Samuel Mohammed

Left Back - Hasaacas
25 May 2032
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Samuel Mohammed

284 Edition

The Hasaacas Gazette

5 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Abdul Asante is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.84 with 38 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Hasaacas are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 10 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Blankson Anoff was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 27. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Abdul Asante is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Hasaacas will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Samuel Mohammed asks to leave Hasaacas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Abraham Atiemo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Hasaacas may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Isaac Hemans signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Isaac Hemans and Hasaacas agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hasaacas

Blankson Anoff and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Wa All Stars take the points off Hasaacas

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Abeiku Paintsil
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Andrew Asante has become a man the manager trusts
Back issues
267 Edition

The Hasaacas Gazette

8 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Abeiku Paintsil keeps Hasaacas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

31 days out for Jonathan Appiah after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Hasaacas will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Both of them Abdul Asante's — 8.55

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.55, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Hasaacas

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Market

Samuel Mohammed hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hasaacas can pretend not to have heard.

Match

5 matches without a win for Hasaacas

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Hasaacas are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Hasaacas tie David Paintsil down

A new deal for the man in the dugout, and the clearest thing a board can say without calling a press conference about it. Stability is cheap to promise and expensive to deliver.

Transfer targets

Kwesi Sorotu Badori due for a Hasaacas medical

Everything agreed with Hearts of Oak, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Abdul Asante in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hasaacas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

234 Edition

The Hasaacas Gazette

20 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Abdul Asante is carrying Hasaacas

40 goals and a season average of 7.82. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Hasaacas leaking at the back

8 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Abdul Asante in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hasaacas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Wa All Stars tell Hasaacas: Joseph Afful is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

A bad afternoon for Hasaacas against Liberty Professionals

1‑2 to Liberty Professionals, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

David Paintsil answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Mendos Rickson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Andrew Asante plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Abdul Asante was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

211 Edition

The Hasaacas Gazette

12 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Andrew Asante out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Andrew Asante, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hasaacas

Abdul Asante and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Blankson Anoff has improved at 29, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

A row about effort at Hasaacas

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Blankson Anoff was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

One of our own: Samuel Mohammed joins the Hasaacas first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Samuel Mohammed is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Bernard Owusu steps up from the Hasaacas academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Bernard Owusu has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Baba Inusah steps up from the Hasaacas academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Baba Inusah has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Patrick Kyereh steps up from the Hasaacas academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Patrick Kyereh has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

The dugout

When it matters, Mendos Rickson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief