Dane Singh

Striker - WaiBOP United
15 May 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Dane Singh

343 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

21 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Jake Lockyer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

When it matters, Marco Cacace plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Joe McCowatt asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The clock does James Just’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee WaiBOP United could ask drops and the wages James Just can ask rise.

Market

The shop window has Deklan Bell in it

WaiBOP United have let the market know Deklan Bell can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

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342 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

14 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Clayton Lockyer has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around WaiBOP United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Dane Singh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dane Van Hattum

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tommy Cacace has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at WaiBOP United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

A promise honoured for Jake Sutton

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. WaiBOP United told Jake Sutton something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Tim Just is still paying for one afternoon at WaiBOP United

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

339 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

24 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Matt Garbett was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Marco Cacace plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Dane De Vries knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at WaiBOP United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The clock does James Just’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee WaiBOP United could ask drops and the wages James Just can ask rise.

Market

WaiBOP United put Tommy Cacace up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Tommy Cacace may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

337 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Dane Singh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Matt Garbett was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted WaiBOP United

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at WaiBOP United can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

WaiBOP United come up short against Southern United

Southern United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Marco Cacace runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

James Just gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A first senior shirt for Chris Garbett

Every debut is a small story about the future: Chris Garbett, 19 years old, off the academy pitches and into the first team. The parents in the stand will keep the programme.

Squad

Michael Sutton has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at WaiBOP United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

325 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

18 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

37 matches without a win for WaiBOP United

The run now stands at 37, and the questions being asked around WaiBOP United are no longer polite ones.

Match

Chastening afternoon for WaiBOP United

A 0‑4 beating by Hawke's Bay United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Dane Singh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Matt Garbett in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at WaiBOP United

6 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

Kosta De Vries steps up from the WaiBOP United academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Kosta De Vries has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

WaiBOP United promote Oliver Reid from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Oliver Reid has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

WaiBOP United promote Jai Fenton from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jai Fenton has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Squad

Chris Fenton falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

285 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

12 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

35 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Tommy Cacace hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Dane Singh: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” WaiBOP United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Matt Garbett was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

WaiBOP United come up short against Southern United

Southern United left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tim Just

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Clayton Lockyer

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Oliver Tuiloma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

James Just placed on the list

WaiBOP United have made James Just available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

271 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

WaiBOP United spell it out for Tommy Fenton

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Tommy Fenton has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The WaiBOP United board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Tommy Cacace asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Matt Garbett was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dane Singh signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dane Singh commits to WaiBOP United for another 4 years.

In brief