The Kariobangi Sharks Post
Player ratings15 Sep 2031
Age has not caught Patillah Omoto yet — 7.86
At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.86 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.
The dugout15 Sep 2031
John Jesus Ekong keeps the receipts
“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kariobangi Sharks may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.
Market15 Sep 2031
Kevin Ayumba hands in a written request
“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kariobangi Sharks can pretend not to have heard.
Match13 Sep 2031
At last: Kariobangi Sharks win one
7 matches without a win, and then this, against Sofapaka. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.
Squad15 Sep 2031
Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks
Lucan Louw was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Match13 Sep 2031
Kariobangi Sharks see off Sofapaka
Three points for Kariobangi Sharks, 2‑0 the final word against Sofapaka in a contest settled by the finer margins.
Market15 Sep 2031
One of our own: Patrick Amuka joins the Kariobangi Sharks first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Patrick Amuka is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market15 Sep 2031
Kariobangi Sharks promote Ochieng Odhiambo from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ochieng Odhiambo has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market15 Sep 2031
Kariobangi Sharks promote Jesse Kamau from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jesse Kamau has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
In brief
- Squad Bukho Mkalipi is carrying Kariobangi Sharks
- The dugout A satisfied Joseph Karisa
- The dugout The team sheet said everything about Erick Manyama