The New Edubiase United Gazette
Squad7 Sep 2026
Gabriel Menezes gets the move he always wanted
Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Gabriel Menezes has just signed for New Edubiase United, and for once the answer mattered.
Squad7 Sep 2026
New Edubiase United count the cost of losing Oshobe Oladele
36 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.
Boardroom7 Sep 2026
Graduation day at New Edubiase United
5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.
Match5 Sep 2026
A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against Great Olympics
0‑2 to Great Olympics, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.
Market7 Sep 2026
New Edubiase United promote Osman Mohammed from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Osman Mohammed has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market7 Sep 2026
Christian Asamoah steps up from the New Edubiase United academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Christian Asamoah has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Market7 Sep 2026
One of our own: Felix Annan joins the New Edubiase United first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Felix Annan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market7 Sep 2026
New Edubiase United promote Felix Asante from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Felix Asante has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Squad7 Sep 2026
Eduardo Acosta gets it from the manager
“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.
In brief
- Squad Gabriel Menezes signs on for more
- Boardroom New Edubiase United turn down the training-ground plan
- Player ratings Nobody could get near Shuaibu Garba