out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Fiodor Sernas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

William Kaastrup was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Linas Paulauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Stumbras

7 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Market

The market said no: Linas Paulauskas stays put

Stumbras opened the door and nobody walked through it. So Linas Paulauskas stays — listed, trained, and available — while both sides mark the days to January on the same calendar.

In brief

26 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules William Kaastrup out for 94 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Linas Dubickas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Utenis come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stumbras did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Aidas Slavickas is a Stumbras player

The fee is $84.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Utenis drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

The terraces

Stumbras spend $84.0K on the signing the town wanted

It is the rarest sequence in football: supporters ask for something, and the club goes and does it. $84.0K for Aidas Slavickas, and for one week nobody is complaining about anything.

Squad

Bartłomiej Kolec wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Stumbras know it.

In brief

24 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

William Kaastrup breaks a bone — 109 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 109 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Utenis join the queue for Saulius Sernas

Add another name to the list: Utenis have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Saulius Sernas. The answer from Stumbras has not changed — yet.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Tomas Dapkus for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Stumbras will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Linas Paulauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Ignas Simkus conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Utenis will make the call about Ignas Simkus this week. Stumbras have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

Lukas Mikoliunas is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Stumbras has been clear about where Lukas Mikoliunas stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

23 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Tomas Eliosius puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

William Kaastrup in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Utenis join the queue for Ignas Simkus

Add another name to the list: Utenis have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ignas Simkus. The answer from Stumbras has not changed — yet.

In brief

14 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Andrius Dapkus out for 73 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Modestas Eliosius hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

William Kaastrup was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Stumbras beat the market to Ignas Kuklys from Utenis

Utenis will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Ignas Kuklys has pre-agreed a move to Stumbras, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Loan watch

Ignas Simkus has seen enough of Atlantas

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Stumbras, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

6 new faces, and Stumbras are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

13 Edition

The Atlantas Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Atlantas

Ignas Sernas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rokas Novikovas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rokas Novikovas commits to Atlantas for another 3 years.

Squad

Andrius Girdvainis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

10 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Andrius Dapkus out for 101 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Modestas Eliosius hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. William Kaastrup is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Ignas Simkus counts the days

“I watch every Stumbras game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Atlantas runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Stumbras

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

When it matters, Modestas Eliosius plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

6 Edition

The Atlantas Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Lukas Satkus asks to leave Atlantas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ignas Sernas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Atlantas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Atlantas training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kostadin Iliev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

6 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Saulius Dapkus damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Andrius Dapkus breaks a bone — 132 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 132 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Linas Paulauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

4 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Saulius Sernas asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Stumbras say no — this time

The offer from Atlantas for Ignas Simkus was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Tautvydas Burdzilauskas is a Stumbras player

The fee is $130.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Kauno Zalgiris drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Saulius Dubickas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Stumbras spend $130.0K on the signing the town wanted

It is the rarest sequence in football: supporters ask for something, and the club goes and does it. $130.0K for Tautvydas Burdzilauskas, and for one week nobody is complaining about anything.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Linas Paulauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

3 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Stumbras bow out of the cup

Suduva go through and Stumbras go home, 3‑5 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Suduva come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stumbras did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Stumbras and Suduva in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Linas Paulauskas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Atlantas watching Ignas Simkus

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Stumbras have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

No hiding place for Linas Paulauskas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Linas Paulauskas, and the manager let it.

Squad

A long afternoon for Saulius Mikoliunas

Beaten 5 times, with 3 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

Squad

Karolis Jankauskas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Karolis Jankauskas commits to Stumbras for another 3 years.

Player ratings

Modestas Satkus runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 8. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief