Robert André

Striker - Chamois Niortais
1 Nov 2028
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Robert André

118 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Chamois Niortais

Position 17 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Jean-Luc Dupont asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

João Queirós’s goal not enough for Chamois Niortais

João Queirós scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to RC Strasbourg, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of João Queirós

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The one thing Robert André could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

The one thing Nime Sacko could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

Back issues
117 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Laurent Benoit puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Rémi Pierre

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Chamois Niortais find a way past Stade Rennais

Stade Rennais made Chamois Niortais work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Thibault Bernard in the eights

A performance of 8.65 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for David Jablonský

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Jablonský, and the manager let it.

Squad

Robert André knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Chamois Niortais, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Thimothé David

A mark of 5.74 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

116 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Enzo Ketterle hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Leonardo Tavares: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Chamois Niortais's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chamois Niortais has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Only the photograph left for Brunnel Tutuana

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Brunnel Tutuana will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against FC Lorient

0‑2 to FC Lorient, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Robert André

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Robert André, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

The one thing Robert André could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

115 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Chamois Niortais

Beaten 0‑3 by Monaco, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Jérémie Lioka hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Benoit

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Benoit, and the manager let it.

Squad

Bryan Nouvier signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bryan Nouvier and Chamois Niortais agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

Inquest at Chamois Niortais

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Thibault Bernard runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Robert André keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Nime Sacko leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

114 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Chamsedin Kouranfal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rayan Souici keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Robert André in the eights

A performance of 8.44 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Bryan Nouvier signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bryan Nouvier and Chamois Niortais agree another 2 years.

Match

Chamois Niortais and FC Nantes take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Laurent Fernandez

A mark of 4.13 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

The one thing Rémi Pierre could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

112 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Enzo Ketterle hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Chamois Niortais's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chamois Niortais has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Chamois Niortais lose François Laine

42 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Brunnel Tutuana is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against Olympique Lyonnais

3‑4 to Olympique Lyonnais, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Didier Giraud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

110 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jérémie Lioka asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Valenciennes come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Chamois Niortais did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Robert André

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Laurent Fernandez

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Costly mistake from Didier Giraud

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Didier Giraud knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Match

Chamois Niortais and RC Lens take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

The one thing Rémi Pierre could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

109 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Laurent Benoit hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Samba Coulibaly

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Samba Coulibaly will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Angers SCO take the points off Chamois Niortais

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Valenciennes join the queue for Ignazio Guerra

Add another name to the list: Valenciennes have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ignazio Guerra. The answer from Chamois Niortais has not changed — yet.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Didier Giraud lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Noam Bonnet's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Chamois Niortais will not try tonight.

Squad

Emmanuel Morel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

86 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chamois Niortais tear LOSC Lille apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑1 against LOSC Lille, and it could have been more.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Rémi Pierre

14 goals and a season average of 7.51 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Ignazio Guerra has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Bruno Arnaud in the eights

A performance of 8.82 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Robert André

Marked 8.74 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Laurent Fernandez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

85 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Didier Giraud

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

12 goals and a season average of 7.45. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Rémi Pierre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais come up short against Olympique Lyonnais

Olympique Lyonnais left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.65, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

82 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Emmanuel Morel keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ignazio Guerra has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

11 goals and a season average of 7.36. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.67 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Robert André

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.17, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Honours even between Chamois Niortais and Angers SCO

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Rayan Souici

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Rayan Souici.

Player ratings

The one thing François Laine could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

80 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Víctor Álvarez asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Bruno Arnaud was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against Monaco

1‑2 to Monaco, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bruno Arnaud

Marked 8.76 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Rayan Souici gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Marc Arnaud out for 23 days

The medical room confirms 23 days on the sidelines for Marc Arnaud, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

François Laine is carrying Chamois Niortais

6 goals and a season average of 7.24. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

The one thing Laurent Fernandez could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

79 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chamois Niortais turn down Olympique Lyonnais for Rémi Pierre

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Simon Dia hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Rémi Pierre

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Víctor Álvarez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jérémie Lioka shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Bruno Arnaud

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Chamois Niortais find a way past FC Metz

FC Metz made Chamois Niortais work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

78 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near François Laine

Successful dribbles: 36. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Louis Bury hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Chamois Niortais's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Chamois Niortais has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Ignazio Guerra is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Gabriel Adam says Chamois Niortais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Dijon come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Chamois Niortais did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against Le Havre AC

1‑3 to Le Havre AC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Benoit

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Benoit, and the manager let it.

In brief

74 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Chamois Niortais

Beaten 0‑4 by RC Strasbourg, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Víctor Álvarez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bryan Nouvier

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Chamois Niortais

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on François Laine

6 goals and a season average of 7.28 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Robert André leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Laurent Benoit asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

73 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Chamois Niortais

A 1‑5 beating by Toulouse FC was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thibault Bernard is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.03 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Chamois Niortais know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.39 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Fernandez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Fernandez, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Inquest at Chamois Niortais

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

The one thing Laurent Fernandez could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

72 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Laurent Fernandez takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Ignazio Guerra keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chamois Niortais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vincent Bernard

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vincent Bernard will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez in the eights

A performance of 9.95 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Laurent Fernandez the difference as Chamois Niortais beat Tours

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Laurent Fernandez. 4‑2 against Tours, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Robert André

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.60, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Simon Dia signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Simon Dia and Chamois Niortais agree another 2 years.

In brief

71 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Warren Mountsangui

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Warren Mountsangui will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais find a way past AJ Auxerre

AJ Auxerre made Chamois Niortais work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.90, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

8 goals and a season average of 7.38. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Didier Giraud gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Laurent Fernandez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.30, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Côme Fromager

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The armband comes off Bruno Arnaud

Chamois Niortais will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

In brief

69 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Fabio Simões Ribeiro has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

At 21, Thibault Bernard is already the best thing here

An average of 7.01 in a first team he is several years too young for. Chamois Niortais have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against LOSC Lille

2‑3 to LOSC Lille, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rémi Pierre

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Laurent Fernandez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Laurent Fernandez, and the manager let it.

In brief

68 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vincent Bernard is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against Olympique Lyonnais

2‑4 to Olympique Lyonnais, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for François Laine

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.75, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Still no ink between Chamois Niortais and Laurent Benoit

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Chamois Niortais, another week without a signature from Laurent Benoit.

Squad

François Laine is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Robert André keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Bruno Arnaud's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Chamois Niortais needed to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jérémie Lioka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

67 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Warren Mountsangui is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thibault Bernard signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Thibault Bernard and Chamois Niortais agree another 5 years.

Squad

Robert André gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez in the eights

A performance of 8.21 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Chamois Niortais share the spoils with Paris FC

A 1‑1 draw with Paris FC leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Rémi Pierre is carrying Chamois Niortais

4 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

65 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Vincent Bernard: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Chamois Niortais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Fabio Simões Ribeiro

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Fabio Simões Ribeiro will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Rémi Pierre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thibault Bernard is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.00 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Chamois Niortais know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Player ratings

A masterclass from François Laine

Marked 9.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Didier Giraud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Chamois Niortais and Angers SCO take a point apiece

It finished 3‑3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

63 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Warren Mountsangui

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Warren Mountsangui will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chamois Niortais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Bruno Arnaud was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Monaco take the points off Chamois Niortais

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bruno Arnaud

Marked 8.49 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Laurent Benoit gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Robert André

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Laurent Fernandez keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Jérémie Lioka asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

62 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chamois Niortais cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Bruno Arnaud in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bryan Nouvier signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bryan Nouvier and Chamois Niortais agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

François Laine in the eights

A performance of 9.22 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

François Laine the difference as Chamois Niortais beat FC Metz

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: François Laine. 2‑1 against FC Metz, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Robert André

Marked 8.40 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Gabriel Adam

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel Adam, and the manager let it.

Squad

François Laine finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Chamois Niortais have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Player ratings

The one thing Rémi Pierre could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

61 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Chamois Niortais see off Le Havre AC

Three points for Chamois Niortais, 2‑1 the final word against Le Havre AC in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Laurent Fernandez

Marked 8.85 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Thimothé David

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Thimothé David, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The one thing Robert André could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Squad

Laurent Fernandez is off the mark for Chamois Niortais

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Player ratings

Rémi Pierre leaves them behind him

Shots: 5. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

60 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Didier Giraud decides it from twelve yards

3 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Chamois Niortais bow out of the cup

Stade Brestois go through and Chamois Niortais go home, 1‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Vincent Bernard has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chamois Niortais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Robert André signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Robert André and Chamois Niortais agree another 3 years.

Squad

Bruno Arnaud in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chamois Niortais lose Alexis Busin

71 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bruno Arnaud

Marked 9.09 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Bruno Arnaud the difference as Chamois Niortais beat OGC Nice

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Bruno Arnaud. 2‑1 against OGC Nice, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rémi Pierre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.99, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

58 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Gabriel Adam hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chamois Niortais can pretend not to have heard.

Match

5 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Market

Chamois Niortais say no — this time

The offer from Latina for Thibault Morel was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Vincent Bernard out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Vincent Bernard, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

No hiding place for Louis Bury

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Louis Bury, and the manager let it.

Match

Chamois Niortais and Paris Saint-Germain take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Thibault Morel

Marked 4.88, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

57 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Didier Giraud keeps Chamois Niortais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Vincent Bernard puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chamois Niortais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Chamois Niortais

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Chamois Niortais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Bruno Arnaud was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chamois Niortais against RC Strasbourg

0‑1 to RC Strasbourg, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

François Laine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Emmanuel Morel

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Robert André keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Stéphane Dupuis signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Stéphane Dupuis and Chamois Niortais agree another 3 years.

In brief

55 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Warren Mountsangui is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chamois Niortais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Robert André

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Robert André, and the manager let it.

Squad

François Laine knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Chamois Niortais, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Talks stall between Chamois Niortais and Simon Dia

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Emmanuel Morel has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Chamois Niortais that is a harder question to answer.

In brief

54 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Robert André knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Robert André trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Gabriel Adam told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Gabriel Adam has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Chamois Niortais.

Squad

No hiding place for Nime Sacko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nime Sacko, and the manager let it.

Market

The François Laine story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until François Laine signs something — a contract at Chamois Niortais or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

A wage question at Chamois Niortais

Laurent Fernandez has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

48 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Julien Vincent asks to leave Chamois Niortais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Robert André gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

47 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Emmanuel Leclerc moves on

AJ Auxerre pay $91.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Robert André asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

40 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Robert André gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A wage question at Chamois Niortais

Jérémie Lioka has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

39 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Robert André asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

No hiding place for Édouard Bourgeois

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Édouard Bourgeois, and the manager let it.

In brief

33 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Chamois Niortais up to position 1

44 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

François Laine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Robert André

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

26 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Remember the name: Thibault Bernard

He is 21, he is averaging 7.31, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

François Laine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Robert André

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Matthieu Cuirassier stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Matthieu Cuirassier and Chamois Niortais agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

François Laine linked with a move away

The name of François Laine keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Chamois Niortais say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Fabio Simões Ribeiro placed on the list

Chamois Niortais have made Fabio Simões Ribeiro available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

20 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Rémi Pierre

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Robert André out for 43 days

The medical room confirms 43 days on the sidelines for Robert André, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Loan watch

Paul Dupuis has seen enough of Gijón

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Chamois Niortais, and 4 appearances in 18 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

No hiding place for Didier Giraud

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Didier Giraud, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from François Laine

Marked 8.34 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Robert Barbier in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chamois Niortais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No place for Emmanuel Morel on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Chamois Niortais pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Match

Honours even between Chamois Niortais and US Creteil

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Loan watch

3 goals on loan for Laurent Fernandez

12 appearances at Levante and the goals keep coming. Chamois Niortais are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief