Frédéric Perrin

Right Forward - US Creteil
2 Mar 2031
Sunday
Process

Marked for Frédéric Perrin

236 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

3 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

25 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Market

Gaël Nsombi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 5 signed and 7 gone

That is the business done at US Creteil until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Arsène Elogo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Arsène Elogo and US Creteil agree another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Valenciennes take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Marius Courcoul

US Creteil asked and LOSC Lille said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Frédéric Perrin reaches 100 appearances

100 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

In brief

Back issues
232 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

6 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

21 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 21, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

US Creteil run out of patience with Interim Coach

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Interim Coach clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Market

Thomas Bruns asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

An empty coaching office at US Creteil

There is nobody left to promote and nobody left to run a session. The board have brought in a name the supporters do not know, and the question of how a club gets here will outlast whoever answers it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gaël Nsombi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gaël Nsombi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around US Creteil the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

7 saves: Yan Marillat was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at US Creteil

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for US Creteil

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Home is on Thomas Bruns's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; US Creteil are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

217 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

23 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Yan Marillat has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Fabien Antunes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

US Creteil keep their word to Eduardas Jurjonas

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Match

Honours even between US Creteil and AS Nancy

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

US Creteil pick somebody else ahead of Fabien Antunes

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

201 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the US Creteil boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

the manager has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at US Creteil can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

A fracture rules Olivier Durand out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Bourg-Peronnas come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and US Creteil did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Yan Marillat attracts admirers

The name of Yan Marillat has come up in conversations US Creteil were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Yan Marillat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Guilherme Venâncio arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Guilherme Venâncio has, at US Creteil, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Frédéric Perrin signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Frédéric Perrin and US Creteil agree another 2 years.

Market

Yan Marillat told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Yan Marillat has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at US Creteil.

In brief

196 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Steve Nguimbous puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at US Creteil, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Bruno Fernandes

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. US Creteil will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Arsène Elogo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Frédéric Perrin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Frédéric Perrin, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Evgeniy Yablonskiy knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

178 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fabien Antunes

82 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. US Creteil lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for US Creteil

Position 13 and 10 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Boubacar Diallo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Romain Montiel yet — 8.25

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.25 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

The dugout

Ivan Furmanov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Angers SCO

2‑3 to Angers SCO, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Arsène Elogo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gaël Nsombi

Marked 8.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

174 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Fabien Antunes

110 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. US Creteil lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

US Creteil sink to position 13

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Boubacar Diallo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at US Creteil, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Nicolas Reut gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Furmanov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Bruno Fernandes knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Looking ahead

Frédéric Perrin goes back to face Chamois Niortais

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Frédéric Perrin’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and US Creteil needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

The shop window has Nelson Lung in it

US Creteil have let the market know Nelson Lung can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

171 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at US Creteil has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at US Creteil

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at US Creteil is running low.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at US Creteil can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Player ratings

Both of them Romain Montiel's — 8.95

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.95, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Baptiste Nouchet hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Thomas Carbonero for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. US Creteil will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Frédéric Perrin signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Frédéric Perrin commits to US Creteil for another 2 years.

Match

Romain Montiel the difference as US Creteil beat Red Star

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Romain Montiel. 2‑1 against Red Star, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

141 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

news_h_frozen_out_of_the_side

news_b_frozen_out_of_the_side

Market

Joshua Frau has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Gaël Nsombi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Frédéric Perrin stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Frédéric Perrin and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arsène Elogo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Gaël Nsombi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

140 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at US Creteil

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at US Creteil is running low.

Boardroom

Paul Renault has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at US Creteil can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Baptiste Nouchet asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Gaël Nsombi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Frédéric Perrin signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Frédéric Perrin and US Creteil agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arsène Elogo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Fabien Antunes told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Fabien Antunes has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at US Creteil.

The dugout

Arsène Elogo loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Arsène Elogo's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Boubacar Diallo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief