Noah Nelson

Goalkeeper - Canterbury United
17 Mar 2036
Monday
Process

Marked for Noah Nelson

501 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

3 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tommy Sutton damages knee ligaments — 104 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 104 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Chris McCowatt: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Canterbury United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Noah Nelson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Canterbury United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

Back issues
497 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

4 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Canterbury United out of the cup

Auckland City ended it 1‑5. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

The terraces

Canterbury United are taken apart by Auckland City — and the town wants answers

It finished 1-5. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Player ratings

James Tuiloma, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.87

A mark of 7.87 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tommy Sutton

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Canterbury United are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Market

Noah Nelson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Canterbury United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

4 matches without a win for Canterbury United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Canterbury United are no longer polite ones.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Canterbury United and Auckland City in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Chris McCowatt stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Chris McCowatt and Canterbury United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

496 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

28 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Noah Nelson

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

James Tuiloma is the real thing at 19

A season average of 7.04 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Canterbury United know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noah McCowatt

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noah McCowatt will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Marco Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bill Wood is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Sam Kirwan leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Sam Kirwan leaves Canterbury United the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

495 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

21 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Noah Nelson

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Alex Smith yet — 7.84

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.84 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Cameron Wood keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Canterbury United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Canterbury United

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Bill Wood in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Canterbury United and Hawke's Bay United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Canterbury United and Hawke's Bay United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Francis Cacace’s goal not enough for Canterbury United

Francis Cacace scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Hawke's Bay United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tommy Lewis

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

WaiBOP United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Canterbury United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

493 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

7 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tommy Sutton keeps Canterbury United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from James Tuiloma at 19 — 7.92

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. James Tuiloma did not need any: 7.92, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Dane Waine: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Canterbury United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Bill Wood stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Bill Wood and Canterbury United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Bill Wood falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marco Singh

Marked 8.17 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

492 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

31 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

James Tuiloma takes the match ball home

5 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Canterbury United run riot against Waitakere United

7‑2, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

James Tuiloma, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 10.00

A mark of 10.00 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Alex Smith yet — 9.13

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.13 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Francis Boxall keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Canterbury United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

James Tuiloma is the real thing at 19

A season average of 7.01 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Canterbury United know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Market

Noah Nelson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Canterbury United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Bill Wood was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

James Tuiloma among the goals in a wild afternoon

9 goals in one match, James Tuiloma on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Canterbury United and Waitakere United.

In brief

488 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

3 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Canterbury United taken apart

1‑4 to Hawke's Bay United, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noah Nelson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noah Nelson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bill Wood is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Tommy Lewis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Oliver Stamatelopoulos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Deklan Kirwan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

484 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

5 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Noah Barbarouses

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Canterbury United win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 91th minute. Southern United will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Player ratings

Francis De Vries, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.17

A mark of 8.17 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Alex Smith, 34, rolls back the years — 7.94

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.94 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Noah Nelson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Canterbury United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Tommy Lewis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bill Wood is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Canterbury United see off Southern United

Three points for Canterbury United, 2‑1 the final word against Southern United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Francis De Vries

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

480 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Noah Barbarouses

63 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Canterbury United spell it out for Callum De Vries

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Callum De Vries has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Canterbury United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noah Nelson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noah Nelson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Liberato Tuiloma signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Liberato Tuiloma and Canterbury United agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Bill Wood was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

476 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mosese Nabose breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Noah Nelson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Canterbury United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

The Team Wellington deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Noah McCowatt reports back to Canterbury United with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Bill Wood falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Dane Waine stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dane Waine and Canterbury United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

No hiding place for Mosese Nabose

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mosese Nabose, and the manager let it.

In brief

475 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mosese Nabose breaks a bone — 35 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 35 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Canterbury United put Callum De Vries on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Canterbury United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

The Waitakere United deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Francis Cacace reports back to Canterbury United with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Francis Cacace is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Alex Smith signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alex Smith and Canterbury United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Marco Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Southern United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Canterbury United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Callum Fenton is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Canterbury United has been clear about where Callum Fenton stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

473 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Canterbury United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Mosese Nabose breaks a bone — 49 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 49 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Waitakere United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Canterbury United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noah McCowatt

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noah McCowatt will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bill Wood is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Southern United watching Noah Nelson

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Canterbury United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

In brief

471 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

6 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mosese Nabose breaks a bone — 63 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 63 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Canterbury United put Callum De Vries on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Canterbury United say no — this time

The offer from Team Wellington for Clayton Barbarouses was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Tommy Bell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Canterbury United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noah Nelson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noah Nelson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Real improvement from Francis Cacace at Canterbury United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Francis Cacace is 18, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Bill Wood was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Tommy Cacace again

The phone has started ringing about Tommy Cacace again, and this time the name on the line is WaiBOP United. Canterbury United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Oliver Stamatelopoulos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

458 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Noah Nelson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Canterbury United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tommy Cacace

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tommy Cacace will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Bill Wood falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Chris McCowatt

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chris McCowatt, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between Canterbury United and Alex Smith

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Francis Waine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

448 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mosese Nabose keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Canterbury United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Bill Wood falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Callum Tuiloma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

444 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Francis Waine out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Liberato Waine says Canterbury United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

So close: Noah Nelson’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. WaiBOP United moved on, Noah Nelson reports back to Canterbury United, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Bill Wood in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Team Wellington expected to open talks for Clayton Barbarouses

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Canterbury United will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mosese Nabose

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

443 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Canterbury United

1‑6 against Hawke's Bay United, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A fracture rules Francis Waine out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Clayton Barbarouses is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Canterbury United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tommy Sutton

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Canterbury United say no — this time

The offer from WaiBOP United for Tommy Cacace was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Marco Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

7 goals as Canterbury United and Hawke's Bay United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Canterbury United and Hawke's Bay United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bill Wood is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

James Tuiloma turns it into his own net

Nobody's fault and entirely his: a goal that goes into the book with his name against it and nothing about it intended. Canterbury United deserved better, and so did he.

In brief

426 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Marco Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bill Wood is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Alex Smith plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

424 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Tommy Cacace

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tommy Cacace will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Canterbury United turn down Waitakere United for Noah Nelson

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Bill Wood was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

423 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Canterbury United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

James Tuiloma is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 17 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Bill Wood falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Eyes on Noah Nelson again

The phone has started ringing about Noah Nelson again, and this time the name on the line is Waitakere United. Canterbury United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Callum Tuiloma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marco Singh has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Canterbury United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

420 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

14 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Sam Stamatelopoulos out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Canterbury United turn down Waitakere United for Noah Nelson

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Cameron Wood signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Cameron Wood and Canterbury United agree another 3 years.

In brief

419 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Sam Stamatelopoulos out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Real improvement from James Tuiloma at Canterbury United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. James Tuiloma is 17, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Marco Singh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mosese Nabose signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mosese Nabose commits to Canterbury United for another 2 years.

Market

Eyes on Noah Nelson again

The phone has started ringing about Noah Nelson again, and this time the name on the line is Waitakere United. Canterbury United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

The Cameron Wood conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Hawke's Bay United will make the call about Cameron Wood this week. Canterbury United have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

418 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

31 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Sam Stamatelopoulos out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

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Tempers go at Canterbury United

Bill Wood was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

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Callum Tuiloma signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Callum Tuiloma and Canterbury United agree another 2 years.

In brief

416 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

17 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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A fracture rules Sam Stamatelopoulos out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

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Tempers go at Canterbury United

Bill Wood was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Noah Nelson attracts admirers

The name of Noah Nelson has come up in conversations Canterbury United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

414 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

3 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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A fracture rules Sam Stamatelopoulos out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Canterbury United turn down WaiBOP United for Noah Nelson

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

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Tommy Sutton signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tommy Sutton and Canterbury United agree another 4 years.

In brief

412 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

19 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

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A fracture rules Sam Stamatelopoulos out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

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Real improvement from James Tuiloma at Canterbury United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. James Tuiloma is 17, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

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Tempers go at Canterbury United

Bill Wood was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

411 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Sam Stamatelopoulos out for 84 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Canterbury United say no — this time

The offer from Southern United for Liberato Tuiloma was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Southern United join the queue for Noah Nelson

Add another name to the list: Southern United have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Noah Nelson. The answer from Canterbury United has not changed — yet.

In brief