Patrick Mohammed

Right Midfielder - New Edubiase United U18
15 Feb 2027
Monday
Process

Marked for Patrick Mohammed

24 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tasiu Lawal

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Evrard Zag in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Sule John

New Edubiase United asked and Inter Allies said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yusuff Adewale

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yusuff Adewale, and the manager let it.

Market

New Edubiase United and Abbey Benson are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Transfer targets

New Edubiase United ask about Jonathan Addo

A loan enquiry to Hasaacas: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Abeiku Annan chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Squad

A row about effort at New Edubiase United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Enock Afram was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

Back issues
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The New Edubiase United Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Evrard Zag stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Evrard Zag and New Edubiase United agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at New Edubiase United

Evrard Zag and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A move Mujahid Ibrahim would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Mujahid Ibrahim is living that version at New Edubiase United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Berekum Chelsea tell New Edubiase United: Ebenezer Shamo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words at New Edubiase United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tasiu Lawal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

One of our own: Patrick Mohammed joins the New Edubiase United first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Patrick Mohammed is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief