Noah Boxall

Centre Forward - Retired
25 Nov 2027
Thursday
Process

Marked for Noah Boxall

37 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Cameron Lewis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Team Wellington may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Noah Boxall asks to leave Team Wellington

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Team Wellington

Steven Lustica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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33 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Noah Boxall hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Team Wellington can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Stefan Smith signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stefan Smith commits to Team Wellington for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Team Wellington

Steven Lustica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

29 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Noah Boxall asks to leave Team Wellington

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Team Wellington

Steven Lustica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tommy Lewis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

25 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Hands off: Foggia circle Matt Cacace

Team Wellington have received the call every well-run club eventually receives — somebody bigger has noticed Matt Cacace. Saying no is easy; keeping him convinced is the actual work.

Squad

Dane Singh keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Team Wellington may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Noah Boxall asks to leave Team Wellington

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Team Wellington

Steven Lustica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Team Wellington training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Sullivan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Stefan Smith at his very best

Marked 8.07. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Team Wellington.

Squad

Matías Fuentes stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Matías Fuentes and Team Wellington agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Simon Sullivan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Loan watch

Oliver Reid wants to come home

“I did not go to Canterbury United to sit and watch. I want to come back to Team Wellington and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 22 matches say the rest.

In brief

25 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Marco Payne hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

WaiBOP United say no — this time

The offer from Team Wellington for Liberato Boxall was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Kwanele Msomi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” WaiBOP United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten WaiBOP United

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

WaiBOP United sell Noah Boxall for $10.0K

Noah Boxall has left for Team Wellington in a $10.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

No hiding place for Liberato Kirwan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Liberato Kirwan, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ben Tuiloma

Marked 8.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Chris Fenton

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

24 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Ben Tuiloma runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 41. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Callum Wood puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Team Wellington for Noah Boxall

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Team Wellington join the queue for Liberato Boxall

Add another name to the list: Team Wellington have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Liberato Boxall. The answer from WaiBOP United has not changed — yet.

Squad

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francis De Vries is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Chris Fenton

7.46, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. WaiBOP United had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Match

WaiBOP United share the spoils with Southern United

A 1‑1 draw with Southern United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

When it matters, Ben Tuiloma plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

23 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Liberato Lockyer asks to leave Team Wellington

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Both of them Simon Sullivan's — 8.17

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.17, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Boardroom

Hands off: Inter circle Matt Cacace

Team Wellington have received the call every well-run club eventually receives — somebody bigger has noticed Matt Cacace. Saying no is easy; keeping him convinced is the actual work.

Squad

Sam Van Hattum signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sam Van Hattum and Team Wellington agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Team Wellington

Steven Lustica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Team Wellington see off Canterbury United

Three points for Team Wellington, 3‑2 the final word against Canterbury United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

Noah Boxall will join Team Wellington for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Noah Boxall has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Team Wellington have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

The terraces

Team Wellington supporters have found a favourite in Stefan Smith

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Stefan Smith has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sam Van Hattum

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

23 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Liberato Boxall asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The season belongs to Ben Tuiloma

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and WaiBOP United have had the benefit of it.

Boardroom

WaiBOP United to lose Noah Boxall for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Noah Boxall has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

In brief

22 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ben Tuiloma

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Oliver McCowatt asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Liberato Boxall

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Liberato Boxall, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Ryan Waine wants to come home

“I did not go to Auckland City to sit and watch. I want to come back to WaiBOP United and fight for my place.” 1 appearances in 17 matches say the rest.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Noah Boxall is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

20 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Noah Boxall asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Alex Van Hattum the difference as WaiBOP United beat Canterbury United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alex Van Hattum. 2‑1 against Canterbury United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Ben Tuiloma in the eights

A performance of 8.39 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Chris Fenton was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.02. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Noah Boxall is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

19 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Liberato Boxall puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

A brace, and Marco Just takes the afternoon — 8.10

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Marco Just provided it, and the 8.10 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Marco Just

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Alex Van Hattum runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kwanele Msomi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jake Wood signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jake Wood commits to WaiBOP United for another 1 years.

Match

WaiBOP United share the spoils with Hawke's Bay United

A 2‑2 draw with Hawke's Bay United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

  • Squad Noah Boxall falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Player ratings Off the bench and decisive: Chris Fenton
  • Market The clock does Noah Boxall’s negotiating for him
16 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Francis De Vries damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Noah Boxall asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

15 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Francis De Vries

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Chris Fenton runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 38. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Thapelo Ngcongo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Francis De Vries in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Auckland City take the points off WaiBOP United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Kwanele Msomi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

13 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Marco Just, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.75

A mark of 7.75 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Oliver Singh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Van Hattum

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ben Tuiloma was the difference for WaiBOP United

Marked 7.83. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Loan watch

Stefan Payne has seen enough of Auckland City

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at WaiBOP United, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Noah Boxall falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

5 new faces, and WaiBOP United are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

Michael Fenton stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Fenton and WaiBOP United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

11 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Thapelo Ngcongo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Real improvement from Marco Just at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Marco Just is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha

At 26 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Francis De Vries falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Marco Stamatelopoulos has seen enough of Auckland City

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at WaiBOP United, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

10 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Liberato Boxall asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Real improvement from Thapelo Ngcongo at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Thapelo Ngcongo is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

9 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Marco Payne puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Liberato Boxall is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

7 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Thapelo Ngcongo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Real improvement from Marco Just at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Marco Just is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha

At 25 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Chris Rufer for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. WaiBOP United will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Loan watch

Marco Stamatelopoulos wants to come home

“I did not go to Auckland City to sit and watch. I want to come back to WaiBOP United and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

In brief

6 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Liberato Boxall asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Newcastle Jets for Liberato Boxall

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

The Team Wellington deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Noah Boxall reports back to WaiBOP United with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Real improvement from Thapelo Ngcongo at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Thapelo Ngcongo is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marco De Vries stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marco De Vries and WaiBOP United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

5 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Marco Payne hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Newcastle Jets join the queue for Liberato Boxall

Add another name to the list: Newcastle Jets have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Liberato Boxall. The answer from WaiBOP United has not changed — yet.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

3 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Oliver McCowatt hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Newcastle Jets are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. WaiBOP United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Francis Reid stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Francis Reid and WaiBOP United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jai Van Hattum

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Oliver McCowatt falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

2 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah Boxall hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha and WaiBOP United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief