Elvis Olunga

Striker - Tusker
10 Oct 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Elvis Olunga

61 Edition

The Tusker Post

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Achraf Lazaar damages knee ligaments — 101 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 101 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ian Simiyu Jr.

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Tusker

Achraf Lazaar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Tusker training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mahamadou N'Diaye is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Collins Odhiambo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Collins Odhiambo, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Elvis Olunga wants to come home

“I did not go to Bidco United to sit and watch. I want to come back to Tusker and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

In brief

  • Boardroom Tusker counting the cost
  • Match Point won or two lost for Tusker?
  • Player ratings Fabien Adikiny spends the afternoon fouling
Back issues
60 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Simon Munala breaks a bone — 93 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 93 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Elvis Olunga: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Alassane Coulibaly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

57 Edition

The Tusker Post

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Dancan Omala at 20 — 7.68

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Dancan Omala did not need any: 7.68, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thomas Omole

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Tusker

Brian Opondo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Tusker training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Achraf Lazaar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Dancan Omala

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Tusker get the job done against Ulinzi Stars

A 2‑0 win over Ulinzi Stars, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Teka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ian Simiyu Jr. takes the honours

Marked 7.88 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Tusker had the best player on the pitch.

Loan watch

Elvis Olunga wants to come home

“I did not go to Bidco United to sit and watch. I want to come back to Tusker and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

In brief

53 Edition

The Tusker Post

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Dennis Wanjala: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Tusker have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Tusker

Brian Opondo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Tusker training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Achraf Lazaar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Tusker come up short against Kariobangi Sharks

Kariobangi Sharks left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ian Simiyu Jr. runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Loan watch

Elvis Olunga has seen enough of Bidco United

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Tusker, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

48 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules John Kelwishi out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Samba Diallo yet — 8.12

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Bidco United sign Kevin Simiyu for $45.0K

The paperwork is done: Kevin Simiyu joins from Posta Rangers in a deal worth $45.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Alassane Coulibaly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Bidco United spend $45.0K on the signing the town wanted

It is the rarest sequence in football: supporters ask for something, and the club goes and does it. $45.0K for Kevin Simiyu, and for one week nobody is complaining about anything.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Samba Diallo sends Bidco United past Mara Sugar

It finished 2‑0, and it was Samba Diallo’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bidco United.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Newton Ochieng at his very best

Marked 8.18. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Bidco United.

Player ratings

Christopher Raila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

48 Edition

The Tusker Post

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Douglas Omanga

Successful dribbles: 44. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Thomas Teka hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Tusker can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Dennis Oalo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tusker this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Achraf Lazaar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

98% of the income goes out in wages at Tusker

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Yakeen Muthelil takes the honours

Marked 7.04 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Tusker had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

No hiding place for Vincent Owino

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vincent Owino, and the manager let it.

Squad

A promise honoured for Denis Iguma

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Tusker told Denis Iguma something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Match

No goals between Tusker and Bandari

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Bandari will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

28 Edition

The Tusker Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Cliff Oruko

Successful dribbles: 42. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Dennis Oalo damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Eric Kapaito out for 104 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Tusker will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Alex Onchwari asks to leave Tusker

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Tusker

Dennis Oalo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Tusker

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at Tusker training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Achraf Lazaar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Tusker promote Elvis Olunga from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Elvis Olunga has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Tusker promote Harun Owusu from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Harun Owusu has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief