David Perrot

Striker - Probiy
3 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for David Perrot

109 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Market

David Perrot puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Andrii Fesenko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Probiy

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Andrii Fesenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Probiy against Epicentr

0‑1 to Epicentr, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Liubomyr Kuzyk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 99% of everything Probiy earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Max Howells runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

Back issues
107 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Probiy's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Probiy has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Darren Palmer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Liubomyr Kuzyk is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A late step up for Ihor Huk

At 26 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Probiy

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

David Perrot falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Francisco Brás in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Probiy and Victoriia Sumy cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Victoriia Sumy came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

The Andrii Bliznichenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Andrii Bliznichenko signs something — a contract at Probiy or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

106 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 matches without a win for Probiy

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Probiy are no longer polite ones.

Market

Max Howells hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Efe Salih Oksal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Probiy have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Real improvement from Sorin Ziane at Probiy

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Sorin Ziane is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Ihor Huk told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Ihor Huk has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Probiy.

Squad

Liubomyr Kuzyk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

David Perrot gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Max Howells

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Probiy sign Louie Hald, one for the future

Louie Hald is 19, and Probiy have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

104 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Probiy

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Max Howells is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Efe Salih Oksal hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Andrii Fesenko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Nazar Havryliuk

At 27 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Probiy training over how hard people work
  • Market The shop window has Sorin Ziane in it
101 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yassin Hamdi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Liubomyr Kuzyk signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Liubomyr Kuzyk and Probiy agree another 4 years.

Squad

David Perrot falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Andrii Drekalo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

86% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Probiy academy

4 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

In brief

99 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Probiy

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Market

Andrii Drekalo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

David Perrot falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Vladyslav Kucheruk knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Vladyslav Kucheruk trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Andrii Bliznichenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Andrii Bliznichenko signs something — a contract at Probiy or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The shop window has Andrii Liashenko in it

Probiy have let the market know Andrii Liashenko can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

98 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Probiy are in real trouble now

Position 16, 24 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Darren Palmer asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Volodymyr Barabanov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Probiy is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Andrii Fesenko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Andrii Fesenko and Probiy agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Ihor Huk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Perrot is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

96 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Probiy

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Francisco Brás hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Ruben Tilburgs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Perrot is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Sorin Ziane placed on the list

Probiy have made Sorin Ziane available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

95 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

David Perrot asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Andrii Liashenko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Probiy

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

David Perrot falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Andrii Liashenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Andrii Liashenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Andrii Bliznichenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Andrii Bliznichenko signs something — a contract at Probiy or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

93 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Probiy spell it out for Vladyslav Kravets

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Vladyslav Kravets has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Volodymyr Barabanov asks to leave Probiy

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ruben Tilburgs signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ruben Tilburgs and Probiy agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Danylo Udod was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Perrot falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager's exit leaves Ruben Tilburgs exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Ruben Tilburgs is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

92 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The terraces

Anger at Probiy spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

David Perrot says Probiy went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Francisco Brás puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Danylo Udod in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Perrot is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

89 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Volodymyr Barabanov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Roman Serdiuk keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Probiy may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Ruben Tilburgs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

88 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sorin Ziane hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Probiy can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Probiy

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Probiy is running low.

Squad

Andrii Liashenko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

87 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Francisco Brás puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Andrii Liashenko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Probiy

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Words at Probiy training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Liubomyr Kuzyk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Andrii Liashenko asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Andrii Bliznichenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Andrii Bliznichenko signs something — a contract at Probiy or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

82 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Probiy sink to position 16

24 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

David Perrot could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 7.11

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 7.11, 1 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Match

The wait goes on for Probiy

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Volodymyr Radulskyi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Volodymyr Barabanov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Probiy they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Probiy to lose Volodymyr Barabanov for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Volodymyr Barabanov has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Ilias Splinter signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ilias Splinter and Probiy agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Probiy

Ruben Tilburgs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

113% of the income goes out in wages at Probiy

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

80 Edition

The Probiy Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Max Howells puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Probiy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Sorin Ziane scores twice — 8.13

Two goals and a mark of 8.13 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Probiy boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

No end in sight to Probiy's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Probiy has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

An unwelcome headline for Gabriel Melo

He will be fined, he will apologise, and he will play on Saturday. The order of those three tells you everything about what a football club actually values.

Squad

Andrii Liashenko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Probiy this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Sorin Ziane

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vladyslav Kucheruk

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Raised voices on the training ground at Probiy

It involved Gabriel Melo, it was loud enough to reach the car park, and it was over by lunch. Dressing rooms run hot; the ones that should worry you are the silent ones.

In brief

59 Edition

The Chamois Niortais Herald

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Still nobody has beaten Chamois Niortais

The unbeaten run reaches 21. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Luca Lezzerini

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Chamois Niortais

Roger Mercier was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Jérôme Joly at Chamois Niortais

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Jérôme Joly is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Luca Lezzerini falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Marcel Rivière runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

No goals between Chamois Niortais and Paris Saint-Germain

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Paris Saint-Germain will be the happier side with the point.

Market

Didier Denis leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Didier Denis leaves Chamois Niortais the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Market

David Perrot leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. David Perrot leaves Chamois Niortais the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief